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[wtfhudson]

Shamefully, yes. I’m not even kidding.

Don't be ashamed...it's totally ok. We all do it. I like to throw in a few insults at myself on my alarms so that it just sits in my mind and builds up until I can no longer fall back asleep and have to get up.

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Do you name them too? Like, one is all 'Wake up asshole!' then another is 'No, seriously...get up.' and then you've got the coveted, 'GET THE FUCK UP!'.

Or is that just me?

I always have to set me alarm three times before I actually wake up, all over the course of two hours. 

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That’s what I figure. But I’m sure that they had some reasoning. Benefit of the doubt, of course.

But it is LA so it's probably just them being pretentious douchebags. 

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Dude, I would have been all over that. I mean, even if you get rejected you can say that you hit on Rihanna. I mean, it’s not like that’s an everyday opportunity man.

Would’ve been a better show if you smacked him, but I guess your decision is justified.

I dunno...one of my friends lives close to the boulevard and he's seen her down there a few times so it could happen again.

Yeah, I mean, I can't exactly afford a new guitar so while it would've been satisfying I don't quite think it would've been worth it.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Excuses, excuses.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Well, uh, I’ve never actually watched the full thing but I do know that one of them that’s in Coney Island is televised and I end up wanting to throw up within the first third seconds of them sliding hot dogs down their throat. Hm, I think I’ll stick with Hudson, I’ll be sure to meet plenty of strangers in this city anyways.

I've definitely gotta get in on this. If I can't make it as a musician, maybe I can make it as a professional eater...or whatever the hell it is that they call themselves. Good, I actually prefer Hudson over stranger.

My bed! I've missed you!

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People seem to be a lot more stingy nowadays. I feel like if you're able to afford a pizza then you're able to spare a few bucks for the driver.

I thought tipping the pizza guy was common courtesy. Er, not that I’m, uh, complaining… It’d just be nice to have some gas money on a $50 bill.

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Go to the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Competition, I am 99.9% sure that your dream girl might be there in the crowd. Or the actual competition. It’s fine, I could’ve totally stuck with Stranger and waited to see how long that lasted. It’s nice to meet you though Hudson, I’m Shiloh.

I'm definitely gonna try that! How often do they have these competitions? And what do you win?

I mean, you can still call me stranger if you want but either way, it's nice to meet ya!

My bed! I've missed you!

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Salads do tend to get boring, especially when the girls just move their forks around and pretend to pick at it when there’s nothing really to pick at besides lettuce. Well then stranger, have you managed to find this dream girl of yours that’ll take part in this amateur food eating competitions?

Nope! But I have the utmost faith that she's out there somewhere. Oh, I'm sorry! I guess I forgot to introduce myself...I've been doin' that a lot lately. I'm Hudson.

My bed! I've missed you!

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And I want a milkshake and a billion dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

A Kit-Kat is a lot more doable than a billion dollars though.

My bed! I've missed you!

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@thebrightknight: Up all night and we ain't even done yet! Livin' in that true rockstar fashion!! #plsdonttellmymom

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Okay, let me rephrase the question now. Do you cook things that don’t need to get cooked in the microwave? You eat so much that you actually scare girls away?

Why, of course! I'm pretty sure most guys do.

I mean, I don't think it's exactly that my eating habits scare them away...it's more so the fact that I want them to keep up, ya know? Like, not all the time obviously. But I'd like to have a good old fashioned chow down. See who can out eat who. Have a little fun with it and all that. I can't handle it when a girl just wants to eat salad all the time.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Damn, did you at least try to get her number?! If you didn’t then huge shame on you. I would love to tap that ass. Ah, that fuckin’ sucks, you should have taken the guitar and smacked him in the head with it. I would have given you money if I saw that.

Oh. That’s cool man.

No. I didn't even try to approach her honestly. I figured that she probably doesn't get many days to herself and I didn't wanna be the one to ruin that for her.

I probably should've smacked him in the head with it, but it probably would've broken my guitar. I chose to run away instead.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Excuse you, you can’t excuse me, I said it first. You’ve been excused. You can go now.

No, you wouldn’t. I’d break you like a kit kat bar.

Oh man, I'd really love a Kit-Kat bar right now.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Excuse you, I repent that remark. I am so not crazy.

You could never defeat me in an argument. I’m never wrong. Even when I’m wrong I’m never wrong. I’ll just keep talking until you accept that I’m right so I’ll stop arguing.

Excuse you, but I didn't say you were. I said that most people would probably think you were.

Fair enough. Although...I would still know in my mind that I'm right.

My bed! I've missed you!

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You can’t cook at all? Or are you just too lazy to try? Aw, that was sweet. I think some girls just try too hard to be something they’re not. I mean, size matters to a lot of girls unfortunately so trying on the wrong size is just because they don’t know their body type well enough.

I like to think it's a mixture of both. I can cook some things, but I just don't really have the desire to. 

That's kinda sad actually. It's disappointing how we live in a society where every girl is made to seem completely worthless unless they're a size zero. It makes it hard to find a girlfriend as well because I usually scare them away with my eating habits.

My bed! I've missed you!

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Forget doing that with just jelly donuts. We need the strawberry icing covered, sprinkled donuts with cream cheese filling and we need to stuff our faces with it until they cry.

I'm gonna cry because of how beautiful that was.

I'm just gonna come there and eat all of the food except one plate that I'll give to you and we can just watch them all drown in their tears. 

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