#Perri

[thelonelyshore-if]

Assuming we’re not romancing the RO how good of a wingman would each RO be?

This is such a fun ask; answers under the cut c:

Beck: I don't actually think they'd be great at it tbh. They can be pretty charming and would totally hype you up, but they're also distractable and the second the other person even mildly annoys them they'd be like 'red flag, you're actually not good enough for my friend ://'

Croft: the mental image of this made me legitimately laugh. Bad. Croft would be a VERY BAD wingman. They not only completely lack charisma but they'd think the entire thing was pointless and stupid. They'd insult the other person to their face and then wander back over to you like 'they weren't interested. can we please leave.'

Jay: would be a great wingman tbh. They love their friends so they wouldn't hesitate to talk you up to the other person. They're normal and charming/friendly enough to not scare them off with bad vibes. They want the best for you. Best possible wingman of the group.

Perri: has pretty bad social anxiety so the idea of talking to a random stranger--even if it's to help you out--would bring them close to tears. If they were playing wingman and the other person was someone they know, it would only be... slightly better. They Do Not Like Talking To People.

Ravi: would be awful at it but oh my god can you imagine. He'd actually try, unlike Croft, but he'd be so offputting and strange about it. Probably he'd immediately start telling the other person about the time you almost drowned, and then be like 'they have an incredible proclivity for survival :)' and then would walk away feeling proud of himself.

Yasmin: in theory would be the next best after Jay...but she's terribly direct. She doesn't have much interest in subtly so instead of quietly hyping you up and being chill about it she'd straight up just be like, 'my friend is interested in you; they're gorgeous and cool. go talk to them.' She most likely thinks she's better at it than she actually is.

[arjengelly]

I could get into this show… just need Tammy and Tommy to show up…. They could be teens or adults idc

They could know Hazel’s bro or be her babysitter

It’d be funny if Tommy was voiced by David Kaufman (Danny Phantom)

Maybe Tammy is dating Hazel’s bro

[xwildwhirlx]

of course they knew that keeping his name as “Poof” would be a bit too on-the-nose

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dumpster Baby 2: Chaggie & Baby

Charlie: (panicking) Perri!? PERRI! Perri, sweetie, come down for Mommy, please?

Perri: (short for Perriwinkle based on her hair and color theme, wings flapping 100 beats a minute as she barely manages to hover around the chandelier in the very, VERY high ceilinged lobby) Hehehehehe!~

Charlie: Sweetie, please come down. Mommy's worried about you falling. Your wings aren't strong enough for those heights yet! (to Angel) How did she even get up that high?! You were supposed to be watching her while I went to the bathroom!

Angel: What? She flapped her wings and used the surrounding furniture to get higher. She can hover pretty damn good for a little tyke.

Charlie: (scolding tone) Angel!

Angel: Tyke! Tiiiiieee-k. Not dyke, Toots.

Vaggie: (flies up to Perri and holds her hands under her belly) Come here, mija. You're about to give Mommy a heart attack.

Perri: (giggles impishly in a way that almost sounds like Lucifer's giggle when he calls Razzle and Dazzle) Mita! Mita! Hehehehehe~

Vaggie: (gently guides Perri to "fly" into Charlie's hands)

Charlie: Oh, thank goodness! (holds Perri tight) No more flying above the coffee table!

Angel: What the fuck is Mita?

Vaggie: (blushes and bristles)

Charlie: (blushing) U-umm.... Perri heard me call Vaggie "Mamacita" one night when I thought she was asleep. And ever since, she's called her Mita.

Angel: HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy Shit!!! Vaggie's mom name is because you guys had sex with the little tyke in the room!!!

[williamshamspeare]

[silverfishfan]

fox sona (fruity). his name is perri

[gadzooksgalore]

I had the pleasure of doing a very casual art trade with my good friend Perri between writing sessions, where I got the chance to draw her alien bean Nii. Been wanting to try a bit of digital papercraft for a while so this was the perfect opportunity! Indulging in some lineless art was a treat, and playing around with all the different textures was honestly really fun.

Perri has accounts on Art Fight and Artfol, so you can find her there :>

Alternate version below the cut!

[dodgecarspeedracershotdogcart]

[pinkyhaert]

{ Did a draw the squad but with WH Ocs on Twitter and sneakily added my WH ocs into the mix hehehe }

I would tag people but like idk if they have tumblr or not sksks

Anyways enjoy VwV

[disneybooklist]

[ratsinpots]

I don’t care what people say. I always liked Poof! He was amazing. Yeah the show went downhill but don’t blame my boy.

anyway. I haven’t watched Fairly odd parents since I was little. So…. I fucking love Peri.

[thelonelyshore-if]

The besties, since they've been on my mind recently <3

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

She’s so influencer coded

[provincara]

Rereading the Lumatere Chronicles and damn so many of the couples in this series had horrible first impressions like???? Finnikin was so pissed when Isaboe joined him and Topher and then even more pissed when he realized she was just as smart as him, Trevanion yelled at Beatriss for being incompetent and then she slapped him in the face when HE was incompetent, Froi called Quintana a whore when he was like 5 feet from her room, pretty sure Perri and Tesadora tried to kill each other at some point?? even more minor couples like August and Abian ("pity the man who shares her bed" sir that would be YOU) and Harker and Jorja ("he hated me for the first five years of our marriage!") And don't even get me started on Lucian and Phaedra

But then they all kind of juxtapose beautifully with Grijio and Florenza's meet-cute at the end of the series, like after all of the horrific things that happened to these people there's some hope for goodness in the future ya know? like finally a good start

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dumpster Baby & Apple Seed Crossover

Dumpster Baby meets Apple Seed AU

Vaggie: (sharpening her spear in the foyer)

Perri: (toddles over, flapping her wings when she almost falls over) Mita! Mita!

Vaggie: What is it, mija? Are you coming over to see me fix up my spear?

Perri: (grabs the edge of the coffee table and stares)

Spear: (glistening and shining in the late day sun shining through the windows after being freshly sharpened and polished)

Perri: (eyes sparkle in awe and reaches out to grab the spear) Speeeer....

Vaggie: (blinks and glance between the spear and Perri)

Perri: (puppy eyes as her little pudgy fingers make tiny grabby motions)

Vaggie: (puts the spear handle in Perri's hand)

Perri: (absolutely beams and sparkles)

Vaggie: Hmm... (pulls the spear away)

Perri: (eyes water as she frowns, her lips quivering) Euuuuuuu....

Vaggie: (puts the spear handle in Perri's hand)

Perri: (beams and sparkles)

Vaggie: (proud mama moment) Okay, so when you hold a spear-

Charlie: (from the loveseat) Absolutely Not!!!

Vaggie: (Picks up Perri and holds her tight) She chose the spear! I had no say in the matter!

Perri: (holding the spear in tiny hands as she smiles so big it would give Alastor a run for his money) Speeeer!!!!

Charlie: (groans and holds her belly) I'm too pregnant for this!!!

[williamshamspeare]

Guy Mortadello is a fucked up little man, I think