#fucking mayberry

[pickleddginger]

This is the city police Facebook post. Reason 2,476 I call the place Mayberry. Seriously can’t make this shit up. It’s a wonderful, prosperous community but I’m sooo glad I moved. Im no where near pure enough to fit in.

[aspergirl-2006]

So, guys... I'm just saying, if we could have this:

Who's to say that we can't have this?

[blitz-without-the-o]

Love- er, evil wins?

[sir-mister-man]

helluva boss alignment chart 2: electric boogaloo

[aetherixs]

better plot twist than fight club

[actually-autisticc]

I CALLED IT.

I once made a comment asking why Mayberry wanted Martha dead. Obviously it’s for fucking her husband but did she know Martha would end up in Hell? She wasn’t aware she and her whole family were cannibals but fucking other people’s husbands does get you to hell.

Kind of like the Loopty and Lyle Lipton situation. Blitzø says that once they kill Lyle, he’d be stuck down there with Loopty. Forever. Little did we and IMP know, that’s exactly what Loopty wanted.

Mayberry wanted Martha in hell. SO THEY COULD FU-

[oilith]

HOW ARE THESE TWO THE ONLY CANON SAPPHIC SHIP IN HELLUVA BOSS? HOW??

[paldeanbooperr]

no one seems to be screaming over so allow me-

WHY IS MOXXIE ON THERE???

is blitz guilty of treating him how he does in some way? if he didn't mean the apologies he gave out, was he not going to be sincere for treating him the way he does or would he actually admit that moxxie doesn't deserve that??

he might be hesitant to apologise to moxxie, given the question mark right after his name but like how can you be hesitant about saying sorry to your employee / friend who admires you

also i'm guessing the "annoying kid" on the list could be the kid from the pilot who sucked but turned out to be the client's target

honestly i woulda loved to see him again-

[majosullivan]

The best part of the new episode were the many many many lesbians couples reminding Blitz of how alone he is. Like he should be jealous of lesbians so all is right in the world

As they should. All the lesbians and sapphics are thriving, while Blitz’s mind is preparing to become sooo possessable next episode.

I still can’t get over the plot twist of the year that was Mrs. Mayberry and Martha going through a whole enemies to lovers sub plot off screen. Their own much more bloodier and murderous Korrasami moment per say. Absolutely adore that for them. I’ve seen people saying that we need a mini episode about how they got to this point and they are fucking CORRECT.

[serotonin-topup]

Created this account for the sole purpose to share a meme that I made.

May create more in the future. Who knows.

[willowshimmer]

Omg they were roommates.....

MY APOLOGY TOUR REVIEW COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!

Sorry I can't post it today I've been feeling very burnt out so sorry but I PROMISE IT WILL COME OUT TOMORROW!

[ooodles-o-dooodles]

so i watched the new helluva boss episode and am here to pour my heart out

1)

idk if anyone's said this already, but i was freaking out while watching it, wondering why blitzø didn't just push "better than blitzø" guy away from stolas when they kissed. and why indeed, did he not? because he's respecting stolas's boundaries and not kissing him or coming onto him when he's not in the right place for that sort of thing. he's realizing how he's pushy like that

2)

my d a r l i n g verosika. i love you. baby. woman. marry me. she held a party for hating blitzø, not for pettiness as assumed at the beginning of the episode, but to HELP OTHERS GET OVER BLITZØ. she knows how much blitzø can hurt someone, so she makes sure that every one of his exes is invited to this party, with people like them around them. just imagine: you dated this really kinda bad person and you're really hurt. then WHAM you get an invite to a stupid petty party to hate on that person that hurt you. you go to said party and you're expecting it to be mean petty people but instead you meet this super nice, funny, (hot asf) girl who knows what it's like to be hurt, to be fucked over by some guy and wants to help you by getting you out of the house, socializing. she wants to see them lead happier lives.

VEROSIKA MARRY MEEEEEE

3)

i'm glad they finally addressed how bad of a person blitzø is. I wasn't sure if I was just being judgy in my head but he is legitimately a bad person. he's selfish and greedy, and doesn't CARE. he doesn't! he simply does not care. why? maybe one day we'll know. but in my opinion? he was right to question stolas's love for him. he is a bad. person. change my mind.

4)

MARTHA AND MAYBERRY AHHHHHH

[anthurak]

So I'm rewatching the Helluva Boss shorts, and uh...

Why do I feel like this bit from Hell's Belles is meant to hint/foreshadow/give us a peak at the courtship of Marthaberry?

I mean Mayberry already went after Martha with a chainsaw once. Don't see why she wouldn't do it AGAIN. And Martha is exactly the type who would get her own chainsaw to go after Mayberry right back.

And they're both sinners, so things probably got a bit... messy.

[hellaversepolls]

Theme: we've seen all of them as human

[pirate-queen-boy]

I've done it

18+

2,594 words

A one-shot.

The Marthberry fic has been made. I can rest easy now... that's a lie. Anyways, enjoy the fuck out of it, because I've never actually written hardcore sex before!

[clay-pidgeon]

mayvoirrey is like good luck babe between genuinely horrible people. Both of these people are unambiguously morally wrong throughout the story but they are also #yuri