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Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

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Me dancing in my room and my little sister opens the door:

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oh god oh no the male feminist and the finance bro are hitting it off get the hose

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I don’t know about you guys but this looks like attempted seduction if I ever seen it!

Why is he making that face at her? Why is he laying on the bed like “Come here baby, I can show you a real good time.”

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom Musical James Madison's a nonchalant bottom

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME he's not a little uwu bottom he's just. Nonchalant.

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Alright, I have another idea.

I saw the post where that one person talked about their dream where they saw the TDOSS CD in a store, but there was no Slim on the cover and the name was SLIM SHADY.

So, now we imagine a magical world (sorta magical) because for something to become unchangeable it needs to be happening for three months. (Example, if you want to be blonde your hair needs to be constantly dyed blonde for three months and then it stays blond.)

What if Slim after a while climbed out of his coffin? What if he didn't really die because he didn't really get killed?

Y'all what if Marshall and Slim had the agreement that he would act dead and get buried to rest but Slim got bored?

So one night Slim just showed up at Marshall's house demanding attention. And Marshall is a little confused because they agreed on three months because three months are needed for something to become unchangeable. But because of Slim showing up after two months, his death isn't his death anymore. Therefore on all TDOSS are now just SLIM SHADY and his face is gone from the covers.

And obviously everyone gets confused because what the fuck did just happen.

Though I have no idea what to do further with this idea.

Considering Slim is not actually dead in-universe (and never will be until Em himself dies), I can see this fitting with the "canon" we have so far. Like, the Emverse doesn't really follow the same logic our world does. It's all very abstract 'cause music itself is abstract, so this is very plausible.

Shady getting bored of being dead and going “Fuck this shit, I'm outta here” just to go break into Marshall's house while he's sleeping is a beautiful mental picture.

At this point Slim is like his sleep paralysis demon, and he can't do shit about it. He's tried to get rid of him for almost three decades now, but the blonde prick always comes back somehow, just like the villain from a slasher film.

So even though seeing him again is frustrating, he's not surprised. The only thing is that now he'll have to figure out how to clean the mess that Shady's “resurrection” has caused.

But that'll have to wait, 'cause the idiot decided to wake him at FUCKING 3 A.M. IN THE MORNING. Marshall is tired, and tries to see if he can talk to Slim so he will let him go back to sleep.

“Alright, What do you want? I thought we had an agreem—”

“Death is SO BORING! What the fuck am I supposed to do? Just lay in a cold box waiting for the maggots to come eat me? I've got better shit to do.” He says, sitting in bed.

“Such as...?”

“I want cuddles, ” he had already kicked off his shoes and started getting into bed with him “my back is fuckin' killing me”

“... Do I have a choice?”

“Mh... Nah” Shady said with a smug grin, as he snuggled with him under the covers.

“You're the worst.” Marshall replied, although he wasn't trying to stop him either.

“Oh c'mon, face it. You cannot live without me, you could never get rid of me even if you tried... Let's be serious, if I hadn't come back, you would've dug me up anyways...”

“...”

“Am I right?”

“... Fuck you.”

“I knew it.”

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very rushed jeffmads hs au animation for my 8 fans…………

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DEVASTATING! one half of the themes in a song you like fits a character perfectly however the rest of it does not at all

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Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like “ah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,” or, “this was during my Supernatural era.” I can map out my whole life in this way.

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Hamburr being silly

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Ha! In your face!!

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Source

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this is your daily reminder you can self ship with literally anyone.... yes even that character that's a rapist, yes that character that's a genuine piece of shit. you can self ship with strade from btd, you can selfship with jimmy from mouthwashing...it doesn't make you a bad person, why? they're not real.

yall will claim you can self ship with "villains"...but then you turn right around and bitch at people that date bad people. make it make sense yall.

also, people are allowed to ship how they want. if someone's relationship is abusive that's THEIR relationship. if you don't like it you can what...say it with me...block people.

"oh but they're romant-" it's not your abuse. they're not talking about you. "oh but they're normaliz-" shut the fuck up. fiction doesn't normalize abusive relationships and if it's normalized it you have an extremely poor judgement and have some form of psychotic problem (this is coming from someone with psychosis and delusional problems) "oh but what about the childre-" stfu about the children. 11 year olds shouldent be online and anyone above the age of fucking 13 (should, if they got taught) understand that abuse, sexual assault, rape, and or murder is bad.

get real.

“people on this app will treat fictional characters as if they were real people and then talk about real people as if they were fictional and then get mad at you for knowing the difference” - reyssben, Twitter

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people