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when u made the mental plan to play roblox with your girlfriend but ended up jerking off together on call instead is that suffering from success . asking for a friend
#dramatically long sigh#gay as hell#comedically short sigh#dont think she knew i had that plan#don't remember if i said#got a little distracted from it#ghhhhffgggfgggrffff#she's so fucking hot#oh my god#i could rant about how hot she is#ogh i could talk abt every part of her#she's so beautiful#she's literally the most perfect person ive ever layed eyes on#auggghh#fucking hell she takes me out#and im dating her ?????#how did i do that man.#augh#shes so so so cool#and hot#did i mention yet that she's hot
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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thinking about how death of the endless almost certainly knows by now that edwin payne and charles rowland run from her hand in hand each time she comes for a departing soul they've helped, and maybe she even lets them get a head start.
thinking about how both of them are so deserving of the peace her kind word and friendly face bring, but they are too terrified she'll separate them to ever receive the actual gift she could offer.
thinking about how it might just fix something in them both to just... sit in the office with death of the endless while she has a cuppa, or eats an apple, and tells her terrible corny jokes; and maybe it helps them realize that nothing would dare to ever part them in the afterlife or beyond— least of all death herself.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#yes i'm listening to the sandman score again can u tell#this post brought to you because i really think death should be their friend#she is so gentle. she is a balm. a soft breeze on a day that's the perfect temperature. they could use that...#(listen. they meet hob. then they meet dream through him. then they meet his sister and to their surprise she doesn't want to take them#then edwin realizes they're both related to despair whom he met in hell the second time and freaks the fuck out#meanwhile... desire is like oh you already know all about me babes. i don't need to come to this party. i'm already here)#the sandman
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glorioso from last years twitterin
#pokemon#swsh#champion gloria#professor hop#drift compatible#<- their common tag wahoo#sometimes (all the time) I think abt how much I love gloria and wanna finally write that 4-part thing for her#hop shoooouuuldve been a moderating presence or whatever but the thing is. he just thinks she's genuinely cool#so every time anyone questions anything she does to him he's like why? it rocks#gloria's the same with hop tho like if hop tells her anything she just takes it as fact. its dangerous but so far its worked out#so ultimately they actually make each other Worse(tm) and thats awesome to me. I love them#I love them so fucking much everyones like dang that champion's taciturn how come she's best friend and rival with that#super nice professor. even tho it takes being next to them literally three seconds to realize they just think the other is the coolest#man. these were drawn like right before I caught the A virus last year iirc. inked that first thing while having a fever#how was november and december last year Like That... what made it be like that. what da hells....#oh well theres this. I gotta go back to business now#have a good night lads. we begin at the beginning and where we begin is the beginning etc
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you get ta college and realize that everybody here is just Some Guy™ and has been Some Guy™ for their whole lives. the veteran seniors are having breakdowns right next ta the freshmen in the library, our final essays for the semester are started and finished two days b4 its supposed ta b turned in and all our rough drafts look like somebody rubbed 3 braincells on a google doc and then puked on it
#spacie spoinks#you think that all the adults have it tagether and they dont is what im tryna say#i dont have it all figured out you dont have it all figured out#he she we they dont have it all figured out#hell some of my profs are talking about how they're on their last leg here#dont even get me started on the graduate students#you think that the people in schooling change depending on age? oh buddy we're all so fucked up.#its like highschool but more stressful but also more fun b/c im taking classes i like and studying what i like#so its worth it#anyways bye im writing an essay#thats due tomorrow#lol
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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can i be fr for a minute?? sending abuse to people online for holding different views than you is not activism and in fact actively hurts your cause. most people are not extreme in their viewpoints, you can give them a new perspective if you're willing to spend some time explaining shit. if someone is saying something you disagree with and you rush in there to condescend to them and call them disgusting and subhuman and dont even TRY to explain calmly why their views are harmful, they're going to shut you out instantly and double down on their views.
most people are simply genuinely ignorant to the issues they're talking about - they just pick their views up from the news and the world around them and express opinions because that's what every person does. if you run in there and tell them they're scum for it, what then? if someone does that to you, are you going to think "maybe i should do some research" or are you going to think "this person is an asshole, im blocking them." a lot of you think you're activists and then refuse to do any kind of actual WORK to support your cause.
#this is not about the isr*el thing even tho thats obviously a huge issue rn#its just a pattern ive observed online#im not saying you have to be kind to people who oppress you dont twist my words#but if youre trying to support any cause and you think calling people names is going to help#youre a fucking idiot lol#people call themelves activists and pro-X cause because they called their opposition dirty c*nts online#how the hell is that meant to help anyone? theyre just going to retreat into their propaganda chambers because you proved what the leaders#of those spaces have been telling them#you can obvs block people if you dont want to deal w them but thats a neutral action. sending abuse harms ur cause.#text#like educating ignorant people is hard work! yeah! its also the entire fucking point of activisim#and if you think its too much effort then just stop pretending you give a shit tbh#like my parents managed to change our neighbour's very xenophobic stance on migrants with a calm conversation#some people will listen and some wont and shes not exactly going out to protests for migrants rights but shes not hostile anymore#and a lot of yall think that isnt good enough but let me tell you it IS good because these things take time!#unlearning things is MUCH harder than learning them in the first place and a lot of people grew up in environments that taught them#very discriminatory and conservative views and its actually not their fault. and its hard to educate yourself differently on something you#have no idea is not true. where do you start w that?
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He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌
(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)
#dbtag#Idk why Toei didn't lean into Vegeta being a version of Piccolo you could put in funnier situations like Toriyama wrote#He's reserved and professional and proud but JUST immature enough to bite down on a gag that Piccolo would readily swerve#But they take a lot of Goku's chaotic comedy away too in favor of Hero(tm) writing and that is why I keep pulling my hair out aklsjdlas#Toriyama was sO funny and it bums me out so much that the anime derailed how lighthearted and straight up silly the humor is#and replaced it with Misogyny Is Funny and humiliation kinks asjklfhadjk and it's not just my complaints about Vegeta and Bulma!!#“Goku is running away from his very reasonable wife because he is a goofy little guy who doesn't want to do his chores” becomes#“Chichi is Cruel to Goku who is Trying to be a good husband because she doesn't relate to his passions and vilifies him for having them"#which is not their dynamic at all but dudes in the writing room are like “being married is fucking awful amirite fellas hahaha”#but Toriyama was like “Being married is not for everybody but it can be really great if you and your partner are on the same page”#Chichi's reasonable! And Goku isn't romantically wired but Goku can enthusiastically consent to sex and still not enjoy kissing#those things can be and are true for a lot of people! And it makes even more sense if you hc Goku to be aspec (and audhd coded) like I do#Kissing can feel gross and can be a sensory overload for many folks. Doesn't mean they're stupid or innocent.#(although Goku CAN still ride nimbus so idk what Pure entails in this universe askljad)#Like I am the FIRST person to joke and drag Goku about his marriage as an aspec myself but like legit Goten is a Last Night On Earth baby#He knows what sex is. But also between how socially removed Goku is and how Shy and Conservative Chichi it's not out of line#to assume the actual words sex and kiss have never been spoken in that house skljdlajdf I FULLY believe Chichi uses code words#Chichi thinks her son being blonde makes him a delinquent and still uses honorifics with Goku like it is fully reasonable to assume#that the joke of Goku's naivetè centers around the fact that his wife is too embarrassed to talk about Certain Matters in a normal way#While Bulma and Vegeta are slutty hedonistic cityfolk who need jesus (according to chichi probably...and me but I support them)#anyway. point is. Toriyama was funny as hell and Nekomajin is absolutely ridiculous and goofy and has a fully amoral main character#which just reminded me that toei is allergic to letting goku be a gremlin and so vegeta's not allowed to be a gremlin wrangler#even though that's been his job since the day he met raditz alksdjaskljd
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The 2021 MK movie is so much more enjoyable when you don't have a little demon in your ear screaming about why it sucked
#FUCK ALL YALL I HAD FUN!!!!#except when my dude died...then i cried...#is it heavily flawed. DUHHH. I STILL HAD FUN WATCHIN IT THOUGH. FIGHT SCENES WERE HYPE AS FUCK.#also some of yall take out your dislike of cole young on lewis tan and its lame af#he didnt write the script bro#anyways im hyped as hell for the second movie#and shoutout to mk 2021 for introducing me to joe taslim yeehaaaa#and! i LIKED sonya! “she was lame” idgaf she's my wife ooga booga booga#ten thousand tags#mk 2021#mortal kombat 2021#mortal kombat#yo whats the tag limit on these things
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hi spoiler embargo ended. get rejuv blasted
#pokemon rejuvenation spoilers#also i finished my renegade run like an hour ago. whwatthe hell. egrhrhr#h. normal about it#M2…………………. shes so awful i love her so so bad. evil and fucked my melia moments my beloved#fucked up*#thank you 13.5 renegade route for giving me so so much while also taking away everything at the same time#shes so sick and twisted but like literally.#hher. pokemon… they. egeg erg ag#sorry this is about the best i can do im not good with wording things so take my nonsensical keyboard smashing i think#oh also love the chapter 10 cave bit ^_^ the soul thing is so cool i love giant robot ana#and the giratina friend thats awesome#also not related in the slightest but i got the a-larvesta megg on my renegade route save and its so so pretty#i love all of the new aevian forms but i think out of them all a-volarona and the a-leavanny line are my favorites by far#probably helps that both of those are some of my favorite pokemon in general but yknow#pokemon rejuvenation#btw anyone that sees this that hasnt played this before should play it immediately. please#they made the glitter girl fucked up and evil im winning
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Lemme just say I read that entire rant about that girl on your tags and holy shit that’s cute- 😭
THANK YOU I ADORE HER!!!!! i wanna hold her hair back and whisper from on my knees behind her all the things i love about her while she gets her throat fucked
#asks#anons#allura.addressed💌#hearts in my eyes at the idea of pouring my love into her while someone forces it deeper in lmfao. i just care about her so much ugh. like??#what is is about me being in love that i am so fond of sharing (with willing partners obviously) my sweethearts with others like i want#EVERYONE that she wants to be fucking the hell out of her as i overload her with affection#it’s really one of my favorite things to do and i have NO idea why. she’s a goddess and should be treated as such#oh and i also want to marry her and spend silly noons and nights together forever. she makes me so happy and i love making her feel safe.#the way she expresses herself with me is something i cannot imagine taking for granted. take my entire heart from my chest if that ever#becomes the truth okay?? she is deserving of every safety and every comfort that exists. i just so happen to be lucky enough to give those#to her <3
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i've been playing in a solo cyberpunk game and it's stolen my heart like nothing before or since. i love my shitty punkass corpo baby medtech Clocks and her terrible (mostly dead) trauma team. the bittersweet tragedies of life... no other system like it
#cyberpunk red#oc tag#Clocks#and Pluto#the big guy#he's sunshine incarnate. big tough bodyguard security specialist on her trauma team and he#[person who is grieving] fuckin hell man#her only friend in the entire world at the time#they're finally communicating about the unspoken tension between them. kinda. but like they're getting there#and then fuckin ADAM SMASHER i am STILL not over it WHY WAS HE THERE!!!! adam smasher.#and i was cyberpsycho i wasn't making choices for life i was making choices for profit#and he died for her#but not before kissing her and telling her he loved her#finally#after 6!! INVISIBLE FUCKING YEARS OF PINING! BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER MATCH UP TO HER OLD MAINLINE#pluto was a brother and a father and a friend and never got to be a lover#but he made her take the time out of the day to smell the roses. or he tried anyway. always.#and she loved him so much and thought they would never work because she would hurt him so she never#ever said anything#i'm not over it and i never will be jordan do you HEAR ME#there are so many other things to holler about (mainline the HEADS) but i see one smiling pluto and all thought diverts to tragedy#i grieved this man#they called each other SWEETHEART! that's their nicknames for each other! as a JOKE! AS A TEASE! BUT WAS IT?!? FUCKIN WAS! IT!!!#i grow increasingly normal about this game#anyway
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I'm 100 pages into Moby Dick and they just got on the goddamn boat
This book actually kinda fucks hard it's great?
#Moby Dick#Was not expecting a comedy out of this book tbh#Nor was I expecting homoeroticism#And I was NOT expecting Herman Melville to actually be cool about representing non-Christian religion in a Christian dominated society??#And there's only been one (1) woman in the book so far but she was such a cool character?#Plus there's a shocking amount of class consciousness in this??#Herman Melville Woke King??????#This book came out in 1851 and Ishmael's saying this Pacific Islander he met a couple of days ago is basically George Washington#He does keep calling him a cannibal and the guy does keep talking about doing cannibalism#So it might not hold up to modern standards for racial sensitivity in that regard#But like the man's saying that this guy wanted to give Christianity a try#Figured out that it wasn't for him so he went back to his pagan ways and literal idol worship#And Ishmael was like “Whoa based? God said to love your fellow man and this is man is as equal to me as anyone else”#Real shit here honestly#This was pre-Civil War this is amazingly ahead of its time in terms of racial justice#Also: “hell is an idea first born on an undigested apple-dumpling” is based as fuck I love this guy so much#The first chapter is a masterpiece#“This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship”#THAT IS SO FUCKING GOOD#I can't believe it's taken me this long to START THIS BOOK
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The Doctor needs one of those classes they give to expecting/hopeful parents but for humans. Get their ass enrolled in a parenting course. And everytime they get a new companion he has to retake the course.
#doctor who#dw#the doctor#inspired by the deleted scene of her just pushing amy out of the tardis doors into space#while amy was having an anxiety attack. YOU CANNOT DO THAT!#they have access to all of time and space the doctor has to be able to find a human parenting/caretaker course#bonus points if he ends up taking one for human children.#imgine youre travelling with the doctor and he leaves and comes back one day and says they enrolled themself in a human management course#and youre like 'oh thank god finally'#and then she just starts bubble wrapping the entire tardis and locking off entire rooms and giving you coloring sheets and stim toys#when you get bored#and starts taking you to like. fucking parks to play with other humans.#and starts carrying like fucking snacks like lunchables and shit everywhere and giving them to you at regular intervals#and you're like 'hey what the fuck.'#and you ask them what the hell they're doing and you find out they were learning to care for human TODDLERS.#and you're like. jesus fucking christ. explains so much. mildly disconcerting how much stayed the same though.#and so obviously you ask 'do you see me as a child?' and the doctor is like. ah. interesting question.#you know what else is interesting. OOOOOOO TELETUBBIES LETS LOOK AT THE TELETUBBIES OOOOOO EDUCATIONAL GAMES OOOO!!!!#LOOK AT THE SMALL HUMAN ON THE SCREEN WHICH PAIR OF SHOES MATCHES THE DRESS??? CHOOSE FAST!!!!!!#this could also open the door for an amazing bit though#where you start doing all of the same things back to the doctor and it works even better on them than it did you.#turn their ass into an ipad kid. they start arguing too much put his ass on minecraft pocket edition.#she just sits there for 1-3 hours. dead silence. you walk over like. 'hey. um. you good.'#no answer. you look ove rher shoulder. she has recreated ancient rome in minecraft in exact replica and is the reigning emperor.#they are roleplaying the roman senate with sheep and villagers. okay. can you please save the world now. please.#this is not to infantilize the doctor. he is old as shit. they are an adult. but by god can they be easily entertained.#not to mention that a key factor of the doctor IS their eternal childishness.#but they ARE a fully grown adult. beyond that even. ancient 'were you alive to see the dinosaurs grandpa?' ass motherfucker.#they are just also a masive loser. who would love minecraft pocket edition and lunchables. probably. who doesn't though.#bangers
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what is it abt getting into an argument w yr mother that instantly makes you suicidal .
#oh my fucking god i misunderstood something and made a face bc i was confused and then we were yelling. hell world#im like. angela we aren't taking the box cutter out. grow the fuck up#literally went from talking abt the weather to screaming at each other over something she fucking made up. i want to die so bad sometimes#so many incidents r like. what did i do tell me what i did. no i did not fucking mean it like that. and now you don't believe me cool#so so so often she just gets mad at me bc she doesn't like my expression or tone of voice but i don't mean it Like That i i never do i just#i have never been able to project any negative emotion ever including like. neutral confusion. nothing#'you're in your room all the time' yeah because i somehow fuck up every other time i talk to you and im tired of crying every three days
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Everyone, remind me to not trust my dad’s relatives with food and parties because they can’t do even that much the right way. The peoples are so questionable 💀
#— ❥ kelrambles;#.text#also don’t get me started on my jobless cousin telling me she found 5 jobs FOR ME but they all seem just like… scam…#because girl why are you trusting instagram ads now to find yourself a job???? 😭💀#but her finding five jobs for me while she is jobless and with a kid to raise it’s what actually takes me out#albanian relatives feels WAAAAAAY too entitled to thing they shouldn’t be feeling entitled about#literally mind your fucking business???#you the same girl who called me immature when i had a breakdown from stress in the hardest moment of my life#and now you come to me acting like you didn’t project your entire being and existence on me???? bitch go away???#she narcissistic arrogant presumptuous bossy and stuck up as hell because picking only one bad trait felt too insulting to her#literally stop chasing after me and chase after your 4yo son????? 😭#anyways… some peoples needs a reality check and to be humbled so bad#she the same who tells me that i can’t talk back because i dropped out of school… like i wasn’t forced by our relatives to do that lmfao#she has regarded me with the heinous shits EVER since i was a kid but the bad one is always me when i talk back to her 🫥#get so much why diego doesn’t pull up to any family gathering and stays away from these peoples 🤭
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