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Getting back to playing TF2 nearly every night after being away for so long felt like when you run into your old friends from high school and pick up laughing and reminiscing like you never left them at all

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Imagine I become the kingIMEANgovernor of North Carolina and somebody digs up my Tumblr blog to use my homosexual impulses towards Sundowner Metal Gear as a means to derail my campaign

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COWARDS ALL OF YE 🗣🗣🗣

Propaganda

Kidnapping the Prime Minister, decapitating a guard like he was snipping a head off scissors style, his dialogue containing gems like: "How is an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?" And "There's nothing like a good atrocity to keep a war going!" As for how he's hot? He kills people and makes it look sexy, his voice is cool and have you listened to Red Sun?

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Nah bc if Sundowner had hair and a beard there would be legions of nerds thirsting over him, but alas. The world fears bald men. We live in a society.

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idk how to caption this. gone fishing

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I know next to nothing about TF2 except for combat but in ideal world this would be a cosmetic set (art cred to tedzillow)

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I regret joining airbuds what do you mean my friends can snoop in on my Ram Ranch marathon

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You can call Max0r unfunny all you want but few things beat fucking SCREAMING his Raiden and Sundowner dialogue back and forth with your friend who can do a crazy Raiden impression from the trunk of his car while tilted off enough hard cider to kill a cro magnon housewife

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That's when I break out the tape

People who bind: I have a very important question.

does it stay on during sex

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Look at my driver dawg we're gonna die

Just realized I never made one for the WoD so here we go

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"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

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sketches from early 2024

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This is how you perform the Gavin Newsom summoning ritual(the sewer setting is important to keep him contained).

how it feels to be in your twenties

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What is tumblr trying to tell me

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I would be so jazzed to meet someone irl who would lecture me on Greco-Roman columns in exchange for me lecturing them on practical effects

an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]

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Playing around with Yoji Shinkawa style