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New cosplay, kinda nervous

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Sundowner could have had himself a cyborg body made with washboard abs and the physique of a Jojo character but nah, he gave himself a titanium beer belly and I fuck with that immensely.

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Do yall think Platinum Games had any reasoning for making Sundowner be from Alabama specifically or did they just get together and argue over what part of the South was most likely to spawn the world's worst hick

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Why would you pay 18k to go to an "alpha male boot camp" when you could just join the Army. You get the same experience for free, except you get the sexism beat out of you by a five foot three lesbian drill sergeant with a thirst for blood

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There is a man who comes into my Bojangles every Sunday who looks just like Senator Armstrong. But if he had a considerably less clapped hairline. Yall do I fight him

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Being jumpscared by my own tiktok at 3:40 PM on a Friday afternoon.

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In honor of pride month and in an effort to help me find more than just utter doom in my gender dysphoria I'm gonna list my top ten favorite types of trans people.

Rural trans people, I love you rural trans people.

The guys who are way into Fight Club and other such so-macho-it-loops-around-to-being-gay media. Bonus points if they steal their fashion sense from said media.

The cliche electronic musician women and fems. It's a massive stereotype but from an outsider's perspective, lowkey a cool one to have. Maybe the lads can hop on dark techno and we can team up and make some BULLSHIT!

Special recognition to yallternative mfs with funky hair and piercings that clash with their outdoors clothes and hick hobbies. The alt enby who did my first tattoo also digs ramps and goes exploring through creeks. I follow a goth trans woman who is part of a bluegrass band. I love that shit so much.

That one gender fluid mf on tiktok who literally shape shifts?! He's lowkey a great source of outfit inspo in guy mode. I also have a special space in my heart for gender fluid people in general because I identified as such for about ten seconds (15 year old me was woke enough to know genders outside the binary existed but not woke enough to realize I could still be a trans man if I wore eyeliner sometimes).

Heavily connected with #1, the type of trans guys who I can best describe as being in love with being men. They have a kind of fierce love of masculinity that you only get from having to fight tooth and nail for it. It's healing after so much of the internet treating manhood like a sin to atone for. Sometimes in my least dysphoric moments, I feel a glimpse of this and it's so refreshing.

This specific Dunkin employee who saw right through my long hair and earrings and poorly concealed binder, gave me a look of "I gotchu", and went right to calling me "man" and "my guy" every other sentence. Made my damn day.

Fandom artists. Say what you will about trans men and mascs in music but we lowkey got a monopoly on the gorgeous-fucking-fanart-for-violent-video-games market. I will join yall if I ever have the disposable income for a drawing tablet...

Semi niche but those of us in some kind of combat sport. Across boxing and my brief stint in kung fu, I've met one other trans guy, two trans women, and three nonbinary people, including one of my professors. Mack Beggs is also lowkey one of my sports role models, despite not being a wrestler. Our enemies don't typically expect us to be able to beat their asses.

Older trans people, of which I have only met a couple in real life. They have thugged through horrors I don't think I would have made it through, had I been alive in the 60's-80's. Salute the troops.

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USSRs drink of choice 🤝 Classic Southern Boy Beverage

Monster Energy Zero Ultra

Yet another thing I can bond with my Czech cousins over one day. Mountains and Monster

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Rest in peace Sundowner you would have loved Jelly Roll

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I don't have any profound headcanons about Sundowner Metal Gear. I don't have any sad headcanons about Sundowner Metal Gear. I don't have any "projecting my problems" headcanons about Sundowner Metal Gear. I enjoy visualizing him as a Talladega Nightmare. His beauty lies in his cartoonish lack of depth. He bites the caps off of beer bottles. He killed a man at a Kid Rock concert. He's gay.

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Sundowner enjoying a certified yeeyee boy classic beverage brings such joy to my heart

so it's been done

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I am more worried about Ocelot, though god bless he is one of the gayest mofos in gaming history. Love his loser twink self in 3.

Not worried about The Boss, though good god she's simp-worthy. She could punch me and I'd thank her frfr

OH. OH GOD. OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA GET HIM

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Somewhat worried that the Leon Kennedy Goonettes™ are gonna turn their evil gaze towards Big Boss once MGSD comes out. But then again, any man with more than like three chest hairs makes their ovaries shrivel like a slug in a pickle factory. He's gonna be just fine.

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Metal Gear Solid fans when they get a chance to Actually Play The Fucking Game (19 Year Old Me would be incredibly fucking jazzed and 22 Year Old Me is anxiously twiddling his thumbs waiting for his knockoff xbox controller to arrive)

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FOUR OF GOD'S WORST TRANSSEXUALS OUT THERE WALKING AMONG US!!! YARRR

Redbubble is being a greedy whore again, has taken half of my profits for itself, left me with about sixteen bucks in profit, and won't let me cash out until I hit the twenty dollar mark. I'm on a mission to crank out dumb Pride stickers in my efforts to claim my dough, if anybody's interested and wants to help a local trans man save up for HRT teehee

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Redbubble is being a greedy whore again, has taken half of my profits for itself, left me with about sixteen bucks in profit, and won't let me cash out until I hit the twenty dollar mark. I'm on a mission to crank out dumb Pride stickers in my efforts to claim my dough, if anybody's interested and wants to help a local trans man save up for HRT teehee