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For all the gripes I have about Resurrections, Jonathan Groff genuinely put his entire heart and soul into his iteration of Agent Smith.
Also is "root chakra" what we're calling it these days...
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How do I flashbang this into half the Trigun fandom's brains Akira style
i'm normally pro-kink but if your kink is forcefemming trans guys maybe you're just a transphobe
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Built like those goddamn beer horses
Just so you know exactly what to expect from me on this blog.
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I now have a boyfriend.
Chat in less than two weeks I am going on my first date with another man. Should I bring him a bone necklace as an offering of my affection.
#AAAAAHHH AAAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH#I FW HIM SO HEAVY#may whatever higher power exists grant us good fortune in our relationship endeavors#gayshit
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Trying desperately to figure out how to flirt with my guy but every time I do this image flashbangs into my head like the scene from Akira
#how do i flirt yall i cant keep calling him original gangster during romantic situations#gay#heehee i like him heehee#rizzler
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@mothercain if I ever finish the blue-ridge-mountain-based southern horror story I've been writing and rewriting since the ninth grade can I hire you to compose something for the book trailer or audio book or something because holy shit
I need somebody to get Ethel Cain on a Silent Hill soundtrack STAT
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I need somebody to get Ethel Cain on a Silent Hill soundtrack STAT
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Chat in less than two weeks I am going on my first date with another man. Should I bring him a bone necklace as an offering of my affection.
#I'M SO EXCITED BUT SO SCARED GOOD GOLLY HEAVENS#HOW DO I MATCH HIS CAPACITY FOR RIZZ#cyberhai gets gay#dating advice
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TF2 will always have a special place in my heart
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I spent 3 hours making this, excluding breaks Merry christmas Tf2 commuity and Heavymedic nation.
#ideal gay fiction couple tbh#two big strong scary men with distinct and audacious personalities in love#tf2
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TF2 Heavy tattoo ideas that look hard as fuck and aren't obviously from a video game and wouldn't get me laughed at in the club no borax no glue
#smth that tf2 fans would recognize but everyone else would be like ooh nice ink#augh#tf2#team fortress 2#heavy tf2#heavy weapons guy
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@endystar you are a poet
Wait am I about to cry over a silly shooter game waiitiauayhaueuhuuuuueheehghhh
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I will stop gamer raging about transphobia and return to gamer gaying momentarily chat. Being home for the holidays has me reverting to my emotionally volatile teenage self. Susdowner posting will resume.
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Why use AI art for quite specific references that you can't find on the internet when you could rig up a Doohickey instead
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I wanna become a tf2 streamer so bad but nobody is tuning in to watch my ass die to a sniper five times in a row
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