#fucking dorks

[tissmys]

mcsm jumpscare take these two losers

[invisible-brandy]

braving the horrors together<3

[incorrect-transpirings]

Tom Holland’s Peter would buy Spider-Man bandaids

[beardedjoel]

so pretty little wife coded is her buying this for joel as a joke but he threatens to wear it out constantly which always gets her yelling out and trying to tackle him as he leaves the door in it 😭

one day he comes home wearing it, and pretty wife turns to him and is like “you’ve been wearing that ALL DAY??? IN PUBLIC???” and joel just had the most smug smile on his face

[wkngsnds]

Can’t believe huntlow pulled a “wow the fireworks are beautiful” “yeah, they sure are” *looks lovingly* in the final episode

[samyelbanette]

From Samy’s TikTok page. May 26th, 2024.

[off-brand-afterfire]

My Percy Jackson head cannons:

-The Burning Maze spoilers-

Annabeth and Percy are switches, it depends on their mood.

Hazel is asexual.

Frank respects that.

Leo absolutely listens to classical music while he's working, but he will change the music channel to like pop or rock or something if someone walks in. Nobody may know.

Hazel knows.

Percy, Leo, Annabeth, and Piper absolutely have the Wii Sports theme stuck in their heads at all times.

Piper is definitely a she/they.

If Percy wasn't in his very comfortable relationship with Annabeth, he'd have made a pack with Jason (and then Piper after he oofed) that if they weren't married by the time they were 30 they would get married, platonically ofc.

Piper has a slight crush on Annabeth but will absolutely deny it until the end of time.

People see Frank and automatically assume he shouldn't be messed with, but he is absolutely a people pleaser. Hazel is the one who shouldn't be messed with.

Frank likes to surprise Hazel with flowers at least once a week.

His love language is gift giving/acts of loves.

Hazel's is personal touch.

Jason's near-sightednsss is from the amount of head thonks he got on the quests.

Reyna still has a slight grudge on Percy and Annabeth for Circe's Island that even she doesn't know.

Leo eventually grows out his hair so he can wear it in a ponytail and gets an undercut.

[vickysaurus]

"WAKE UP!"

"Wha-you!"

"Shh! Listen. You are a bad person, and I do not like you. But Kikimora is trying to kill you and unfortunately, I'm too nice to let that happen!"

"Ugh, are you licking my hand?! I'm trying to help you!"

"Why should I believe you?!"

And thus, Luz acquired another brother.

[nabsthevulture]

I just gotta say that while I understand why it is that way, focus heeling looks stupid as fuck

[mugiwara-lucy]

Just them sucking off their captains is something I NEVER knew I needed 😂

bepo getting a little intense

[festivalofthe12]

Okay so I've been making fun of Kyou for being a martial arts chuuni, but I really can't blame him when Yuki acts like this.

[theladydrgn]

god i love this stupid dork SO much

[purpleneutrino]

"Let's celebrate coming back from hell and not losing our minds."

on twitter

[silentglock]

my favorite chrobin author @coralhoneyrose acknowledged the fact that I exist so here's some first kiss memery to celebrate

[pealingpetals]

sunday funday homestuck crimes. (i am aware i have no taste this is for me <3)

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!��� 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it