#fucking dorks

[tissmys]

mcsm jumpscare take these two losers

[invisible-brandy]

braving the horrors together<3

[incorrect-transpirings]

Tom Holland’s Peter would buy Spider-Man bandaids

[beardedjoel]

so pretty little wife coded is her buying this for joel as a joke but he threatens to wear it out constantly which always gets her yelling out and trying to tackle him as he leaves the door in it 😭

one day he comes home wearing it, and pretty wife turns to him and is like “you’ve been wearing that ALL DAY??? IN PUBLIC???” and joel just had the most smug smile on his face

[wkngsnds]

Can’t believe huntlow pulled a “wow the fireworks are beautiful” “yeah, they sure are” *looks lovingly* in the final episode

[samyelbanette]

From Samy’s TikTok page. May 26th, 2024.

[off-brand-afterfire]

My Percy Jackson head cannons:

-The Burning Maze spoilers-

Annabeth and Percy are switches, it depends on their mood.

Hazel is asexual.

Frank respects that.

Leo absolutely listens to classical music while he's working, but he will change the music channel to like pop or rock or something if someone walks in. Nobody may know.

Hazel knows.

Percy, Leo, Annabeth, and Piper absolutely have the Wii Sports theme stuck in their heads at all times.

Piper is definitely a she/they.

If Percy wasn't in his very comfortable relationship with Annabeth, he'd have made a pack with Jason (and then Piper after he oofed) that if they weren't married by the time they were 30 they would get married, platonically ofc.

Piper has a slight crush on Annabeth but will absolutely deny it until the end of time.

People see Frank and automatically assume he shouldn't be messed with, but he is absolutely a people pleaser. Hazel is the one who shouldn't be messed with.

Frank likes to surprise Hazel with flowers at least once a week.

His love language is gift giving/acts of loves.

Hazel's is personal touch.

Jason's near-sightednsss is from the amount of head thonks he got on the quests.

Reyna still has a slight grudge on Percy and Annabeth for Circe's Island that even she doesn't know.

Leo eventually grows out his hair so he can wear it in a ponytail and gets an undercut.

[vickysaurus]

"WAKE UP!"

"Wha-you!"

"Shh! Listen. You are a bad person, and I do not like you. But Kikimora is trying to kill you and unfortunately, I'm too nice to let that happen!"

"Ugh, are you licking my hand?! I'm trying to help you!"

"Why should I believe you?!"

And thus, Luz acquired another brother.

[nabsthevulture]

I just gotta say that while I understand why it is that way, focus heeling looks stupid as fuck

[mugiwara-lucy]

Just them sucking off their captains is something I NEVER knew I needed 😂

bepo getting a little intense

[festivalofthe12]

Okay so I've been making fun of Kyou for being a martial arts chuuni, but I really can't blame him when Yuki acts like this.

[theladydrgn]

god i love this stupid dork SO much

[purpleneutrino]

"Let's celebrate coming back from hell and not losing our minds."

on twitter

[trashcatsnark]

ngl given my other heavy otome fixations was a Voltage game, I really appreciate Solmare/Obey Me for allowing their men to just kind of be pathetic losers sometimes. Like, as much as I love a lot of Voltage games and other otomes, I feel like they suffer sometimes from like refusing to let their LI's be perceived as anything but cool and charming and suave because the audience wont like them if they're not always this cool headed hyper competent dude (not all voltage men suffer from this and in fact my faves are the ones who dont, but for some poster boys i feel it hard) But the obey me boys are just out here being fucking losers and its great. Like, even Lucifer, the prideful coolest most confident mature one is like getting face kicked in by a magic rabbit on one of his cards. They animated this man bunny hopping and singing about camp. He tried to make Dia's favorite cookies so he could earn some Diavolo Good Boy Points and he burnt the fuck out of them.

Characters are hotter when they're at least a little pathetic and cringe at times. In fact the more pathetic and losery, the hotter.

And yes, Mammon is my favorite.

[silentglock]

my favorite chrobin author @coralhoneyrose acknowledged the fact that I exist so here's some first kiss memery to celebrate

[pealingpetals]

sunday funday homestuck crimes. (i am aware i have no taste this is for me <3)