#fucking dorks

[tissmys]

mcsm jumpscare take these two losers

[incorrect-transpirings]

Tom Holland’s Peter would buy Spider-Man bandaids

[beardedjoel]

so pretty little wife coded is her buying this for joel as a joke but he threatens to wear it out constantly which always gets her yelling out and trying to tackle him as he leaves the door in it 😭

one day he comes home wearing it, and pretty wife turns to him and is like “you’ve been wearing that ALL DAY??? IN PUBLIC???” and joel just had the most smug smile on his face

[wkngsnds]

Can’t believe huntlow pulled a “wow the fireworks are beautiful” “yeah, they sure are” *looks lovingly* in the final episode

[blindchandelure]

From Samy’s TikTok page. May 26th, 2024.

[off-brand-afterfire]

My Percy Jackson head cannons:

-The Burning Maze spoilers-

Annabeth and Percy are switches, it depends on their mood.

Hazel is asexual.

Frank respects that.

Leo absolutely listens to classical music while he's working, but he will change the music channel to like pop or rock or something if someone walks in. Nobody may know.

Hazel knows.

Percy, Leo, Annabeth, and Piper absolutely have the Wii Sports theme stuck in their heads at all times.

Piper is definitely a she/they.

If Percy wasn't in his very comfortable relationship with Annabeth, he'd have made a pack with Jason (and then Piper after he oofed) that if they weren't married by the time they were 30 they would get married, platonically ofc.

Piper has a slight crush on Annabeth but will absolutely deny it until the end of time.

People see Frank and automatically assume he shouldn't be messed with, but he is absolutely a people pleaser. Hazel is the one who shouldn't be messed with.

Frank likes to surprise Hazel with flowers at least once a week.

His love language is gift giving/acts of loves.

Hazel's is personal touch.

Jason's near-sightednsss is from the amount of head thonks he got on the quests.

Reyna still has a slight grudge on Percy and Annabeth for Circe's Island that even she doesn't know.

Leo eventually grows out his hair so he can wear it in a ponytail and gets an undercut.

[vickysaurus]

"WAKE UP!"

"Wha-you!"

"Shh! Listen. You are a bad person, and I do not like you. But Kikimora is trying to kill you and unfortunately, I'm too nice to let that happen!"

"Ugh, are you licking my hand?! I'm trying to help you!"

"Why should I believe you?!"

And thus, Luz acquired another brother.

[nabsthevulture]

I just gotta say that while I understand why it is that way, focus heeling looks stupid as fuck

[mugiwara-lucy]

Just them sucking off their captains is something I NEVER knew I needed 😂

bepo getting a little intense

[festivalofthe12]

Okay so I've been making fun of Kyou for being a martial arts chuuni, but I really can't blame him when Yuki acts like this.

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)

[unpretty]

the ubiquity of disposable vapes with fucking screens and bluetooth connectivity and big fucking batteries you can't even charge that all get thrown in the trash is just. it makes me feel like we owe the guys with the big robodick vapes an apology. they were out here figuring out rigs where you only ever have to replace one little metal coil every two weeks, mixing up potions to maximize clouds while carefully monitoring their nicotine dosages, and they got mocked into the stratosphere. and now the bestseller at the gas station is a bootleg elfbar with so much nicotine it's terrifying. where is the justice.

[welcometogrouchland]

(ID in alt) you guys even fuck w/ the flash on here???

[spaceistheplaceart]

based on a dumb joke a friend and I made about layton's gender presentation

[theladydrgn]

god i love this stupid dork SO much

[peopleareaproblem]

Colourblind Fiyero

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.

Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-

And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:

... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)

Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.

LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-