#fucking apples

[adharastarlight]

when i started taking philosophy, I never imagined I'd be having a breakdown over fucking apples

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[themuse-theartist]

[brighan]

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[mr-malumm]

This was for 4th of july hehehehehhee

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Made an Arthur Lester tier list, it's very accurate you should trust me

[papanowo]

vampire danbert au but make it whimsigoth

[signanothername]

Misplaced hatred

I always thought that if Nightmare got to see the younger version of Dream he wouldn’t be able to contain his hatred regardless, only to realize how misplaced his hatred is and that he fucked up later down the line

I had a part 1 sketched that had smol Night but my chronic pain said fuck you and i haven’t cleaned it up much so no part one just this shhshshsh

Edit: finally made part 1

[everdistantstars]

Dead Apple Soukoku my beloved

Drew this for @booksandpaperss's raffle prize. It's a scene from their awesome dead apple skk fic like twin stars in the dark (we collide). Chuuya and Dazai get an opportunity to really talk for the first time in years, and for the first time, they take it.

[firstprinced]

[heartorbit]

my copy of love bullet looks a bit strange

[creepycute-puppy-gf]

If someone sent this to me after sex I'd be the second and third person to cum in them straight away.💯💯💯

[sheikfangirl]

During the events of Tears of the Kingdom, Link is so tired, sleep deprived, gloom poisoned, unhinged and filthy...He is devoid of what makes Link himself: his warmth, his humor...

And that's why no one in Hyrule but his close friends recognizes him💔

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Note: I know it's Linktober but life got in the way and gave up at "mirror prompt". I'm busy and whatever free time i got goes on Echoes of Wisdom (which i ADORE btw) So please accept this random doodle from my folder 😘

ALSO: I was overwhelmed with the positive reaction to my FF8 inspired Zelda and Hero's shade reunion. Seems like the Internet loves bittersweet angst as much as i do. And YES, there's a sequel in progress ;) I was already drawing it when i posted my first batch of panels.

Cheers!

[normcore-tertiary-character]

"You'll be a monster" Armand says to a woman doing whatever the fuck that is to a poor, innocent apple

[ewwww-what]

I fully haven’t stopped thinking about Kipperlilly being pissed off at Fig’s german shepherding.

[morgombie]

um anyway