#fuckable elements poll

[fuckableelementspoll]

Round 1.1: Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Meitnerium (109)

Meitnerium is a highly radioactive element with a half life of 4.5 seconds, named for physicist Lise Meitner. Not much is known about it's chemical properties other than that it is probably a heavy, silvery, metal like it's homologs. Probably won't last long in bed.

Lawrencium (103)

Lawrencium is a radioactive element named after cyclotron inventor and physicist, Ernest Lawrence. Acting as a slightly more volatile homolog to Lutetium. With a max half-life of 11 hours for Lr266, it should last a bit longer than most other transuranic elements.

[tournamentdirectory]

Which element is the most fuckable? @fuckableelementspoll does things with the periodic table its makers absolutely did not intend.

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Plz rb if you vote

[tiny-pteranodon]

so in round one we figured out the most fuckable block (d), round 2 had the most fuckable group (11) . and now

ROUND THREE

to find out the most fuckable element of the periodic table

once again do reblog. last week didnt have that much engagement so plzz reblog uwu

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Put specific elements in comments or tags

[least-fuckable-taz-character]

Round 1

Why?

The Admiral _ Graduation

asshole supreme

The Water (Elemental) - Amnesty

too slippery

[toothgary]

you cant say this and not show

I'm so fucking sorry I can't for the life of me find it but I did find a Jingle Bells rewrite that I have zero memory of writing

Crashing through the snow

In a horseless, burning sleigh

Into the fields we go

Screaming all the way

Bells on bob-tails ring

Souls will rise tonight

What fun it is to cry and scream

A slaying song tonight, oh!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh the fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh the fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh

Now the ground is red,

Go it while you’re young

Take the girls tonight

Scream a slaying song

Get a bobtailed bay

Two forty for his speed

And tie him to an open sleigh,

And you will take the lead

Oh, jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way

Oh! The fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way

Oh! What fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh,

Oh, what fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh!

[fuckableelementspoll]

hi

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[winged-mammal]

yes I saw this post this morning. making this poll is what this blog was made for.

[mandywondering]

friends I had to look at such things on the tumblr search to put this together that I fear my poor eyes may never recover. please reward my suffering with data

[fuckableelementspoll]

Fuck it Wii Ball

this poll has no bearing on the whole poll overall

@approximately-32-leafcutter-ants' brother

[oberorka]

stop tagging elementcattos on "which element is the most fuckable" polls I don't like the idea

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Ok so. Noble gases won the most fuckable elements poll

Which, as many people pointed out, is kinda funny because like 99% of the time Noble gases are non reactive. Aside from sexy reactive Xenon

But, now that the noble gases are deemed the most sexy elements

Plz rb if you vote

Like last time, here is a periodic table. But we're only focused on the far right green column

(Here is a link to the OG poll)

[tiny-pteranodon]

NOW FOR ROUND 2

THE MOST FUCKABLE GROUP OF THE D-BLOCK

once again, reblog please, large sample size yada yada

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

The people have spoken, and they are incorrect, but whatever. There is a correct answer here.