#fuckable elements poll

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Round 1.1: Meitnerium (109) vs. Lawrencium (103)

Meitnerium (109)

Meitnerium is a highly radioactive element with a half life of 4.5 seconds, named for physicist Lise Meitner. Not much is known about it's chemical properties other than that it is probably a heavy, silvery, metal like it's homologs. Probably won't last long in bed.

Lawrencium (103)

Lawrencium is a radioactive element named after cyclotron inventor and physicist, Ernest Lawrence. Acting as a slightly more volatile homolog to Lutetium. With a max half-life of 11 hours for Lr266, it should last a bit longer than most other transuranic elements.

[tournamentdirectory]

Which element is the most fuckable? @fuckableelementspoll does things with the periodic table its makers absolutely did not intend.

[tiny-pteranodon]

so in round one we figured out the most fuckable block (d), round 2 had the most fuckable group (11) . and now

ROUND THREE

to find out the most fuckable element of the periodic table

once again do reblog. last week didnt have that much engagement so plzz reblog uwu

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

Put specific elements in comments or tags

[least-fuckable-taz-character]

Round 1

Why?

The Admiral _ Graduation

asshole supreme

The Water (Elemental) - Amnesty

too slippery

[toothgary]

you cant say this and not show

I'm so fucking sorry I can't for the life of me find it but I did find a Jingle Bells rewrite that I have zero memory of writing

Crashing through the snow

In a horseless, burning sleigh

Into the fields we go

Screaming all the way

Bells on bob-tails ring

Souls will rise tonight

What fun it is to cry and scream

A slaying song tonight, oh!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh the fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh the fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh

Now the ground is red,

Go it while you’re young

Take the girls tonight

Scream a slaying song

Get a bobtailed bay

Two forty for his speed

And tie him to an open sleigh,

And you will take the lead

Oh, jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way

Oh! The fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle hells,

Jingle all the way

Oh! What fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh,

Oh, what fear it is to ride

In a horseless burning sleigh!

[fuckableelementspoll]

hi

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[winged-mammal]

yes I saw this post this morning. making this poll is what this blog was made for.

[your-mom-friend]

Which Element of the Periodic Table is the most Fuckable Part 1

@biggaybunny i've seen your post and this is on you now

This is Part 1 of this Poll Series

Once a winner is declared from every part we can move onto the next round till we find the most fuckable element

All polls of this series will be under the tag elemental sex appeal poll

[fuckableelementspoll]

Fuck it Wii Ball

this poll has no bearing on the whole poll overall

@approximately-32-leafcutter-ants' brother

[fuckableelementspoll]

Three comrades in arms working separately for a common goal.

Determining elemental fuckability

yeah sorry not gonna post any more of the fuckability bracket asks or whatever, apparently whatever it was i was doing to try and be vaguely amusing wasnt sufficient excitement for the concept of fucking elements, so that's off and i'll do a something else mini bracket later

[ehksidian]

i only just now realized i have poll abilities. what the fuck.

anyways

[tiny-pteranodon]

NOW FOR ROUND 2

THE MOST FUCKABLE GROUP OF THE D-BLOCK

once again, reblog please, large sample size yada yada

[counting-unfortunate-stars]

The people have spoken, and they are incorrect, but whatever. There is a correct answer here.

[jiiamp]

hello kind mutual i barely interact with

could i interest you in helping us win the poll to make protactinium the most fuckable element?

https://www.tumblr.com/fuck-the-periodic-table/746640976493281280/round-15-winners-ii

ty

I don’t really get involved with “fuckable” affairs but you asked nicely so I voted for Protactinium 👍