#fuck youuuuu lmao

[atlanticsea]

still cant believe sam was a victim of a literal hate crime and the show was like well! live laugh love! it's genuinely INSANE. the dubai air arc wasn't Perfect but at least you saw like. public actions and support from the team and press and ACTUAL STUFF GOING ON, but when sam's restaurant gets LITERALLY DESTROYED by racists you don't see the other players support sam??? make a statement by retaking ownership of the shut up and dribble slogan??? SUPPORT HIM PUBLICALLY??? i'm endlessly disappointed by the way the show carelessly treats its characters of colour and refuses to confront the depths of the racism they face sam i'm so so so sorry.

[elilelibeli]

+18, nsfw, mdi | explicit Marylily :) | 🤭🤭🤭

“Oh where’s Marlene?” said Mary as soon as she came into the living room and saw Lily reading on the couch, alone.

“With Dorcas” replied Lily, looking up from her book. “You are back early.. how was it?”

“Fine.”

“Fine? It was fine? Mary please…” Lily rolled her eyes and with the teasing tone she continued, “He was ugly wasn’t he? oh my god was he bald? Was your blind date Danny DeVito?”

Mary wanted to be annoyed at Lily, because the redhead was doing everything possible to be an annoying asshole, but Mary couldn’t be annoyed, she couldn’t, when she was praying to her knees not to buckle, because quite frankly Lily with that teasing smirk was hot.

“Oh I wish he would have been Danny DeVito, at least he would have been funnier” mumbled Mary, sitting on the other end of the couch.

“Oh so that bad huh?”

“Well.. he was nice, polite..?” Mary continued with a questioning tone

“Are you asking or are you telling cause if you are asking I don’t think I know the answer, you were the one on a date after all” Lily was on a roll of running her mouth apparently, but god that mouth looked so good doing anything. “You couldn’t have stayed there for more than an hour tho? What was so terrible about him? Patchy beard? Weird Mole? Fake accent?”

Mary considered making an excuse, saying something that would be believable but a lie. But Lily looked so beautiful, so so kissable.. and she looked exactly how Mary imagined her surrounded by fluffy cushions and blankets, comfortable and pretty. And when Mary was in that stuffy restaurant only thing she wanted to be was next to Lily on that couch. So she looked straight at the redheads teasing eyes and whispered. “He wasn’t you.”

The end of that confession and Lily’s lips on Mary’s were simultaneous.

Lily kissed like a woman hungry, woman determined, woman taking. Mary was immediately engulfed. Her head thrown back on the back side of the couch pulling Lily onto her lap.

Lily’s lips traveled downwards like they were on a mission. Mission to cover every inch of Mary’s body. First the jaw, then the sweet spot on her neck, collarbone, breasts, where the damned lacy bra allowed the skin to be free, stomach under messily shoved up blouse.

Every inch of her skin covered, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sounds of Mary. Until Lily’s head was buried under her skirt.

I mean she did help her choose that one before the date, “looks good with the blouse, goes with the new shoes” Lily had said, she however didn’t say how much she wanted to well to put it simply fuck Mary in it.

Lily was getting what she wished for and she was not wasting the opportunity. She kissed Mary right above her lacy panties, sucked on her inner tights, traced the sweet spot with her fingers. And when Mary’s voice grew higher and her squirming more well squirm-ish she finally buried her tongue. When Lily thought licking and sucking were not enough she added her fingers, looking up at Mary’s eyes rolling back. Mary was coming undone on the couch in the living room, the neighbors probably heard Lily enjoying her sweet treat. It was insane, probably would traumatize Marlene if she came back home seeing kneeling Lily and moaning mess of Mary. But well, what could Lily do, Mary needed to be reminded of some particular things and she was determined to be the cue.

As she felt Mary’s breathing shorten and her body start to shake, Lily quickly pulled out her fingers and stood up on her legs.

Even if Mary needed to be reminded of things, and even if Lily was taught to always finish her dinner, she also needed to get the message across. “You will get the rest when you stop going on dates.”

Lily could hear Mary’s tiny scoff as she tried to even out her breathing.

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Mary needed more than couple of seconds to calm down and get her mind back. Being taken at the edge of the cliff but never getting the push to go over and fall was one of the pettiest things Lily had done. But I guess Mary deserved that, she deserved every bit of an attitude from Lily but she also deserved to get what she was dreaming the whole evening.

Mary walked to Lily’s door and watched her loosely braid her fiery hair with the same delicate fingers that had made Mary scream just moments ago. She twisted the strands of hair around each other swiftly and it looked beautiful, it was a shame they would get ruined very, very quickly under Mary’s fist.

Mary walked into Lily’s room like a panther, gracefully, laced with danger. Lily looked at her with a stoic expression like absolutely nothing had happened minutes ago. Though that expression was darkened quickly when Mary straddled her lap and started kissing her neck.

“I will.. stop.. the dates..” was breathed out after every kiss. “You can have all of me Lily”

“All mine?” was questioned by the head thrown back.

“All Yours” was echoed as Mary was suddenly being thrown on Lily’s bed.

[lunadreamscaper]

VenturianTale post to kind of to go off like previous VT post:

Cw swear words 👉👈

Uhhhh does anyone else like, ABSOLUTELY despise when Jordan would last minute pull a “none of this is real, it was all a dream/all in your head bc your crazyyyyy” he’s done that…. So many times, that I wanted to burn him at the stake as a kid. (I’ve been a jordan hater for a while ig lmao) like, it would make the video almost POINTLESS??

The only time the “it was all dream” thing works is the Haunted By Sonic.exe bc Jordan accidentally switches to the Alan Wake model after Ghost “died” when everything was falling apart. And I just like to think that was a memory of Gavin messing with his dreams lol.

I don’t remember how many times this so called “plot twist” has ruined a video.

One I distinctly remember though was a Lavender Town video with J. Ghost and Spooker and everything was black and white. And the only reason AND THING I actually remember from that video was when Jordan was like “this is all in your head Spooker” and me becoming SO MAD I was like “This BITCH be pulling this SHIT AGAIN!!!” Also I was at my grandmother’s house lol.

Moral of the Story is that Jordan’s always been a sick and should never be in charge of stories lmao

But anyways we as a community should just start retconning times jordan has rendered a video pointless by saying it wasn’t real or didn’t happen because he’s a terrible person, annoying, and also a terrible person. And we already kind of pick and chose (responsibly) anyways.

[teddybeartoji]

nickname + routine for mitoru !!

MAIIIIII MY ANGEL MY LOVE MWAH MWAH MWAH

nickname - what are some names they like to call the other?

OOOH MY GOD SATORU IS SO INSUFFERABLE WITH NICKNAMES AAAAAAAAAAAA IDK HOW HE KEEPS COMING UP WITH THEM!!!!! his most used one is still just 'baby' though he loves calling me baby and he loves it when i call him baby hehehehe

but then he does go around calling me snookums and sweetheart and angel and honey bunny and kitty and bubba and silly goose and the missus and boyfriend and peanut and cupcake and darling and pookie and peaches and sweet pea and hot stuff and and and i could just keep going idk he just pulls these out of nowhere (i love it)

i do sometimes steal some of them too but yeah i love calling him baby like i already said aaand sweetheart and also darling and angel:33333333333 i seem to be a proper... sap......................... (i would kill for him)

routine - what’s something they do together like clockwork?

SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every sunday we eat pancakes together and then clean the apartment and that goes like clockwork too btw. he does whine a little but it's more just for the dramatics bc we both think it's fun to do it together yk? we put on some music and we laugh and then it all gets done so much faster than it would if you were doing it alone and it's perfect. it's our little routine<3333

aaand then after all that we always take a bubble bath and we wash each others hair and usually it's quiet when we do it bc we're so tired from all the cleaning but it's sooo so comfortable. there are no words needed, it all just flows so smoothly. and after soaking in the water for way too long lmao we get out and then we dry each other off and apply moisturizer too. we just have to do everything together ok it's #true love AND THENNNN THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS THE FACE MASKSS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SKINCAREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we put them on alongside with out cute little sanrio headbands and pyjamas and then we always try to kiss each other without messing up the masks lmao idk why we keep doing it it's so stupid BUT YEAHHH and then we go and snuggle up on the bed and put on a film or a tv show and it's just the best thing ever i love spending my sundays with him so so much wahh:((((( I LOVE HIMMMM<333333

selfship asks!

[sunny12th]

so Paul Owens apartment isn't actually Paul Owen's which throws everything that happened there into question.

I love this moment here where Patrick is walking with Jean and, in his head, he's advertising products in a commercial - the products he's constantly thinking about and obsessing over. later, Jean is saying she'll do whatever he wants to do and Patrick snaps "you shouldn't fawn over him ... I mean ... me." here we have Patrick thinking of himself in third person again only now it's out loud and there isn't anything chaotic or violent happening this time. he's continuing to dissolve.

[kaydalixza]

U ever just send a middle of the night message to your OCs faceclaim about the fact he's the only person you could see yourself worshipping and they actually fucking like it and reply 🥲🥲

[no-144444]

sweating- o.piastri

summary: oscar has been acting strange

pairing: oscar piastri x fem! Brown! reader

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Zak had been worried about Oscar for a while. The far-off looks in meetings, the silence at dinners, the constant stares he was getting, all of it. He’d even been so worried, that he came to you, and you’d told him that Oscar had been just fine at home, so it must be something to do with work. 

It was a strange thing, to be dating your boss’s daughter. Oscar had in fact fallen for you within seconds of meeting you back in 2022, his first visit to MTC, before everything else happened. You, a legal trainee on the McLaren legal team, was the one running him through his contract, and he was very thankful that his lawyer was there to ask questions, because he was just focused on you. As he joined the team, you two got closer. About half way through his rookie season, he finally plucked up the courage to ask you out, and you had said yes. What ensued was a few months of sneaking around until you finally told your dad, who supported you two, but from afar. He liked Oscar, would he have preferred you pick someone that wasn’t his driver, yes, very much so, but he didn’t have a say in your life. You were an adult and if you wanted to go get your heart broken by an F1 driver, that was up to you. The one thing Zak hadn’t accounted for was the fact that Oscar was a sweetheart who was genuinely head over heels for you. He saw it when you were in the paddock, how Oscar smiled a little brighter, how he made you a priority all weekend, how he performed better. 

So what the fuck was going on with Oscar now? 

Zak was worried that he was planning on breaking up with you, or maybe he was just going through some mental roadblocks at work, so he called him into his office. 

Oscar awkwardly took a seat across from him, waiting to be addressed. 

“Are you alright, Osc? You seem a bit… off lately,” Zak asked, nothing but concern in his voice. 

Oscar shook his head. “I’m fine,” he said, but even he knew it sounded wrong. This is really not how he wanted this to go. He was insured of Zak’s worry by the way his brows furrowed. “You can talk to me kid, you know that right? If it’s about Y/n or-”

“It’s not about Y/n,” Oscar assured him. “I’m alright, I promise.”

“Oscar, talk to me, I’m here for you. If you’re going through something-”

“I’ve been trying to figure out how to ask for your blessing!” he admitted, speaking far too loud and far too fast. Oscar looked up to see Zak’s face blank, his jaw slightly dropped. “I’m so sorry-”

“You have it,” he said. Now it was Oscar’s jaw that dropped. “Of course you have it,” Zak’s lips turned into a smile. “She adores you. You clearly adore her. I love you, my wife loves you, my sons love you. Of course you have my blessing.”

He took a deep breath and smiled. “Thank you,” he chuckled. “God, I was terrified.”

“You thought I’d say no?”

Oscar shrugged. “Maybe?” 

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Zak was very happy when he woke up to a call from the two of you, engaged, a few weeks later.

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oscarpiastri: awesome season, can't wait to marry this girl though :)

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landonorris: OMFG YALL ARE YOUNGER THAN ME PLZ SLOW DOWN -> oscarpiastri: no more papaya rules 🤷

pierregalsy: too young -> kikagomez: bitch -> user92: lmao he's never said that before

zbrownceo: Congrats guys! Can't wait to walk you down the aisle!

charlesleclerc: MY SON IS GETTING MARRIED!!!!!! -> oscarpiastri: thank you adoptive father :)

user93: god she is GLOWING

user12: these are the cutest photos ever!!!!!!!

user8: THE RINGGGGG

lilymunihe: OMG I'M SO EXCITED!!!! ->youruser: OMG LOVE YOUUUUU

user98: they're so in love it's actually sickening

logansargeant: no ring picking creds? -> oscarpiastri: I don't think grimacing at every ring I chose was very helpful -> hattiepiastri: nah, but it was funny

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navigation for my blog :) (masterlist)

[jazeswhbhaven]

A Successful Hunt in Heaven | React | Spoilers | Prologue

LETS GO YA'LL

First, let me say that this is completely different than Levi's Torture story and when I get a chance to read the rest of this???? I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a 10...

Cause let's jump in???

We start with the fact that MC is standing in front of a throne, everything is in white and angels are calling them Gabriel.

I was like???? AYO ARE WE GABRIEL???

It seems, that we are indeed Gabriel....

it's so good to see our angry bae again, even if he's cussin' us out

not that he can help it, we are literally Gabriel right now. but why the fuck are we????

SO it's flashback time and we're in Gehenna after a big battle. Three kings Mammon/Levi/Beel came to help out and the results were victorious.

Mammon is so that guy because if I were watching him lifting buildings with ease all day, I would. Lemonade in hand like those ladies watching the lifeguard at the pool.

So the kings are talking amongst themselves about Satan reacting to Mammon's saying of "how Gehenna is his so ofc he's gonna help" and Beel saying that Satan would headbutt him with his horns if he heard him and it's surprising that he didn't (foreshadowing??)

Mammon just loves to call his boyfriend small huh? Lol

We know Beel, you like to spy on us. Next you're gonna be randomly showing up when we're showering or something and be like HEY JUST CHECKING UP ON YOUUUUU.

My stinka boo. <3

Anyways....

Leviathan, give me one reason why I shouldn't box with you right now. One good reason other than the fact that I can't fight demons 💀

I ain't payin' you nary a cent back.

But yeah everyone starts to depart though, since the job is done and it's time for the devils of Gehenna to relax and chill!

I'm crying because I like how Levi and Beel's dynamic here is still "Ugh my dumbass best friend that annoys me sometimes" because He was getting onto Beel for being careless and making Bael work too much and Beel was like "Awh but you're closer to me :(((((" and Levi is like "Nah you got 6 other kings" skskskkskskksks And then he drags him away here? I love them your honor, their dynamic makes me crack up each time.

BUT now that this is over and done with we're at the PUB GETTIN' DRUNK LETS GET IT

Even Ppyong comments that he hasn't had a drink in a while and Sitri is over here yappin' about tea and how long it takes to brew compared to just pouring alcohol and throwing it in your mouth. Then a funny thing with Leraye happens...

I can hear him in my head and it's hilarious. Because Leraye why you sayin' it like this? lmaoooo

After being chided that he was being too damn loud in his ear and some other interactions from the other nobles, it's then realized that Satan actually hasn't been around in a while. No one has seen him in a couple days and I'm just like....wait ya'll just been doing whatever and not concerned that your King is literally not around for over 48 hours? o k

We then get Belial/Jjyu busting in the pub and saying there's an emergency meeting to talk about Satan's disappearance. Turns out Zagan and Belial noticed that Satan has been gone for a quite a while, Zagan being the first to notice and so he called the meeting. During this time when everyone is thinking of what's happening and what's going on, with MC thinking more about the "how this happened" rather than the "how can we fix this"??? There's a solution right outside the door.....

BUT FIRST

Paimon is so real because if a bead can shut up Jjyu it really does give us a reality check on how small he is lmao

ALSO POINTING WEAPONS AT THE DOOR? ITS ON SIGHT?

Oh.

oh.

That's my cat daddy right there.

I'm so happy we get to have Ronove content ya'll. And so randomly too. I wonder if we will get other Abaddon devils as a cameo in the other cards??? Hopefully? MAYBE?

So the nobles are wondering who called him there, and it turns out Zagan did.

And he was trying to say that from the beginning but since Ppyong wasn't looking at him, he couldn't translate. To which Astaroth is like "Just speak tho." LMAO

Anyways,

It seems the Abaddon devils love the thrill of danger. Dantalian also seems to love that to where he will literally put himself in harms way. But I mean I guess the devils there are just built different as they keep saying anyways.

So in order to save Satan though, someone has to go undercover as an angel. Problem with that is devils are unable to lie so if they were caught they would immediately just give up and admit they were sneaking in. But MC....

LOL this dialogue had me like??? OMG p l s. First...this is actually for once something I'd say, more in a joking sense even though this is clearly a serious moment.

I also love how Sitri was like "okay but the only thing you know how to do is lie, MC" and I was like...thanks Sitri thank you so much for your support you have no idea how much it means to me /s

But he's right, MC doesn't know how to do anything else which at this point damn we still don't know how to fight with magic or something??? Anything??

Thank you for letting us know this information Ronove. You are a treasure.

So, we end up seeing Ronove's power in action btw. How it works is that he says the words, and they work as long as he doesn't swallow.

R o n o v e

I do not need to know how you were eating food with your butt. Thank you sir. (why did I go there? Because it's a joke that's been done already in another media lmao so if you know you know) Honestly though if not his butt then probably made another hole somewhere or he ate through his dick who the fuck knows this is Hell and he's from Abaddon, anything could go.

He's so hot I'm crying. Like...I'm trying to imagine what a wet voice is and it's making me shiver in a bad/good way.

So his power is in action, he says "you will be an angel" and he pretty much spits in in MC's mouth and mixes it up and tells you to swallow. (reference my thirst post with him saying to swallow it)

So, there's no specifics to his powers. It works, but not the in way anyone would expect. This type of theme in most stories always ends up bad in some shape or form when the words are vague or broad. So yeah MC was an angel alright.....

So we were back in Heaven, and now we understand that MC is possessing Gabriel's body. I wonder if he's aware that's happening and he's internally screaming or if he's just kinda unable to do anything about it and is unconscious the entire time?

It's believable surface wise because everyone is falling for it, even Satan who was cursing and spitting on MC/Gabriel to point where they had to gag him.

Ngl, I'd have a hard time being into this "roleplay" too because he legit doesn't know it's MC so he hates them. It's kind of like a revenge mirror thing from Gabe's christmas card (i still have to do a react on that btw)

THIS????? FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel needs to make those faces more.

But the entire time MC was pretending to be Gabriel I was like "GURL FOCUS" because they kept getting distracted by Satan looking fine as fuck in those restraints and that gag in his mouth. Which I mean??? EYAH but we're here to do mission rescue. But now we about to do some

Mission I'm going to fuck Satan as the angel he hates. And I'm so anticipating that Satan is going to react and sort of like it....SO YEAH YEAH YEAH INDIRECT WAY OF CXC

I did not originally ship any of the angels with any of the Kings or Nobles butttttt after I get my hands on the rest of this card story I'll be a believer.

Funny thing though is that I did in fact get the artifact for that discounted 250 pull they give us each time and it clearly is a reference to the key from Hellraiser which is one of my favorite Horror films~

we have such sights to show you

Okay but crossover of Kings as each of the different Cenobites when? Cause I need it.

[strang3lov3]

Hi, Jingle Balls was really good and like I don’t want to be negative but I just feel like I had to mention this… if you’re gonna do fanfic I feel like you should stay true to the characters you’re writing about so I thought it was weird you chose not to do that with Joel in this fic? You wrote that he used 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner in the shower scene, but I KNOW that old man would use 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash. If this could please be rectified in following fics that would be great.

(I am joking ofc, I loved this fic so much and you’re just creative and talented as ever 🥺 it also made me cry when Gizmo smashed the glass and Joel checked his little feetsies 😭😭😭❤️)

😭😭😭 YOU GOT ME GOOD NONNIE YOU REALLY DID MY THUMBS ARE TREMBLING AND MY HEART IS RACING AS I WRITE THIS 😩 scared the bejesus out of me 💀 I’m reading this and I’m like oh for fucks sake, what did I do now?? I feel like this fic is the most inoffensive thing I’ve written in a while! BUT I WAS BEING PRANKED. You jokester, youuuuu

Phew. Deep breath. But you know what! While writing, I really did have a mental dilemma over whether Joel uses 2-in-1 vs 3-in-1 soap! And now that you’ve said it, I feel like I really missed the mark so now I have to go back to Jingled Balls and make it 3-in-1 LMAO and you’re the first to mention Joel checking Gizmo’s toe beans to make sure he’s not hurt! That old man has a soft spot for that cat, idc what anyone says. Maybe he’ll get another visit from Gizmo in the future…

[gojuo]

would i be that insane enough to order volumes of a manga i already own but this time in a language i do not understand or can read ? hmm......

the official english translation for jjk is literally so fucking bad i cant believe we're letting viz get away with this shit

[libraryofloveletters]

The Heart Loves Spain

pairing: Christopher Leclerc x Sofia Sainz (OC!)

summary: rumours swirl when Sofia and Christopher are both spotted in Spain, posting things a bit too similar to be a coincidence.

author’s note: finally bringing back the daddy & me + three series :) this is a soft launch of the kids' relationships lmao

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) // daddy & me + three masterlist

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sofiasainz55

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sofiasainz55: casa para el verano. (home for the summer) 

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user4: whos the boy from your story!!!!!

gabriel_leclerc: okay hot girl 

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charles_leclerc: très jolie chérie (very pretty darling) 

↪️sofiasainz55: merci oncle charles! (thank you uncle charles) 

user2: ^screaming!!!!

landonorris: I’m telling your dad you went out with a boy 

↪️sofiasainz55: who said I went out with a boy 🙄 there is no boy in this post

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christopher.j_leclerc: te amo 🇪🇸

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sofiasainz55: cool post bro 

↪️christopher.j_leclerc: thanks bestie 

user9: ^oh? odd way to interact if you’re a couple

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user16: ELOISE CONFIRMED THEIR RELATIONSHIP??? 😩

user5: not Chris thirst trapping like his dad used too

user44: for someone who says that he and Sofia aren’t anything, it’s funny that he posts/dates a girl that looks just like that

georgina.r_: did you bring me anything from home? 

↪️sofiasainz55: just a stank ass attitude 🙄

↪️christopher.j_leclerc: how are you gonna talk about me under my own post?? thats so disrespectful 

↪️gabriel_leclerc: get the stick out your ass chris 

user2: obsessed with this friend group honestly. 🤣🤭

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sofiasainz55: summer of love 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

location: málaga, spain. // tagged: christopher.j_leclerc

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emleclerc: the secret is finally out I can breathe again 🫠

↪️youruser: you really are your father’s child 

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user4: I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!111!!!

oli1verstappen: my favs (just sof) 😚

↪️sofiasainz55: love youuuuu 

↪️christopher.j_leclerc: again I’m being bullied 

↪️oli1verstappen: I didn't comment that!!

↪️gabriel_leclerc: I commented that from oil’s account 🤭

user6: now if you have babies, is it gonna be leclerc-sainz or sainz-leclerc ????

↪️anthonygasly_: I vote second one but what do I know 😗

landonorris: you’re too young to date🙄

↪️sofiasainz55: you’re too old to be cyberbullying me 🙄

[gutsby]

Ok sorry this might be long but I want to say that you are truly an all star in the joel fandom, guts. I read Seeing Pink like 3 times last week. Waiting game has changed my brain chemistry for fucking real. I think about it TOO much. I think I actually need to take a break from all the smut I read in general and all the smut i RE-READ too, waiting game definitely top of the list for the latter. If I ever do find the discipline to chill for a sec, I will STILL think fondly of our bestie reader and dbf joel in my moments to spare. The latest chapter was to die for, the angst killed me. I hope all will be well in their perfectly written fictional universe and, with love and respect and zero pressure, look forward to any future chapters we get!

Even though I just said I need to take a break from how much smut I read, unfortunately i've been peaking at some of the daryl fics and I've literally never fucking watched the walking dead lmao and based on what I've seen some of your other anons I've read, I may need to read Wedded Bliss even though I don't have a leg to stand on there either! The point is like YOU ARE A GREAT FUCKING WRITER.

I'm almost done ranting but I was wondering if it is not too intrusive to ask, are you a writer offline? Like is that your job or a job you hope to have? Not specifically asking where or in what capacity or anything but I was mostly just curious about the mastermind behind all this amazing writing we get. I am a big reader (of things other than smut, i swear, but that too obvi lol) and I have aspirations of little stories here and there. I saw your response to that anon who wants to write and it was so sweet. But I totally got where that anon was coming from. I have self doubt beause even though like for most people this is just a hobby, it's intimidating and wild that we've got people like you with the ability to be full blown fucking novelists in our midst on tumblr. Ok I'm done being crazy on main. Thank you again for everything for real for real for real!

With all due respect………I’M FUCKING SOBBING!!!!!

Thank you so much for this kind message!!!! 🩷🩷 It makes my week to hear what y’all think of what I write, and I’m so thankful to have people like YOU reading and rooting for these stories and characters - I’m continually in awe of you guys and everything you do and don’t deserve it. I hope to update WG very soon and keep their dumbass romance alive too!! 🫡🫡

And not intrusive at all! I don’t share a lot about my personal life on here, but I’m a lawyer! I work in the most boring ass practice area requiring zero creative writing whatsoever…..so Tumblr is a huge outlet for me LOL. I think it would be awesome to get published someday, but it’s more of a dream than a goal atp! I just like to write.

If YOUUUUU ever wanna start writing too, GO FOR IT!! I’ll try not to scream at you like I did the last anon but holy shit please write if you ever have the slightest inclination to do so—the world will be better for it, and you’ll learn and grow so much. Even if it’s scary. Even if it’s intimidating. Even if you don’t think your stories will “measure up” to what other people put out….WRITE IT!!! I cannot emphasize that enough.

Anyway thank you again from the bottom of my heart and I wish you the best of luck in life and writing!!! ♥��

[quarterlifekitty]

Hi I just RAN through all your writings and little drabbles and such and I am about to chew through the bars of my enclosure friend I swear to fuck.

Just dropping in to let you🫵🏻know some of my favorites

Can NOT stop thinking about the drabble/head cannon you did for konig where you meet him online and he helps you get a skin in your game when he surprises you at your place. It's so good. I want to gnaw on it (and him). He didn't technically lie! He just.....didn't exactly say how old he is. Sure he's like....double your age but hey! Do it for the plot! (The plot is now your entire life, konig is the plot.) It doesn't help that he's really just a good guy, he just happens to have strong emotions! So just let him provide for you, don't ask what he's doing in your country or why he needs to know if you have a passport. Totally for no reason. Absolutely none.

And then the thing you did about coercing you into anal? 😮‍💨Brother......focusing on Simons bit specifically for this one BUT him trying to play off almost thrusting into that hole as "an acciden', jus' slipped lovie" when he was in fact doing it on purpose makes me DIZZY. He wants it so bad, it's right there....if he just gets you cockdrunk enough ....maybe it'll make the burning stretch a bit easier to handle. Easier to work his way into the hole that is so tempting.

BUT ALSO! the fuckin. The goddamn baby trapping. Oh my god. It's. I'm. They just want chunky fat babies with their sweetie! Don't you think they deserve at least that? A family to call their own after all they've given? Years and years, scars and wounds and trauma, but no thanks? Nothing for their sacrifices? Well, it's about time that changed, isn't it? Just think about it, what a joy it would be if they came back from deployment to see their sweet thing with a big baby bump, waddling to greet them at the door ? They just love you so much, they have to show the world that. A fat baby with their father's eyes sitting on your hip as you grocery shop will do just that, won't it?

Anywho, I'll stop myself here. Just discovered your blog and. 🤭😗Enjoying it greatly.

Thank you soooooo muuuch! Seriously. This is like the kind of comment I dream of receiving. Also you’re so fucking correct about all of that. We love men that trick youuuuu lol

Honestly, I also love the gamer boyfriend König thing so much. Love the idea of König with like a NEET femcel type gf lol he would love that. No job, no school, no plans and horny with no outlet!! It’s perfect for him!! I’ve thought about doing a continuation for it. Maybe him getting you to move back to Austria. Fingering you on the plane while you’re focused on your switch (you’re showing him fire emblem. He usually sticks to online games, so he hasn’t played many JRPGs, but he’d like to get into them. Doesn’t escape him that you usually choose to marry the tallest, buffest bachelor available).

I am always down to write dubious Simon AND baby trapping!!! Love that shit lmao. Thank you again for your message!

[gu6chan]

theyre not widely available yet but thank FUCK someone finally says this bc more ranting in the tags but just leaving the few screenshots i do have of the original ending e here

it was always meant to be a joke!!! just because it comes out more lukewarm as averse to doing a complete 180 does not mean it is and was always meant to be some deep thinkpiece whose themes got already MORE than enough coverage through the previous endings (And additionally already reached a perfect conclusion too!!! Re: Ending D - there's really nothing left to be said or done after THAT ending, Ending E is glorified bonus territory positioned as a finale that has no real substance to ADD outside of what's already been said lmfao)

how does that not only make it more clear that they're not jokes

[luminouslotuses]

jaiden hit cellbit off the ledge of the hole & he screamed “FUCK YOUUUuu” as he fell and typed:

JAIDEN ILL GET MY REVENGE

as jaiden laughed from above lmao

[basketobread]

I consider Lunara as canon now 😂🙌 She really be out here catching EVERYONE'S hearts and babygirlifying us into her glorious polycule 💕

The cult of the Absolute??? Fuck that, THE JELLY CULT OF LUNARA SHALL RISE

AWWWWW STOOOOPPP <333 THAT MAKES ME SO DAMN HAPPY SDFIUSFHFIDDHS THANK YOUUUUU!!!! tumblr user xpao-bearx i owe you my life HAHAHA

EVERYONE IS ALLOWED INTO HER POLYCULE. SHES TRYING TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD RN!!!! LMAO JELLY CULT OF LUNARA FOREVERRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥