#fuck your canon

[stressedbuttrying]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics), X-Men - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Female Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Original Female Character(s), Jack "Nomad" Monroe & Original Female Character(s), Steven Grant & Jake Lockley & Marc Spector & Original Character(s), Various MCU Characters/Original Female Character(s), Various MCU Characters & Original Character(s), Loki & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Marc Spector, Jake Lockley, Steven Grant (Marvel), Jack "Nomad" Monroe, Loki (Marvel), Various MCU Characters, Other Marvel Characters, Hank McCoy, Logan (X-Men), Other X-Men Characters, Other Avengers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Asexual Character, Asexuality Spectrum, Demisexual Steve Rogers, Bisexual Bucky Barnes, Pansexual Loki (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Aromantic Jake Lockley, Autistic Steven Grant (Marvel), sex-favorable asexual character, Polyamory, Queerplatonic Relationships, Scars, Chronic Pain, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, fuck your canon i do what i want, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Loneliness, Road Trips, Everyone Needs A Hug, Eventual Smut, No use of y/n, Curvy OFC, Curly-Haired OFC, Cooking, Herding Cats, Explicit Consent, Established Relationship, Unreliable Narrator, Aural Kink, Light Dom/sub, Superhero Registration Act (Marvel), Threesome - F/M/M, POV First Person, Mutual Pining, Praise Kink, Platonic Relationships, Past Relationship(s), Marc Spector has DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder, Bruce Banner has DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder, Bucky Barnes's Metal Arm, Government Agencies, Propaganda, of the Deed, cats doing cat things Series: Part 3 of The Cookieverse Summary:

Our protagonist of "The World Keeps Changing" has struck out on her own and taken to the road on her own agenda. These are her adventures, navigating a changing world, missing her loved ones, making new connections and rediscovering old ones.

World building and personas exist somewhere between the MCU and comics, but you will see nods to canon events. I have also taken liberties with timelines to line up certain characters and events which are not canon. Recommend reading the first part of this series "The World Keeps Changing" before this.

Individual Chapters will have warnings and tags in the notes as needed.

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[bean-spring]

Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.

Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.

You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.

"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.

"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.

I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.

Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.

Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.

[shitpostingkats]

I've been making a collection of aa4 lines that make me lose my entire mind

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

[blackynsupremacy]

idgaf about what’s canon, if you want to romantically write them to be with a black girl, do it!

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

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It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.

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[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[lieutenant-fred]

I spent too much time on this for this to be a doodle at this point

[stil-lindigo]

motherhood.

[lucabyte]

Yeah, that about sums it up.

[were-wolverine]

things in DC canon i’ll literally never get over

1. dick finds out batman replaced him as robin (without asking him) from the NEWSPAPER and simultaneously finds out bruce adopted a new kid without telling him (to make things worse: bruce didn’t even adopt dick)

2. dick finds out jason died from the newspaper (AGAIN? REALLY BRUCE?) and bruce had the fucking funeral WITHOUT HIM while he was still in space

[flesh-and-fangs]

Y'all, I hate to say it, but no, Nandermo did not "go canon", in an "alternate universe" or through "implications" or otherwise. They were making fun of us. That was the point of all the little nudges and open questions that were quickly squashed. That was the point of the hypnosis ending. The point of that hypnosis was quite literally "Here, let's give the perfect fake wish-fulfillment ending to parts of our fanbase" (which is why there were three. They're fake. That's the point. The point is that they are supposed to be fantasies to appeal to people's hopes for the show).

Having Nandor and Guillermo as a classic sitcom couple set to a laugh track in a universe where none of the other characters exist was a jab at shippers who wanted Nandermo to be canon and cared more about that than the other characters or the premise of the show. They were making fun of "and they lived happily ever after" type fanwork. They were making fun of people who, in their eyes, ignored the irreverence and violence and black comedy of the show in order to make fluffy slash content. They were explicitly saying: "This is how we see you, and this is how we see what you want from this show, and we are telling you that it won't happen and we in fact have contempt for the very concept."

Why do you think they kept baiting the ship until the literal last lines of the show? They were making fun of us. They were saying "Ha! You still thought this would happen? After years of us saying it won't, to your face? Idiots." It's a comedy show, and they were making shippers the butt of the joke. They've been doing it for seasons now.

This is literally what Supernatural did back in the day. And nobody said that they made Destiel canon when they had an in-universe/alternate-universe stage play where the actors "explore Destiel". Fans back then recognized that it was a joke at their expense. That's what this is. Same as what happened in BBC Sherlock that one time, where in-universe conspiracy theorists said that Sherlock was in love with Moriarty (a ship the creators deliberately baited, mind you, same as they have here), specifically for the purpose of laughing at and making fun of that theory.

I'm so sorry, guys. I know you wanted to hope. I know you wanted to believe that the things the writers said at that con weren't true, but they were. I know because I wanted to hope too, even when I knew full well it wouldn't happen. They've been plain about how they feel about the ship for years. They saw it as a joke, one that drew in viewers, but was objectionable at its core. And they've followed through on that by baiting and jabbing up until the very end.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

doing chibi is a good design exercise bc it forces u to think on shapes n essential details, essentially thumbnailing ur designs. its also a terrible design exercise bc it ends up looking cute no matter what

[erinwantstowrite]

the haters are trying to get me to care about canon. they're trying to get me to only fuck with canon. newsflash you stupid bitch if you are in a fandom space you are consuming fanon. i don't CARE that it's canon that bruce wayne has hit his kids in canon. i make my own world where it's common fucking sense that heroes are good people who would not be abusers. "human flaw" this my ass that motherfucker drives a Batmobile and wears a Batsuit and throws around Batarangs. live in a suspended belief and have fun before you dry up and die a sad raisin of a being