#fuck you that creepy reading

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

If you still support That Creepy Reading after what he did, then fuck right off, do not interact with me, literally nothing can justify falsely accusing someone of being in possession of real fucking CP because you don't like how they make their content, and to sound edgy <33

[rob1nseggblue]

how it feels being one of the like 3 ppl on tumblr not portraying könig as a creepy asshole panty sniffing incel freak

[gob-lob]

Tana Moon you make me so mad

THESE TWO PHOTOS ARE FROM THE SAME ISSUE. GOD. AHHH.

The fact that Tana says herself that Kon is the equivalent to a 16 year old the SAME ISSUE she, a 23 yr old woman, gets with him???? Nahhhh

like. A SIXTEEN year old. Who has the life experiences of a one year old. Please.

the worst part is that she (and, by extention, DC) know that it’s weird!!! They acknowledge it various times!!! But Tana is still painted as Kon’s ‘true match’ or whatever.

And then, they break up… sorry Kon, but FUCKING FINALLY.

wow Tana, it turns out teenage boys are not, in fact, mature!!!! At all!!! Who could have seen this one coming!!!! Ughhhhhhhh. And the fact that she says like it’s all Kon’s fault… bro you’re the one dating a 16 year old so let’s not get so critical 💀

‘acting every bit the goofball teenager people think you are’ Tana. TANA. HE IS A TEENAGER. AND BEING STUPID AND IMMATURE AND IMPULSIVE AND MAKING BAD DECISIONS ARE LIKE PREREQUISITES TO BEING A TEENAGER. AND HE IS ONEEE

god. GOD.

(If you can tell- I’m enjoying my time reading Superboy 1994! No spoilers please, I’m not finished yet :] )

[msfcatlover]

So. Did you know there's a backstory to Dick's mullet?

Because there is.

Mirage convinced Dick to let her restyle him while she was impersonating Kori. Which he went along with, because Kori had been incredibly depressed for the last several weeks and nothing Dick said or did seemed to be helping her. Dick had pretty clearly hit the point where he was willing to do just about anything to make her happy again.

Which I know doesn't even begin to compare to the many other ways Mirage took advantage of him (trust me, I just read it,) but has made me hate the mullet jokes now, because that was not Dick's choice.

(I'm sure it's just a coincidence Dick's hair & costume came out of it looking a lot more like the future!Dick Mirage was pining over. Contrasts between future!Dick & the classic Discowing Dick was wearing in the arc right before this one below the cut.)

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Here's future!Dick...

....Aaaand Discowing.

Obviously, she somehow magically grew his hair out several inches. But even beyond that...

Look at the stripe shape & placement on the new suit, lining up with both future!Dick's stripes & his mesh armbands.

Look at the glove shape, going from a segmented gauntlet to a single elbow-length piece with a curved upper edge.

While Dick's boots are considerably less dramatic than his future self's thigh-highs, they are still much more strongly emphasized in Mirage's version of the costume.

While future!Dick has the diamond on his abdomen like Discowing, future!Dick's costume has much less detailing around his abdomen.

Discowing also isn't the one with a utility belt. A belt which just so happens to have the same insignia as future!Dick's shield. Weird that.

While neither of the prior versions have the little glider-cape, I would like to note it's something future!Dick probably could've gotten a lot of use out of, given the way his sidekick usually carried him around.

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So anyway, I have gone from being kinda tired of the mullet jokes to actively disliking them. Less jokes about the mullet, more jokes about the rat-tail please.

[g00seg1raffe]

Adar knows how King and Court think of the Peredhel, like some bittersweet tale of fantasy, like the scion of some distant history told to sleepy little elflings by the fire - but do not fear, gwinig, for the beautiful prince was saved from his cruel captors to live in happiness forever after with us. They speak of him like he's something quaint. Doesn't he look so like Lúthien, so like his forefather Fingolfin? Isn’t he as dignified as the Princess Idril? Isn’t he wise like Elu Thingol? How sweet!

And so in the golden light of Lindon do they lie to themselves - for Elu Thingol was ruthless, unshakeable in his convictions even unto his death; yet the courtiers tut at Lord Elrond’s stubbornness. Idril Celebrindal was trapped, as hidden as her city as darkness crept up the walls and into her home; yet Lady Galadriel shrugs off her friend’s warnings. Fingolfin held Morgoth at bay for four hundred years, unfailing strength carved into his very bones; yet the King both censures his Herald for his forcefulness.

And Lúthien, ai! Tinúviel, wrathful, relentless, unearthly - when friends flinch from your gaze and Lords shift uneasily when you talk, when the wise cannot bring themselves to look on you for fear of what they will see, when Kings lie and placate and spin gossamer traps because they know you could unmake them - that is Lúthien.

- from the fic I’m writing about Elrond from Adar’s perspective. I'm on 100 words so far and idk how I'm going to make it to 5k... you're welcome to talk to me about it tho :)

[grimme-and-specs]

John has just ordered a knuckle sandwich with a side of blade

Based off of this ridiculous screenshot I thought was funny:

I rewrote it for obvious reasons

[iqmmir]

The thing about milgram girls is that they are all Pathetic and Stupid and Idiots . Yes even amane .

[sanjiafterhours]

no matter how many years pass i can never come to terms with the amount of pain and anguish the konoha mfs put naruto through i wish he blew that shitty place up

[616nightcrawler]

its soooo awesome how i get to read tags like this every other day bc my most popular post made its way into beatles rpf tumblr and they don't have the brain and foresight to understand that i (OP) don't think their headcanons about which beatle is fucking which is funny and quirky and in fact i think its pretty fucking gross

[ofallthingsnasty]

Mr. "unintentional stalker because his friends told him to keep it lowkey and he took that personally" Sanji vs Mx. "beyond horrified that someone is writing you prose-laden letters, keeps sending you the most ridiculously expensive flower arrangements AND your exact coffee order to your workplace" You

[catboymiles69]

[feelinprettyblue02]

Chapters: 1/2

Fandom: Content SMP

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Blake | Winsweep & Noxintrus

Characters: Blake | Winsweep, Noxintrus (Content SMP), Rat | doctor4t (mentioned), Fiarrow | Talonflame (mentioned)

Additional Tags: winsweep-centric, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Nightmares, Memory Loss, Amnesia, Dissociation, mannequins, (sorry), thalassophobia, (double sorry), Automatonophobia, Agoraphobia, winsweep has ptsd, noxintrus has amnesia, neverend is a fucking nightmare (literal and figurative), Canon-Typical Violence, Temporary Character Death, Canon Temporary Character Death

Summary: While he was lost in his thoughts of “this is weird” and “I don’t remember any room like this,” Winsweep’s shoe caught on the edge of the tile and he stumbled forward, bracing to catch himself using his arms instead of his face, squeezing his eyes shut.

When he reopened his eyes, his surroundings were pitch black. That’s not supposed to happen. Small, teal particles drifted in the air around him. He had this deep, visceral feeling of “that’s not right, it’s not supposed to be air,” but he just couldn’t explain why.

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or: winsweep ptsd nightmare/amnesia fic bc that guy is too confident and this is my equivalent of throwing him at the wall

[musical-chick-13]

Bro, I'm so tired.

[universalthaumaturge]

ok i get why anthy has creature of delirium now

[aroaessidhe]

2023 reads // twitter thread    

The Crows

Adult horror

a young woman buys & renovates an old spooky house in Wales, and discovers it’s sentient, cursed, and has a few murders tied to it…..

also there’s this weird guy next door who’s maybe an eldritch serial killer

(the weird guy is asexual. there’s QPR vibes)

[ybcpatrick]

they better duct tape corey's stupid fucking mouth when it's time for uncle howdy v chad gable. i don't wanna fucking hear it from him.