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sometimes i remember kurt flies the x wing a lot. like no way in hell he has a pilot's license they just let him do whatever because he's nice
#it can be argued kurt probably doesnt have a valid high school diploma either i dont think he ever went to school. and they let him teach#good for him i wouldnt wish abitur on anyone#the life and times of brows#xmen#kurt wagner
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ohhh im looking through my old art portfolio this is so embarrassing. i just put semi-horny sexy musclewoman steven universe fanart in there
#thats human jasper. i thought she was so hot#my steven universe hot take? not enough jasper.#the life and times of brows#i got into a pretty decent school w this so like. never give up on your dreams
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im so in my beautiful mindscape all the time where legolas looks the way i headcanon him so when i read a fic and the author describes him as blond with blue eyes i get intense whiplash
#thats not my boy.#yes said with the movie legolas icon and header leave me alone#legolas#the life and times of brows
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i’m slowly going full clown and i’m ok with that
#ramble#alternative#every time i do no brows i get at least one ‘wtf happened to your eyebrows’#and i get to say that they’re not real akdjdjdj#they’ve never been real life is an illusion#maybe my breakup will be the push i need to become a drag artist
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Vlad have two absolutely lovely cat Madison and Madelyn
#hachi doodle#idk i think Madison have the funny eye brow fur marking#They're both from the same litter#yeah they're both his sister cat#his sister cat gave birth and she think her lonely brooding brother would make excelent perma home for them#It would be funny if like Jazz She also one of the few People Vlad trust enough to reveal his secret to#like there is absolutely no harm to it#she is not a ghost hunter#both she and vlad are last remaining member of their family#their parent die in a freak work related accident during the time vlad is stuck on life support in the hospital trying to make end#to keep vlad alive#lucky that vlad miraculously make a full recover from a melty barely human vegetable back to Healthy living human being
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i have such an unfathomably large amount of things to do tomorrow its actually sick depraved and evil. and yet.
#<- guy so anxious about seeing his friends that it is actively making him unwell THREE DAYS OUT#this is whyyyy i do not have many of them i don't enjoy feeling like this. it's not even fun anxiety#it's just makes me feel like eels replaced my intestines and keeps me anxious 24/7#sigh my life is so difficult. i have to see my beloved friends. everybody pour one out for me in this troublesome and wearying time#wipes the sweat from my brow. well back to digging up this grave to retrieve the skull of my beloved lady
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blorbos in tha phone
#FIRST EVER DIGITAL DOODLE GUYS I DID IT WOOP WOOP#airbrush my beloved#feels like watercolour and that makes me a lil giddy#anyways this was mostly retraced off of a template (?) i JUST downloaded ibis and wanted to get to know the pens#ill eventually get back to drawing once i figure out layers :sob:#i did this so spontaneously but i realize i have a lot of art moots. maybe too many#i have so many ideas to doodle but no skills no money to commission others no idea where to start no bitches no hoes no life#if time is nice to me i may begin a series of impersonating my fav tumblr artists' styles bc im only good at copying *wiggles brow*#if not be prepared for me to give up on re-learning how to draw people and go back to doodling cars and buildings#hmmmmm perhaps ill draw the bsd street racer au that's been feeding off of my braincells#DIGITAL DRAWING IS A LOT LESS SCARY THAN IT WAS LAST TIME I TRIED IT#maybe because i was like. 12 when i last tried digital. but shh#my brain draws clear images i just wish my hands could follow#*places stylus between eyebrows and squints aggressively then draws with mind* problem solved fr#OMG IM SO SAD THE REFERENCE WAS FOR ONLY 4 PEOPLE most bsd cliques come in 5s#was gonna do doa or hd then my brain went nu uh if someone wants i can do them tho#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd art#art(?)#bsd flags
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MS MAGIC RADIOOOOOOOO
GIVE ME ONE LAST CHANCE TO SHOW
TELL U WHAT LURKS DEEP INSIIIDE
DEEP INSIDE MY BATTERED MIND!!!!
#desire mona#very bittersweet song to me#its very lovely sounding and the lyrics are great and the concept of calling someone MRS MAGIC is so sweet#but#associated with a very weird time in my life so hearing it makes me furrow my brows sometimes#doesnt stop me tho#I DONT KNOW!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE!!!!!!!!#mrs magic - strawberry guy#ask
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How is it that on the rare occasion I get a pimple it’s always the deepest, most painful kind?
Like, I’m on my third pimple patch here and it’s still draining
#im fighting for my life#please send help#still doesnt compare to the gargantuan shitblob that appeared over my left brow that one time#that one was INSANE. it left a fucking hole in my face while it was being drained#but this one under my right nostril is driving me insane regardless#they speak
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Hope my eyebrow drops do some of their promised stuff soon... I am so bummed out by the look of 'em lately (or for years :-) ).
Best bet is gonna be a microblading sesh (I know. I just think it's pricey) ((while watch me spend the same amount of money on trips or clothes))
#“results in 6 weeks” - my lashes have surely gotten stronger over the past 2 weeks from the serum!#maybe the brows need a lil time to catch up lol. but i also feel like it's a scam because how does this even scientifically work#in my next life I'll have beautiful black thick caterpillar brows that I can sculpt into pieces of art I swear#personal
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got dressed for my roomies bday party and turns out its an accidental jubilee cosplay
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on the train what should i draw
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no but i really do have tons of beef with how in the hobbit movies they gave all the "hot" dwarves these little fucking goatees just so theyd be more attractive to the viewer AND it worked too bc everyone was soooo obsessed w fili and kili after those movies dropped...... like if you don't want to fuck a dwarf with a gorgeous bushy beard you don't deserve to fuck a dwarf sorry
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oi actually one last thing and then u can whack me with sticks… whenever I don’t know what to draw, I usually just doodle random faces but more often than not they look like my girlfriend :’D
#in fact Chevys influenced my style a lot idk how to explain it#when we first started dating admittedly I drew them sooooo much#and like even before they would always watch me draw I see to do like private streams for them and Blake#less private streams more just something in the bg while we all talked for days straight#:’)#but yeah when I first started dating chevy I was so happy I legit forgot how to draw#but the few things I could draw were us together because we were long distance at the time#I don’t draw them as much because I’m busy putting like. our brain baby on the page#we’re being these fucks to life together. but idk. maybe it’s the way one character laughs or smiles#or the way another’s brows furrow when they get angry#how another character crosses their arms sassily it’s all just shadows of chevy#and me ofc because I’m self centered#but yeah helps that chevy really brings these characters to life with the movements and acting they do#god if u could just see them#oh my god I was typing so fast my phone went into driving mode wtf#but yeah wow im. gay. so much of this is subconscious yk. I have trouble saying these things out loud#not out of a lack of wanting to im just. not good with words. i#I just hope it shows yknow#ur yeah wow okay that was a lot idk why I’m crying
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i enjoy blank slate MCs in romance games cause it leaves room open for self-inserts and OCs and allows fans to be creative and fill in gaps! but outside of that it makes me go damn most of these characters only started liking MC cause of what they do for them huh :p
#its giving 'i like you cause of our circumstances'#its definitely no shrek love story but its not necessarily a bad thing#just makes me raise a brow at times since in real life behavior like this makes me run for the hills#its fun in fiction tho#im looking at obey me specifically tbh#why are all the powerful people obsessed with one human at the same time#1 or 2 maybe could be just for MCs vibes#mammon and l*cifer most likely#but 7+??#over time they could start to like the MC themselves too#l*cifer is pushing it in my opinion but they probably shaped MCs personality a bit to make it work since he's so popular#there are times where you literally can only sass the demon#no other options are avaliable#anyways im done ive been sitting here thinking about this shit for half an hour at least#i love overthinking
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Holy fuck when the attorney is ace *clenches fist*
Anyway I took this on top of a ferris wheel after running around an amusement park for 8 hours on 2 bubble teas & a White Claw (and no water) and boi I took that wig on SO MANY ROLLER COASTERS and that shit did NOT BUDGE and also also I forgot my fucking tie and ppl kept asking if I was Spike Spiegel
#MY POINT IS DON'F @ ME ABOUT THE HAIRLINE#that wig was fighting for ITS LIFE#we went UPSIDE DOWN and SIDEWAYS several times#if youre wondering why im not wearing a mask. again. i was on top of a ferris wheel.#anyway the moral of the story is that got2b remains elite#okay bye#delphi washington#phoenix wright cosplay#oh wait one last thing if my eyebrows look a lil uncanny valley thats bc they are ALL meitu. i dont usually do shit like that to my selfies#but there was nooo makeup left on mg eyebrows at this point and it looked baaad. so meitu brows it is
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