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everytime I see a post like 'so excited for conner to show up in superman sequal when clex have a baby' i'm tempted to make a post like that but just with like. superboy 1994 characters.

'so excited to see my goat Serling Roquette in superman 2!!!' 'can't wait for guardian to make his appearance in the sequal...' 'wait with there already being a superman clone that sets up the scene for the NEWSBOYS the clones of the cadmus directors 🥰'

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sorryyyyy this is kinda a niche nothingburger complaint but it pisses me off when superman 2025 fans say shit like 'wow can't wait to see lex and clark have their punk rock baby kon el 🤣' while they use pictures of 1994 superboy... girl that's not even him. 'lex is his father' literally why are we lying. THAT'S NOT HIM!! HIS BACKSTORY IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 😭

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oh of course guy likes the violence

guy? apologizing? to superman? never though I'd see the day...

'cement head' LMAO rip Guy

he literally had no issue beating all of these people up and then guy agreed with him and he started having 2nd thoughts 😭

@ath-thuraya action comics #688 :)))

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lmaooo not the singing in his head while he's stealing. lowkey just like me fr (minus the stealing part)

poor lois. she just wants to know who's the real one... but even if one of them is 'real' clark clearly the personality isn't there anymore

i like Cat in these comics she's cool

all these supermen but no clark :((

@ath-thuraya action comics #688 :)))

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hey guy! I like the lawn chair lol

even tho guy and superman never got along I do appreciate how guy was willing to 'defend his honor' so to speak

@ath-thuraya action comics #688 :)))

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@ath-thuraya action comics #688 :)))

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"Hey did you know Lex Luthor baby trapped Superman? Did you know they have a biological child? Did you know-" SHUT UPPP!!! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BOY KON??? Did YOU know that the original- the ORIGINAL story was that when Superman ☠️ DIED ☠️ a research lab called CADMUS stole his BODY to clone their OWN Superman but because he's invulnerable they couldn't get a 🧬 DNA SAMPLE 🧬 so they used genes from the lab's research director PAUL WESTFIELD as a base, then modified his sample genome so the clone would LOOK LIKE Superman and gave it the appearance of having his powers by giving him TACTILE TELEKINESIS based on Superman's invulnerability field (because it was outside the body they could scan and replicate it), which would allow him to telekinetically affect ANYTHING he was 🫳TOUCHING 🫳 This gave him the ability to FLY, super strength and invulnerability on top of other applications of his powers (such as telekinetically dismantling a bomb he was touching). He was meant to be developed into adulthood but was freed by the CLONE SONS of the CADMUS scientists BEFORE he fully developed, meaning he popped out at roughly 15 YEARS OLD and got called SUPERBOY. Lex didn't even KNOW HE EXISTED until he debuted on TV and he was MAD he didn't have in on the cloning shit. That's CANON if you actually 📖 READ 📖 the Death of Superman, but GEOFF JOHNS must have been reading with his EYES CLOSED because he wrote in a theory that Kon was actually "the clone of Lex Luthor and Superman" that was published and 🚫 DISMISSED 🚫 in the Superboy letters column because it was RIDICULOUS but then he got employed at DC and ten- TEN YEARS later in literally his FIRST issue writing Kon he made his NO MEDIA LITERACY. FAN THEORY. canon and used THAT for shitty eugenics "but that means Kon has 👹 EVIL GENES 👹 from Lex Luthor what if that means he'll turn evil???" CHEAP ANGST STORYLINES and took away his COOL PUNK FIT and made him look like an ARMY BRAT LOSER.

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:((( martha....

literally no one raised him.... 😭 :(((

Guardian!! and kon!!!

guardian voicing his dislike for the cloning of superman but being nice/protecting kon i love him.

also 'no? fresh!' he's so sillyyyyy

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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'i'm invulernrable. i think' LOL he's so funny literally NO idea how his powers work lmaooo

his jacket!!! they destroyed his jacket!!!

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HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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'hey! less mental baggage!' not for long!

vincent edge oh how i hate you so

he's sooo cute i can't handle it. loooook at his air guitar

literally getting exploited since day 1 holy shit

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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poor lois... literally FOUR actually

i forgot that kon really is a little piece of shit 😭 he's literally been alive for like. 5 days 💀

nooooo lois :(((( he looks like clark.... :((((

'still in school' ? isn't tana 23?

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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bibbo is such a good guy :( he just wants to help like superman :( he's doing what he can...

bibbo instantly jumping into the water to save puppies... all of the other supermen (besides john henry lol) step aside bibbo is the only one who gets it

NOOOOO. puppies :( but bibbo you're not worthless you're such a good guy!!!!

YAY! Krypto 🥺 he was named over bibbo's favorite...

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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kon kon konnnnn. flys like a bird or a plane or even superman

stealing the shades 😭 fashionista okayyyy

I GOT BETTER, BABE.... ICONIC LINE

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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this is the first time the superboy team was together I believe- Kesel, Grummett, and Hazelwood! so excited to see my boyyyyy

HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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HE'S HERE. HELLO SUPERBOY- MAN.

Adventures of Superman #501 :D lets go! (also I NEED the poster like actually???)

@ath-thuraya bc I'm reading it with you :))))

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'kid' 👀 kon.... he's coming soon,,,,,

this 'superman' is lowkey scaryyyy but also 'watch me' is kinda funny

sopping wet cat

bow wow wow. is he really tho...?

WHY is he laughing bro noooooooo WHAT is up with him

Reading Action Comics #687, Superman: The Man of Steel #22, and Superman (1987 series) #78. The Reign of the Supermen is here!

(also, they all come with posters???? I want posters???)

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KEITH!!! but also OH SHIT!

zoid :((((((((

john henry is actually lowkey scary HOW is he doing this???? WHAT is his workout routine I need to know bc what is he doing that he can 1) run after a car and keep up with it??? and 2) jump ON the car. idk idk. good for him tho ig

(also nooo the coloring... can 90's comics draw brown skin without making them green please 😭)

keith i love you. nosyyyy. (john henry calling him 'short stuff' 🥺) also I don't believe (?) I've met Myra before but she's cool :))

nooo john henry :(((

ahhh this is the backstory behind john henry's 'I owe superman' thing

rosie!!

STEEL!!! STEEL!!!!! STEEL!!!!!!

Reading Action Comics #687, Superman: The Man of Steel #22, and Superman (1987 series) #78. The Reign of the Supermen is here!

(also, they all come with posters???? I want posters???)