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superbwritingdistaster06 · 5 days

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Someone just said to me that they like Harry Potter and I had to restrain myself from letting the love for his dead parents and their dead group of friends show because I’d literally just met them.

I had to say “oh, me too!”

My obsession with them cannot be normal.

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #lily evans #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #harry potter #harry potter universe #1970s #fuck you peter #this must’ve unhealthy #oh well I love it

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thearchivtheantichrist · 7 months

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Peter Lukas spotted in Disney cruise ad?!!?!??

#magnuspod #the magnus archives #tma #peter lukas #fuck you Peter #you know what you did

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graycious-tea · 2 years

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To whomever thought it was a good idea to inform me today is the same moon cycle as October 31 in 1981 you will now be paying for my therapy bills

#wolfstar #the marauders #halloween #Halloween night 1981 #jilly #lily evans #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #james & peter & remus & sirius #dead gay wizards #i’m dying #this hurts #fuck you peter #harry potter #jegulus #for all you hurt humans

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wibble-wobbegong · 2 years

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“but they are not stops on some linear timeline in grief” yeah ok. get more blatant with it why don’t you. rub it right in my face some more

#FUCK YOU PETER #KILL YOURSELF!!!!#idc that you’re like seven stop fuckinf with my timeline :/#let me figure out what the hell is happening before throwing out the potential of nonlinear timelines #timlines and grief over henry are tied to peter again #no longer my blorbo. now an evil dastardly meow meow

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stiinkbuug · 2 years

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"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child has had one fob song on repeat for the past 12 hours and it's this one:

#fob #fall out boy #half dead from comparing myself to everyone else around me #fuck you peter

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captainkirkk · 1 month

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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts #marvel #spiderman #xmen #he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too #it really explains why he gets so much hate #its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment #ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity #when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant #which could ruin his life in a very different way

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 4 months

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Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

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were-wolverine · 2 months

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peter parker: hi i’m peter and this is my boyfriend wade, wade’s boyfriend logan, logan’s boyfriend scott, and scott & logan’s girlfriend jean

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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong · 11 months

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NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

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wolvesandshine · 5 months

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I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down

Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do

Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?

Sirius *scandalised* : No-

Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*

Sirius: Oh fuck

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ashbye · 1 month

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Ok I'm sorry but if I see one more story labeled x reader and when I go to read it your fugly ass OC named 'nicole' or 'bridget' are in there IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND! THAT IS NOT X READER! I know some of you could say "well just switch it out with your name"

NO I WILL NOT! ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE OF FALSE ADVERTISING! STOP IT!

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

And if you are one of the people that does this... I will find you and it will not be pretty

No hate to you if your name is nicole or bridget those re just examples

#house of the dragon #jacaerys velaryon #lucaerys velaryon #gravity falls #geralt x you #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen #spencer reid x reader #peter parker x reader #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x reader #Seriously please stop #im fucking SICK OF IT #legolas x reader #lord of the rings #the witcher #the walking dead

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taubinator-md · 10 days

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We know that the new cast members in S4 were basically auditioning for their jobs as much as their characters were, and i can't help but notice how exceptionally cunty Taub is in these early episodes

he werked his little ass off for that job!

#before they forced PJ to repress his natural swag #actually you know what... I have a better theory for this. These eps happened before anybody knew about his affairs #as this general shittiness of his marriage and life become more known (thanks House!) his body language becomes more uptight #he even antagonistically flirts with Amber! it's all fun and games.. until everyone knows just how bad he fucked up #hm I must ponder this now #chris taub #house md #peter jacobson

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maroonmused · 10 months

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“spider-man 2 was robbed” “the game awards are rigged” and only yuri lowenthal was brave enough to raise the discussion of would peter parker and astarion explore each other’s bodies in their respective action adventure/rpg narratives

#yes they would #i also thought ab how biting would factor in with Peter’s spider dna and decided astarion’s into it #if you think he’d react the way he did to gale’s blood then i GUESS that’s also fair #bring on the real discourse we should already know that bg3 and sm2 and every other nominee were fucking awesome #(but bg3 was probably my personal goty)#anyway yuri’s so real for this #peter parker #astarion #marvel’s spider-man 2 #baldur’s gate 3 #the game awards #yuri lowenthal #neil newbon

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giantkillerjack · 1 year

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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

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gh0st-4ss · 2 months

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chasing the direction you went

#peter strahm #saw #saw iv #saw v #penis strong #haven't rendered something in a while and look #I COULD have used my immense strahm reference collage thing.#my shrine if you will #but it's like 38°c outside and my ass could not be bothered #anyways been getting back into fob lately #and yeah folie à deux still fucks. unfortunately #gh0st4ss #art tag

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octibee · 10 months

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violence made me gentle at last

#me: hoffstrahm phantom au that takes place in sawville or wherever the fuck and its like hoffman as erik and strahm as christine but not re #the black mold in my apartment:#coffinshipping #saw #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #this looks so saturated here omfg #serious about doin that phatom au though like…#itd have to be like a modern interpretation like phantom of the paradise inthink #polachek lyric cuz … violence did rlly make him gentle at last (who ? who do you think.) (im asking you)#irls look away plz

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