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save me kincoy... save me season 5 kincoy...
#law and order#law & order#claire kincaid#jack mccoy#kincoy#random bullshit post#they deserved to be truly shown lovers#fuck you dick wolf#it lowkey gives mipha and link too#im gonna draw them eventually. oogh and fanfic.#they deserve to fuck
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BEN 😭😭😭
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This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.
"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.
"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.
I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.
#I didn't watch Teen Wolf but I know this happened to that Stiles character#I'm not active in any DC fandom but it looks like this happened to Tim Drake and to a lesser extent Dick and Jason#In prequels-era Star Wars it seems to be Obi-Wan; he's the spark/focus of this post here; bring back his flaws I like that he kind of sucks#sometimes a Fandom's Darling comes out of an Author's Darling! usually Fandom's are vessels to fuck the “hottest guy” available though#I will probably turn reblogs off if this spreads too far because I really don't care if people write Mary Sue fanfic; can't cast that stone#squinting at every “intersex” tag like Inigo Montoya: “I don't think that means what you think it means.”#honestly the fantasy intersex thing is a separate & more serious post; but the fandom usage is a red/yellow flag for me when searching#tossawary fandom#fandom's darling
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I'm still realing
#i just#my heart hurts#how am i supposed to FUNCTION for a full FUCKING WEEK?!?#HOW?!?!#fuck you Dick Wolf
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When Casey Novak returns for season 27 and Olivia asks her about her whereabouts for the past few years and she starts yapping about her ex girlfriend Alex Cabott and the conversation goes like this
“C’mon you can’t possibly be THAT surprised”
“I mean…” Olivia laughs “if I’m being honest the whole softball thing kinda gave it away”
“Now, that’s a stereotype. An accurate one, but still a stereotype.”
“I thought you were just the “I’m married to my job” kinda girl”
“Olivia, I literally flirted with you. The. Whole. Time”
“What?”
“Don’t give me that look you totally flirted back”
“No, I didn’t”
“You absolutely did”
“You call driving me insane and arguing over the pettiest, stupidest shit, flirting?”
“What can I say? I’m a lawyer”
“And a pretty good one too”
“See?”
“What?”
“Nevermind” Casey sips on her coffee
“What?”
“Nothing, is just, Alex used to say that it would take a pride parade to knock down your door and you still wouldn’t come out of your closet”
“You talked about this stuff with Alex?”
Casey laughs
“I see you tomorrow, Liv”
“Wait”
“What?”
“I’m glad you’re back”
“Me too.”
and that’s how olivia’s self discover journey would start and how they’d be endgame in my books, ok? thank you for coming to my lesbiantalk ✨
#l&o svu#law and order special victims unit#law and order fanfiction#lesbian casey novak#casey novak#olivia benson#gay olivia benson#im a gay olivia truther#through and through#benovak#benovak brainrot#im on a binge ok?#im also gay#dick wolf you fucking coward i could’ve had it all with them#nothing beats a pretty lawyer and her detective gf#manifesting this shit#ficlet#of sorts?#i should write for them btw#not sure tho#ANYWAYS#be gay solve crimes#also bring casey novak back
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What I would say to Dick Wolf and the creative staff about the SVU/OC season finale crossover
#law & order: svu#law & order: organized crime#crossover event#season finale#nbc#spoilers#dick wolf#how fucking dare you#you know what you did#jamie whelan#jet slootmaekers#bobby reyes#sonny carisi#amanda rollins#rollisi#they deserve so much better#mad as hell
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NO WAY YOU WANNA BANG ENJI TOO. YOU'RE LIKE ME FR FF
us (we are a reflection of each other)
#asks#lovers ₊˚ᰔ#JSDBFSF HELP THE PIC#and you love wolf memes too#one knee on the ground while holding an engagement ring for you#soul mates do exist after all#but i do. i need him#so so bad#please#always in line as the first people who want to fuck him#i have no shame whatsoever tying me up now#i need that dick
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Realized the 'shoot the gas line' bit of the Alien Minkowski AU is just me revisiting my perennial theme of why are there guns in space. It always comes back to that.
#during the finale maxwell gets cornered by cutter and kepler and jacobi comes charging in#only for cutter to be like ah daniel! just the man I was hoping to see#shoot alana for me <3#and kepler who is still being a huge dick about surrogates but is even less thrilled about the genocide he just learned about#is like jacobi (threatening)#while jacobi's like oh no i am not taking orders from *you* anymore#and maxwell who has been watching his line of sight goes it's ok daniel. take the shot#and he does and clips her arm and more importantly hits the gas line behind her#because you should not have guns in space!!!#after they flee the scene maxwell is probably grumbling that if SHE was a cool alien clone she could just regenerate this bullet wound#jacobi: did you want me to shoot you in the head? do you want to fucking die??#i have been alive for 2 weeks and I spent them playing parcheesi#meanwhile cutter goes to confront minkowski and lovelace and fucks up in the exact same way again#bc his weakness is the power of friendship and also this harpoon i found#minkowski's gut wound is a lot less dire though#wolf 359
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absolutely insane that this white guy feeds a black man dog food aND THEN CALLS HIM A MUTT and then chicago fire is like "alright lets get back to the plot of this other white guy's Fake Sexual Assault Accusation case"
#dick wolf what the fuck are you own#unrelated but. why is acquisition so close to accusation#but yeah the racist dude was barely even the c plot of the episode#idk if mills is canonically biracial but he is lightskinned and thats basically daytime drama shorthand for biracial. but either way its so#how the hell is this only season 1...#bidoof thinks#chicago fire
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Ya know as I watched the movie I kept shooting off who I thought the bad guy was, starting with Chris. Then as Lydia and Jackson walked around the woods and they mentioned chemicals I joking thought “harris”
And when that reveal happened….
#teen wolf#teen wolf movie#paramount#you’ve got to be kidding me#harris of all people#like he can’t really have THAT big of a grudge#how tf were they supposed to know he was gonna be sacrificed#this man went “ya know those kids in sophomore chemistry really ruined my life… I’m going to kill them and all their friends#adrian harris#mr.fucking Harris#teen wolf movie was shit#and all the characters didn’t even seem like themselves#like what was the dick measuring contest with argent and Peter#just fuck each other already#Steve rogers going back in time made more fucking sense then whatever the fuck that was#not you Allison you did mediocre which what usually happened with your character in the end#but that’s my opinion#still did better than whatever Scott was doing#or malia#honestly Allison was like the only decent character and that comes from someone who loves stilinkski#Jackson just felt like he shouldn’t of been there#Lydia was just there for one main fucking thing and it was that or being the one to go “we gotta forget the past and deal with this#Peter just wasn’t Peter except for the 5 seconds of wanting death#and Eli moved past Derek’s death waaaaay to fast for a 15 year old#also Allison’s been dead 15 and Scott’s like “I’m so making a life with you”
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as a lesbian, watching dick wolf shows and searching their fandom tags is hell
#obsessed with fbi having good racial and gender diversity#but NO lgbt+ characters#(afaik)#fuck sake i hate this man#like you couldn't have just sprung for#lesbian isobel castille?#have to do everything my gd self huh#people too busy shipping oa/maggie#(as if they don't have HUGE sibling vibes)#and jubal/isobel (?????????????)#as if maggie/isobel isn't RIGHT. THERE#i'm getting law and order/svu flashbacks for real#it's like stabler/olivia#and connie/mike all over again#dick wolf fandoms stop being heteronormative challenge
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I SAID HAPPY FIRE FAMS GODDAMMIT!!!!
HAPPY!
Not fucking gut wrenching misery
Petition for them to give us more domestic moments this season for Chicago Fire.
Where tf is Cindy and Donna. Or Trudy.
And while we're at it, give my man Ritter a serious love interest.
I need more domesticity. I need to see happy fire fams
#chicago fire#christopher herrmann#Cindy Herrmann#wallace boden#Donna boden#trudy platt#Randy mcholland#randy mouch mcholland#darren ritter#i just need the softer domestic love#fuck you Dick Wolf#happy moments#i fucking said happy moments dammit#FUCK
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careful, darling, our "homo/transphobia" is starting to show a little
#because some fucking freak occupies my mind for a minute too long#i hope it dies#(i may be a dick but i respect your “pronouns”)#(not that “it” isnt a pronoun bc it is but like sometimes you just cannot expect someone to look at you and know you use vampire/cat/wolf)#grow tf up and realise people are DYING from GENOCIDE
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Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine
Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine
Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine
Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine
Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros
Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine
Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??
Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee
Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???
Tim: Come on I'll only do a little
Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet
Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!
Jason: No I don't
Tim: You're a crime lord
Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job
Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close
Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD
Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections
Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN
Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.
Tim: ............
Jason: ............
Tim: Can you sell me meth?
#tw drugs#But this is mean to be light hearted#And yes it was because of wolf of Wallstreet#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#red robin#bruce wayne#incorrect quotes#This might be ooc#batkids#batfamily#batfam#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam oc#batfam headcanons#dc comics
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Cannot stress enough that very little of my Barisi fics (and I wrote over 100), did NOT come from enjoying what was happening.
See also: Rollins and Mike Dodds. Who were both done so dirty at every level I will still throw hands.
I’m actually kind of amazed how many people do not understand this concept
#no joke#i got a whole chunk of barisi fandom to unfollow me on twitter#because they didn't like that i was fucking right#and I don't mean like we had light beef that turned to fight#i mean shit like sonny carisi would go to a fucking therapist#and barba would not defend that fucking client#and sometimes even you fucks need to calm the fuck down dick wolf will not allow gays to be on his shows#actually i think i lost the most fandom people on that last one#well that and saying yo ash has proven herself a bully maybe don't follow her and getting back oh but she's never been mean to me#and then they don't follow me anymore#like i hope none of those people got harmed by ash#but also i will not be surprised if i hear otherwise
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Needy Werewolf Husband is going into his rut and is really, reaallllyyyyy trying to get his wife's attention away from the household chores she's insisting on finishing before he can have his way with her...
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He followed her all around the kitchen as she tidied up, wrapping his arms around her from behind and groping her tits as she cleaned the few dishes in the sink, pinching and teasing her nipples as she sighed and moaned, grinding his hard cock into her soft ass, his breath hot and voice desperate against her ear as he begged her to let him fuck her already.
"Please let me put it in..." he whined, nipping at the shell of her ear lightly in frustration as his swollen, red cock throbbed against her, begging for more attention, for more friction, for more anything; he felt like he was starting to lose his mind.
She had told him to keep humping her ass like a horny little puppy if he couldn't wait, and he really couldn't. He continued fondling her breasts, palming and squeezing them in his massive hands, and she whimpered and mewled, rolling her hips back against his.
"See, you want it too..."
She continued to deny him as she finished wiping and organizing the kitchen counters, his cock dribbling all over her backside as he pumped against her, unable to stop himself. He needed to pin her down, needed to stuff her full of his cock; he could smell her arousal mounting as she ground that perfect little ass back against him, her honeyed scent driving him absolutely wild.
"Just a little longer love, you're being such a good boy," she cooed, scratching him gently under his chin as he made puppy dog eyes at her, eliciting from him a low, humming moan.
He humped her legs while she vacuumed the living room, whimpering and growling as she did her best to ignore him, slowly and methodically making her way across the room as he ground into her, dragging and rubbing his cock against her, staining her clothes with his sticky precum, nipping at the back of her neck and ears, demanding her attention.
"Please, need to fuck you now baby, need to fill you; need to empty my cock into your perfect little pussy and give you a litter of pups..."
"Be a good boy and wait until I'm done cleaning the bedroom, okay?" she had purred, and he whimpered a weak agreement in response.
When they got to the bedroom however, she was helpless against him as he shoved her face first down onto the mattress, ripping apart those pesky little shorts and panties that had been blocking his aching cock, confirming what he already knew from her overwhelming scent that her cunt was already drenched and waiting for him to stretch and fill her.
"I lied," he huffed, mounting her from behind and lining up his dripping cockhead with her pussy, parting her nether lips slowly around him, loving how she moaned into her pillow as he did. "I don't wanna be a good boy; and you were a bad girl, it's not nice to tease a rutting wolf...now you be good, and take my knot," he hilted into her in one hard thrust, feeling her pussy clenching around him; a low, rumbling growling escaping his throat, and a deliciously muffled scream coming from her as he knotted her, forcing every inch of himself into her tight cunt.
He was already so overstimulated, biting down into her shoulder as he came, painting her insides white as he filled her with his thick load, and she cried out as her own orgasm crashed over her, hips bucking and rolling against him, squirting her climax all over his dick and pooling on the bedsheets.
"That's a good girl," his breath was hot against her ear, pushing her hips up slightly to get one clawed hand between her and the mattress, flittering and rubbing his fingers against her swollen clit, loving how she writhed and squirmed beneath him helplessly. "No more chores, no where for you to go, sweet thing stuffed and stuck on my knot...just be a good girl and turn off your brain, and squirt on my dick again, and again, and again while I make you my cum-dumpster..."
She couldn't deny this was exactly what she wanted...she knew her husband better than anyone and knew that denying him was a sure fire way to make sure he took extra time to "punish" her for the time she had wasted keeping him waiting.
Oh no, what a tragedy that would be...
#monster#monster bf#monster boyfriend#monster smut#werewolf bf#werewolves#werewolf#werewolf husband#werewolf lover#teratophillia#tetrophilia#monster lover#monster fuqqer#monster fucker#monster fudger#werewolf fucker#werewolf smut#werewolf rut#monster x human#monster x girl#monster romance#monster boy#monsters#werewolf x human#werewolf x girl#pwp fics#pwp
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