#fuck yeah ive seen that masterpiece

[tomboyyyaoi]

o i wanted to make a post that im honestly not smart enough to actually sit down and think out but i like the way meryls trauma doesnt completely woobify her character but does still affect her, it just feels nice to see a female charcater not be completely reduced to a wet soggy mess bc of trauma but also not to (very unrealistically) just Get Over It i think trigun has a nice balance and its refreshing

[c-schroed]

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) Or Why The Probably Most Accurate Movie Adaptation Of Dracula Still Is Not Accurate Enough

I mentioned some time ago - while salivating over the marvellous razor scene of Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula adaptation - that there is quite some stuff to unpack here. And now I found some time to unpack. So let's begin. I'll start with the good stuff, firstly the good stuff that's not in the book (i.e., the Flourishes), than the good stuff that's true to the book (the Well-Conserved). Thirdly, I'll make note of things that were, unnervingly, changed (by which I mean They Came Back Wrong), and then I'll deal with what is unfortunately left out from the book (the Missing). And finally, finally I'll rant over that two bad things that never were in the book in the first place (a section I'll call JUST WHY?).

So. A tragedy in five acts. Here we go.

Act I - The Flourishes

The razor scene. I think I dealt with this enough by now. It's perfection and I'll die on that hill.

The music. Obviously, Bram Stoker's gothic lil masterpiece is lacking some gorgeous score. But mourn no longer, because Wojciech Kilar cooked up some dashing, pushing tune for us, fitting perfectly to this dark tale of spreading darkness and deepening madness.

Some basic knowledge about blood groups. Yeah, Stoker can't be blamed for this, but still. It's a nice addition to remind us that we do indeed live in a world where blood groups exist.

The Westenra Estate. As much as I pity that the lovely town of Whitby did not make it into the movie, I do love Lucy Westenra's house. Because I'm a sucker for hedge mazes. Simple as that.

Those glasses. Those. Fucking. Nice. Glasses.

Act II - The Well-Conserved

The plot in general. Yes, there are a lot of maddening differences, as we will see soon. But still, this movie at least makes the impression that most of the people working on it had indeed read the darn novel. Which is something that I can't say about many other Dracula adaptations I have seen.

The costumes, the sets, the atmosphere. Well done, everyone!

The Actors. The good thing about being not native in a language is that one is not very prone to dialects that seem off. And as I happen to not be a native speaker of English, I have little problems with Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder adding some US touch to what should be very, very, v e r y British characters. I even find Reeves perfectly fitting for the oh so darn young Jonathan Harker. And the rest of the cast is marvellous, too (with the exception of Winona Ryder, see below for details). Especially Tom Waits, who is hard-wired to the name of Renfield in my brain ever since I first saw this movie. And Gary Oldman as Dracula… Well. I think I already made clear what opinion I have about that sexy bastard.

Some lucky few of lovely quotes made it over to the film. Dracula's welcome. The Fowl Bauble of Human Vanity, of course. And Qunincey almost making me faint when saying "Little girl" when I least expected it.

Act III - They Came Back Wrong

The dates. Goshdarnit, the dates! It's an epistolary novel, so why make the effort of making up completely new dates for events that already had a precise date in the novel? I just don't get it. And it unnerves me. Every. Fucking. Time.

Time in general. Watching the movie after Dracula Daily makes it feel so very, very hasty. Jonathan travels to Castle Dracula like it's no thing at all. And the first few days in Castle Dracula are condensed into one weird evening.

Dracula meeting Mina before Jonathan is back. I really, really loved the book for avoiding the most terrible tropes. And then comes this movie, and struts right into this terrible pitfall.

Mina. I'm sorry, usually I love the work of Winona Ryder, but here she was way too bland. Maybe it was because her character had quite a revamp (ha. ha.) and no one cared to tell her what new approach she should take. But whatever reason, the clever, adorable train fiend of the original did not deserve this!

Act IV - The Missing

The Voyage of the Demeter is way too short. Where is "But I am captain, and I must not leave my ship"? Where is the poor sea captain tying himself to the wheel? And where is his funeral? Oh, I really missed all that. And, I mean, I don't mind hearing Anthony Hopkins read the lines, but would it have been such an expense to at least hire an additional actor to voice the correspondent or the sea captain?

Jonathan Holding Mina By the Arm. That's really not an objectively big issue. That's just me who fell in love with JonMina after reading this chapter. And almost no one does it properly. They deserve justice!

(Thanks a ton to @smieska for capturing my mood just perfectly!)

Act V - JUST WHY?

Elisabeta. Don't get me wrong here: All of the oh so tragic Drac backstory they invented for this movie is terribly unnecessary. But in this sea of uselessness, the tragically deceased wife of Vlad Țepeș that just so happens to perfectly resemble Mina Murray is an audience-insulting island of unoriginality. I mean, yeah, I guess someone wanted to add some romance to the story of Vlad the Fucking Impaler. Because, well, nineties or so. But Mina, of all women? Why not invent some new character that can be bothered with such stuff? Why ruin an all-nice JonMina ship? I don't get the whole new backstory, and I especially don't get this aspect.

Dracula raping Lucy in his shitty werewolf form. Everything about this is wrong. And it has no relevance for the plot. Just. Blergh.

Epilogue

It's cruel to watch Francis Ford Coppola's take on Dracula right after finishing @re-dracula. I know that now. Everything is still too fresh. It's a good movie, after all, but especially because it's quite good it is frustrating to be so terribly aware of all its shortcomings. In a few weeks or so, I would recommend it, again, I guess. As long as it's still Dracula Off-Season. 7 out of 10 points.

[isanaakira]

I saw Labyrinth for the first time today and my brain chemistry has been forever infinitely changed.

I was trying to watch this god damn movie FOR FUCKING YEARS. YEARS!! School and other responsibilities always made it hard for me to watch because I knew I had to see it with no distractions, and no interruptions. And WOW. I honestly don't know how to properly continue living after seeing this masterpiece.

I loved it and was so into it and it honestly made me cry too. Like this movie affected me the same way The Neverending Story did when I watched it for the first time when I was like 7. Ive always loved reading and watching movies so seeing The Neverending Story for the first time I felt SEEN. Like I don't know how to explain how much books mean to me to other people that don't really read besides that movie. Like you just wish and want (sometimes desperately) to be a part of the worlds you watch, read, and dream and it FUCKING SUCKS that you can't. But seeing The Neverending Story and seeing him cry, laugh, and just enjoy the shit out of that book is how it feels a lot of the time for me. So seeing Labyrinth it literally gave me the same vibe. And the ending is what made me cry. Them saying goodbye to her and her saying she does need them HIT HARD. I was like ohhh yeah this shit hurts. I was like man I feel that and I've felt it several times for even things outside of reading that cause me to read sometimes.

So yeah, Labyrinth altered my brain chemistry apart from the fantastical story but for the feelings it made me feel and just... I honestly don't know. It just tickled my brain the right way.

Also side note, but like Jareth didn't really come out in the movie but when he gave her that dancing vision I was like hmmm idk how I feel bout this. I was like man, why do I low-key wanna be in that position. It reminded me of the ballroom dance scene from Van Helsing but different also (which altered my brain chemistry too. I seriously have a type, or several). Then the line I Can't live within you in his song, had me low-key kinda sad not about them but like the way he said it replicates like that feeling of longing and want for someone and even for being in a world you dream of. I know that's not what the song meant but that's what I felt in that moment. And him saying he'd give her anything she wants im like damn, biting my fist rn. Id have folded if he could promise to not hurt my brother 💀💀.

Anyways, sorry for my long ass rant. The movie was too good to not talk about. I just ahhhhh. I love it. Also if anyone hasn't seen Inkheart, I'd recommend it. It's definitely not the same style of movie, but it also has that book magic action type feel like Journey to the Center of the Earth. Saw Inkheart the other day too and I am OBSESSED.

[onelocket]

✎ 𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍 / bsd smau

Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN!Reader

chapter 1, act iv. - what a misfortune,

SYNOPSIS -- right after that sudden rescript ranpo gave you, something… unpleasant happens. (long written part ahead)

highly suggested to click here for summary of this smau first

chuuya’s pov (left to right)

You weren’t sure of what happened either.

As seconds of Ranpo’s sudden declaration of you being some sort of.. masterpiece, lay on the ears of others, so did their eyes on you. It formed tension and fear down your mind and throat, and it doesn’t help that Sigma was being quiet right now too.

Yet only confluences of the most mischievous would even guess what happened next as you hear a harsh sound scratch the floor.

Your head turns immediately to the source, your eyes widening as they deceive it.

The bookshelf beside you and Sigma. It didn’t seem to filled of books - if anything, it could be the least packed shelf out of what you’ve currently seen in this library.

However, the way it was seemingly getting a little… too close from you the longer you dare to stare, as if it was falling… did somebody push it? It was impossible to think you were just imaging things.

You try to get Sigma’s attention by squeezing his hand, yet even he seemed too intimidated by the stare Ranpo gave. What - was Ranpo not seeing the falling bookshelf?

But before you even get time to get you and Sigma off of your spot, the scenario falls victory between you and him.

…All you can be certain of right now is how it felt.

Painful. Really fucking painful.

"What a shame, your injures look as if you just tripped for being clumsy." Yosano, who was tending your more… harsh scratches, hummed out, in that voice so graceful yet also held some tone of jest as if trying to joke her words.

But, not only has Atsushi mentioned it to you; you’ve heard about Yosano a lot of times, aware she seemed to… think oddly at the sight of pain from others,

"So I don’t know if I like that coming from you." Your mind spoke, not wanting to directly insult the undeniably beautiful lady in front of you.

"Who knew our bookshelves were getting old?" Ranpo joined, leaning forward as he sat rather lazily on the chair facing your infirmary bed.

His chest was pressed on the top rail, words coming out lightly muffled as he sucked on a pink lollipop. You turn your eyes away, silent.

The corners of your eyes saw Sigma, foreheads creased into lines as he fights back the noise of discomfort once the nurse tightly wraps his arm with a bandage.

Sigma was in front of you when the incident happened. He was trying to protect you from the two people you were now being a plaything to.

Sigma may have failed, but you can’t stop that banging stab of guilt seeing his current state. His whole arm had to be covered in that ugly bandage wrap, one cheek having a visible scratch.

You thanked the heavens the bookshelf didn’t have much books on it - even if it was strange. Something was surely up.

How on earth did the bookshelf even fall in the first place? And more specifically - why to you and Sigma? Why right on cue after Ranpo’s ‘grand speech’?

And for what you can not just get over - what did he mean by you’re the masterpiece? You just got here, for heavens sake.

You didn’t even want to know what was blowing on twitter right now. Neither did you want to see Atsushi’s concerned texts - more than a hundred percent sure he was already updated on it.

You’ll get to that later, right now though…

"Yeah.. mister president, I can’t wait to hear the replies you’ll give to our school principal later on." Yosano sighed out rather dramatically, finally moving her hands away from your arm as you almost defensively pull it back to your chest.

Yosano seemed to notice but payed no mind, facing back at Ranpo who’s face was all the same; eyes shut, mouth busy with eating that lollipop. He didn’t even seem concerned one bit. Hell - he was only really here because Yosano insisted him. "What? It’s not my fault an object I couldn’t control just suddenly tripped over!"

"Even when it seemingly was on cue?"

"At least show some decency to a new student, you hear?" Yosano scoffed sarcastically, standing up from her seat. "For their first day, you sure got them in trouble. Even with that Sigma boy."

"Don’t call me that." Sigma replied quick.

"Didn’t know you and Sigma were close!" Ranpo hums the mock with a smirk, lifting himself up from the chair with a foot on it. The nurse scolded, "President Ranpo, I told you not to put your foot there every time!" making the said president fake a whine and put the foot down.

All this noise really made you uneasy.

With so many questions in your head - contradicted by a voice that just didn’t want to come out and speak right now… you felt trapped within a school you thought would treat you more differently.

This was a different you didn’t like.

But not even the nurse did anything to stop it.

If only something or somebody could shut them up right now…

"Pardon me," A masculine voice snaps both Yosano and Ranpo’s alternating talk and your head back to reality, eyes immediate to face forward as they move to where the voice originated.

You quickly see a tall figure that walks in those open infirmary doors, his knuckles even giving time to knock on it as he spoke those words. His hair was a long black, his frame and sight was quick to catch you right at that. He -

"Dostoevsky?" The nurse replied, head turning over to him.

was.. "Dostoevsky, huh?"

Albeit you didn’t see, you heard Sigma’s bed give a ruffling noise, as well as a faint gasp your ears failed to further care of. Was he just surprised as you were?

Even so, you were sure your and his reasons were drastically different as your eyes never leave the new sight.

"Good morning." You see Dostoevsky’s lips curve a small smile, yet your view was being partly blocked by Yosano as she turned around to face him too.

You wanted to tilt, "I’m looking for a newly transferred student named (Name) (Last Name)," but found your body frozen.

You find your shoulders stiffen at the way how his voice called out your full name, the whole infirmary waiting for a continuation as he moved a step closer to the room, eyeing you immediately as if he knew you were there all along.

Wait.

Stop, everything’s going too fast all the sudden…

As if within his instruction, you were barely able see Ranpo gently tugging Yosano’s sleeve, making her step back for you and Dostoevsky to have a full view of one another.

His smile formed mannerly.

Your eyes widen at him, while his focused on you.

"I see your injuries aren’t fatal. Might you be available… privately?"

a/n, i’m sorry for my long inactivity.. being one of the two last acts of ch1, whole list of ch2 is now updated on the main post of this silly smau. :)

previous - act iii. masterpiece

next - act v. blame it on those from above

taglist - @iruc @rabioa @stuffeddeer @nijirosz ♡ ～('▽^人)

[jolivira]

DW POSITIVITY DRIVE

in case you havent seen it, theres this initiative going around by taka to share stuff we love about doctor who!

so heres my list of stuff, in no particular order:

thasmin

I could write for hours about how important thasmin is to me but to spare all of you I wanted to focus on how the ship happened on the show, how chibbs, mandip and jodie saw our love for the characters and how much we related to them and decided to make it happen for us! and ended up gaving us one of the most beautiful wlw storylines ever

series 5

the whole crack in the wall plot is so well written and so mysterious and fun, honestly for me s5 is a capsule of everything good in doctor who! I loooove the fairytale/peter pan storyline sprinkled through amy's character, the humour, the episodes, river coming back, thE VAN GOGH EPISODE????

the van gogh episode

(I thought it deserved its own topic thingy because its that good)

PRAXEUS

its such a good episode, the visuals are stunning, the character parallels are great, the humour is good, it has so many iconic lines ("did she say brains" "thats why you smell like a dead bird" "Im a sucker for a scientist"), DID I MENTION BRAZILIAN QUEEN GABRIELA SPEAKING PORTUGUESE, the episode also takes advantage of the tardis potential and we go to new places outside europe/north america, gay kiss, its just such a good episodeeeeeee

him

missy what a beautifully complex character... sillyness combined with terrifying seriousness, danger, unpredictability and tragedy, with a potential for good just under the surface. basically I really like her and I will defend her to the end of times

yasmin khan god where do I even start. I think yaz has one of the most beautiful character arcs Ive ever seen, subtle and gentle, just like her. yaz is a character that at first glance people dont really get, and youre not supposed to, slowly she grows inside of you, opens up and develops. her journey from struggling with bullying and mental health issues, to desperately looking for something important to do and then meeting the doctor, falling in love with her, repressing her feelings to then finally come to terms with it and love her life like she never thought possible before (I need to stop here otherwise Im gonna bawl my eyes out) ((but you get the gist))

just any time the doctor speaks/pretends to speak with animals, aliens that dont speak english or babies, thats my shit right there

coatless 13 in the magenta shirt (I love her so much)

anytime the doctor Fixes or Builds Things and they are surrounded with steampunk tools and helmets and shit, like yes little nerd go make something explode

this one is a bit of a cheat cause its not about the show itself! but I just wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who creates stuff as well as supports stuff being made here in the fandom! in special I wanted to thank fanfic writers yall are fucking incredible and those masterpieces have helped me a ton, they also truly inspire me, so yeah keep on being amazing!!

I think that's all for now at least, and if you reached the end of this enormous post make sure to make your own, go go go!

[textmel8r]

i don’t think i’ve ever been as obsessed with smth as tokyo ghoul… (i got a tg reference tattoo 😭) but my only thing with it is how fucking wank the animation is in comparison to the manga art. like bro… the manga is a literal masterpiece

i was soooooo fucking obsessed with tokyo ghoul back in like 2018-ish?? like that was MY death note😩😩it’s such a shame that fandoms die out so quick bro the amino used to be POPPINGGG LMFAO. and yeah, i don’t read the manga but ive seen the iconic panels and the anime is so buns compared to them

[fipindustries]

btw finished full metal alchemist

yeah, i mean there isnt much i can say that hasnt been said before, it IS a really good fucking anime, probably one of the best.

there were like maybe one or two stumbles right at the very end where it was a bit frustrating that no matter everything the heroes tried the bad guys plan just worked like it was supposed to without a hitch, but on the other hand everything the heroes did during the show contributed to the bad guy being defeated after they won, so thats cool.

the other little problem is that a lot of the solutions the heroes pulled depended a lot on cool alchemic tricks and loopholes which i wasnt able to entirely follow, the magic system of this world is not hard enough for me to feel like the manuevers they did made total sense, like ok, sure, i guess alchemy can do that, i supposed it was never explicitly said that it couldnt. im just not super comfortable with a story when incredibly important and pivotal moments hinge entirely on what can be done within a system that hasnt been thoroughly and rigidly defined. it skirts suspiciously close, narrative wise, to pulling things out of your ass.

maybe ive just been spoiled by sanderson, i dunno.

regardless. this is a beautiful story, filled to brims with the most endearing, lovable ensemble cast of characters ever put to screen. they are all beautiful special babies, even the villains, even the secondary and tertiary characters. there is such a palpable love for humanity in this story and its shown in the lovingly empathetic and humane way that every single character, no matter how righteous or how vile, is shown. this feels like the work of a kind loving god who just wants to gush about their creations. this is a mom proud of her babies. yes, even the naughty ones can be endearing.

(i want to make a quick aside to say this is, bar none, the platinum standard for a female cast, this show has women the likes of which you havent seen before, SPECIALLY in anime, there is no woman who isnt a queen here, who isnt serving cunt 24/7, who isnt sliving, like contrapoints would say. top notch ladies, incomparable, perfection, it cant be done better than this, dont even try, cheffs kiss)

its super engaging how the plot never stops moving forwards, how everyone is sharing information with everyone else immediatly, how there are no plot contraivances, everything flows so organically. it feels both loose and tight. its emotional and profound and thrilling and touching and epic.

im sad that i didnt get to see this sooner, i feel that this would have hit me so much harder at a more impresionable age, maybe before worm or unsong or terra ignota, when i wasnt used to coming across masterpieces that attempted things like this at this scale, this well excecuted.

8/10

[growling]

Soooo while I was gone and practicing self care with cheating in minceraft, attempting to domesticate my 7 evil alterhuman awakenings and watching my little medias (and failing miserably by occasionally checking some tumble blogs from my burner and getting exposed to the most radioactive levels of transandrophobia ive ever seen but whatever), one of which included Nimona (twas good), I also happened to get into something I was curious (also the thing gorge the monkey was) about from a little while............. none other than the internet infamous Hazbin Hotel *creepy lightning accentuates my words and horror music starts playing, the audience gasps and shits themselves in shock*

Initially I wasn't interested at like, at all in whatever the series was, same with helluva boss or something something vivziepop brand youtube sparkledog show. Not for any particular reason I just don't tend to watch pilots of series that may not even start you know. I don't know when the actual first season got picked up by a studio and finished precisely but somewhere recently I think? Anyway, everybody and their mom absolutely hated it from the start. You cannot escape the sheer amount of negative attention wasbeen motel gathered, it became the net's biggest punching bag like, right after steven universe whatever you do you can never top the steven universe hate i dare you to find a campaign more unhinged that whatever went on in the 2018s-or-so. And something always seemed..... Off?? About the criticisms I've been seeing on this series. Like it's just "it's BADDDD *spooky music starts playing* Vivziepop draaaamaaaaa.... *jumpscare*" or complaints about Poison being insensitive towards sa victims or whatever. I'll be clear I do NOT trust extreme HH haters for the most part, they give off huge anti-su folk vibes. But after seeing like, a multitude of hazbin/vivziepop related posts on mutual catgirl-catboy's (hey :7) blog, mainly about the Poison part? Well let's jus say I got intrigued said "fuck that, I'm already a warrior cat fan what's more bad media gonna harm me anymore", pirated it because I wanna continue my epic grind of never paying for anything in my life still, and....

(Now I do not know who this Vivienne Medrano entity is nor do I care to know. Everything I have heard about her was fucking unhinged for a vast spectrum of reasons and completely against my will. I will not be getting into the Vivziepop discourse iceberg I do not know this woman do not drag me into this I'm BEGGING you)

.... It's. It's literally just a show. Sgsgjjesxhadj??? Like it's not a masterpiece, it's rushed as hell (heh) but that's just what happens when you get entire 8 episodes to work with for the whole first season, but it's not like... Bad? It didn't kill my grandma or anything. It's just a show guys.... It's just some silly series........ It was honestly pretty enjoyable, I thought It was good, like, I think it's gonna rotate in my mind like a rotisserie chicken for a WHILE. Really scratched The Itch it's been lodged in my brain like a parasite lately please help me. Mainly because of the fucking songs even if the plot is a bit ueh hih uuh, soundtrack delivered. Hazbin soundtrack save me. Save me Hazbin soundtrack. Cannot go a second in my day while some song aint always playing in the back of my mind. Yeah I'm a hasbeen fan now this is my hell show enthusiast coming out post..... Anybody here want to talk about it any followers/mutuals up to sophiscated discussions about hazbin. Anybody want to ask me about how why transmasc Alastor would actually make sense AND slay I've thought about this very thoughtfully actually in my thoughts

[crows-heart]

i know this is abrupt and wild but GENLOSS?? I NEED TO TALK ABT THIS

CW GENLOSS SPOILERS, MENTIONS OF DEATH, BIG INFODUMP TIME (most if not all of this is without proper spelling or grammar, and in caps :)

(for the ppl who followed me for wh content IM SORRY VERY SORRY IVE BEEN SICK AND OVERWORKED IM GOIJGNTO WORK ON IT SOON) (ALSO ILL PROBAVLY MAYBE WEITE GENLOSS STUFF??)

FIRST OFF, LOVED THE EPISODES

the acting was amazing, especially ranboos seeing as in the first episode they literally got injured bc of a wire, AND THE FINAL SCENE?? had me crying bro i did not expect my streamer to be begging for death!! nikis crying in episode two was also MARVELOUS

ALSO HE HAD A CHANCE TO LIVE WHEN I FOUND OUT (the behind the scenes gl account said that there was an actual live option!) GUT ABSOLUTELY WRENCHING (like patient charlie!! too soon?)

WHEN THE VOTE ENEED AND THE BOX CLOSED, THEY SIDNT DIE IMMEDIATELY. YOU CAN SEE THEM FUCKING TWITCH JUST A BIT AND SECONDS LATER THEY GO LIMP

seeing him crying for us to let him live, then to let him die, and the pure fucking emotions you can hear in their voice AND THAT YOU CAN SEE

the point in episode two when sneeg FIGURED OUT WHAG WAS HAPPENEINF AND ALMOST ESCAPED JSUT TO BECOME PART OF THR MACHINE MY JAW WAS ON. THE. FLOOR. AND WHEN NIKI DIED? THEN VINNY(??) DIED?? THEN IT WAS ETHAN (i believe that was the first blood that’s wasn’t a “glitch”!! AND ENDING IT WITH SNEEG AND AUSTIN GETTING CRUSHED

I DID NOT TRUST THE HUTCH GUY (?? the hacker dude??) THE WAY THEY REFUSED TO LET RANBOO JUST ESCAPE AND THEN WAS ALL LIKE “oh they’re safe!! yeah the weird spaghetti ennard wire monster that is actively trying to get you won’t!! and neither will the security “people” who are just standing there!! why are you shutting the door you’re fine!!” PLUS THEY REFUSED TO ANSWER ANY OF RANBOOS WUESTIONS ABT STUFF LIKE HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE YADADA

RANBOO WAS TAPPING SOS IN BOTH EPISODE ONE AND TWO (AT LEAST ONCE FROM WHAT IVE SEEN)

IN EPISODE 1 WHEN HE WAS LAYING DOWN ON THE COUCH (i believe from intermission?) THEY WERE TAPPING IT ON THE SIDE OF THE COUCH

ALSO, IN EPISODE 2 IN THE FASHION ROOM WHEN I THINK THEY WERE TURNED AROUND FOR THE SECOND TIME, HES STANDING NEXT TO ETHAN NAD THEYRE ZONING OUT TAPPING IT, THEN THEIR HAND STOPS HIM. ???

i truly believe that the bow from the exit to reveal (whom we thought was dead) hutch was cinematic. absolutely disgusting to know that i was right abt my feeling abt them, but it was still a great twist.

I HAVE NOT TALKED MUCH ABT EPISODE ONE OH

the painting? that’s in charlies room?? he’s able to put his fingers together, unlike the demon charlie earlier when ranboo was making food. my thought was that it was charlie before he got turned into the slime demon, but now idk what to make of it

CHARLIE WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGSTTI!!

I LOVE THAT DEMON CHARLIE WAS STILL ALIVE IN THE RAG THE ENTIRE TIME HE JUST DIDNT SAY A WORD

ALSORHAY IT WAS SPECIFICALLY CHRISTIAN HELL

WHENEVER RANBOO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL I WOULD JS STARE AT HIM ONCE I WAVED I WAS JS LIKE “hello!! i am not trying to murder you!!”

ALSO THIS ONE IMAGE FROM THE TEASER STUFF

LOOK FAMILIAR??

AFTER I WATCHED IT I LOOKED AT THIS SCENE AND WAS JUST LIKE "this is very familiar. OH WAIT-"

THERES NOT MUCH ELSE FOR ME TO SAY (if there is i’ll make another post :) EXECPT FOR RANBOO

IF YOU ARE IN FACT, READING THIS (if so, hello :) but also) SCREW YOU /j AND THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE ABT GENLOSS (i can guarantee you it’s becoming a new hyperfixstion ppls help me)

anyways i have no more slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime i mean slime-

[nemesyaaa]

TIIIME TO READ THIS LDZOOEOZKE

OMGGG THE MASSIVE CRUSH IVE HAD WHILE READING THIS IS CRAZY, LIKE WTF BUNNY. YOU THINK IT'S LEGAL TO PUT THAT WONDERFUL SMUT ON TUMBLR, MAKE ALL THE READERS HORNIES AND INSANES ?? THIS WAS SO HOT. NO BC THIS BRAT!READER, AND THIS POSSESSIVE!RAFE, YALL I CAN'T TAKE IT, I REPEAT, I CANT TAKE IT

KDKZKDKE THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE. WHY SO UNDERRATED ??? WE SHOULD BE AT THE AUTHOR'S KNEES

me everytime you post something (lord have mercy)

““Yeah? If I don’t own you then why is your fuckin’ pussy suckin’ me in like a vice grip every time I slap you across your pretty little face then, huh? Looks like she knows who she belongs to.” Rafe pulls out until only his tip is still inside you before slamming back into you with breathtaking force. “Say it.” » let.me shoot myself, this is so good, need an emergency

“ “You sure about that?” He pushes himself up on his knees, his thrusts falter for a mere moment before he’s fucking you rougher and deeper than before. “Cause I’m pretty sure I’ve told you multiple times nobody grips my dick like this tight, wet cunt. What if I said I fuckin’ think about you every time, huh?” » need a part2, need to breathe again

«“Oh god, fuck! Daddy, I’m - fuck - I’m gonna fuckin’ cum.” Your words are slurred from pleasure and his large fingers still occupying your mouth, drool drips down your down and you’re so wet that your juices are coating both of your thighs. You feel white hot pleasure shoot through you as your orgasm washes over you, making you practically see stars. » THIS PARAGRAPH 🤯🤯🥵🥵🥵‼️

« “Say it, Rafe, tell me your cock is mine and I’ll let you fill my pussy deep with your cum. Say it or I’ll stop.” It’s your turn to grab onto his jaw as you bounce on his cock like a little fucking bunny rabbit, with a fire in your eyes he’s never seen before. He swears he could bust right fucking now. “I can tell you’re about to cum. Tell me who owns this cock, now.” »

somebody need to sedate me, bc I'M NOT normal after this

Say It

(Rafe Cameron x Reader)

Summary: You and Rafe both want to make your relationship official, but neither of you want to say it out loud. WK: 1.2k

Warnings: Unprotected sex, choking, possessiveness, jealously, face slapping, daddy kink, breeding kink, degradation, switch!Rafe & Switch!Reader 18+MNDI!!

“Fuckin’ say it.” One of Rafe’s large hands has your chin pinched between his thumb and pointer finger while the other is buried in your hair, tugging on it to force you to look into his eyes. His face is inches from yours, blue eyes almost black from how wide his pupils are blown out, the look in them feral. He’s got you on your back with your knees hiked over his shoulders while he plunges his dick deep into your wet cunt, over and over again. When you don’t respond he lets out a low growl, releasing his grip on your chin to slap you across the face. “I said tell me who owns this fuckin’ pussy, slut.”

“Not you.” You smirk at him as you let the words slip from your mouth matter of factly. You let out a scoff that turns into a moan when he slaps you again.

“Yeah? If I don’t own you then why is your fuckin’ pussy suckin’ me in like a vice grip every time I slap you across your pretty little face then, huh? Looks like she knows who she belongs to.” Rafe pulls out until only his tip is still inside you before slamming back into you with breathtaking force. “Say it.”

“Fuck.” Your eyes roll back and a loud moan rips through you, much to your chagrin. You hate that even when Rafe was pissing you off he still fucks you so good it make your head spin. “You didn’t seem so concerned about my pussy when you were balls deep in some other bitch two days ago.”

“You sure about that?” He pushes himself up on his knees, his thrusts falter for a mere moment before he’s fucking you rougher and deeper than before. “Cause I’m pretty sure I’ve told you multiple times nobody grips my dick like this tight, wet cunt. What if I said I fuckin’ think about you every time, huh?”

“Oh fuuuckkingshit - don’t bull - shit - don’t bullshit me, you probably say that to all of your hoes.” He pulls out to the tip before slamming his hips against yours again, repeating the action over and over again, the sound of your hips smacking together and the squelching of your pussy filling the room.

“God, shut the fuck up, aight? ‘My pussy belongs to you daddy’ are the only words I wanna hear come out of that pretty little mouth.” He grips onto your chin again, squeezing your cheeks together so hard it almost hurts as he shakes your head slowly side to side. He pushes his hips flush against yours, stopping his thrusts all together. “Say it and I’ll make you cum on my cock.”

“Why don’t you shut the fuck up and just make me cum? It’s not that deep -“ you feel him start to pull out of you and you can tell by the smirk on his face that he’s going to stop fucking you if you don’t just tell him aloud what you both already know is true. “Ugh! Fine!”

“Fine what, huh?” Rafe leans down so his face is inches from yours that is still grasped tightly in his hand as he rolls his hips against you. It sends your eyes rolling in the back of your head but he’s not having any of that. He taps your cheek roughly with his free hand until your eyes meet his again. “Fuckin’ look at me. Whose fuckin’ pussy is this?”

“It’s yours, okay!? It’s yours, daddy! Now please just fuck me I’m -“ your words are cut short when Rafe pushes him self up, throwing your legs back over his shoulders before he continues to fuck you with in an inch of your life. “Oh fuuuuck.”

“Yeah, that’s right, this daddy’s fuckin’ pussy, you’re fuckin’ mine.” Rafe growls as he brings his hand up to your mouth, shoving it between your lips before hooking two fingers on the inside of your teeth. He tilts his head down to let a glob of spit drop from his tongue onto your already slippery bud. His free thumb snakes between you to rub quick circles on it and it has you clenching around him.

“Oh god, fuck! Daddy, I’m - fuck - I’m gonna fuckin’ cum.” Your words are slurred from pleasure and his large fingers still occupying your mouth, drool drips down your down and you’re so wet that your juices are coating both of your thighs. You feel white hot pleasure shoot through you as your orgasm washes over you, making you practically see stars.

“Good fuckin’ girl. Cum for me, fuckin’ give it to me. Cream all over my cock baby.” He fucks you through it and once you feel yourself start to come down you hook your legs around him and use what little strength you have left to flip him onto his back with you strandling him.

“Now, whose fucking dick is this then? Since you wanna be all cocky.” You smirk down at him grabbing onto his shaft that just barely slipped out of you, you run his head through your folds before slamming down on his cock. You don’t give him a second to think before you’re riding him hard and fast. Your tits bouncing deliciously above him.

“Goddamn baby, you’re so fuckin’ fine, shit.” Rafe’s hands grip onto your ass for purchase as he leans back and lets you take him for all he’s worth. Your pointed nails are digging into his chest so deeply that he feels like you might break the skin but god does it feel good. He feels himself start to get lost in pleasure before he’s snapped out of it by your hand landing a harsh smack on his cheek. “Fuck.”

“Say it, Rafe, tell me your cock is mine and I’ll let you fill my pussy deep with your cum. Say it or I’ll stop.” It’s your turn to grab onto his jaw as you bounce on his cock like a little fucking bunny rabbit, with a fire in your eyes he’s never seen before. He swears he could bust right fucking now. “I can tell you’re about to cum. Tell me who owns this cock, now.”

“Fuck, baby, you. You’ve always had me, aight?”

“That’s what I fucking thought.” You give him a Cheshire smile before leaning back to rest your hands on his thighs giving him a perfect view of your pussy swallowing his cock whole over and over again. “You wanna fill me up, daddy? Breed my little pussy? Go ahead. It’s yours after all.”

“Oh fuckinshit - fuck, you’re such a good fuckin’ girl, bouncing on my cock so good. I’m gonna fuck this god damn pussy full. Knock you up so everyone really knows who owns this fuckin’ cock.” He’s drunk on your pussy by the time you feel his cock start to twitch before you feel him start to spill inside of you. That combined with his filthy words has you cumming right along with him. Once you both come down from your highs your body falls limp against his as you both pant, trying to catch your breath.

“You’re a fuckin’ brat, you know that?” Rafe chuckles as he lets his fingertips mindlessly caress the skin of your back.

“Yeah? And you’re kind of a fuckin’ dick.” You snort, resting your chin on his chest so you can glance up at him.

“Yeah? I’m your dick though.” You both start busting up laughing at that before you’re tilting your head enough to latch your lips onto his in probably the most tender kiss the two of you have shared.

“And I guess, I’m you’re brat.”

Divider is by @strangergraphics

[theoxenfree]

heyheyyyy i absolutely adore your writing and i've read thru pretty much everything on your masterlist at least twice whoops,, (a few of your links don't work tho, just thought to let ya know! not that that stopped me lmaoooo) honestly i think you've honed your craft rlly well and it shows! settings and characterization never miss, neither do the interesting storylines or impressive and immersive worldbuilding. it's sad to see your works don't get the reach they should. :( entirely up to you but i rlly recommend you should check out the #yandereoc community, and explore using some of those tags maybe. folks over there would adore what you write, and i reckon you could branch your writing out to a similar niche that goes hand in hand with the monsterfucking community. (lots of overlapping blogs already) that aside, i hope you keep writing because you've truly captured me! opaque was a masterpiece that made me feel really sad, and the worldbuilding (descriptions of the cyberpunk-esque city and society) blew me away. montague was a fav as well, with how seductive and casually cruel he felt. and the scholar husband??? wow a classic fantasy executed so well, truly. something about the swirling darkness had me clawing at my walls btw. totally normal about it. yep. totally. thanks for doing what you do + have a lovely day <3 - 🌈

heya! first off: I'll definitely check those links shortly when I get some downtime, but it may because most of the pieces listed don't have stories to them yet. they're just there as placeholders under actual pieces are done.

but, nonetheless, I'll go through them and check it out to make sure I didn't goof the links somewhere at some point 💕

second: ive thought about applying the yandereoc tag to try to expand my reach, but I'm not entirely sure if that is a niche that I exactly fall into. with some of my stories, absolutely: montague from blood catalase, father shaw from a flesh sin, possessed!husband from imposter—but not everything I write does fall into that, y'know? I'll probably tack those on as an additional attempt tho! thank you for the suggestion!

as for the reach, I knew that starting an OC x reader blog wasn't going to have much reach at all most of the time.

I knew feedback would pretty much be shit unless the right people came along to reblog (which it's garbage smaller blogs like me have to rely on that to get seen).

I'm grateful to have a handful of my very kind, supportive moots from my fandom days who still follow me here and my writing and leave me feedback and talk to me to help me as best they can.

also grateful to a lot of new moots and folks who follow who have been amazingly supportive and share their thoughts and such 💕💕💕

but, yeah, I kinda knew my stuff wouldn't reach very far which is why I don't get up in arms about it anymore. but, which is why I am aggressively in the fucking tags bc I don't deal well with being swept under the rug lmao

as for the feedback on my other stuff, thank you SO MUCH!! I'm always so glad to hear that people like stories like opaque and blood catalase bc those projects take me months of hard work and losing my fucking mind.

"casually cruel" is such a good way to describe montague too, lmao that's CRAZY 💀💀

the swirling darkness had me going feral writing to, believe you me.

I appreciate you tremendously for leaving me this ask and sharing your thoughts. like, comments like this absolutely make all my efforts and time put into my work absolutely worth it. and it reminds me why I love writing as much as I do

I still have a long way to go as a writer, a lot more I can learn and hone and improve. but, these sorts of messages let me know I'm going the right away 💕💕🫂🫂

[ridgeworld2006]

A VERY RIDGEWAY HALLOWEEN 1: THE BRIEF ONES

DAY 1- Firestarter: "it was mid but the ending was cool and the soundtrack fuckt" DAY 2- Prince of Darkness: "great buildup but the climax stinks. Lots of nice ideas in it though and a great soundtrack again" Day 6- Talk To Me: "the plot was kinda shit but the scares were nice and sickening, just the way i like em" Day 8- Videodrome: "super fucking weird but still actually really good. Wasn't too sure about it in the beginning but was sold by the end. Good body horror as well but i'd encourage anyone giving it a watch to look further than just that" Day 9- You Are Not My Mother: "mixed but fairly positive feelings. Horror was good and I liked the central concept as well as the lesbian love story, but the 'main' bully was SO over the top that anything involving her was hard to take seriously. The very end also felt a little pointless and slapped on." Day 15- Brain Damage: "an okay "so bad it's good" movie but nothing more" (i am SO full of shit for this... how can you see the blowjob scene and not recognize a masterpiece) Day 19- The Blob: ""What's ten million dead if it's keeping out the Russians?" SURPRISINGLY good! brian is hawt and actually CORRECT and hes never framed as being a dick for it AND him and meg DONT EVEN KISS AT THE END!!! IT'S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!!" Day 20- Motel Hell: "it was bad" (fucking duh idiot) "but in a "so bad it's good" way." (fucking duh idiot) "chainsaw duel whips ass" Day 22- Candyman: "holy shit this was good. Definitely another one that deserves another watchthrough to properly digest everything, and the horror is perfect along with the incredible soundtrack. feel the ending may be a little bit questionable but not really my place to say for sure i suppose" (ok... lol) Day 22 (again, making up for 21)- Candyman (2021): "This one felt more straightforward thematically (at least to me) and lines up startlingly well with some ideas i've been playing with myself. Not so much scary or disturbing like the original was, but what it lacks there it makes up for in being morbidly fascinating instead." Day 23- An American Werewolf in London: "late to add my commentary but it's not very good but is at least funny." (POST-MORTEM CLARIFICATION: THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING "SO-BAD-ITS-GOOD") "Every line is like this: David: fuck... i can feel the werewolf coming inside me... whatserface: haha omg thats so crazy. ur so hot btw" Day 26- Puppet Master: "I was told the first one was good. i was lied to" Day 27- The Lighthouse: "another movie i should rewatch sometime to give it a deeper look. the first time a psychological thriller actually felt like a thriller to me lol. also the oceanic horror did it a hundred times better than lovecrafts dumb ass ever did just by having restraint" Day 29- The Wicker Man: "this is the best worst movie i've ever watched, hands down. it takes itself so seriously but is the goofiest fuckin shit ive ever seen put to screen. this movie definitely left its target audience cuz i was rooting for the townspeople the entire time. like yeah id do that too if i had to deal with this dude for an hour and 40 minutes" Day 31- FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S... "watched with friends, as expected it was bad but funny bad until the end where it got so stupid it actually made me mad. also i shit you not the credits music was the fnaf 1 song"

[hwanchaesong]

ok im abt to give u the best reactions ever !!! and this is the first time i ever do smth like this off anon so well ,, here we go reading the first masterpiece

“That's what everyone thought, if they want to talk to you, they just have to look for Jungwon and bam! You'll be right there as well. It was a common notion for you two to be inseparable, a matching set, the missing puzzle pieces that completes the picture.” that’s actually so cute what the 😭 matching set 🥹

“No.” what do u know ?? omg that broke my heart and im barely js a few paragraphs in 😭

never knew tasting cheese could be so romantic… i hate cheese though🧌

DAYLIGHT . but daylight is legit ynwon coded . well at least will be (but its golden.. )

“Mr. Smartpants used the refrigerator to cast a glow in the darkness, and now he is right there, situated right where he used to be, meeting you face to face and you're lost” WE RE DANCING AROUND THE KITCHEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT SKSKDKLE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE OMG OMG ALL TOO WELL REFERENCE ????? kinda the whole vibe of this fic ngl

"I did. So fucking much that I asked your brother to set us up." you’re so real for that won

"Y/N, I do not imagine you in my future." that stings, that shit hurts to the point that tears begin welling up, then your eyes are wide open at his next words, "You are not in my future because you are the future. My future. Do you get it? I don't imagine. I, indubitably, want you to be at the center of it all." i got goosebumps omg i need a guy like this 😥

“This film is something you have seen before, except tonight,” I THINK IVE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE AND I DIDNT LIKE THE ENDING all these taylor references?? I LOVE IT OMG

oh wow. i cannot ??!/? express how much this fic means to me now idk IT LEGIT IS SO GOOD AND WELL WRITTEN I LOVE IT SM

it'S A BIG HONOR TO ME THAT YOU DID THIS W/O BEING AN ANON LIKE ?????? THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭

again, this means a lot to me. this is also my first time receiving this much feedback through an ask and i'm so happy about it 😔✊

this is my first time writing for enha and one of my worries is that it might not connect with the audience. i was re-reading the whole fic so many times to make sure that it has enough angst, fluff and all that 🥹

so, yeah. you're such an angel for doing this, legit shed a tear or two while reading your reaction 🙈

AND LEMME TELL U I AM IN MY TAYLOR SWIFT BRAIN ROT ERA. 🫠 SO IG THERE WILL BE A LOT OF REFERENCE TOWARDS HER FOR THE REMAINING FICS LMAO (i'm lit in love with u for noticing those easter eggs 🥺)

i am certainly baffled by how much you've made me giggle and smile like a teenager with a crush with only a few interactions. you're the boost of dopamine that i needed to continue writing—

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

episode 1 n 2 suck, theyre just generally super boring n stolas is one of the most unlikable characters ive ever seen? i would not mind if the show wasnt so insistent hes suddenly a cool guy, literally hed work perfectly if it wasnt constantly trying to convince you "we actually decided hes not bad anymore so feel bad for him" n his relationship w his daughter is also just.so bad.they want it to be "your dad fucks up sometimes" but literally weve had two episodes where shes in it at all n in both of them he fucks up so bad she runs off, it doesnt matter he was cute w her when she was a child octavias life is absolute misery bc both of her parents r insufferable get my girl OUT of there

episode 3 me n my friend watched by accident back when we were watching season 1 n its definitely miles better than the first two, ive noted this before but ignoring the super "eh" handling of SA in hazbin vivziepop is actually like.p good at depicting abuse.its uncomfortable in a "oh this is bad" way

episode 4 was.just a whole bunch of nothing.literally 20 minutes to establish nothing that cant be established in the future w a one liner.the definition of "what was any of that for".i dont even have anything to complain bc theres nothing worth the effort in it

episode 5 i will admit we skipped bc i commented i heard it was one of the most disliked ones n smth i heard abt second hand embarrassment humor in it n my friend Utterly Refused To Watch It so we just did a summary.if its actually a masterpiece of cinema im willing to take the blame for missing out for both of us

episode 6 was.actually i rly liked that one ! ignoring the insistence theres anything good between blitzo n stolas (bc yk.making a guy sleep w you so he wont lose his job n making unwanted advances for most of your screentime before the writer decided youre a good guy now is like.not an issue worth addressing if your childhood was sad n your wife hates you) it was just.it was nice it had heart blitzo n fizzs relationship was fun to watch improve n the action scenes had rly fun choreography, frankly not only the best helluva episode so far but also still one of the best episodes from HB n hazbin combined.just.i liked it! was such a good note to end our watch on

i had seen essentially everyone say the show loses its premise between seasons n yeah no it absolutely does.this isnt a show abt "smth happens while the funny demons r trying to kill someone" anymore its an intense romantic drama between two guys who should see the psychologist n stay 50 feet away from each other at all times n bc its so insistent that nooo its totally romantic !!! you dont even get like.some toxic yaoi tragedy stuff its just bad to watch

*lights up a cigarette* helluva season 2 is.i feel like im watching the rock bottom of the basement of the quality scale.

[kinstein-art]

legolas doodle from my last lotr rewatch 😉

[judeswhore]

I know you're not taking requests and I understand completely but am I okay on maybe just a suggestion for when they're open..?? Mase recording you reacting to all too well? Just laughing etc? I'm so sorry if Ive upset or offended you by asking this

i only have a few reqs left now bestie so thank u for this, it’s short and not really how i wanted it to go but i wasn’t sure how to write it, i hope it’s okay for u

fuck jake gyllenhaal - mason mount

“Hey, baby, do you know where- umph.” A pillow to the face had Mason stopping mid sentence, eyebrows drawing together in confusion at the fact he’d been whacked in the face before fully entering the bedroom.

“Shut up.” You were on the bed, duvet wrapped around you as you sat back against the headboard, your gaze locked on the TV opposite. Mason frowned even more at your tone, turning his head to see what you were watching but it was just a countdown screen.

“What are you doing?”

“All Too Well short film.” You weren’t even using full sentences, your eyes not even turning to your boyfriend even as he bounced down onto the end of the bed. “Mason, you better be quiet and not move while it’s on or you will be sleeping on the sofa.”

“Jesus, woman, is it really that important?”

“Yes it is. First of all, ten minute version which is a literal masterpiece and second of all, Dylan and Sadie.” Mason just stared blankly at you, his head propped up on his hand as he turned back to the screen which was about to start playing the video.

“You gonna cry like you did listening to the album?”

“I might. Who’re you to judge? Now be quiet.” He huffed and laid his head down on one of the throw pillows, pulling his phone out from the pocket of his joggers, grin forming on his face at the first little noise you let out. He peaked back at you to see that you had your chin resting against your bent knees and his heart gave a funny thump at how adorable you were.

It wasn’t until the scene with Sadie waiting celebrating her birthday that you spoke after screaming the lyrics, Mason’s phone turned towards you so he could record your reaction.

“Y’know what, fuck Jake Gyllenhaal. What an arsehole, why the fuck would he ruin her 21st like that. God, if I could punch him.” You were glaring at the TV, tears gathering in your eyes and Mason was sure he’d never seen you this worked up before. He kept the camera on you for the rest of the film, your emotions switching from anger to sadness, your cheeks flushed pink as you wiped beneath your eyes.

You weren’t even singing, you were shouting the lyrics and Mason was trying to smother his laughter in the pillow so you couldn’t hear him, his own eyes watering with the effort. He let you sit in silence for a few moments when it finished, watching you through his camera, biting into his cheek to keep his giggles at bay.

“Jake and his punchable face, I hope he cries himself to sleep every night and uses the scarf to wipe his tears.” Mason snorted, zooming in on your face to truly capture your face.

“I take it we hate Jake in this house?”

“Yeah we fucking do. Did you see the way he treated her? The scene where he dropped her hand while he was around everyone? Wanker, Mason.” You shook your head and reached for the remote, clicking replay as Mason ended his recording.

“What are you doing?”

“Watching it again. I need to experience the pain again.” He cocked his head slightly and then thumped you playfully with the pillow.

“Pretend that was me breaking your heart so you can experience it properly.” He rolled off the bed, throwing the pillow at your head as you huffed and glared at him.

“Where you going?”

“To play COD, imagine I just walked out and told you we’re over.” He flashed you a smile. “Text me when you love me again.”