#fuck tim drake all my homies hate tim drake

[nenehyuuchiha]

Tim Drake is DC Taylor Swift

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

EDIT: after bein explaimed to the affects lobotomy can have on someone, ill have to amend this post by sayin i would not lobotomize the joker. i would srill do SMTH, jus not like. . . this. makin this edit as i still agree w alot here aside from the lobotomy and vegetable comment(which have neen explained to me as ableist). also another reason for this edit is so others can see this w out me havin to take this down but also so i dont have to do major edits whilst half asleep 👍

ngl of i was Batman i woulda lobotomized the joker i,f he kill my son. fuck him, and fuck Superman! that mfer aint finna srop me

Supes: u cant kill the joker

me: ik that y ima lobotomize him, he killed my son. u think ima let him get away w that?

tbh i woulda lobotomized him the 2nd time he commited mass murder ngl, i ain fuckin round w thqt shit. Barbaras not gonna become disabled bc of him, Tim aint gonna become joker jr, amd Jason sure as hell aint finna die bc the jokers gonna become a fuckin vegetable when Dick is still Robin

ALSO i woulda gotten therapy the moment i realized i was fuckin up Dicks n i's relationship. i woulda offered him to join me in some family therapy n not do wut emotionally constipated Bruce "I am Vengence" Wayne did tf

[timblrdrake]

Who's Catalina? I heard ya on tha phone with bernie

oh. you weren’t supposed to hear that.. it’s not my place to say

she’s…

she’s a terrible person and she hurt your dad.

[shamelesstragedyenjoyer]

Chat, Euphoria (2024) by Kendrik Lamar is SO Jason Todd's and Duke Thomas's diss track to Tim Drake. Litteraly get a load of this;

The very first time I shot me a Drake, the homies had told me to aim it this way I didn't point down enough, today, I'll show you I learned from those mistakes.

Let me say I'm your biggest hater

I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress

We hate the bitches you fuck, 'cause they confuse themselves with real women

And notice, I said "we," it's not just me, I'm what the culture feelin'

When I see you stand by Sexyy Red, I believe you see two bad bitches You don't even like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with 'em

Have you ever walked your enemy down, like, with a poker face? Have you ever paid five hundred thou' ,like, to an open case? Well, I have [...] you just want the praise I hate when a bitch talks about guns, then somebody die They turn into nuns, then hop online, like "Pray for my city"

I'm knowin' they call you The Boy, wonder where is the man? 'Cause I ain't seen him yet. Matter fact, I ain't even bleed him yet, can I bleed him? Bet

I like Drake with the melodies, I don't like Drake when he act tough You gon' make a nigga bring back Puff, let me see if Chubbs really crash somethin' My first one's like my last one, it's a classic, you don't have one Let your core audience stomach that, then tell 'em where you get your abs from V12, it's a fast one, baow-baow-baow, last one Headshot for the year, you better walk around like Daft Punk

The crown is heavy I pray they my real friends, if not, I'm YNW Melly I don't like you poppin' shit at Big Red, for him, I inherit the beef Yeah, fuck all that pushin' P, let me see you push a T You better off spinnin' again on him, you think about pushin' ME

[oneofgothamsinsane]

I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH TIM-

I know his addiction first hand. He sat next to me throughout all of highschool, middleschool, and college.

He at least sleeps through free periods and english. He can tell me the date if I ask. He can tell you what month it is. I have an amazing feeling that you cannot.

Go. To. Sleep.

BMHC members, we meet on Tuesday next week at the BatBurger on Main.

We will be plotting pranks against the Furry, Exp; Stealing loose batarangs, hijacking the batmobile, and and turning Red Robin(YUM) to the dark side.

@super-powerd-gothamight

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Choice

by The_4am_Writer Jason was tired of feeling like a second choice after another fight with Bruce leads him directly into Joker's hands and leaves him bloody and broken the Batfamily and outlaws need to convince Jason that they really do love and care about him Words: 3569, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Leslie Thompkins, Roy Harper, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Bizarro, Koriand'r, Joker, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Selina Kyle, Kate Kane Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Miscommunication, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Jason Todd Needs Help, Dick Grayson Tries to Be a Good Older Sibling, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Hatred, the pit fucked up jason mental health, Jason Todd is Not Okay, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Roy Harper & Jason Todd are Best Friends, Roy Harper & Jason Todd Bromance, Minor Roy Harper/Jason Todd, the outlaws love Jason so much, Good Sibling Cassandra Cain, she loves her brothers so much, jason except her damn love, Platonic Cuddling, Blood and Injury, fuck joker all my homies hate joker, the bat family needs to get their shit together via https://ift.tt/1h3dCLY

[batarangsoundsdumb]

"dick grayson is gay",,,, okay wow, so you think a straight man can't fondle a guy's butt sometimes- can't kiss his best friend goodnight, can't suck a homie's dick?? heterophobia at its finest

[mooneehoodee]

i’ve been reading the 90s Robin comic and there’s this issue early on where Tim has to team up with Dick’s Robin for some reason

and it’s a really neat concept for a team-up but i just wish we could get something like that including Jason bc DC likes to pretend like little Jason was just grumpy and antisocial all the time even after Bruce took him in

[oneofgothamsinsane]

1

HELL YEAH FUCK LEX LOSER

2

Which Wayne were you friends with? Like- I knew 2. Jason Todd-Wayne (Loml, my bbg) and Tim Drake-Wayne(Bro needs sleep, i saw him mix a 5 hour energy, monster(Ultra Red AND Mean Bean Java), and coffee)

3

Bruce has paid off damn near the entire city’s student loans. He came over to one of my friend’s family restaurant(Dead God Gothams’, go eat there and order a bloody batman its rlly good), he had a joker jambalaya, $5 meal, and a Batwoman Brandy, $2. He tipped $100. the normal tip would be like$2-3, he tipped over 100%.

stan the poor little meow meow Bruce, if you raise your voice at me I’ll cry, wayne.

Some days I see the “lex Luther is spreading the homophobic message /pos” posts and I have to physically restrain my self from telling them that he literally had a biological child with super man

[forestlingincorporated]

OVER THE GODDAMN PHONE

[punchyfeeley]

Batfam folks y'all have been slacking

[mxrekai]

*deep breath*

Yknow what I’m just gonna say it,

 The favortism that Bruce and the DC writers show Damian compared to the others is fucking disgusting and REEKS. Tim knows it, Jason sure as HELL know it, and Dick knows doesn’t really give a fuck.

Don’t believe me? Okay, how about where Bruce assaults Jason to near death in RHATO #25? And doesn’t apologize and instead just tracks Jason down to justify it saying “oh! I did it because I love you!” Yet he can apologize to Damian for literally anything and everything.

Or how when Damian died Bruce wanted to go on a mission with Jason in Batman Vol 2 #20 and he was glad because he thought his dad wanted to spend time with him. WRONG. He just wanted to trigger him in hopes he remembers something and when Jason is obviously uncomfortable he… starts a fist fight with Jason and starts yelling about how he wants his son back? Sir this is a Wendy’s.

This ^ and all the other crazy things he did to bring Damian back left a bad taste in my mouth because I don’t recall him going to this length AT ALL to bring Jason back.

Cutting Jason’s throat in Under the Red Hood to save Joker of all people and leaving Jason to explode in a building.

 How the DC writers legit named the movie “Son of Batman” WHEN BRUCE HAS 3 ADOPTED BOYS AND A DAUGHTER??? I don’t remember Dick’s movie being named son of Batman? Or Tim’s, or Jason’s?

So where was Dick and Bruce’s rage when Damian was killing people? And attacking Tim who didn’t even do anything? Where was it huh? Oh wait! I know! It was non-existent.

I am so sick and tired of the way the writers and Bruce handle Bruce’s terrible parenting skills. It is so unsightly and toxic.

[autisticcassandracain]

DC Pride Special 2022 skimming for stories takeaways:

Fuck Devin Grayson, all my homies hate Devin Grayson

PRE-FLASHPOINT MISTER MIRACLE CANON TO THE CURRENT TIMELINE

Big Barda and Nubia friends :D

Jackson story REALLY GOOD I love Ha’wea’s family and I think it was a really good move to have Ha’wea and Jackson bond in New Mexico. Has pacing issues but I don’t care I love it

Jo’s story is def the most technically competent I read! Really love the Noir approach to it, I enjoy Jo as a private eye, the way it built on Far Sector was great, the story was short but pretty strong imo, and I enjoyed the use of colour a lot!! 10/10 rlly

Tim Drake sure exists

[fantastic-nonsense]

So here's the thing (well...three things):

One, that coffee panel is one of approximately 3-4 times across the entirety of Tim's appearances that we've seen him buy and/or drink coffee on panel. This is, mind you, despite Tim having a 183-issue solo series as Robin, a 26-issue solo series as Red Robin, and co-starring in both Batman comics and two team books (Young Justice and Teen Titans) regularly for 33 years. It does not, in fact, "have its roots in the comics."

Canonically, Tim enjoys tea (which is coincidentally what he's taking from Alfred in your first panel, if I remember correctly) and loves Zesti soda, which is (more-or-less) the in-universe equivalent of Pepsi:

Tim definitely has sleep issues, but they are not the result of a coffee addiction; rather, they're the result of purposeful, forced late nights to engage in case work. Actually, frankly his chronic "falling asleep in random locations" issue wouldn't be possible if he were a coffee addict.

Canonically, Barbara is the coffee addict of the Batfam, to the point where she has canonically been teased about it. Babs' ever-present coffee cup in her hands and/or next to her computer was a running gag for quite literally years, even in the New 52 era when DC refused acknowledge Oracle existed:

So like...if you want a coffee addict, Babs is right there.

Two, the problem is not necessarily the fanon that Tim loves and is slightly addicted to coffee. The problem is that fanon warps that otherwise harmless headcanon into a personality trait, where Tim's depiction in fandom content revolves around coffee and his love of it. It's obnoxious at the best of times, and significantly worse when it (as it often is) the harbinger of several other fanon!Tim traits. Which of course, brings me to...

Three, the backlash to coffee addict!Tim isn't actually about whether or not he actually likes coffee, but because it's an effective shorthand for all of the stuff that encompasses fanon!Tim, which people in the fandom who actually read comics tend to REALLY dislike. It was a small but obviously noticable thing people could point to that signaled to comic readers that so many fans not only don't read comics but go "fuck reading comics, all my homies hate reading comics," especially when it came to a) characterizing Tim and b) depicting canon events in fan-produced content.

The point is not really "does Tim actually canonically like coffee" or "is there a basis in canon for saying so." The point is "this is a small but very visible sign that you are probably about to encounter a version of Tim Drake written by someone who genuinely has no fucking clue how Tim Drake actually canonically acts, nor do they understand the actual context behind certain canon events and interactions they are about to attempt to depict."

To put it a much simpler way: comic readers think fanon Tim sucks, and fanon!Tim's coffee addiction became a flashpoint for how we talk about our dislike for fanon Tim because it's a very simple and obvious thing people can point to and say "that's simply wrong."

I’ve heard some people say that they hate the “caffeine addict” Tim head canon but I’d like to remind people that the head canon actually has roots to the comics:

Tim is known to have a lot of sleeplessness due to stress and his perfectionism

We don’t really see a lot of coffee cups lay around the batcave or whatever

But it’s safe to say that he definitely stays up late at night for detective work

If Tim says in a future comic that he’s a “caffeine addict” it wouldn’t be a stretch

I don’t know if fans understood Tim’s character that well that they coincidentally headcanoned him loving coffee but it definitely holds merit

Hopefully this stops unnecessary debates ✌🏼

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Choice

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1h3dCLY by The_4am_Writer Jason was tired of feeling like a second choice after another fight with Bruce leads him directly into Joker's hands and leaves him bloody and broken the Batfamily and outlaws need to convince Jason that they really do love and care about him Words: 3569, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Duke Thomas, Alfred Pennyworth, Leslie Thompkins, Roy Harper, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Bizarro, Koriand'r, Joker, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Selina Kyle, Kate Kane Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Batfamily Members & Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Miscommunication, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Jason Todd Needs Help, Dick Grayson Tries to Be a Good Older Sibling, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Hatred, the pit fucked up jason mental health, Jason Todd is Not Okay, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Roy Harper & Jason Todd are Best Friends, Roy Harper & Jason Todd Bromance, Minor Roy Harper/Jason Todd, the outlaws love Jason so much, Good Sibling Cassandra Cain, she loves her brothers so much, jason except her damn love, Platonic Cuddling, Blood and Injury, fuck joker all my homies hate joker, the bat family needs to get their shit together read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/1h3dCLY

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

they don't know me and you

by konan_konan

"The cold helps neutralize him," says Bruce, talking about Dick like he's a threat.

"It'll keep him from hurting himself," says Barbara, talking about Dick like he's a child.

They're both correct right now, and Jason hates it.

or: jason learns something new about his brother.

Batfamily Week Day 4: OH, TO BE YOUNG AGAIN De-Aging | Miscommunication | “I just crashed the Batmobile!”

Words: 4590, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of konan's batfam week '23

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Duke Thomas, Zatanna Zatara, Barbara Gordon, Tim Drake, Alfred Pennyworth

Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Zatanna Zatara, Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Duke Thomas & Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Duke Thomas & Bruce Wayne

Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging, Magic, Magical Artifacts, If I had a nickel..., this is NOT connected to my other inexplicably similar fic, you would think! but no., Hurt Dick Grayson, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Past Abuse, Past Torture, Past Brainwashing, Former Talon Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson is a Talon, he is metaphorically baby, well. he is metaphorically baby., Young Dick Grayson, Feral Dick Grayson, Brainwashed Dick Grayson, He gets better, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd Has Issues, he and bruce need to have Conversations, they all just need therapy actually, Anger, Arguing, Unresolved Emotional Tension, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Jason Todd is Bad at Feelings, Good Sibling Duke Thomas, he is forced to mediate their bullshit, bc dick is... indisposed., Secrets, Identity Reveal, of a sort anyway., Emotional Baggage, Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily (DCU) Feels, Batfamily Dynamics (DCU), Court of Owls, Court of Owls are Terrible (DCU), fuck the court of owls all my homies hate the court of owls, POV Jason Todd, no beta reader we die like this joke

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46119808