#fuck this free pockets

[thevalicemultiverse]

You know what? Fuck this, free pockets can be sewn into your skirt if you call this number! We're not talking about shitty tiny ones, these can hold your wallet, hands, even a fucking knife! (Your business is your business!) No more having to keep your hands full! Your boyfriends wear a skirt? That's cool too! (Free cake and shit talking included.)

Alice: [scribbling down the number] I was already planning on calling for free pockets, but you're throwing in cake and shit-talking? I may find a way to teleport to wherever your headquarters reside.

[stuckinapril]

There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

was thinking about her <3

[vaguely-concerned]

sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(

a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little

[jellypawss]

y’all doing month long early access are such scum like wtf

[separatist-apologist]

Feyre Archeron is a warrior by necessity. She fights for survival out of necessity, not because she loves it. Feyre picks up her bow and arrow because its a matter of life and death and not because she harbored dreams of conquering cities or joining armies.

Of course she put that weapon down in favor of tranquility and peace the first chance she got. All Feyre ever wanted to do was paint in peace- she says that in the first few chapters in ACOTAR. She wanted her family to be safe so she could paint without worrying about the world.

I'm so tired of people coming for her for deciding to have a family or acting like there is something disgusting and foul about wanting to be a young mother. It's not a choice you'd make for yourself- thats valid. But its so in line with Feyre's character to want that.

In the midst of a looming war, Feyre doesn't want a baby. She has to be the warrior. She changed her mind once the war was done- after she watched Rhys die and thought they all might die, too- that's not some massive betrayal or weird retcon/authorial insert. That's just...Feyre...finally having some peace and realizing it was finally safe to start building the life she had always wanted.

[soullessjack]

boycott fatigue is actually the stupidest fucking thing ever because how in the ever loving fuck are you experiencing “fatigue” from not going to Starbucks. how is not watching rushed cgi on disney+ and not eating a breaded slime nugget at McDonald’s “fatiguing” you. genuinely how fucking dare this even exist as a concept. entire bloodlines, children, newborns are dying slow and bloody and all of these companies are giving Israel the money to do that. they’re using YOUR fucking money to do this. and look, practically every war has been funded out of our pockets by a means we can’t fight around. almost all of the food and drink we have in the states is owned by some large corporation that makes it fucking impossible to not give them money because they are the sole providers. I understand there are some things we can’t boycott because of our own needs. but this isn’t basic needs that we are being asked to boycott. it’s fucking Disney+ and McDonald’s and Starbucks and a whole slew of luxuries that you’re not only capable of living without, but would actually be better off entirely without.

there’s been a lot of talk about how privileged we are to only be witnessing this human rights atrocity through phones or news and being able to get away from it with a button click and that’s entirely real, but the fact that somebody out here just felt soooo inconvenienced by not going to a drive thru for overpriced garbage that they literally coined the phrase “boycott fatigue,” is probably the biggest load of privileged dog shit I’ve seen in the past few days. do you want to know who’s actually experiencing fatigue right now? the millions of displaced families in Gaza without homes anymore. without any clean water to drink because it’s either been poisoned by the Israelis or contaminated with their peoples’ blood. the children without enough food to get by, or without any food at all. the injured and sick and disabled Palestinians who don’t have access to any medical aid for themselves because their hospitals and fuel trucks are being bombed. these people who have absolutely nothing but each other, and not even that in the worst circumstances, who can only keep walking for days on end, hungry and thirsty and in pain and unable to do anything about it. that is real fucking fatigue.

I understand we’re all seeing war crimes and death and atrocities that nobody should ever have to see and yes it’s difficult to process, but the people of Palestine are experiencing these atrocities in real time, every day, every hour. every ten fucking minutes a child dies. They aren’t even asking for help anymore. They’re only asking to be witnessed and remembered and for us to stop going to places that actively fund their deaths and you’re saying you just can’t because you’re exhausted by not going to that place? I know we’re all born and raised in a consumerist hellscape but you seriously need to get a fucking reality check if offering the bare minimum support to a dying people is ‘fatiguing’ to you. Jesus fucking Christ.

[hussyknee]

On a TikTok about the audacity of the US air dropping aid on a country they're actively helping genocide:

[consolecadet]

Why is it like physically impossible to find a weight neutral gastroenterologist

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

hey full offense but. influencers and celebrities do have to speak up and use their reach and resources to help Palestine actually. they fucking do. not in the way you have to do something out of legal obligation like taxes or jury duty where you literally CAN'T not do it. not in the way of being forced to do so under duress like hand over your wallet at gunpoint or get in someone's car. but in the way you have to help someone if they begin choking and you are the only one around who can perform the Heimlich maneuver. the way you have to help a lost kid in the store who comes up to you asking to help you find their mom. the way you have to get help if you find someone badly hurt on the road even if it inconveniences your trip or makes you late to your destination. they don't have to because of legal obligation or duress. they have to because it is a basic fucking necessity if you want to consider yourself a decent person with some semblance of morals. that's how they have to help. they have to. stop defending their silence as a personal choice. they. fucking. have to.

[inniave]

pharmacies should automatically give you (or at the very least offer) naloxone any time you get an opioid prescription

[pocketpussyshop]

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[swampstew]

So…AI and AO3 bullshit is on the horizon again. Cool cool cool super fucking cool. Today will be the last day my stories will be free to read for public consumption on AO3 specifically, only registered users will be able to read/comment☠️ time to lock ‘er down boys.

Yes I’m aware this might kill my reach but I’d rather post the full chapters to Wattpad and Tumblr if it means AI can’t lift it.

[clooverhoover]

I am absolutely fucking disgusted with the Philippine governments support for Israel and genocide. We Filipinos stand with the Palestinians. Never again means never again for everyone.

[velvetporcelain]

dearest lover,

i think i have protected myself too much because i just don’t give a fuck.

nothing is ignited inside me when i think you, finally. — or maybe this is just for today—? either way, i will take it. but still convinced we all are addicted to feeling something.

i want to dig, dig, dig—- so much of the wrong stimulation. call me mom again and i may break into many pieces none of you will know what to do with.

what have i taught you animals? it sure looks like nothing. you will thank me when you are older. what i offer you now doesn’t kick in until you are wiser and more capable of letting your soul grow. open wide expansion. and then maybe you will thank me for once.

mother. such an angry word. woman. such and angry word. feminine. such and angry word.

sure, let me quiet my rage and smile for you. neglected rage becomes blueprints of the cage. it’s not very nice of you to be angry. if i am angry, you are angry. nevermind me, i have swallowed it already. it stays in my system for sevens years and how much have i swallowed already?

god, i need a fucking hobby that doesn’t end up boring me. what am i looking for? what do i want? what do i need? I don’t fucking know, it’s easier when somebody tells me. and what if it happens to unlock apart of me i haven’t even touched or seen? ——well, that’s when i bite into you with my very angry teeth.

-x

[2024skin]

>financial aid only awarded for spring + summer 2025, despite me not taking summer classes and the program I am in starting in the fall

>submit an inquiry, why u do this

>school system is completely shut down 12 hours later because shutting everything down is the only way to deal with the malware problem they just discovered

>school system, including emails, are inaccessible to EVERYONE including staff for 13 days

>system finally gets back up, 5 days before semester starts

>inquiry reviewed, fall financial awards given

>accept!!

>start email chain determining why my financial aid is less than ever before

>my program, which forbids students from taking unnecessary courses, is considered part time

>12 hours after financial aid advisor confirms I have the right amount of aid, receive an automated email

>"your financial aid has been updated"

>no awards given at all for the fall semester

>class starts this monday

>should I end it all tonight y/n