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thevalicemultiverse · 9 months ago

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You know what? Fuck this, free pockets can be sewn into your skirt if you call this number! We're not talking about shitty tiny ones, these can hold your wallet, hands, even a fucking knife! (Your business is your business!) No more having to keep your hands full! Your boyfriends wear a skirt? That's cool too! (Free cake and shit talking included.)

Alice: [scribbling down the number] I was already planning on calling for free pockets, but you're throwing in cake and shit-talking? I may find a way to teleport to wherever your headquarters reside.

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~M: grin without a cat (anon)#~V: Valicer In The Dark #fuck this free pockets #~C: Alice Liddell #((okay I know that this is probably intended as like a TV ad in the modern era #but I really wanted this to be my VITD Alice #so the headcanon for this ask is that this is someone in-person advertising their shop's pocket-creating services #Duskwall can have crude early telephones if I want #they probably run off ghosts #a lot of things do in Duskwall))#((takes off queue tag because she accidentally posted this immediately whoops))

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