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tsurugis · 1 year ago

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I truly love books that follow a single character for the entire thing but I can’t for this fucking story kdjhdkjfh

#I’ve got like 80000 words and Atreyu and Fenriel still haven’t even met with Fenriel as a fucking child kfjbfkjhfkjfh ima puke #and I hate the idea of dealing with time passing #which stresses me out when I read a lot of the time #and I got like a 20 year thing mid period to deal with #not a 20 year skip but like smaller skips over 20 years #fuck that shit bro I’m #can’t they just all stay together consistently and be a happy fanfic pffkfjkfkjhf #the Drama #ki rambling #ki writing

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compaculaaa · 2 months ago

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The Lion

Alpha trion half transformed!!!

#transformers #transformers one #tf one #tf one alpha trion #alpha trion #srsly why is there not more alpha trion art #sometimes I see him not even included in group pics like hello????#was he even in the fucking movie??? am I being gaslit into thinking he didn’t have more scenes than megatronus???#megatronus is cool I can see why he gets fanart tbh #but prima??? bro didn’t even do shit in the movie why does he have more fanart than alpha????#my ranting has reached tumblr I’m never getting over this I just wanna see more art of my bbg

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born-to-riot · 2 months ago

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Cassian: Azriel, Two truths and a lie, who would you fuck if you had the chance?

Azriel: alright bet.

Rhys: Give us three names and we’ll guess which one is the lie.

Azriel: option one, Hybern’s headless corpse

Cassian: woah, woah, woah bro WHAT—

Azriel: option two, bryaxis

Rhys: Azriel what?

Cassian: HOW DARE YOU?

Azriel: and finally option three, Eris Vanserra.

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Azriel: tell me brothers, which one is the lie?

Cassian: …

Rhys: …

Cassian: I…

Rhys: I think it’s better off if we don’t know.

Azriel: suit yourselves 🤷‍♀️

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stealingyourbones · 1 month ago

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Watching Loki. I’m on episode 4 and I’m trying to see what the hype was about

#I’m on s1e4 and this shit isn’t gripping my attention at ALL #usually it takes me a season or two to care about a show tho so I’ll be kind to it #is this probably a wild take? eh maybe #some shows I like instantly but this surely ain’t it.#it is a fun concept but man I’m just #they’re not going enough into the absolute batshit shenanigans :(#but that might just me loving comic book camp and it’s far more serious #I’m just so glad they didn’t make both Lokis be a couple thank hood #*god #bro I just need it to get UBER time fuckey and have fourth dimension bullshit involved #update on S1E5 and I’m just waiting for interesting shit to happen #bones speaks #ok it might be getting interesting. they have kinship #Oop and they’re captured. andddd he’s stuck in his own purgatory? oh it’s a time loop. nice.#I like Mobius the best. he’s fun and his charisma is just fantastic. I’m glad they centered his on character a lot and intrigued to see #and where his character goes #GOD NO THEYRE MAKING SYLVIE AND LOKI A THING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #god I HATE that shit cmon. make him fall in love with Mobius u dumb fucks it’s so much more of an interesting take

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ao3-crack · 2 years ago

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #i wrote it drunk after having real life gay sex #so everyone cheer for me #i think this is the funniest shit ive ever read bro #I’m still laughing as I post this #bro im lightheaded #from laughing so fucking much

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sweetmapple · 8 days ago

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Coloring this might kill me😎 but if I do I won’t censor it

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saltlordofold · 4 months ago

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practice cooldown between comms (tragic conversations often take place at lake Calenhad)

#dragon age #aedan cousland #dao #dragon age origins #salt’s art #hof #cousland #alidan #my oc #normal things to say to your bro with your dinglies out #you’re in love with that bro of course #‘bro I know you don’t want the crown but come on shinji get in the fucking robot’ basically #also hey I’m back on meds and WHEW!!#shit helps!!!#aliwarden #alistair/male warden

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laurrelise · 3 months ago

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why am i not surprised

#quick question: why do men #and that’s all #i know these came out in july but i’m not over them tbh #too much shit i’ve heard about this man to believe that these are fake #especially when it’s confirmed that the dickwad has been planning this shit since aidan gallagher was a minor??? fucking creepy bro #proof is in the pudding #tua s4 hater !!!!!!!#steve blackman hater !!!!!!!!#laur says stuff #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #hargreeves siblings #tua s4 #number five #tua season 4 #klaus hargreeves #tua five

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gatoburr0 · 6 months ago

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I wanted to join idk

sharing is caring ffs Riley 😒😒 (read tags psst)

#art #fanart #my art #original art #concept #bro I was like how tf do I interpret egotism and then I remembered one of the girls in my schools #such a fucking pick me and actually an egoistic ass person #she manipulates everyone and ripped friendships apart because she came in and started being the queen around #ofc she doesn’t tell me what to do. doesn’t even come close to me lol but I still hate her like respectfully just disintegrate please #so yeah let’s not say her actual mame. im gonna call her Sophia. this character is based off of her #inside out #inside out oc #onside out envy #envy inside out #envy #inside out fanart #inside out art #inside out 2 #inside out egotism #Sophia actually will envy the shit out of other people bc there’s this really cool guy in my classroom and he has ONE SINGLE HOODIE THAT SHE #ALSO HAS. AND IT LOOKS BETTER ON HIM and she’s like ‘is he gay? he’s using a girl’s hoodie’ SHUT UP SOPHIA PLEASE #LMFAO #please excuse the mistakes with the spelling and stuff I’m on my tablet and it’s the worst thing ever

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n1blakelover · 4 months ago

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i’ve gotten to the point of over-analyzing the trailer where i am now zooming in on every character’s eyes to see if we can see anything or anyone in the reflections of them

#i’ve analyzed this trailer 30 times now #trying to piece shit together and see what happens in which arc and in what order #even though i’ve already seen some leaks (fuck the people that spread them everywhere) nearly none of the leaks that i saw were #in the trailer #so i’m still just as lost as anyone who saw no leaks #the only clip in the trailer that i somewhat know about from the leaks is the very beginning when vi says #my sister is gone #everything else is a mystery for me bro #arcane s2 #arcane #arcane season 2 #caitvi #caitlyn kiramman #vi arcane #arcane vi

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ovaryacted · 25 days ago

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Random thought but I genuinely hate how incels as a whole think the gaming community revolves around them and their bullshit opinions. Calling the upcoming Witcher 4 video game “woke” because the main character of the new saga is a woman is crazy as if Ciri hasn’t ALWAYS been intended to take the mantle after Geralt’s storyline in BOTH the original video game trilogy and the damn books. Like that’s his literal adoptive daughter, he’s her mentor and protector & they’re linked by destiny. The third game lines up the saga’s intention in that way to have Ciri be the main character in the storyline, so why wouldn’t it be her? And their other reasoning for hating on the game is that she’s ugly or isn’t pretty enough for their acceptance. My brother in Christ, this is a dark fantasy story, are mutated monster fighting warriors supposed to be fucking naked for you to jerk off to? Like shut the fuck up my god.