#fuck stephanie meyer

[lovelylesbians]

i’m violently happy rn

[introspectivememories]

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

I’m just thinking that Remus Lupin would hate the twilight series so much lmfao. Like he would despise it.

[mafitheedwardhoe]

[restingcorpse]

With conflicted feelings, I'm here to announce that I own nearly all the Twilight movies on DVD

[disarrangedheadspace]

The female urge to move to Forks and fall in love with a toxic vampire

[impossiblepackage]

so fucking tired of media with a super cool and interesting premise and all sorts of fun stuff going on just for it to spend half it's time going on and on about yet ANOTHER mediocre romance. Seems like every time there's a character who gets talked up as being cool and competent and maybe scary who isn't shown immediately, I get lured into a false sense of security until BAM! it's a conventionally attractive man who is often way younger than the way people talk about him would imply. And you just know, right away, "oh okay so our protagonist is going to spend most of her time falling for this guy rather than focusing on any of the actual fucking interesting things going on despite her being the center of those interesting things"

[ssreeder]

Consider this a mean ask

Also i think im hilarious

< 3

NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD I FUCKING HATE YOU WHYYYYYY!?!?!???? @selaphina <- THIS IS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT!!!!

You’ve destroyed me I’m done

[cutoutdalek]

Dude twilight would be such a good concept for a world building study but it's so steeped in mormonism, grooming, and just... Awful relationships that it was entirely ruined.

It would be so much better if Charlie (Bella's dad, for the fortunate people who have never been forced to watch this stupid movie series or read the books) decided to just... Show in the first movie and go full vampire hunter. It would solve so many problems.

[dovesndecay]

what's that? I'm trying to use vampiricism as metaphor for disability and diaspora at the same time? yes, yes I am.

[witchv0mit]

oh my fucking god I saw a tiktok saying something like "so if Jacob imprinted on one of Bella's eggs what would that mean if Bella chose Jacob and they had Renesme together"

WHAT THE FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER

[deadratfromthesewer]

bella wanting to name her baby EJ after the two guys she was in a love triangle with is the worst thing ever

[darlinghowl]

new twilight series coming out you have GOT to be serious. why are we fucking doing this?

[ritzcrackee]

jacob from twilight don't use the r-slur challenge (impossible)

[moonflower91]

once more, I have fallen back into Twilight fanficiton and I have to say, the native depiction in like 97% of all Twilight fanfiction is

a) racist as hell (saw one girl write that her OC's "big nose and chin and thin lips" is because she's half native)

b) cringey (never have I ever heard or seen of a native person refer to a white person as "pale face". It's either "white people" or the native word for white.)

and c) racist as hell and don't even try to do research on the tribe they're referencing (*side eyeing Stephanie Meyer*).