#fuck stephanie meyer

[lovelylesbians]

i’m violently happy rn

[introspectivememories]

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

I’m just thinking that Remus Lupin would hate the twilight series so much lmfao. Like he would despise it.

[mafitheedwardhoe]

[byebuck]

we get over 100 pages worth of bella and edward in love and banging and bella outwardly expressing to both us and edward that this is what’s stopping her from wanting to be turned - something she’s been so adamant about since twilight! - and yet smeyer’s view of a happy ever after to destroy the humanity of her characters (and not just bella) and for her to endure a gruesome pregnancy and have them become teenage parents. something they obviously didn’t want. something they’re now stuck with. this is not happiness for them! for bella! for edward! for jacob! FOR ANYONE!!!!

why would you inflict more terror on your characters? you can have conflict without the pregnancy mess; you can resolve the treaty conflict without jacob imprinting; you can turn bella into a vampire and even delay that WITHOUT A FUCKING PREGNANCY - and instead let her go to college. let us get fluff. let her rework her friendships and have a new perspective on life. let her feel like those things will slip from her and then she realizes after she’s turned that she can still see charlie and renée and jacob and everyone else. you can do both of those things and also get rid of so much of this book and also still have jacob’s pov. but NOOOOO more pain, more unnecessary conflict and predatory plot points, more terror and nightmares and suffering and stereotypes and racist writing because we’re stuck in smeyer’s narrow-minded universe

[restingcorpse]

With conflicted feelings, I'm here to announce that I own nearly all the Twilight movies on DVD

[disarrangedheadspace]

The female urge to move to Forks and fall in love with a toxic vampire

[impossiblepackage]

so fucking tired of media with a super cool and interesting premise and all sorts of fun stuff going on just for it to spend half it's time going on and on about yet ANOTHER mediocre romance. Seems like every time there's a character who gets talked up as being cool and competent and maybe scary who isn't shown immediately, I get lured into a false sense of security until BAM! it's a conventionally attractive man who is often way younger than the way people talk about him would imply. And you just know, right away, "oh okay so our protagonist is going to spend most of her time falling for this guy rather than focusing on any of the actual fucking interesting things going on despite her being the center of those interesting things"

[ssreeder]

Consider this a mean ask

Also i think im hilarious

< 3

NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD I FUCKING HATE YOU WHYYYYYY!?!?!???? @selaphina <- THIS IS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT!!!!

You’ve destroyed me I’m done

[cutoutdalek]

Dude twilight would be such a good concept for a world building study but it's so steeped in mormonism, grooming, and just... Awful relationships that it was entirely ruined.

It would be so much better if Charlie (Bella's dad, for the fortunate people who have never been forced to watch this stupid movie series or read the books) decided to just... Show in the first movie and go full vampire hunter. It would solve so many problems.

[witchv0mit]

oh my fucking god I saw a tiktok saying something like "so if Jacob imprinted on one of Bella's eggs what would that mean if Bella chose Jacob and they had Renesme together"

WHAT THE FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER

[deadratfromthesewer]

bella wanting to name her baby EJ after the two guys she was in a love triangle with is the worst thing ever

[darlinghowl]

new twilight series coming out you have GOT to be serious. why are we fucking doing this?

[ritzcrackee]

jacob from twilight don't use the r-slur challenge (impossible)

[moonflower91]

once more, I have fallen back into Twilight fanficiton and I have to say, the native depiction in like 97% of all Twilight fanfiction is

a) racist as hell (saw one girl write that her OC's "big nose and chin and thin lips" is because she's half native)

b) cringey (never have I ever heard or seen of a native person refer to a white person as "pale face". It's either "white people" or the native word for white.)

and c) racist as hell and don't even try to do research on the tribe they're referencing (*side eyeing Stephanie Meyer*).

[disappointingcabbage]

This doesn’t even get into the sheer variety of different vampire lores. Like. Every folkloric vampire story is different from region to region and every modern vampire story has its own take on these various lores. Like there is no One Way to do vampires

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.