#i love that post

[oh-no-its-bird]

Ok so hear me out: Kakashi being technically related to like half the clans of Konoha. HEAR ME OUT, OK.

So. Starting with Half Hatake Tobirama being the nephew to Kakashi's grandmother. Meaning Sakumo is a cousin to Hashirama and Tobirama, along w a cousin(?) to Tsunade. And THAT means Kakashi is Tobirama and Hashirama's cousin/nephew(?) + Tsunade's cousin

Then Tobirama adopts Kagami, making Kagami and Kakashi cousins.

And then Kagami is also Shisui's grandpa, which makes Kakashi and Shisui cousins. And Shisui is orphaned pretty young and then brought up by many of his clan members— including a young Mikoto. And when Itachi is born, Shisui is kind of claimed by him / the main house as a playmate/cousin for Itachi.

Making Kakashi an honorary cousin to Itachi (and Sasuke) through Shisui

And then Sakumo actually had Kakashi with an Inuzukan woman close to the main house, making Kakashi cousins with Kiba (which is just plain funny to me)

And then after Sakumo's death, Kakashi is practically adopted by Minato and Kushina, and while it's never official, he's basically an honorary Uzumaki / Namikaze. And, ofc, Naruto's big brother

You can make it even more complicated/funnier by getting into more cracky territory with like, step mom Orochimaru claiming Kakashi as an Orochi.

Or Hatake Jiriya being a direct blood uncle.

Or "moon magic mpreg Sakumo via Kaguya" au it and he's also an Otsutsuki, aka half brothers w the fucking biiju and the sage

Or "obkk ghost marriage/trading eyes means he's an uchiha now" type aus that have Kakashi fully claimed by the Uchiha clan instead of just related to them through multiple adoptions

Just. Kakashi being related to a ridiculous amount of clans.

(Tbh, realistically speaking, there's probably more than a few people who are related to a fuck ton of clans like that. There's only so many people in Konoha, after all. And so many clans too)

[octalians]

Just remembered that edit of the PNF theme where they’re doing mundane things and it changes ‘locating Frankenstein’s brain’ to ‘locating Frank’

[camiliar]

Vash and Knives’s warrior cats phase ...

[humanmaybe]

How do ya feel causing the rickroll chaos?

Omg this was the invisible ask that’s been not showing up for me, hi sorry I didn’t respond earlier 😂😂

I am a chaos deity which feeds off the energy of outrage and delight at my tomfoolery, an omnipotent clownmanthing bent on destruction and ballyhoo. Through rickrolling of course

Always glad to entertain >:o)

[itsfridayiminlove2007]

the booboo 👉 🐇

[tommygotwrittenoff]

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[shadowbrightshine]

My mom just sent me the humans are space orcs post.

I love her so much.

[auspex]

hawm hawm

ah i see youve noticed me hawming on the soft flesh

[castielsupernatural]

where’s the post of the who smart cars in the same parking spot that’s like dean pulls up to the crime scene and sees this and knows cas and jack are already here

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

Where’s that post about how handwriting is what someone’s voice sounds like but in written form because I’m thinking about it

[nitunio]

the tumpet. bwaaaaaaaa

[solisitude]

Every period of my life for the past 4 years has seemed like the worst period of my life

[heartshapdlover]

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

[zeawesomebirdie]

I'm still thinking about that post about identifying with one's birth gender prior to discovering one's transness and I'm not going to scroll back to reblog it a million more times but consider this post as my brain fogged and fatigued attempt at doing just that

[inner-muse]

Time to take a stupid walk for my stupid mental health