#fuck sirius black for having a remus lupin

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

remus & sirius

[uhhlifeig]

Hydrate - March 3rd - word count: 288 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Remus was so close to his breakthrough.

He just had to finish reading this paper-

A cup of water was slammed down in front of him. 

He looked up, seeing his husband looking at him with something akin to amusement.

“What?” Remus asked.

“Hydrate or diedrate, Remus,” Sirius said, a hint of a smile pulling at his lips. 

“Sirius Lupin, are you threatening me right now?” Remus asked, raising an eyebrow. “Never in my twenty-four years of knowing you did I ever peg you to be-”

“Oh, but you have pegged me, Moony,” Sirius grinned. “But really, drink water. You can’t subsist off of tea and spite forever, you know?”

“But that hag Umbridge is-”

“Oh, this is about Umbitch? I can deal with her. You should see how she acts with me, all like, ‘Ooh, Mr. Black, I’ll do this and this and this for you! You should support my anti-werewolf legislation!’” Sirius sighed, sitting down next to Remus and wrapping an arm around his shoulder.

Remus was dumbfounded. “She doesn’t know we’ve been married for ten years?”

Sirius sighed, shaking his head. “She doesn’t believe me. She thinks you’re some mutt who coerced me into a relationship. And Moony, I know you aren’t, and I love you very much, but that fucking waste of air thinks you’re an uncivilized animal.”

“So, what’re you gonna do? Bribe her?” Remus asked, sipping at his water.

“Nah,” Sirius scoffed. “I might’ve hated being a Black, but I got the best gossip. She’s apparently been committing fraud and embezzlement for ages now, and I have the paperwork to prove it.”

“What a bitch.”

Sirius grinned. “I know, right? And she’s also been sleeping with a werewolf-”

Remus gasped. “No way.”

[epimetheusswrites]

THE MARAUDERS SCHOOL PHOTOS THROUGH THE YEARS

taken at the beginning of each year :)

REMUS LUPIN

year 1: so cute and innocent, excited for a new school year year 2: matron made him shave his hair after a lice outbreak at st edmunds, new scars after a rough moon year 3: finally allowed to grow his hair out a lil

year 4: all the marauders refused to wear their uniforms for photos, remus was nervous and wore something similar anyways year 5: he and sirius got really high beforehand and he let sirius cut his eyebrow and pierce his ear in exchange for sirius's ac-dc shirt year 6: post prank, grew in the eyebrow cut because it reminded him of sirius, got a bit of a mullet cut by the people he ran with over the summer, in a really dark place

year 7: he and sirius finally started dating, got more piercings, finally feeling happier (although who knows how long that will last...)

SIRIUS BLACK

year 1: absolutely freaking out because he got sorted into gryffindor year 2: going through a rebellious phase, told mcgonagall to fuck off when she asked him to put his uniform on year 3: family really threatened to disown him so he's very much in his conforming-to-societal-norms era

year 4: starting to come into his own style and rejecting his family outright, spent all summer growing out his mustache (james and remus held him down while peter shaved it off later that night) year 5: he and remus got really high beforehand, gave remus his shirt so he ended up in remus's jumper year 6: post prank angst, new scars from when his family kicked him out, more piercing because he's finally allowed to fully express himself

year 7: finally dating remus, let remus dye his hair, truly happy for the first time in his life

JAMES POTTER

year 1: hyped asf about gryffindorrrrrr year 2: aww cutieeee year 3: let euphomia put sleek-eazy in his hair for once (it still managed to look a lil messy), new glasses because his old ones broke in his first quidditch match the year before

year 4: in on the no uniform scheme, lily walked by while the photo was getting taken year 5: got an eyebrow cut to feel included with sirius and remus (regulus saw it, lost his mind, and then barty and evan proceded to lose their minds listening to him going on about it for a week) year 6: post prank blues except james can't be that sad because he started dating regulus at the end of fifth year (and yes that is reg's jumper), reg pierces his ear

year 7: broke up with regulus when he joined the death eaters, now dating lily, she put a leaf in his hair and he didn't notice until after the photo was taken :))

PETER PETTIGREW

year 1: scared shitless, pleased to be in gryffindor with james year 2: what a sweetie, grew his hair out a lil year 3: evan and barty made fun of the bowl cut his mom have him, put on one of james's beanies

year 4: mullet era (it was a dark time) year 5: had to run away from james to avoid getting an eyebrow cut, gilderoy gave peter his crystal necklace year 6: rough time post prank, spent the summer with gilderoy and they finally start dating, grew out his hair because lockhart off handedly said he like it long, gil did the bun

year 7: super happy because gilderoy finally told him what cologne brand he uses, lighthearted and wholly unaware that he would fall in with the death eaters that year which would eventually lead to him betraying his besties

[prettiestst4r]

I just want to be loved like Remus Lupin and Sirius Black love each other.

Is that too much to ask for?

[wolvesandshine]

I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down

Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do

Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?

Sirius *scandalised* : No-

Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*

Sirius: Oh fuck

[cndarts]

captain lupin got in trouble

[padfoot-lupin77]

Remus: I’m not joking guys I’m fucking serious

James and Peter: *Le gasp*

Sirius: *grins*

Remus: oh fuck the lot of you that’s not what I meant and you know it

Sirius: is it not true though? *winks*

Remus: *sighs* I suppose it is

Peter: Pay up James

James: couldn’t you guys have waited until after Christmas? I would have won the bet then

[comradekarin]

remember when the marauders fandom was actually about the marauders and lily/marlene/dorcas/mary? about jily and wolfstar? and not bigoted ass slytherins these new fans get they pussy wet for? go ahead and mention regulus, barty, rosier, mulciber or any other bg bigot again- see what happens…..

[very-gay-poet]

why have I not seen anything be done with the information that Lyall Lupin and Orion Black when to school together???? Like no fics where remus was a regular guest at the blacks house??? where remus reg and sirius were all childhood bestfriends???? Lyall was canonly a bigoted Ravenclaw they most likely kept in touch after hogwarts!!! YALL wheres the fic where no one knows that lyall married a muggle so he and Remus has to hide it similar how people have to hide certain aspects of themselves from their peers for fear of social rejection???? Then theres a time where Sirius/reg scares the shit out of remus when they say some omunious shit how "they know" and "dont mind" and "wont tell" and its just about his mom is a muggle???

[fyloune-taylorsversion]

Lazy morning

[fr3dricckk]

A Wolfstar WIP I'm currently working on :^)

[atlasdoe]

IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE "DUMBLEDORE WHERE HAVE YOU BURRIED ALL YOUR CHILDREN" TIKTOK WITH A BUNCH OF CHARACTERS WHOS DEATHS DUMBLEDORE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH I AM GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND

[cornishpixiez]

lazy skate co, part 2

here's part 1

part 3 ;)

[maladaptivewriting]

okay i saw a post about how “remus wouldn’t be good in bed, he’s slept with like one person”

and i am here to tell you that sleeping with a lot of people doesn’t make you good in bed. you know what makes you good in bed?

attentiveness and enthusiasm

[prettiestst4r]

Where does one find a Remus Lupin?

Seriously (haha), I'm desperate.

[silverameco]

the height difference between James and Regulus is cute, but the height difference between Remus and Sirius is ridiculous