#fuck regulus black

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

"sirius' baby brothe-" blocked. blocked blocked blocked.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Okay but why are y’all attacking Regulus and ONLY Regulus??

You’re saying we’re weird for liking him and shipping him with James and Lily, because he’s a bad person… have y’all FORGOTTEN about Sirius Black? He was, according to canon, not nice AT ALL towards house elves! And according to many, he only liked Harry because he reminded Sirius of James!

Etc, etc. There are a lot of reasons we shouldn’t like Sirius as a character. Reasons that I, along most of the Marauders fandom, have decided to ignore. Because making shit up and making personal headcannons is the MAIN FUCKING POINT OF THE FANDOM, OKAY?

So if you’re gonna go fucking crazy because people like Regulus, why don’t you go hating on Sirius too? Huh?

Edit:

This deserves better than to be left in the comments oml

THIS. THIS EXACTLY! RIGHT. HERE!

[hmyrine]

"..but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret." he served so much cunt

[marauders-bs]

sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

[fiasco95]

Peter: Wait- so that’s James’ jacket??

Regulus: Yes??? There’s literally the letter ‘P’ on it. Where in merlin’s name would there be a ‘P’ in my name?!

James, walking past: In ‘Potter’ when we get married.

Regulus:

Peter:

The entirety of Hogwarts:

(Regulus hyphenates their names.)

[rablovergirl]

regulus can never last a week with a new set of lingerie, James just rips right through them with promises of buying a new one the next day.

He'll rip it in half and start fucking him and start whispering in his ear. "I'm sorry baby, I'll buy you a new one. You just looked so fucking pretty, had to have you."

(the new one gets destroyed the minute he tries it on)

[adh-james-version]

Reg calling James “Jamie” is my equivalent of cocain

[humblefryingpan]

I love that every time I find a marauders fic they'll mention not supporting jkr. Buddy you're writing about "what if sirius's dead brother was trans and wanted to bang harry's dead dad" we know you don't <3

[idkjustlemmedrownlikerab]

Y'all let's be honest James would flirt with Regulus constantly, but the one time Regulus decides to flirt back with him? James malfunctions, like wdym this grey green eyed gorgeous human is flirting back with me???

(Regulus is having the time of his life seeing James Potter literally the most confident person he knows flustered and stumble over words just bcoz he flirted with him a little)

He knows his power and enjoys relishing in it

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

>>pt 1

“let the score do the talking, mckinnon”

“and now, let the most homoerotic beach volley match ever played finally begin!”

“yeah hahaha, because of dorcas and marlene, right?”

“…”

“because of dorcas and marlene, right??”

close ups under the cut bc they’re cute <3

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[soupyloopyx]

James: so, peter, tell me about yourself

Peter: ??? what do you mean? we've been friends for years

James: but i don't know you. tell me something interesting. something juicy

Peter: james, you should know this by now. i'm not as interesting as you three. i'm not a smart, intelligent person

Sirius, whispering to Remus: he's talking about me!

Peter: or someone with a sad, tragic backstory

Sirius: oh

Peter: or someone who's in love with his best friend's brother, for god's sake!

Sirius: james. what the fuck.

James: .... shit

Sirius: REGULUS? MY BABY BROTHER? AND YOU?

[sunnysaystuff]

james trying to make harry say 'daddy'

James: Come on, Harry, say 'daddy!' Daaaa-deee. Harry: Muma! James: No, Harry, daddy. Daaaaddy. Da-dee. Harry: Papa! James: *under his breath* What the fuck >:( Harry: ...fUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a gremlin) Regulus: *enters the room right that moment* JAMES!!! Harry: Papa!!!! Fuck!!! James: *...literal deer in headlights* It wasn't me!! Regulus: ...Harry, where did you hear that word? Harry: ...Daaa-dee! Harry: :D

[fiasco95]

Regulus, studying in the library and muttering to himself,

James, slipping into the seat next to him with a piece of string, holds Regulus’ left hand and slips the ring off his ring finger.

Regulus: What-

James, measuring Regulus’ ring finger with the string: Mhm.

Regulus: The fuck-

James nodding as he picks up the ring and string, suddenly sprints out of the library: 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️💨💨

Regulus: ?!?!?!???

Regulus: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MEASURING IT IF YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE OFF WITH MY RING ANYWAY YOU FUCK—

Later…

Sirius: What’s with the string and ring?

James, in gollum’s voice: My precious…..

Sirius: ?????Okay???

[rablovergirl]

regulus who doesn't think sleeping with a virgin could be something desirable until he has James underneath him, trying so hard not to come just to please regulus. He's sobbing and pleading and apologising, so desperate to be good and Regulus has never been left so shocked by a partner.

[swimmingclass1978]

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone