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But clearly throwing the stick is FINE because the almighty Ovechkin did it, and he got away with it, so of course everyone can do it.
Right?
Right?
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The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.
#Once again I am mourning that we were ROBBED of Nicke clobbering people with tortillas#Also poor Protas. He has been hit in the face and spat upon and made to eat a hot sauce oreo and drink pickle juice. His life is hard.#Dowd decided FUCK THEM KIDS and just going full force for it on McMike#Ovi going for the half force slap then getting a stronger slap from Strome and visibly deciding OH IT IS ON#Carlson and Willy hitting each other so hard their tortillas break apart#PLD not being able to even get to the slapping before spewing water giggles#Chuckie hitting Mangiapane so hard he practically cries#Everything that happened with Lappy and Pro#Alexander Ovechkin#Dylan Strome#Charlie Lindgren#Andrew Mangiapane#Matt Roy#Jakob Chychrun#Nic Dowd#Connor McMichael#John Carlson#Tom Wilson#Aliaksei protas#Hendrix Lapierre#Pierre Luc Dubois#Martin Fehervary#Alexander Alexeyev#Ivan Miroshnichenko#Washington Capitals#Caps Media Day
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It Ends Or It Doesn't by Caitlyn Siehl
#i am so absolutely insane about them and their narrative it’s actually ridiculous#not a caps fan or a caps hater but a secret third thing (only there for whatever the fuck these two have going)#nicklas backstrom#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#hockey#hockey poetry#poetry edits
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Mcdoodle, mackibble, ofetchkin... puppies
Stanley pups
#stanley pup#puppies#connor mcdavid#alexander ovechkin#david pastrnak#sergei bobrovsky#nathan mackinnon#nikita kucherov#check the link#im fucking crying#of how cute they all are#connor mcdoodle everyone#edmonton oilers#boston bruins#colorado avalanche#washington capitals#tampa bay lightning#florida panthers
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happy birthday to the greatest goal scorer of all time :)
#ovi#oh captain my captain#go caps go#:))))#let's ignore how ugly the fucking sports betting ad on the new screagle jersey is im gonna barf#i hate ads#BUT I LOVE ALEX OVECHKIN
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via the Washington Capitals (18-OCT-2024)
#i'm fucking crying#hockey#washington capitals#connor mcmichael#nic dowd#dylan strome#alexander ovechkin#pierre-luc dubois#martin fehérváry#andrew mangiapane#charlie lindgren#aliaksei protas#hendrix lapierre
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we get it already, you're in love this weekend
#sidney crosby#alexander ovechkin#asg 23#stop fucking flirting you're in public#also never stop#sid#ovi#asg
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some call him... the YAPtain...
#alex ovechkin#alexander ovechkin#capitals#washington capitals#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.caps#meg.gif#meg.all#meg.request#huhu an ovi as requested...... wanted to make an ovi yapping video bc that man IS yapping. won't shut up.#nobody will accuse him of not being a vocal enough captain that's for sure!#RAHHHHH AS I WAS ABOUT TO HIT POST HE SCORED RAHHH GET FUCKED WAYNE YOU FRAUD
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#Day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man#relapsed relapsed relapsed#this is an odd combination#I know#why are they so hot#hot old men#sidney crosby#marc andre fleury#john tavares#evgeni malkin#alex ovechkin#nicklas backstrom#ovi#sid#geno#flower 🌸#hockey#nhl#pittsburgh penguins#toronto maple leafs#minnesota wild#washington capitals
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They a duo.
#They sure fucking are!#Alexander Ovechkin#Nicklas Backstrom#Washington Capitals#Centers and Wingers#Caps 50 Fest
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I absolutely agree. Ovechkin’s face is an amalgamation of so many different shapes and angles and points and slopes that shouldn’t work. And yet.
He's got a very. interesting appearance. Not interesting in a bad way, he just by all measures shouldn't be hot: like he's obviously got the missing tooth and the hair that never seems to fall right and the really prominent bone structure. And Yet. He is soooooooo sexy. Hockey's Sexiest Man. He looks at you and flashes that "let's go, baby," and you are immediately compelled by idk, his alpha pheromones, to obey his will. He's got this sort of bloodthirsty edge to him and he has essentially a PhD and judging by the clip of him fucking around on the Dynamo Moscow football team I'd totally believe the "bred to be a superathlete" conspiracy. AND he's a virgo. Smash.
#asks#alex ovechkin#i don't talk abt it much but ovi is my Hot Old Man pick. sorry sid sorry oldmenfromthelightning. i wannw fuck a dilf and I want the evil on
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There's something undeniably sexy about these veterans going head-to-head to defend their teammates!
Ovi and Sid have a war of words after Tom Wilson knocks out Jamie Oleksiak. Pierre Maguire narrates...
#pittsburgh penguins#sidney crosby#jamie oleksiak#washington capitals#Tom Wilson#alexander ovechkin#i dont understaaaaaand#thank fuck for the narration#pierre maguire
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ok chucky aside, the mvps of the season, oh my god i can't believe we got stromer for NOTHING i love him so much !!!
#LOOK AT THEM#ALSO FUCK THAT JACKET IS SO SICK STROMER#DRAGGING THE CAPS TO THE PLAYOFFS#fuck i can't wait to see playoff strome#he's been waiting for this all his life#i'm so fucking pumped#even if we get swept#but fuck getting swept FUCK the rangers#let's gooooooo#go caps go#dylan strome#alex ovechkin#ovi#:)))#oh captain my captain
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hockey players + troubled birds 6/?
#WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR🗣‼️ WE'RE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS‼️#this was the first cup run i actually paid attention to so it is close to my heart#alexander ovechkin#washington capitals#troubled birbs#mere.gif
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Nicklas Bäckström + Alexander Ovechkin ― Ho sceso, dandoti il braccio, almeno un milione di scale, Eugenio Montale (trans. William Arrowsmith)
#whatever happens tonight happens. but let me mourn my first ever hockey season#and the player that got me falling into the sport that i got to see play a total of two times. thank you nicke#thank you caps for having stockholm syndrome'd me into following the rest of the season anyway too#by virtue of being weirdhorny ig#what a ride guys! theres a drabble that i would've liked to post instead of this but. alas life works against me in every way#and i've got to prep exams. so im mourning both my life situation and the caps'#by fucking w THE mourning poem#that i've been obsessed w since i read it the first time for my hs literature program.#if by virtue of anything this got you interested in reading more of montale's translated works#this i picked from the 1998 translation of the collection satura by william arrowsmith published by ww norton#bit old but it's the only translation i found that didn't make me completely tick haha. if you're not interested in this poem in particular#there's a lot more translations and collections you can look into#rant over lmao#nicklas backstrom#nicklas bäckström#alexander ovechkin#alex ovechkin#washington capitals#nickeovi#819#hockey rpf#hockey stuff#hockey poetry
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"Today's Gr8/8"
Washington Capitals via Instagram (08-Aug-2024)
#alexander ovechkin#hockey#washington capitals#GOD i love my horrible mamà#he's the perfect hockey player.#incomprehensible tunnel rituals.#full of love.#will skate directly through you.#will personally fuck your goalie.#💖💖💖
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