#fuck man this isnt fair

[ghostlyclementiny]

I lied about coping normally

[moonlightflower-queen]

Rip Persephone she only ever got to raise plants

[beyondthislifetime]

People who truly dislike Edwina Sharma are wild. Heaven forbid an 18 year old be charmed after being almost relentlessly pursued by an older man. Three married women, including her mother, are for the match. THE QUEEN is for the match. The only person saying he isn't right for her is her sister and like I'm sorry but my sister could swear that a man wasn't that into me and I would not listen if he BOUGHT ME A HORSE!???!!?!!

[storywestistrash]

i am actually so tired of the way westerners treat eastern europeans

[awkwardarmadildo]

im rereading lockwood and co for the however manyth time and im just sat here screaming to myself about how mad i am that thwy canceled the show and also how fucking desperately i need the books from lockwoods pov hhajzjzjzbbsbsbsb please i am dying i dont know how to search in tags for a good retelling of the books in his pov i am fucking BEGGING i need to read all of the books from his perspective all five no changes in the narrative or the story just gimme all of it from his perspective i need to read how madly and deeply he is gone on lucy (and goegre i am a fucking sucker for throuple fics give george all the kisses if lucy and lockwood domt kiss him I WILL) P L E A S E I AM BEGGING I NEED IT I NEED TO READ LOCKWOODS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I NEED TO EAT IT TO FEEL IT IN MY BONES TO WRITE THE WORDS ON MY SOUL BRO

en ee wayz

anybody got any fic recs ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

(bonus points if its a throuple fic i love lugeorgewood)

[martyrbat]

habeas corpus – detective comics #1086

(ID in alt!)

[r3xcorvus]

The spanish news: our heart goes to the people of Valencia but lets cut to the news regarding USA elections

[professorjirt]

not to be bitter about the Durins again but it will never stop pissing me off to a burning degree that in the movies Kíli dies off in a little corner with no one but one elf he met two days ago around, and she’s nerfed to the point she’s utterly helpless until RIGHT AFTER he’s killed. It feels so bullshit and unfulfilling. I remember me and a friend were huge fans of the Durins (her even more than me) as well as the little Kíli and Tauriel side story back when the movies came out, and we watched it in theatres and she literally said she would never watch that scene again bc it disappointed her so badly. She skips it to this day. Bc why the fuck did they have Kíli die for an elf he barely knew (I like Tauriel but it is true— they’ve known each other for maybe two or three days total) over the family he ran out into battle to defend, the family he set out on the quest with and the family that he was so proud of. Why was he not with his brother, or trying to defend his uncle who was still very much alive and in danger? Tauriel literally just serves to get Kíli killed in that scene, bc they nerf her (CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD. Even against a tough orc she should be holding her own) but have Legolas out there holding his own, and it is nowhere NEAR as emotionally devestating as the single sentence we’re given in the book of how Kíli and Fíli went down defending their uncle. I can almost excuse the change in how Fíli dies bc it does hold emotional weight, but Kíli’s death going from the devotion of family even to his own doom into dying for an elf he has puppy love for while being totally cut off from the other dwarves fucking killed the scene for me. And there isn’t really even a good payoff for Tauriel afterward either. We just leave her there regretting she ever loved him. It hurts me so damn much, and not least of which is because for every video someone does as a tribute to Thorin and his nephews, it always takes a sharp left turn into Tauriel watching Kíli die all by himself and it doesn’t even feel related to the other’s deaths. I think it would have felt much more like the best of both if they’d kept Kíli dying defending his family, and then have Tauriel come to him as he’s dying. But that’s not what happened. It fucking sucks. I promise I do like the movies but I will stand hard by saying that it’s weakest writing is the latter half of the second and the former half of the third movie. It only really picks up to consistently good scenes at Thorin’s battle with Azog in my opinion. Sorry for another brief hater moment but man. Man.

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

This is the longest thing I’ve submitted to WW so far. I present to you a daydream that wouldn’t leave me alone while I was in Greece last week. Boyfriend Danny has my heart!

——

You were napping in the afternoon sun on the sun loungers you’d rented for the day. Enjoying the warm breeze, head still a little fuzzy from the heat and the mojitos you and Danny had from the beach bar with lunch.

Slowly fluttering your eyes open you notice him missing from the bed next to you. You sit up and turn around just as he’s coming out of the sea James Bond style, looking like a literal Greek god. You watch him walk back to you as he casually throws his hair up in a high bun. God you love him.

“Hey baby, you enjoy your nap?” He leans down net to you placing a salty kiss on your lips, droplets of sea water falling off of him.

“You should have woken me up, we could’ve swam together” you pout a little

“I know beautiful but you looked so peaceful I didn’t want to disturb” another salty kiss.

As he pulls away you see a mischievous smirk appear on his face “you do seem like you need to cool off though”

He whips the hair tie out of his hair and shakes his soaked curls out over your sun baked skin and you gasp sharply “Daniel that’s so cold!” bolting upright on the sun bed you go to tickle his sides in retaliation and he easily dodges you, chuckling as a playful frown crosses your face.

“You are so dead”

“So come at me bro” he taunts.

He shoots off in the direction of the Mediterranean and you chase after him over the hot sand. You catch him once the sea slows him down and tackle him into the shallow waters, finally getting a chance to tickle his sides.

“Okay okay you got me now quit it!”

You relent and you both try to catch your breath between laughter.

“Oh babe I forgot, I got us something!” You run out of the water back to your beds, pull out 2 snorkels and speed back to the ocean full of playful excitement.

“(Y/n) these are perfect!” He grabs a snorkel, pulls you into a hug and presses even saltier kisses all over your face while you both go into fits of giggles.

You spend a while bobbing around wearing your snorkels, spotting fish and shining rocks on the sea bed in the crystal clear waters. After a while Danny taps you on the shoulder and you both come back above the water with red rings on your faces from where the snorkels had been.

You’re floating on your back now with your eyes shut, rolling gently over the waves. But what you don’t see is how Danny is looking at you. He admires your sun kissed beauty and can’t believe his luck that you met, that you agreed to go on a date with him, that you’re celebrating your 1 year anniversary in paradise.

You feel his eyes on you and crack one eye open, his gaze never falters as the biggest smile spreads across your face at your gorgeous boyfriend. You swim over to him and wrap your arms around his neck, bringing him to the sweetest kiss. He hums against your mouth as you deepen the kiss and brings your legs to wrap around his waist. Knowing you could easily get carried away, you both pull away, pupils blown, smiles wide. He runs his knuckles over your pink cheekbones and sighs “I love you so much baby”

“Not as much as I love you” taking that hand in yours and kissing his knuckles. Breaking out of his spell you take a glance back at the beach “Danny I think we scared everyone away” you whispered, noticing that it’s almost empty of people. “Naa they just don’t know how to have fun like we do. You wanna go find some cool rocks before we go?”

Satisfied with your haul of colourful rocks safely in the pocket of Danny’s trunks, you take up your spots on the sun beds and dry off in the last of the evening sun. The car journey back to your rented apartment is spent singing Cat Stevens and Fleetwood Mac at the top of your lungs with his hand in its favourite spot on your thigh.

[swordfaery]

anyway my favourite thing about dead men fanfiction is the wildly different characters we all write. like. not even the ones who have been dead for years and have so little actual characterisation but even the ones who were alive in canon were probably very different one hundred, two hundred, three hundred years ago. also theyre under characterised in fiction. also we are all just having fun

[ace-with--a-mace]

houses head wilsons heart crushed me wtf doctors...

[esspurrr]

oughhhh

[schizowitchic]

also like i partially found out i might be intersex because i was looking at trans stuff and there was like "(however many) months on t and finally seeing some bottom growth" and like pictures of t-dicks and i was like.... um.... that's kind of just what my clit looks like anyways. so i was like "hey google give me a quick rundown on this" and learned what clitoromegaly was and then i was like. hm. intersex resources. and it's like a sign? symptom? side-effect? of certain intersex conditions

[skyburger]

"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die

[saltynsassy31]

My friend told me

This is....

WHATS THE POINT!?!?!? What's the point of even trying if every splatfest it's the same thing!?!?!?

You people in shivers team don't get how hopeless it feels because you guys keep winning, how soul crushing it is that no matter how hard you try you know your labour will be fruitless

It's awful, I don't even know why I keep coming back, maybe cuz I'm delulu and think something will change when it won't

The biggest trouble is the votes, how do they keep getting so uneven!?!? This isn't fair at all! We had no chance to begin with

I love shiver, she's not my favourite character but I love her a lot like I do with the rest, shiver isn't who I have beef with, its the people representing her

What's the point of splatfest if it doesn't matter what team you pick? This isn't fair!

[waywardsalt]

deciding (and realizing based on the way i write and think abt it) that no matter what bellum is not making it out of swabbie rank. he’s put at the lowest rank of whatever hierarchy linebeck decides to adhere to no matter what, no matter the au. bellum can be practically a stowaway or romantically involved with the captain but he is swabbie while link made it to first mate in a handful of months and while being like twelve. bellum gets the mop. to humble him.