#fuck kripke

[cha-lii]

if it had been hughie the shapeshifter turned into, and annie that they tricked and raped and proposed to - there would have been monologue after monologue this episode about how violated annie felt.

and if hughie had blamed annie for even an instant for not realising it wasn’t him or for being raped or accidentally getting engaged to a person who had the same face, body, voice, mannerisms and memories as him - the amount of unholy backlash hughie’s character would face in the show and from fans would blow him away.

why are people (and the fucking shitty writers) so fucking quick to dismiss hughie’s trauma and accept annie’s wrongdoings just because he’s a man and she’s a woman? being a man doesn’t immediately make you the wrong one, and being a woman doesn’t excuse your mistakes. like, they both suffered huge amounts of trauma - why should either of them have had to apologise for what happened to them? and to the people saying “oh annie forgave him and they made up immediately after” no - she told him to get an std test and somehow that made everything okay again?? seriously?? roles reversed, how would that have felt coming out a man’s mouth to a woman?

fuck kripke so much

[thedeadedhooman]

get me on the call with eric kripke because I need to know his version of the supernatural finale. I just know it would've been a banger. it would've been the darkest of shit and horrifyingly gory and too tragic to even rewatch but it would give you a fetish so bad you'd find yourself going back and watching it while you gag and jack off at the same time. it would've been wacky enough to even have him cancelled by a section of the fandom.

[blindmagdalena]

and ANOTHER thing about sage!!!

'smartest character in the world' is always such a difficult trope to write because the writers can almost never make that pay off in a satisfying way. but it WORKED here. not only did it work phenomenally well from a plot perspective, they made it work so beautifully from a character perspective!

the fact that she's doing this for enrichment! just to prove she can! because for her entire life she's been disrespected and pushed aside and underestimated not only as a supe, but as a black woman? revolutionary. best character in the show. i'm in love.

[drulalovescas]

Remember when Castiel was in his bad bitch era?????

[angel-fruitcake]

S5 of the boys

Misha doing a terrible accent featuring Eric on the floor crying because of it and the email he just got informing him the masses want 7 more seasons. Jensen is blanking out and has forgotten all his lines because he is horny, cue 30 minutes of solid silent staring earning the episode a 9.8 star rating. Danneel shows up with a cowboy hat. In an effort to be realistic and because they didn’t like the look of fake sharks, they got real ones, this leads to Jared dying before he can play his character so they hire a mop instead. No one notices and the money he would’ve been paid instead funds the top two most reliable lgbtq+ charities. End scene.

who fuckin wrote this. reveal yourself immediately and somebody get prime video on the phone STAT

[sprimps]

they're thinking about very different things

[mxltifxnd0m]

tell me why i never put the pieces to together that in szn 4 when sam and dean are sent to that workplace AU by the angels that their last names are based on the gun company Smith and Wesson?!!

like me and my friend were talking about it and wondered why dean had a basic ass last name then we realized why it was like that

dean smith

sam wesson

Smith and Wesson guns

and then their actual last names are also based on the winchester gun brand 😭😭

eric kripke you will always be famous for this in my heart

[genericpuff]

that does it, i'm taking hughie away from eric kripke

[hannahwatcheshorror]

SEASON ONE RECAP

e1- Pilot- The brothers are back together because dad is missing. They hunt a Lady in White before Sam's girlfriend Jess gets the Winchester Woman Special. (🔥)

e2- Wendigo- It's Wendigo season at Blackwater Ridge (like it is every 23 years) and the boys need to Winchester Woman Special him good. (🔥)

e3- Dead in the Water- A drowned boy causes trouble for lake town by drowning off family members of the folks who killed him. Dean gets a kid sidekick and a smooch from a MILF!

e4-  Phantom Traveler- Demon on a plane! Dean faces his fear of flying so the boys can face their first demon!

e5- Bloody Mary- Bloody Mary goes after secret murderers before the boys give her a taste of her own medicine! Sam misses Jess.

e6- Skin- A Skinwalker takes on Dean's appearance when Sam goes back to visit some old college friends! Always kill your double!

e7- Hook Man- Preacher's daughter with insane Christian guilt accidently commands a hook-handed spirit to kill. The boys sort it out sorority style.

e8- Bugs- The boys are bugged by insected when some realtors build on cursed land. But they bring a family closer together!

e9- Home- Homeward bound to see their own lady on fire (mama dearest) who saves their hydes from a poltergeist! They just miss papa, John, though.

e10- Asylum- Helpful spirits in an asylum freak everyone out while trying to keep a creepy surgeon's evil spirit at bay. Ends with a call from Dad?

e11- Scarecrow- Super spooky scarecrow is a pagan God killing couples for a good harvest and the town loves it! (Wack) Sam splits off momentarily to find Dad but instead meets Meg (a demon!).

e12- Faith- Rita from Dexter and a Reaper! Oh my! A faith healer is swindled by his own wife in this one and Dean is saved in more ways than one.

e13- Route 666- The boys take care of a racist truck driving spirit in this episode! Dean hooks up with an old girlfriend he used to love.

e14- Nightmare- A telekinetic kills his abusive family then himself as Sammy's premonitions get more intense. Sam also moves something with his mind!

e15- The Benders- Humans kidnap Sam then attempt to hunt the boys for sport when this messed up family crosses paths with our boys.

e16- Shadow- Meg the demon tricks the boys into inviting their father to Daeva country. They agree they ought to split up again for safety and to find the demon that killed their mom and Jess.

e17-  Hell House- A Tibetan thought form, or Tulpa, becomes a problem for the fellas when everyone believes different things about the thing!

e18- Something Wicked- A Shtriga (child eating witch) is terrorizing the kids in a town by playing doctor and Dean goes all super brother!

e19- Provenance- Bust out your best suits, it's auction time when an expensive painting hosts the ghost of a child who keeps killing whoever owns it.

e20- Dead Man’s Blood- Vampires are real and they killed a hunter so now Papa John is back and the boys are so happy! They also get The Colt, a gun that can kill pretty much anything supernatural.

e21- Salvation- The Winchesters have a trace on the demon that killed their mom and Jess but Meg splits them up and makes John go find her while the boys save another family from flames. John is captured in our first to be continued episode!

e22- Devil’s Trap- The boys meet up with Bobby for some help and are able to exorcise Meg back to hell. They also learn how to make demon traps! They find John but he is possessed by the yellow eyed demon (the one who killed their mom and Jess) and the boys face a tough choice but ultimately let the demon go so their dad could live. Ends with a cliffhanger of the Winchesters being hit by a big truck! Dun dun dun!

[ihatedean]

you know how if sam and dean fucked it would be less weird than whatever they have going on. it's literally the same w jensen and jared

[luxurystark-jackson]

foils sam and dean are everything to me.

sam is demon imagery and like. the evil one so to speak. imagery wise. but then they put him in a white suit when he’s lucifer, and lucifer talks about wanting to preserve the earth and god’s creation.

dean is angelic imagery (so to speak) and the Good One™️. the chosen one to be michael’s vessel. but. he’s wrath and vengeance and violence and lust. and all the things that are really more sinful (i.e seven deadly sins and stuff).

they both symbolise the two sides of the war (i.e the angels and the demons) but then. both sides want the same thing. demons (or, well, lucifer) want the world to be free of humans and be just its pure self, aka paradise. the angels want to just be done with all the war and reach paradise.

in a similar way, sam and dean constantly have the same intention, whether it be killing yellow eyes, killing lilith, killing lucifer. whatever. ultimately they always have the same goals but sam is always portrayed taking the “evil” route and dean always takes the “righteous” route.

ALSO. it’s really just parallel after parallel honestly. sam will be focused on the “evil” route thinking that it’s the right way but at the same time he has moral doubts between. like lucifer intending to destroy humanity but then some demons rebel and keep them alive (technically ruby? but not really).

dean will be focused on the “righteous” route, obviously thinking it’s the right way and shunning sam’s route because it’s “evil”, but he is the violent one and the ruthless one. like the angels smiting and killing those who are “evil” without remorse.

really at this point it feels like all we’ve got going is that the universe keeps pitting these two against each other and somehow they keep ending up together regardless.

spn is really just a show about how good and evil aren’t really good and evil, and they have to exist together for the world to function

edit: CRAZY. GABRIEL VALIDATED MY ANALYSIS. good times

[rhenobee]

Dean Winchester// Jensen Ackles

[crimsoncountess]

this bit is driving me insane because emma said that cate tried to make luke forget sam by repeatedly wiping his memories of him but he just can't forget about him?!? luke's love for his younger brother transcended the memory wiping since he knew sam before his death. he undid cate's brainwashing just to rescue sam and bring him back, which speaks volumes about the strength of their brotherhood. luke was sam's hero and had him and only him, but then he lost him :(

[theboyskisser]

Tek and Homie should have been given more screen time together I think

[soullessjack]

going 2 bed now but before I do please take my kripke era jack again

[medusas-daughter]

Eric Kripke watched incels completely miss the point and fawn over Homelander, so he dressed Alexander Calvert in full Homelander stan gear and proceeded to hit him in the balls, explode his dick, and who knows what the fuck else just to make his feelings clear. And I respect that.