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he’s got a big cock i know it
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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
#bazinga!#I’ve been meaning to add these tags for a minute but it was too funny to keep the original line bazinga tag#if you see this i would appreciate this post not be tagged as wornld building#and if you want to use this concept in your D&D campaign#you don’t need to show this post or anything#but if you would please mention after the plot line ends that the original post was written all at once in a pretty desperate state#i thought about ginkgo trees while walking my dog late that night#and when i found myself hopeless and completely alone at midnight#I opened tumblr and talked to myself#and hit post#and went to bed#then it got 2000 notes and i woke up to the realization that the entire time I had said bacteria#when i fully meant fungus#fuck!!!#u don’t need to say all that just please include the context that this is a very personal post#thank u!#I’m not mad it’s not obvious from the post that i was ranting into the void
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strawbebbie………. 🍓 blubberrie…….. 🫐 oraneg……… 🍊 peeache…….. 🍑
#i just woke up and im hungry for FUIT but i don’t have any and can’t eat it anyway :(#it’s so fucked up i love the taste of fruit but my mouth and stomach do not. crying so loud#dove talks
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The pylidaigh, a type of vampiric snow ghost, as imagined in folklore in and around the Highlands.
This is a ghost believed to come into being when a person dies in the snow and their body is not found before their soul (still trapped without its funeral rites) 'freezes' inside of it. The body then reanimates into a pylidaigh's twisted form. It looks like someone who slowly died of starvation, just a thin layer of flesh over bones. Its skin is as white as the snow itself, so pale it can blend seamlessly into a blizzard. Most of its body appears subtly stretched and lanky, save for its exceptionally unsubtle long, skinny arms, which drag on the ground behind it when it walks. After a big meal of blood, its belly swells like the abdomen of a tick.
A pylidaigh can only tread across snow and ice, and so doorways and windows are best kept clear of snowfall during the winter in order to prevent it from reaching inside. It mostly comes out to hunt during blizzards when there is little that can prevent it from catching its victims.
In spite of its fragile appearance, a pylidaigh is supernaturally strong, and can run at great speeds when it wants to. No mortal weapons can pierce its body, nor can any bonds known to craftsmen hold it in place. It is usually said that chains forged like iron but made out of ice can bind a pylidaigh and render it immobile, but this smithing technique remains tragically elusive to the average joe.
This ghost is either cast as a wildly dangerous but tragic figure, or one that is more simply malicious. In either case, it is described as experiencing nothing but bitter cold. It shivers endlessly. It retains distant memories of what it was to be alive, and it is motivated by a futile desperation to experience the feeling of warmth again.
In more sympathetic framings, it is described as using its freaky gibbon arms to capture its victims and pull them into an embrace, rather innocently trying to warm itself against their body. This inevitably fails, and the embrace becomes a bone crushing squeeze. When that too fails to warm the ghost, it rips out the person's throat and drinks their blood until the victim is as cold and drained as the pylidaigh itself.
In other cases, this more pitiable narrative of a ghost seeking warmth with no comprehension of its actions is discarded in favor of making it purely monstrous. Here it is a type of vampire with an insatiable thirst, practically a physical manifestation of the worst of winter itself. Some tales acknowledge both variants, suggesting a pylidaigh's violent attempts to warm itself may be initially devoid of malice, but turns into an act of furious jealousy of the warmth of the living after years of suffering.
The only (more or less) surefire method to permanently kill a roaming pylidaigh involves trapping it with fire. They are attracted to any source of heat, and will attempt to warm themselves with the flames (if not tempted away by a juicy living human body). The fire itself cannot kill them (as the sheer cold of their body is more powerful even than flame) but they can be trapped if kept near the fire long enough for the snow it depends upon to melt. This does not kill the pylidaigh either. The monster will remain in stuck in place (and potentially become a threat again if it snows more) for the duration of the winter. Only when the spring comes and all the snow melts does it revert into a normal human carcass (though mysteriously invulnerable to decay), at which point it can be cremated.
Pylidaigh in the wilds also revert to a human corpse during the snowless seasons, but will roam again each following winter unless it is burnt in the interim. It is of critical importance that any human corpse found in high mountain pasture is cremated- not only out of respect for the poor soul trapped as an earthbound ghost, but to prevent the threat of the possible dormant pylidaigh emerging next winter.
#Imagine this thing Naruto running towards you at 20 mph#This was loosely inspired by me getting hypothermia once while camping very close to a town but on a mountainside a few#miles above it. Think it would be considered moderate I knew what was happening but was very confused and disoriented#Knowing my body was too fucking cold and my heartbeat was too slow and I couldn't stop shivering#Looking down on the lights below and being like Bro I Have To Get There And Get Warm Or Am Going To DIE#I woke up from sleep while in this state which like. Thank god because otherwise I might have legit died but it felt like I was dreaming.#It was so surreal just like walking then driving towards the lights knowing I NEEDED to get there NEEDED to get warm.#I was able to drive down without getting into an accident and got to a hospital so it ended up okay and my arms didn't strecth#out like a gibbon or anything.#folklore#hill tribes#I've been working on a pylidaigh folktale for a few days but it's taking a while because I keep going back and fourth on whether#I'll write it in character voice or not
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The dawn of Newspeak is on the rise...
And you claim you are for "free speech"...
Just in case you don't want to read the article. These are the words Trump has forbidden:
activism
activists
advocacy
advocate
advocates
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biased
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biases
biases towards
bipoc
black and latinx
community diversity
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female
females
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hate speech
excluded
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hispanic minority
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Igbt
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sense of belonging
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women
women and underrepresented
Don't believe me? Here's more about it.
Enjoy!
#free speech#freedom of speech#censorship#first amendment#us government#propoganda#forbidden words#newspeak#orwell 1984#1984#woke#wokeness#woke agenda#anti woke#i just woke up#magats#trump is a threat to democracy#maga cult#fuck trump supporters#maga is a cult
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#i just woke up my brain isn’t computing#it is but it’s not#rooster teeth#roosterteeth#it’s been a long time my old friend#…..and by that i mean less than a year#i guess it was a shallow grave#achievement hunter#you can be here too buddy#i guess we are so back#fuck it sure why not this might as well happen
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i'm out of my head, of my heart, of my mind
#reverse 1999#r1999#argus#tuesday#kayla (in a sense...)#i love lesbians#originally drawn for the r1999 fanart contest then i woke up and realized all my mistakes#don't submit things at 2am or else u might not notice how fucked up the hands are#enjoy the fixed version... sigh#bluepoch i'm not ai just stupid#argus reverse 1999#tuesday reverse 1999#rizsart#route77fanart
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@keferon new chapter for their Blurr plotline in the Mecha AU has once again made me go a tad insane. Get ready folks I have a two for one! A little “what if” and a headcanon!
What if during the scene where Swerve instinctively checks Blurr’s implants, Blurr subconsciously leans into that touch because fuck that’s probably the first genuinely caring and soft physical contact he’s had in fuck knows how long 🥺 Swerve ofc has the gayest of panics.
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This has been driving me up the walls/pos. They make me insane. The hurt/comfort potential of these two… I’m feral.
Swerve at some point probably: comfort?? In my hurt fanfic?? Aight.
I did say two for one didn’t I? I got this idea that Blurr has a talent for sketching. (Yes I shamelessly love a writer/artist duo) Blurr would sketch Swerve more and more. And maybe in a low and frustrated moment while sketching, he might finally remember his name…
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As someone who has scribbled out my frustrated thoughts on paper, I imagine him trying so hard to remember. And then the memory clicks mid scribble, throwing him off. He just sits there stunned for a while, tears dripping from his face. The name finally slots itself into his mind. A very important puzzle piece finally found. Slipping into place like it was always meant to be there. No doubt in his mind that it’s the right name. Finally….. he remembered. The name that has the power to hold his tired and fraying mind in one piece. The name that might have been the reason he didn’t give up and give in to the false promises and false hopes whispered to him by an insane scientist…
I’m so ill besties.
Bonus sketch because I think Blurr’s scars are so beautiful!
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#FUCK IM AM SO NORMAL#*screaming*#I woke up at 5 am because of these thoughts and just. couldn’t sleep afterwards. I had to get this out there#tf mecha universe#tf mecha au#blurr#swerve#maccadam#transformers#my art#kayzeanart
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turn on the lights, this cannot last forever
watching and dreaming promo
#i woke up and saw that trailer had dropped 5 minutes before i checked my phone. something out there needed me awake#the owl house#toh spoilers#watching and dreaming#toh season 3#luz noceda#amity blight#hunter noceda#gus porter#willow park#the owl house spoilers#this episode is gonna fuck so HARDDDDD its ticking all my fav trope boxes so far from just 44 seconds of promo material omg#guys im sweating sm i sat down chugged a monster and didnt move a muscle until this was done. my demons#hdhfdhfgdjhgd guys!!!! im so unwell
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it shall be cuboided soon
#just something fun and new for my little sad and tired brain tonight! not meant to be perfect#ULTRAKILL#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill v1#KRITA#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#TWO TONE#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#TAG YAP#V1 NO!!!!! YOURE IN THE SHRINKING BOX !!!!!! FUCK IT CANT HEAR US IT HAS NOISE CANCELLATION ENGAGED /ref#GOD THIS. THIS FUCK. INSIGNIFICANT. IT WAS ONLY AN HOUR AND 1/2 BUT IT FELT LIKE IT TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO FINISH#kept changing stuff and then i wanted wings and then i wanted all arm variations and then i blanked out and woke up with this#i mean- i like it so i dont mind but i just was half concious halfway through this#BTW YES IT IS TRANS. I HIT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WITH MY TRANSGENDER BLAST !!!!!!#i love my transgender blast beam#the moment i realised i had the trans beam right i started fucking utilising it at every moment#i get it now....... trans happiness..............#i finally fucking get it#anyways uhmmm#heavily inspired by dect/mothcpu#can you fucking see where i got lazy#its pretty easy to tell#also has anybody else had the deer anime intro song stuck in their head because of#the ultrakill rendition (my machine friend nikontan) of it#because i know i have#ITS NOT HEALTHY IN HERE#PLEASE GET ME OUT!!!! DEER HELL !!!!!
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He is FUcking gorgeous
#my gifs#queue#ghost band#papa emeritus iv#copia#the band ghost#ghost#popia#i was just about to sleep and now im woke the fuck up thinking about how i wanna fuck this old man on this chaise chair#But his eyes his expressive#his poise#he is 🥴🥴🥴#papa iv#rite here rite now#rhrn#dif colouring because feels more intimate to me
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johnny breaking in your pussy to prepare it for a bigger cock (simon’s) :(
#says shit like ‘‘youd hate him if we dont let me fuck you first yeah?’’#…johnnys not even your boyfriend. its simon#one day you just woke up to the proposition and coaxed into agreeing because simon ‘im not good with virgins’ riley#and johnny ‘i love breaking in pussies’ mactavish honest to god hypnotized you#like. maybe it does make sense that johnny (your boyfriend’s best mate) fucks you first. thats just courtesy aint it?#and if their two other colleagues were invited. well thats just simon showing you off#ghoap x reader#sun rambles
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Good morning woke up with the urge to get fucked by Sylus first thing in my morning. Sweet ‘good morning’ kisses and gentle pets and caresses that eventually turns into his tongue in my mouth and his hand under the shirt he gave me, pinching and squeezing my tits. His hips rutting into me from behind, soft moans leaving his mouth only to be swallowed by my own. And when he can’t take it anymore, with his his hand tangling into my messy bed head, the other goes to pull his boxers down, and he’s murmuring in my ear how pretty I am, how beautiful, how he needs me, how he wants me, can he fuck me please please please.
#「 💦 」 whipped.cream#「 🐈⬛ 」 catcze.desserts#All this to say. i woke up extremely h word.#is this selfshipping maybe maybe not idk I just wanna get FUCKED#Sylus x reader#Sylus smut
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Tacomic divorce but its season 1 (rebonk my art for more art)
#inanimate insanity#ii#tacomic#ii taco#ii microphone#thegloopart#oh my fucking god#yall know something funny#i just woke up#and this has almost 200 notes#thank you#yall bless my day fr fr
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watching dreams stream rn and the way dream always carries out conflict/confrontation conversations with entire paragraphs of stating everything about the situation from his perspective, how it makes him feel, what can be done about it and basically being extremely emotionally intelligent and mature for which the main proof is the message he sent tommy that he showed in the beginning VS tommys portrayal of him being a purposefully slow caricature with 'youre a bully 2x' 'its mine' 'youre the worst person ever' making him seem like a child mentally... same man who called dream 'an actual bastard' for posting a meme with the r slur in it
#YALL ARE SO MAD FOR HIM SAYING THE R SLUR WHEN THATS ALL YOU PORTRAY HIM AS HUH#if theres one fucking person in the world who can reclaim it its dream and i stand by that honestly#*#dreamblr#The Way No One Asked Tommy To Fucking Do This Too#And The Way If Any Of These Ill Hearted Bitches Portrayed Dream The Way He Really Is Thered Be No Question If He Was In The Wrong#the mental gymnastics they have to do in order to make dream seem like a villain#MAKE UP UR MIND IS HE AN EVIL MANIPULATOR OR A RETARD GODS#r slur#hope i made my point clear cus i literally woke up just now
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had a dream that to censor the maigu ridge scene in svsss, mxtx replaced it with a comic acted out entirely by muppets.
muppet sqq was lying in muppet lbh’s arms and saying ‘i know you’ll hurt me, but it’s the only way!’
and muppet lbh was crying and shaking him, but eventually did what needed to be done. he smacked muppet sqq over the head with a giant eggplant, killing him instantly.
then muppet lbh fell to his knees and screamed ‘SHIZUUUUUUN!!!!!!!’
muppet sqq sat up, looked up at him, looked to camera, looked back at him, whacked him with his fan, and said ‘keep it down! that hurt; i’m trying to sleep.’
#the eggplant was so fucking big#bigger than either of them#eggplant as long as the heavens#peerless eggplant#eggplant shooting toward the sky#i don’t know why this is what my brain decided i needed#when i woke up i just kind of stared at the ceiling like ??????#svsss#luo binghe#bingqiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#svsss shitpost#scum villain shitpost#mxtx#yapping
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