#fuck him for being so hot

[justalildumpling]

lee jeno or na jaemin sports au anyone? because ur girl is currently in shambles after watching the alley oop archiving video🙃🙃🙃

[polinsated]

[keferon]

What are your thoughts on a decepticon prowl?

Oh I'm all for it. But! Only if he's actually a Con. Like. Wholeheartedly.

Not "nnnooo we're doingg a bad thing and I kind of dont wanna do bad thing but I have no choice poor me".

You know how in canon he truly believes he's on the right side and makes everything to ensure that Optimus wins the war? You know how he's willing to make every tough decision so Optimus doesn't have to risk his reputation? You know how he literally makes Autobots look like shiny brave and clean heroes who did nothing wrong ever?

I want all that but the other way around. I want him to do that for Megatron and for the Decepticons. The implications would be so fucking dramatic I could write a whole essay.

Low rank Cons would hate him so fucking bad.

Starscream would try to murder him at least once a day.

Megatron would absolutely treasure him. Autobots would have it r o u g h

Can you imagine

[laddertek]

etho said actually you _don't_ understand the intricacies of how tango is my boyfriend and bdubs is my ex

(and how tango and bdubs kiss too)

Scar: We went on that little adventure, you know! Etho: Yeah, yeah, we had our adventure, that's true, that's true. Scar: You disparaged your teammates. That's it, all right, no more spoilers. Etho: (laughs) Our team has -- our team has some weird dynamics this -- this season. Cleo: (overlapping) Really, Etho? Is there trouble in paradise? (pause) Who's third-wheeling with you, again? I can't remember. Etho: (laughs) Uhh. The -- Cleo: Genuinely can't remember. I know it's you and Bdubs. And...Tango? Tango. Tango. Etho: (loudly) Why -- Why is Tango the third wheel? Why -- why isn't Bdubs the third wheel? Cleo: Because it's you and Bdubs. I'm sorry. I understand how that relationship goes. Etho: (dissatisfied) Hmm.

[just-null]

i love the more well known characters and all but im pushin them all aside to focus on those in the back. i love background characters so fucking much. ino..... ino come back..

[otto-doctavius]

wade wilson body worship. can anyone hear me

[hqbits]

basically their first (official) meeting in my au 😭

[bl00dalchemist]

He’s running away from los wiwis

[teddybeartoji]

toji fucking your throat always ends up in such a big fucking mess; you're crying, you're slobbering all over yourself and him, his pre is mixing with your spit and it's dripping down your chin and your neck and his balls and it's somehow even on your thighs – it's a lot.

but it's all only making him harder.

you gag around him and he rasps out a row of curses, his lust filled eyes fixated on your pretty face. you can't even look back at him, your mind set on trying to breathe through your nose – you feel so fucking full and it's getting so hard to breathe, your head is dizzy and your knees are starting to hurt, but you refuse to stop. the moans and groans that spill from toji's scarred lips are what egg you on, what gives you the strength to keep on going.

with his fingers wrapped around your neck, toji feels himself move inside you and it's driving him fucking insane. he's swimming in a daydream, he's having a rough time believing this is really happening – you're taking him so well, and you feel so good and you look so pretty and fuck, the way your throat keeps clamping down on him as you gag and the filthy fucking sounds that you're letting out. he thinks he really might be in love.

"shit, sweetheart..."

the petname has you humming around his cock, which in return makes him instantly force himself as deep as he can; his heavy, spit covered balls are flush against chin and at this point, all you can do is sink your nails into his thighs for support.

"look at me."

it takes you a second to even register what he said, your all mind fuzzy and gone. but then you do so anyway – glassy eyes and tear stained cheeks, toji reckons you look like a fucking angel.

his knees nearly give out when you shake your head ever-so-lighty, just enough to rub your nose against his pubes, just enough to push him over the edge.

he spills his load deep down your throat with a loud groan and lets his head fall back as you swallow around him. he almost misses the way you tap his thigh, his body overwhelmed by the wave of pleasure rushing through him, but when you do it a little stronger the second time, he's quick to pull you off of him.

you swallow another time, but cum still dribbles from the corners of your lips – there's always so much of it and you're still trying to get used to that. wiping the rest of it with the back of your hand, you crane your neck to look at your lover once more and knot in your stomach tightens just a little at the sight of him; covered in sweat, red in the face, disheveled hair and a stupid lovesick grin – you, too, think he looks like a fucking angel.

with a sniffle, you try to keep yourself from falling over but you're so tired, your body and mind both numb after all of your hard work. but before you can even think about climbing onto the bed with him, his hands are reaching for yours.

he pulls you to him with one swift move and cradles you against his chest, completely ignoring the mess you've made for a moment. he doesn't take his eyes off of you as nuzzle your face into him – he knows you're about to pass the fuck out, you always do, but he thinks it's cute.

toji wipes a thumb over your cheek to rid of the drying tears and then leans in closer to press a kiss to the very same spot. he lets out a breathy laugh when you push at him, murmuring something about 'being dirty'.

as if he fucking cares.

he presses another kiss to your nose and then to your lips. and then he's smearing the remnants of his own cum all over your cheek.

but just as you're about to bite at him from being ridiculous, he's already got a shirt in his hands, ready to clean you up.

he ignores the way you glare at him with a sly little smirk on his face and simply continues to gently wipe your face, your neck, your chest and then your thighs – he takes his time with you, he doesn't rush it at all because he really does feel proud of the mess you've created together and he won't hide it either.

by the time he's all done, you've already dozed off. skin on skin, you've always felt the safest like this; you melt into your lover and with one last kiss to the crown of your head, toji lets you get your rest. he'll stare at you for a few more minutes before joining you in dreamland.

skin on skin, he's always felt the safest like this.

[errorkey]

wait i feel like i Need to say something re: the kantbison bondage scene in ep3 part 4

i've been seeing a Lot of people be like "yeah no that scene was really off-putting idk ://"... i think that was the point?

neither of them are actually in the moment. kant is very clearly not enjoying himself At All, and bison is inebriated (and drugged???) past the point of real comprehension.

but that's the thing – that scene isn't about the two of them having sex. it's about them trying to desperately get their hands on what they really want.

the show's established that kant isn't into this stuff in the least (as seen post-fadel's confrontation at the tattoo parlor), but he's willing to suffer through it, to grit his teeth and bear through the quite literal pain. he's willing to do anything, as long as he'll finally be able to get the evidence he needs to be free of these things forever.

on the other hand, we've seen bison state over and over how much he's wanted to do all of this, how he's never been able to find someone to actually hold power over. and now bison – younger brother, "never allowed to make a real decision of his own for even a day in his life" bison – is finally, finally able to take control over someone's life; something that's meaningful, something that matters.

that's exactly why i'd argue that the entire scene isn't meant to be "hot" or "appealing," but rather unsettling and weird (especially with the constant cuts to fadel digging(?) mysteriously in a field, but that's a whole other thing).

TLDR; kantbison's first time may have been passion and lust incarnate, but this one is so far removed from that. because, this time, neither of them actually care about the sex more than about what it means – a means to an end for kant, and a first glimpse at unadulterated power for bison.

[domsaysstuff]

I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated

Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just

Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it

Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS

Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie

Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down

And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("

Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"

[fennelwasp]

P1 clara route oh my god

[jedi-starbird]

I don't care what the hatman says I firmly believe Ahsoka is not describing Anakin as anything other than the most cringefail jedi ever.

When she finds out Anakin is Darth Vader? The same Vader she's been fighting against for a decade? The same Vader who's crimes she's had a front row seat for in the rebellion? Who killed all the friends and family she grew up with and is now also killing the new friends and family she's managed to scrape together in the ashes of everything she ever knew? Who puppets around the 501st, her and Rex's brothers, the men who trusted him with their lives, as nothing more than mindless murderers? Ohoho she wants him dead sooo bad. She takes 3 business days to process then comes back with full murderous rage unlocked. She's outside his evil lair banging pots and pans together telling him to square the fuck up, Master. Her Cain instinct is fully activated. Move outta the way old man, Ahsoka's going to do what she must and she's actually going to follow through with her words.

Obi-Wan's got the cornerstone on depression, Ahsoka's got rage covered, together they almost form one healthy grief response. (I'm imagining them both living at the same rebel base post O66 and the twins going between them for wildly contrasting takes on their dad lmao)

[maxdibert]

It was absolutely unnecessary to make the alternate Silco so damn fuckable, but thank you so much for that—and also screw you all because now I can’t get that old rat man out of my head. The things I’d let him do to me…

[dailyloopdeloop]

loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask

DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars

[xo-myloves]

Two sexy ladies 🖤💋