#fuck ass middle part

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[alukaforyou]

sometimes i think about this txt cover of invitation and... that long haired guy is just choso with his hair down TO ME

[pepperpixel]

I haven’t posted art in forever, (I am currently working on art tho!! It’s just taking me a bit cuz.. job..) but! But… what about if instead of the art u guys came here for. I instead posted pictures of the cool lil outfits I’ve been wearing recently that im rlly proud of… what about that???

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Do you think Charles flirts with people in front of Erik in hopes of jealous se- *shot*

Ow ow ow. Okay anyway, it’s really subtle flirting too, and like maybe Erik is the only one to realize it is flirting and that makes it all the worse so when he finally blows if you get my meaning- *Shot in the head*

anons been shot TWICE in my inbox and yet is still determined to get their message sent out to the world .... i would be a criminal not to share ....

[sapphoismymuse]

now that i think about it… the book never said what the dwarves did with those instruments after bilbo’s house…

so now i’m just imagining the dwarves arriving all the way in rivendell, dwalin and balin carrying dwarf-sized violas with them on their ponies while thorin has his full on golden harp

[frobby]

BLUE EXORCIST FANS

im here to show you:

baby yukio and shiemi

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF ATTICAN TRAVERSE: KROGAN TEAM

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Grunt With: Urdnot Wrex, Dr. Mordin Solus, Primarch Adrien Victus and The Rachni Queen I don't need luck- I have ammo. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[bananafishdepression]

Unpopular opinion: everyone was so fucking ugly at the beginning and torewards the ending of BF manga

[britneyshakespeare]

Real talk why do crushes have to Feel that intense. Like it's sooooo STUPID. WHY should I get a high off of someone looking at me and smiling for half a second WHY is that the most incomparable exciting feeling in the world? You'd think I have NO LIFE WHATSOEVER, based on the amount of SPACE it can take up in my head. I should not make eye contact and then be deranged about it for an hour. It's a DISPROPORTIONATE reaction to say the least. It's NOT logical. It's involuntary against all my best efforts.

And yet it feels so UNBELIEVABLE, and why? Unbelievable that I'd find a man pretty? Unbelievable that he'd reciprocate my gazes? It's literally NOTTTT, like fuckin, puh-shaw. Like I don't know when a man is looking at me cuz he thinks I'm pretty. I've been a woman on this planet for longgg enough now and he is not the first, second, tenth, or twentieth man to notice my outward appearance. And he knows NOTHING about me inwardly, because we've never exchanged more than courteous acknowledgments. That doesn't make him shallow, by the way, or at least not any more shallow than I am, on the other side of that coin.

WHYYYY. WHY IS IT LIKE THIS??? I was venting to one of my BFFs about this over text over the weekend and I was like girl why does my heartbeat slow down for like ten minutes after he walks by?? And she said "You're just a girl, after all" JESUS CHRIST??? NOW YOU TELL ME???

[flying-cat]

why are trump supporters all Like That

[mossytrashcan]

had a horrible realization that I have a lot in common with aegon. now why would they (vague enemy) do me like this

[swallowtail-ageha]

Shut tue fuck uppppp you are not a gangster #raisedinpoverty you live in the center of the city and your parents give you a weekly allowance

[itspileofgoodthings]

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[designernishiki]

okay but. why does it seem like 24 year old majima’s ridden a horse before. why does he talk like he has Experience. what is this lost lore

[captain-lovelace]

Playing Nu Carnival and I haven’t started the recent event or gotten anywhere close to finishing the story yet (stuck on the bear fight in Blade’s chapter) but I’m gonna be honest Huey sounds like he fucking sucks

[strohller27]

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