#fuck adulthood
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I don't want hormones, I want to de-hormone myself. I want to undo puberty and have my kid body back. That's all I want in the world.
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i hate that i’m an adult now and people’s reaction when i’m silly or cheeky is to be silly or cheeky back and it’s not tickling me about it
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wElL i gUeSs tHiS iS tHrOwInG uP lOl
seems like once millennials went past age 30, they became one of two things;
smol bean baby
2. racist grandparent
it's all just Disney Adults and MAGAloids out here.
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I’m feeling like a living zombie. I don’t want to do anything today. I want to lay in bed and stare at nothing.
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Maybe i just want a fuckin friend not a friend to fuck ygm
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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"
i'm WHEEZING LMAO
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille#it's the fucking full lips isn't it?#girls only grow lips when they reach adulthood according to western superhero comics
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When I was a little kid, my parents encouraged me to hike up a mountain with them because dad had M&Ms he'd give me at the top, and I tried my darndest with my little legs and my crocs because I refused to wear proper shoes, until I was crying because I was so tired and couldn't walk anymore.
That's what my entire life feels like right now.
#fuck adulthood#i miss the mountain#at least there i was working for candy#now im working for a liveable future
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)
If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!
[EDIT: It's OK to vent a bit about negative feelings in the comments/tags, but if you're gonna talk about killing yourself, do me a favour and fucking don't]
#polls#birthdays#ageing#milestones#organic home grown content#for me (28) while there's an element of 'where the fuck did the time go?'#30 sounds all right. even kind of nice#you're still on the younger side of adulthood but you're no longer one of those 'barely an adult' new adults#although some people might feel that change at 25#i feel like 40 is gonna be harder to deal with. that still feels like the age people's parents are#though it might look different once i'm in my 30s#100 tier#1000 tier#suicide mention
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i hate being an adult. "send this email" "meal prep" "invest" no fuck you i want to burn money and blazers in the street and make sandcastles from their ashes.
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obito loves his personal space, kakashi loves obitos personal space
#they switched personalities during adulthood#and i think its fucking funny#headcanon things#kakaobi#obikaka#obkk#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#rin nohara#naruto#naruto fanart#this 4 page format seems popular here for some reason#imma fucking do it again
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Adult hood is having to rearrange mate dates cos the cunts she works for change her day off (today) so she's working tonight even when she's doing a 15 hour shift tomorrow.
Twice the last 3 days they've done this now. I wanna see my bestie, my wifey, my oldest friend before Xmas and this baba makes his grand entrance. Looking like it ain't gonna happen now....
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funniest thing about stewy is that he’s a fucking anomaly in the roys social circle because not a single person in that family has any fucking friends. they genuinely only fraternize with family or waystar employees and then here comes stewy. the prodigal sons third-oldest friend best friend childhood friend. and guess what. he’s here to cause problems on purpose.
#and the whole family hates him because they're like who the fuck is this guy why is he here'#and kendal has to be like 'this is stewy my friend stewy' and everyones like what the fuck is a friend'#and its like. specifically insane that he’s such an old friend who’s known kendall and the roys for Decades#anyone who has a childhood friend that they're still friends with well into adulthood knows thats its like.#they're family but they're not but they are#he's almost like a brother in law#but not the same way tom is because tom is invested in the roys tom married shiv to marry into the family#but stewy 'married' into the family to get kendall out#which is why logan doesn't just hate him but sees him a threat. because he tethers one of his kids to the outside world#and on top of that he is literally. so annoying.#loml#stewy hosseini#kendall roy#kenstewy#succession#m
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absolutely obsessed with gemini Donnie's piercings! They suit him so much! and i bet theyre fun to draw too!
you also mentioned tattoos! what kind do you think he would get? like what kind of designs and where?
Ah thank you! ; w ; I just think they're fun <;3 he deserves piercings... And yeee he has quite a few tattoos as well that he builds up over the years--
both his arms host meticulously planned, carefully considered, personal and meaningful full-sleeve pieces that were done professionally by sorrelshine's older sister, leafwhistle (she's the one who pierced donnie's eyebrow in that comic!)
his legs are where everything else goes. there are dozens of different pieces patchworked all over-- some done by leafwhistle, some by other artists, some by sorrelshine (who is not a professional, let it be known, but knows how to use a tattoo gun!), some even done by himself. he let leo do one once. mikey has done several. there's everything from stick-and-poke stars to little grayscale robots to brightly colored flowers down here, and he'll shove new things wherever they'll fit whenever he feels the urge.
[ gemini au ]
#“new tattoo” is the answer for a lot of things during donnie's young adulthood#celebrating something? get a tattoo about it#unpacking some Heavy Trauma? get a tattoo about it#feeling anxious and restless and like you need to do something with your hands? get a tattoo about it#depressed and struggling and need a pick-me-up of some kind? get a tattoo about it#bored???? get a tattoo about it--#donnie and sorrel sitting casually on donnies bed together: donnie fucking around on his phone and sorrel tattooing his calf#its just good for his “grew up in the battle nexus adrenaline addict” ass#and his “grew up with no ownership or control of my body or identity” ass#once he runs out of room on his legs he'll have to figure smth else out but most of them are pretty small#has considered his tail but hasnt yet#has also considered his shell but ultimately decided he doesnt wanna over up the scars#gemini au#asks#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt separated au#rise donnie#rise donatello#rottmnt fanart#fidgetwing#tmnt#tmnt 2018#there are a few fun easter eggs in here. some more obvious some less#they all mean something in canon
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fun new fucking challenge, you don't have to comment on the quality of next mutation
#you know I did it too at first#I was the target demographic when it originally aired#the whiplash on rewatching it in adulthood hit me hard ngl#and a lot of the kids didn't even know it's there#which sure 1997 air year and some of them weren't even alive then#except then it was everywhere and on everything mentioning it#which sure not everyone has that childhood nostalgia vaccine#... but it's fucking tired#i'm tired#oOOooOOooooh it was everything bad about terminally 90s children's programming and cash grabbing of a popular media phenomenon#...okay and?#point is I ugly cackle whenever I see bandage wraps on a turtle
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the tragedy is that they died so young. they are stuck eternally as children. the experience of adulthood has been robbed from them, not just physically but emotionally. charles says himself, he never got to grow up. they never can, they never will.
#dead boy detectives#they're not like claudia from iwtv the tragedy is not that they are adults trapped in the bodies of children#as you can see that is an entirely different story#her physical adulthood was stolen but not her mental one#the boys are more similar to peter pan. playing games and adventuring forever#although peter wants to be there and is more fucked up by a mile
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