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mmm. can’t stop thinking about this gif and the cunt equilibrium of his condescending cunty little kissy face and her equally condescending cunty little two shoulder taps. they should bite each other’s dicks off freaky nasty style morning night noon sunrise sunset standing up sitting down diagonal. holy god.

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stewy when rava and kendall started dating

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SUCCESSION SEASON 4 | OFFICIAL TRAILER

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Arian Moayed as Stewy Hosseini

Succession 4x04 - Honeymoon States

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i like day-drinkin and day parties and Hollywood i like doin Hollywood shit snort it probably would

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If Kendall found out he and Stewy were fucking nasty in some alternate universe I know he’d also try and highjack his other self to feel some semblance of love and wearing another’s skin <3

somehow i feel like if kendall was severed he'd be straighter because then he could actually see women as people. but the outcome would be the same <3

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oh to be some guy in new york city being kissed by stewy on molly

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SUCCESSION (4.10) | WITH OPEN EYES

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not everyone was made to make it to the oscars, but jeremy strong sure was

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Kendall Roy - Denial is a river

this edit on tiktok

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ok i fully agree about 90% of the problems w the pussy eating poll (kendall doesn’t, despite doing so ON SCREEN, but fucking fox mulder does? jesus christ) but i maintain that logan roy is not doing that shit. you ever seen the sopranos? tony pulls the hottest women alive and it is a plot point in the show itself that he eats pussy Once a year. the other men find it weird and gay to eat pussy at all, except uncle jr, who sincerely enjoys it but lies about it to save face. saying confidently that logan roy eats pussy is a bold move that i respect but cannot agree with. marcia is hot but much like w/ tony soprano her attraction to logan is at least partially about the power and influence he has, not necessarily his sexual prowess. saying logan roy eats pussy bc marcia is hot is unfortunately also vibes based voting

i have seen the sopranos and i was thinking of that exact episode as i said that logan eats pussy. i don’t think logan eats pussy because marcia is hot i think logan eats pussy because i think logan is really good in bed and enjoys sex in all capacities, much like kendall. as much as it shouldn’t be, pussy eating IS a complicated gender issue because some men, as explored in the sopranos episode, see it as demeaning to their masculinity or some men, as explored in kendall’s character, see it as a subscription to morality but there’s also the neutral enjoyment of the act which is where someone like logan falls in (to me) like yeah u can claim toxic masculinity in logan a la the sopranos point but, to ME, logan is more of a ‘why wouldn’t you eat pussy? what are you afraid of it? that’s gay’ guy or actually, more likely, i dont think he thinks about it all that much!

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insane sentence incoming defending kendall roy's honor was fun but this site does not fuck enough for these does this character eat pussy polls to be anything more than general moral approval indicators

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you think marcia roy would marry a man who didn’t eat pussy?

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logan roy (succession)

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precisely thank u and good night

the thing that is so particularly enraging about kendall nonpussy eater accusations is that even if we didn’t see him eat pussy before our very eyes which we DID, it is absolutely essential to the fabric of his character that he is a pussy eater like even if i didn’t know he was a pussy eater i would KNOW he was a service top ‘please love me’ faux feminist box GOBBLER. use your fucking brains.

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So for the fear and insecurity this has caused, I must sincerely atone.

SUCCESSION (S2E1): "The Summer Palace"

SEVERANCE (S2E2): "Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig"

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While Kendall Roy absolutely 100% eats pussy, he thinks he's sooooo special for doing it. Thoughts?

not just special but he thinks it makes him a good person, like morally a good person for eating pussy but more than that also is that he genuinely enjoys it he genuinely loves being able to service someone competently, something he can’t do in many other aspects of his life