#ft. Lex Luthor

[frownyalfred]

Chapters: 31/32 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Lex Luthor & Bruce Wayne Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Alfred Pennyworth, Jason Todd, Lex Luthor, Leslie Thompkins Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pack Dynamics, Pack Bonding, Pack Feels, Lex Luthor Being an Asshole, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Mpreg, Omega Bruce Wayne, Alpha Clark Kent, Omega Jason Todd, Omega Lex Luthor, Beta Alfred Pennyworth, Referenced past suppressant abuse, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Presentation heat, Lazarus Pit (DCU), Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU), Alpha Jason Todd, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Pheromone abuse, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Domestic Fluff, Kryptonian Biology (DCU), no beta we die like jason todd, and come back to terrorize bruce (our readers) Series: Part 2 of a room full of coral Summary:

Sequel to a coral room.

Bruce builds a pack, piece by piece.

[gothambelfry]

the most importants in the world I love themmm

[holysupesbatman]

SuperBat Fic Recs

Woaaaah boy. I was in the Superbat tag and saw someone asking for recs and I got about 5 fics in before I realized that wouldn't fit in a reply and decided I should just make a whole post. I feel like I've read half of the Bruce/Clark tag on ao3 at this point and yet I still find more every time I look.

As a note, this post is heavily editorialized. These are all fics I've personally read and are here because I liked them and they come from my ao3 bookmarks. If you want better details about the fic, follow the links and check them out 🤷‍♀️ I'm a picky reader so the fact that it's on the list says a lot, though our tastes may vary.

Onto the recs! I'll organize them by ratings and then by length for simplicity and at the end I'll recommend some of my favorite SuperBat authors for further reading!

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Rated: G

Uno Reverse by WixenBurr (~7k rated G) is really cute and fluffy

Summary: The batkids are trying to set Batman and Superman up. Unfortunately Bruce Wayne wants to date some rando news reporter named Clark Kent.

Rated: T

Know You Better by rotasha (~6k rated T)

super fluffy and cute. I adore this fic. Summary: Clark asks Bruce on a date, not knowing he’s a famous billionaire. Bruce says yes, because this is the first time this has ever happened to him.

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173 (~13k rated T)

This one is SO much fun – Nobody believes Clark after he meets the supposed "flirty, stupid, entitled drunk" playboy billionaire Brucie Wayne when he says he's actually "clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive."

Saudade by liodain (~20k rated T)

OK THIS ONE MAKES MY HEART MELT IT'S SO FLUFFY AND SWEET I CAN'T. Like put this on your re-read when you're sad and need to feel like love and goodness exist list. Bruce breaks down in Kansas in 2006 years before BvS and meets young Clark.

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990 (~23k rated T)

It's just 20k of Clark simping for Bruce. That's it. That's the fic. He's a golden retriever and he's in love, Your Honor. Bruce is not unaffected, but the pining is glorious.

summary: Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it

Mr. Romantic by Pandamomochan (~24k rated T)

ft Established Relationship SuperBat. Summary: Clark gets tasked to write a Valentine's Day article. The end result has every single women throwing themselves at him. Clark has always been patient with the drove of Brucie fans. Will Bruce be as mature with Clark's sudden popularity?

How to Date a Superhero by @solomonara (~25k rated T)

Technically a series of fics. Pure fluff. 1. Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue. 2. Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. 3. Deleted scenes from the How to Date a Superhero series, ruthlessly cut in most cases to prevent the Robins from taking over.

In every sense of the word by froggy-o (bobafiend) (~29k rated T) From the author's summary: Alternatively titled "Why Wonder Woman is on the verge of losing her fucking mind."

I swear this fic is just Diana's eyebrow twitching as she watches Bruce and Clark start dating and she's let in on both their civilian identities meanwhile Superman and Batman are on the watchtower arguing and disagreeing about basically everything on the daily. In the name of Justice, of course. The identity porn is on a whole other level and it was done so well.

Get Over It by rotasha (~32k rated T)

heh this one has plenty of identity hijinks. Sooooo funny. Summary: Bruce needs to get over his inconvenient feelings for Superman and he meets an attractive reporter who he thinks can help him do just that. Little does he know...

the cost of being a good dad by Mawiiish (~96k rated T)

hehehe... the batkids set up a dating profile for Bruce and catfish Clark. It's more of a blind date for Bruce (not that he had any idea he was going on a date at all), but who has Clark been texting for the past several weeks??? Oh yeah. The kids. What follows is as follows. Still with capes!

Rated: M

Guardian Dog by BombusBombus (~22k rated M)

Summary: There's something wrong with Clark Kent. He has to be a villain, right? A threat? He doesn't behave like a normal person, no matter how handsome or clever he may seem.

grasp his heart (once and for all) by liodain (~32k rated M) soulmate AU fic. Pretty emotional LOTS of identity issues going on there like so much. Kinda high on the drama and angst there honestly but it was a cute read. Summary: Bruce Wayne doesn't believe in fate.

tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter (~33k rated M)

love me a fake dating AU. Summary: It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.

Strangers When We Meet by Trista_zevkia (~63k rated M)

ANOTHER soulmate AU! This time feat. Kryptonian Biology hehehe. Summary: Clark Kent thought he was straight, until Batman kick started something. The question is what did Batman start? Is Brucie Wayne able to explain it to him?

ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat (~77k rated M)

OK NO LISTEN this is one of my all-time favorite fics EVER. It's so meta and so funny. Clark is us. We are Clark. Clark is writing RPF for the Bruce/Batman ship and he's very convinced it's real EVEN THOUGH he has a huge crush on the Batman... let the hijinks BEGIN.

Rated: E

Embracing Destiny by Mithen (~8k rated E)

This one is just really really cute. Summary: As a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st century, a teenaged Clark learns a stunning secret about his own future: he and someone called "Batman" will be legendary lovers.

perfect strangers by susiecarter (~15k rated E)

like. bruh. susie did it again. This tag says it all: communication failure. I love this one though. Summary: Batman and Superman are fucking. Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are a great cover for fighting crime, and also might be dating. Bruce and Clark have no idea what they're doing; but they definitely aren't going to be able to talk themselves into stopping.

Relinquishing Control by foxyk (~25k rated E)

afsfwsdfhishdfksj no words. Read the authors summary and then just go read the fic:

Superman worries that if he lets go he'll injure his partner. Batman knows better. Batman worries that if he lets someone else in, he'll hurt them. Superman knows better.

Picture Perfect by TheSaltiestDog @the-saltiest-dog (~26k rated E)

this one is cute and then horny on main but also just so fluffy. Clark sees Bruce in a new light through candid shots, then proceeds to take lots of candid shots as they begin a relationship. Cue schmoop, fluff, smut, and – you guessed it! –Miscommunication!

A Night Off and sequel A Day Off by Mawiiish (~37k combined; first part is E, second is T)

One of my all-time favorites. My bookmark says 10/10 would read again soooooooo... 👀🤷‍♀️😅🥵

Bruce is enjoying one of his few nights off when a very persistent young man offers to buy him a drink. At first he's apprehensive; he's just here for a good time and this Clark seems to be looking for more than that. Then again, what harm can one drink do?

Clark wakes up to an empty bed and despite Bruce being honest from the start, he's still disappointed.

The Downsides to a Secret Identity by liodain (~42k rated E)

I'm currently reading this one – the summary from the author says it all, it's so good but sooo drama:

Bruce Wayne has taken a shine to Clark Kent, but Clark is more interested in the Bat of Gotham. The Bat, however, has it in for the Superman in a big way. Clark should probably have considered that before falling quite so hard. They're working together to track down some missing Kryptonian weaponry, after all...

50 Shades of Wayne by susiecarter (~161k rated E)

No but listen, this is actually so full of plot and emotional depth and not as much smut as you might think. It's a full-scale retelling of Batman v Superman but without them knowing each other's secret identities. I read it in one go... the reveal? Maybe the best I've ever read. Soooo many emotions. It's one of the few times I've read BDSM in a fic and it actually felt in character. I wasn't sure I would read it when I started, but it was a compelling read and extremely well done. Honestly, I'd read it again.

SuperBat Author Shoutouts:

susiecarter @susiecarter

liodain @liodain

Resacon1990 @sassyresacon1990

shipyrds @burins

Mawiiish @superbattrash

rotasha

Mithen

[bethanythebogwitch]

Wet Beast Wednesday: ocean sunfish

Everybody knows ocean sunfish, right? Those giant, slow, silly-looking, parasite-ridden morons that eat jellyfish and can't defend themselves from predators really are the worst fish right?

(GIF: Lex Luthor screaming "WRONG!" from the movie Superman Returns)

First of all there's no such thing as a "best" or "worst" animal and judging animals by human standards of what is cool or successful is silly because our standards are not even universal among humans, let along other species. Secondly, the closest thing we have to a way to judge a species is how successful it is in its niche and sunfish are doing pretty good, thank you very much. Today I'll be talking about sunfish and how they are not bad fish at all.

(Image: a Mola mola located near the surface of the ocean, with the tip of its dorsal fin and part of its head breaching the surface. It is a round fish with no tail, only a wrinkly region of its body. Its dorsal and anal fins are long and slender The eyes and mouth are proportionately small. It is a pale white with light grey spots. A SCUBA diver is visible in the background. End ID)

Ocean sunfish, or molas, are members of the family Molidae, which is divided into five known species across three genuses. Im mostly going to be talking about members of the genus Mola, but I'll mention the other two as well. Molas are known for their size and odd appearances, looking like someone chopped a fish in half and the front half went swimming off on its own. They are members of the order Tetraodontiformes, making them cousins to pufferfish, triggerfish, boxfish, and others. While many members of that order are known to be highly poisonous, molas are not. They also lack several other common traits. Despite being bony fish, most of the mola skeleton is made of cartilage and they do not have swim bladders, forcing them to actively swim to maintain their position in the water column. Instead of a tail and caudal fin, sunfish have a structure called the clavus. The clavus is formed mostly from connective tissue and is used as a rudder. Because the clavus is mostly made of connective tissue, damage to it is not particularly harmful to the fish. There have been molas found alive and well that have had portions of their clavus eaten by predators. Because of their shortened stature, molas have the fewest vertebrae of all fish. The dorsal and anal fins are elongated and are used to provide propulsion by flapping back and fourth similarly to how birds wings move, albeit slower. Minute alterations in the angle each fin moves through the water help with steering, while more sharp turns are aided with jets of water ejected through the mouth and gills. Like their other Tetraodintid relatives, mola teeth are fused together into a beak-like structure that prevents them from closing their mouths. They also have some more regular pharyngeal teeth in the backs of their mouths. Some reports say that the fish can make noises by grinding the pharyngeal teeth together. Mola skin is thick and rough, described as being similar to sandpaper in texture. Like most fish, the skin is covered in a layer of protective mucus.

(Image: a mola sunbathing. It is positioned with one side of its body facing the surface. Its body is just under the water's surface. End ID)

The three species in the genus Mola are Mola mola, the ocean sunfish and most well-known of the molas, Mola alexandrini, the giant, southern, or bumphead mola, and Mola tecta, the hoodwinker sunfish. Mola mola has an average weight of 247 to 1000 kg (545 to 2205 lbs), mouth to clavus length of 1.8 m (5.9 ft) and dorsal to anal fin length of 2.5 m (8.2 ft), though some individuals can get much large. The largest individual on record had a length of 3.3 m (10.8 ft), height of 3.2 m (10.5 ft) and weighed 2300 kg (5100 lbs). M. alexandrini is the largest of the species. The largest known southern sunfish measured in at 2744 kg (6049 lbs) and 3.25 m (10.66 ft) from mouth to clavus, making it the largest known bony fish in the world. They can be distinguished from M. mola by the presence of bumps on the forehead and chin, a more rounded clavus, and differently-shaped scales. M. tecta is known as the hoodwinker sunfish because it was long mistaken for one of the other two species and was only identified as a separate species in 2015 after the body of one washed up in Christchurch, Aotearoa/New Zealand and was examined by scientists. Because it has only recently been discovered, little is known about this species. They appear to have the same range of sizes and weights of the other two species and can be distinguished by a slimmer body shape and a smooth clavus. All three species are found in tropical and temperate waters worldwide, though M. alexandrini and M. tecta are more commonly found in the southern hemisphere.

(Image: a Mola alexandrini underwater. It is distinguishable from Mola mola by the two bumps above and below its facial region, making it look lumpy. It is surrounded by striped cleaner fish. A SCUBA diver is in the background. End ID)

(Image: a Mola tecta seen from the side. It is smoother than the other two species. More of its body is grey with white spots. End ID)

Molas are open-ocean dwellers that live life in the slow lane. For a long time, it was believed they were moved around by ocean currents they could not swim against, making them plankton. We now know they not only can swim against the current, they are capable of bursts of speed fast enough to breach the water's surface and briefly go airborne. Sunfish are named for their habit of basking at the surface of the water. It was formerly believed they spent most of their time at the surface, but thanks to tagging, we know they make frequent dives into the deep ocean. They likely bask at the surface to warm up between dives. You may not expect something as slow as a sunfish to be a predator, but they are. Much of their diet consists of gelatinous animals including jellyfish, siphonophores, ctenophores, and salps, though they will also eat small fish, fish larvae, squids, crustaceans, and even seagrass. Because they can't chew, sunfish move prey into and out of their mouth by rapidly switching between sucking water in and spitting it out in order to shred the prey into pieces small enough to swallow. Special mucus lining the digestive system may protect the molas from the stinging tentacles of their prey. Molas and other jellyfish-eaters like the leatherback sea turtle play an important role in the ecosystem by keeping jellyfish populations down. Jellyfish are not particularly nutritious, so the sunfish need to eat a lot of them to survive, something they seem to be pretty good at. Being slow and having a very low-energy lifestyle helps the fish survive on a less-nutritious diet, making them very energy efficient. One thing molas get a lot of flack for online is having lots of parasites (with up to 40 known species). This doesn't really make sense. Every species has parasites. An animal in the wild that doesn't have parasites is vanishingly rare. Having parasites doesn't make an animal suck, it makes them ordinary. Because of their parasite load, molas are frequent visitors to cleaner fish, who will eat their parasites. Molas will also let seabirds land on them and eat their parasites while they rest on the surface. The molas attract birds by splashing at the surface. Adult molas have few natural predators, but are hunted by sharks, sea lions, and orcas. Interestingly, sea lions have been known to kill molas apparently for sport, ripping off the fins and then leaving the mola to die.

(Image: a mola seen from the front. Multiple smaller fish are picking parasites off of its skin. End ID)

Molas are broadcast spawners who release their gametes into the water alongside each other. A female mola can release 300 million eggs at a time, more than any other vertebrate. Newly hatched sunfish are 2.5 millimeters long and are often cited as having the largest discrepancy in size between juvenile and adult of any vertebrate. An adult mola can be 60 millions times the weight of a larva. The larvae look very different than adult, lacking their dorsal and anal fins but having pufferfish-like spines. Juveniles school together for protection and become solitary as they age. The diet of the fish varies as they age, with younger fish feeding more on squid, worms, crustaceans, and fish but becoming more reliant on jellyfish and other gelatinous prey as they age. We don't know the growth rate of molas, but a juvenile in the Monterey Bay Aquarium grew from 26 to 339 kg (57 to 880 lbs) in 15 months, suggesting they grow rapidly. The maximum age of molas is unknown, though individuals in captivity have lives for up to 10 years.

(Image: a mola larva. It is a brown ball with large, black eyes and no visible fins. It is covered in transparent, conical spines. End ID)

The two non-Mola sunfish are Ranzania laevis, the slender sunfish and Masturus lanceolatus, the sharptail sunfish. Both are alone in the genuses, but other species are suspected. I also found references to other species in Masturus, but could find literally no information about them other than that Masturus oxyuropterus is listed in some records. The sharptail sunfish looks very similar to Mola mola and reaches similar sizes, but its clavus has an extension that looks like a short tail. They were initially believed to be deformed molas before being recognized as a separate species. Unlike molas, sharptail sunfish are rarely seen at the surface, preferring to stay in deeper water. The slender sunfish is the smallest of the family, reaching up to a meter long. While we don't know much about them, we know their diet includes a lot of fast-moving squid, indicating they can move faster than their much larger relatives.

(Image: a sharptail sunfish lying on a blue tarp. It looks similar to a Mola mola , but with black clavus and fins. At the back of the clavus is a triangular extension. End ID)

(Image: a person holding a slender sunfish. The fish is small enough to be held and has a longer and skinnier body than other sunfish. Its body is a shiny silver with blue lines. End ID)

Mola mola is classified as vulnerable by the IUCN while the other species are classed as either data deficient or least concern. Molas are vulnerable to strikes by boats and bycatch. Another danger to them is plastic bags, which can easily be ingested after being mistaken for a jellyfish. The bags can suffocate the fish or block their digestive tracts. Despite their size, molas are docile and not dangerous to humans. I found one example of a mola harming a human and it happened when the fish jumped out of the water and landed on a boat. Allegedly, some fish have learned to recognize and approach SCUBA divers. Molas are difficult to keep in captivity due to their size, the amount of space the need, and special feeding needs, so only a few aquariums have them. Molas are captured for food, with the biggest markets being in Taiwan and Japan, where they are often called mambos.

(Image: a SCUBA diver attempting to hand feed a small mola. End ID)

[gilverrwrites]

Spicy* / Smutty**

Pre-2023 Master-list

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[Arkham] What You Want* [Arkham] His Best Girl* [BTAS] Astute As Always [Oz Cobb] As Above** [Oz Cobb] Guys My Age [Oz Cobb] The Gift [Oz Cobb] Won't Stop Me Worryin' [Oz Cobb] Somethin' Sweeter** [Oswalda Cobblepot] Fan Behaviour*

P Links:

[Audio] How Oz Cobb sounds in bed**

Top Babe* Put you on your knees** Bad cop, worse cop* (Ft. Arkham Knight) Mermaid/Pirate AU* Heel* Do you feel dirty?**

Asks:

Brainwashed** (ft. Arkham Knight) AK!Slade - pissing yourself** -> Aftermath* Mess you've made** Dom Headcanons** Scumbag Mentor**

The Man You Used To Be Some people have all the luck

Asks:

Brucie & Apollo*

Nothin' Good Starts in a Getaway Van** Quick and Dirty** [AFAB] [AMAB] No Use Mending Bridges Conjugal Visit** Fluffy HCs P2 NSFW Headcanons**

Daddy-oh** Ice cream truck* Useful** [Genderbent Flash/Captain Cold] You like it when I'm bad**

Asks:

Good deed** Thigh riding** Temperature play**

Good morning Central City** I'm not a skeptic anymore** Messing with you*

Asks:

Oral Fixation**

Gotham Men in bed** Time of the Month [Professor Zoom] I could love you** [The Rogues] Kinks** [The Rogues + Prof Zoom] Pussy eating abilities ranked** [Lex Luthor] Thoughts**

[supermanandloisverse]

New #SupermanAndLois Season 4 Sneak Peek ft. Mayor Lana Lang and Sarah Cortez: “ If Superman can’t stop Lex Luthor, how can we?”

@echriqui @jetslay

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[adaimperium]

Unloosed Small Bats And Owls Masterlist

1) Once This Silent Snow — Annabeth Wayne x Young Justice, Dimension Travel, There’s so much arson. (Published, 3/6). Gifted to @apileofashandember

2) In Your Eye Like A Knife — Annabeth meets a version of herself if she never left Wayne Manor. It’s hell. (Published, 11/15) Gifted to @thesummerstorms

3) There Are Spirits of the Air — Antihero Jason & Annabeth pseudosibling duo, but Annabeth gets tired of him pretty quick. (Unpublished, 0/9). To be gifted to @the-one-and-only-aroace

4) The Fate of Kings — PerRachelBeth vs. Lex Luthor in a sprawling corporate and legal battle starring a very lost Oliver Queen and Dick Grayson. (Unpublished, 0/15)

5) Like The False Dawns — No Man’s Land happens and Annabeth goes to help ft. River King Percy, Batman Helena, and Grover the Demeter kids and Poison Ivy being menaces. (Unpublished, 0/10) To be gifted to @iron-sides

6) Mutability — Annabeth & Dick are the same age, Talia looks for her wayward step-daughter, and Jason lives in a world without the Joker. (Unpublished, 0/7) To be gifted to @ihatethecoldalot

7) For I Grow Weary To Behold — Cassie Sandsmark, mourning the death of Kon-El and Bart Allen, does not join the Pseudo-Kryptonian cult and instead finds a place in Camp Jupiter. It causes problems. (Unpublished, 0/13)

8) [Open]

9) [Open]

10) Love's Philosophy — Fake Tristan/Bruce, Real Trispollo Fic. Background Pipabeth & intense social media. (Unpublished 0/3) To be gifted to @the-one-and-only-aroace

11) [Open]

12) Of Storms and Sundry — A reading the books fic with Annabeth is a Wayne, open to collab requests because this is going to be big. To be gifted to @ihatethecoldalot

13) Ozymandias, A Eulogy for Bruce Wayne — In which all Annas from this series tell their father goodbye. (Unpublished, 0/13) To be gifted to @adaimperium aka me

[rarepears]

Nov 2023 Masterpost

shen yuan enters shen qingqiu's body in a different way AU ft. giving birth

Yue Qingyuan turns into capybara because of a curse AU

Sung Jinwoo is Jinah's maternal grandfather who reawakens as S ranked hunter au

sung jinwoo treats couponing as an extreme sport that he places gold in every time AU

Shen Yuan is born as Tywin Lannister's eldest son AU

Reincarnated Vader X Todoroki Enji AU

sung jinwoo explores european catacombs as a hobby AU

where in Batman stumbles upon a universe where Sung Jinwoo adopted his kids AU

If Sung Jinwoo and Sung Jinah flipped genders in Solo Leveling AU

Endeavor is married to the Prime Minister of Japan - surprisingly not a malewife AU idea

Tim Drake becomes Sung Jinwoo's son instead of Robin AU

shen jiu transmigrates into su she au

Luo Binghe is the Bai Zhan peak lord AU

lan qiren has a foriegn lover AU

Harry Potter's muggle teacher POV fanfic idea

transmigrated Shen Yuan marries courtesan!Shen Jiu as a concubine AU

sung jinwoo and lex luthor coparent connor kent AU

Shen Yuan replaces Tyrion Lannister AU

Xin Mo transmigrates into PIDW and decides to make BingJiu canon AU

Xin Mo the evil sword gets a human form and traumatizes Binghe further by stealing his Shizun from him AU

Sung Jinwoo is seen as a deity in the naruto universe AU

tell me that jedi masters are not just noisy asian aunties ready to impart all their wisdoms to you unwanted or not AU

wei wuxian and the wen grow a radish body... named Shen Yuan AU

liu qingge and Shang Qinghua have a baby together AU

Lan Wangji's mom was a Qing Jing peak disciple AU

shen yuan's wifebeam hits the entire imperial city and there are Consequences AU

Luo Bingge finds a world where Shen Yuan has a THING for Meng Mo instead AU

Shen Jiu the sun and moon flower seed farmer AU

if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au

Shang qinghua is actually an imperial prince AU

wondering about cho chang's backstory

[gothamrumours]

Wayne Family

Brucie Wayne Saga

-> Childhood Rivals, (Thomas Elliot vs Harvey Dent, Prequel) -> Harvey Dent, Child Sweetheart -> Oliver Queen, Replacement (Sequel of Harvey Dent Sweetheart) -> Lovers of Brucie Wayne -> Wealthy Trinity(ft Oliver Queen, & Lex Luthor)->Princess Brucie and The Dark Knight ->Prince Brucie & Commoner Reporter(Clark Kent) ->Princess and The Cat Thief -> Kid War ->BRUCIE WAYNE IS BEING HARMED!? ->Brucie≠ Batman

Dick Grayson Saga

->Who Has the Better Ass!? ->From Flying Grayson to Rich Kid

Jason Todd Saga

-> Gala ->Jason's Death -> IS Jason Todd REALLY DEAD!?

Stephanie Brown Saga

->Stephanie is a big Orphan Fan

Tim Drake Saga

->Tim's Metropolis BF!?

Cassandra Cain Saga

->Cassendra Adorable At Galas

Damian Wayne Saga

-> DAMIAN WAYNE MOM!? ->Damian Wayne is NOT MUTE!? ->Damian Wayne, Gotham's animal collector

General RUMORS

[karazor--el]

Ver "Superman & Lois 3x12 Promo "Injustice" (HD) ft. Michael Cudlitz as Lex Luthor" en YouTube

#SupermanAndLois Promo 3x12.

[lionelluthorsource]

[fanficwritersworld]

Can I Keep Him

Summary: You need help convincing Clark to keep a special pup, you call for back up.

Pairing: Kent Family x Adopted!Meta!Reader ft. Diana Prince

Requested: by this anon. Hope you like it!

Word Count: 820

Warnings: none!

Masterlist|Prompt List

You were never gonna be a hero like your dad. That was one thing in life you could never do. Your powers were tied to your emotions and your identity would never stay secret for long. But you did have a knack for finding trouble just like your mother. It’s a surprise you haven’t ended up in the hospital for the number of times Clark had to save you from sticky situations as Superman or himself.

So it was no surprise when you ended up in an abandoned LexCorp warehouse. Some kids in the biology labs were talking about the place saying that mysterious fires would break out, but before they could call 911 the fires would stop. It was only natural that You would stumble across said warehouse for a closer look. The place was covered in a black paste near recent scorch marks.

You dropped your bookbag on the floor, grabbing a small candle from the side pocket. You lit it with a snap of lightning. “Hello!? Anyone here?” You called, your candle lighting the way. A shuffle by a stack of old boxes.

“I won’t hurt you!” You called, walking closer to the pile. You were taken off your feet faster than before. Your candle went out as a wet substance was spread across your face. You opened your eyes to be met with a snout? Finally, in control of your body, you lifted yourself off your back to sit properly on the concrete.

“A dog?”

You looked taken back by the white fur of a Great Dane? The breed didn’t match up but it was the best you could have thought of. The dog barked back at me, licking my cheek again. “You know, you are kinda cute” You smiled, the dog began jumping up and down before his eyes went red.

You ducked out of the way as the dog shot a heat blast. You looked back, speechless for a moment. “It was Lex, of course, it was Lex fucking Luthor!” You screamed, hating the fact the bald bastard experimented on a pup! The dog came over to you again, nuzzling your cheek. “You’re so cute, you even look like you’re from Krypton” You smiled, scratching his head. You noticed a silver dog tag chain around his neck.

“Project Krypto? Krypto, is that your name bud?” You asked him, earning a soft bark from him. “Okay, Krypto it is” You sighed, getting up from the ground. That’s when you noticed your ELT was flashing a bright red.

“Shit” You muttered before a large woosh almost took you off your feet. “(Y/N)! Are you hurt?” Your dad ran towards you, inspecting you with worry. Before you could answer, Krypto jumped? No, flew in between you both with his teeth showing at your father. “Krypto! Down!” You scolded the pup, who turned to face you with his big brown eyes. You finally turn to your father who look at you with his Superman look.

“It was Lex!” You had your hands in the are, pleading your innocence. Clark rolled his eyes at you. “A dog?” He sighed, titling his head. “He also had Kryptonian powers” You added, playing with your fingers as Krypto was now playing with scraps of wood. Clark’s eyes widened so much you could fit an entire roll of tape in them.

You gave him your own puppy dog eyes. “Can I keep him? Please Daddy” You begged him, hugging as tight as you could. Your father only raised an eyebrow at you. “No” He told you, eyeing Krypto as he floated up and down the area.

You pouted at him. “Please!” You asked, a little thunder cloud forming above you. Clark still held his ground at your protest. You huffed as Krypto wrapped himself around your ankles.

It had been a week since your little discovery and your father’s disagreement. But you had brought the boys to meet Krypto and your mother. You had convinced them to allow you to keep the cutest pup in the universe but even with your mother on board you needed just a little bit more of a shove.

You knocked on the door, the many Parisians looking at you in awe. Must have been the rainbow above your head. The door opened, your godmother smiling brightly. “(Y/N)! You fly fast” Diana smiled as she welcomed me inside my second home. Pictures of me and the boys littered the halls, some of my parents and their wedding.

“I learned from the best Auntie D” I smiled at her before giving her a hug. “Now, Lois tells me we need to convince Kal of keeping a super dog?” She asked me. I nodded with a sly smile on my face. “You got some blackmail for me?” I asked her. Her smirk began to form.

“Oh, my sweet goddaughter, blackmail is only the beginning of what I’ve got"

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

One part of my brain: Bruce is not a lot of the Batkids dads and linking them to him often is detrimental to their independent characters, especially the ones who have their own spaces, and most of them are adults or very close to it, and they don’t fit ‘normal’ family thing of living together most of the time anyway-

The other part: Batfam Cheaper by the Dozen AU ft Lex Luthor as that One Suburban White Family with the crazy son.

[superbatdisasterblog]

MASTERLIST OF FIC

All Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne (unless stated otherwise)

EDIT: 1/11/23 - This list isn’t being updated anymore, but that’s only because I have written too much to keep up with here. Check out my ao3 for all my fics!

Stolen. COMPLETE (30933 words, 9/9 Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce is very suspicious of Lex Luthor, but he gets more than he bargained for when he turns up at Luthor’s mansion and meets a handsome journalist from the Daily Planet. Ft. A very cliche plot line and lots of (eventual) smut.

Stay. COMPLETE (1976 words)

Rating: M (fluff, illness, nudity) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce is sick and can’t rest. Clark confronts him.

Rut. COMPLETE (3246 words)

Rating: E (18+ only), A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Sumary: Clark has this weird illness that he experiences every year. Usually he just locks himself away for a week and he’s fine, but this year he pays a visit to Bruce, who’s more than willing to help Clark out.

Damp. COMPLETE (2412 words)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce just wanted a nice, relaxing bath after a long night of fighting crime in Gotham City. He didn’t expect Clark to show up.

Heat, COMPLETE (9459 words, 2/2 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Omegaverse. As an alpha, Bruce has always known his preferences for other alphas was a bit…odd, but when Clark shows up smelling of rut and decides he wants to fuck Bruce…

Well, Bruce isn’t going to complain.

An error in touch, COMPLETE (4738 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E(18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: One of Bruce’s exes gets a bit handsy at a gala, and Bruce needs Clark to erase his touch.

Unreasonable Love, WIP (23255 words, 8/? Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only) Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A video of Bruce and Clark kissing goes public, and Clark decides the best way to show the public that they’re serious is to bring Bruce home to Kansas. Bruce agrees.

Take a Seat, COMPLETE (2567 words, 1/1 Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark has a very interesting reaction to watching Bruce do pull ups with weights chained around his waist.

Courting Games, WIP (13194 words, 5/? Chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), A/B/O, Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Bruce Wayne; bachelor, billionaire, Gothamite.

Omega.

Clark is lucky enough to be courting Bruce, and he’s going to court Bruce properly— the way Bruce deserves.

At least, that was his plan… until everything went to shit.

Just a nightmare, COMPLETE? ( 2952 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ ONLY), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark has a disturbing nightmare and has to see for himself that Bruce is okay. He catches Bruce in a compromised state and snaps.

Ignite, WIP (14048 words, 5/? Chapters)

Rating: M (18+ only), Check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A slow burn get together fic. Picks up right after The Batman (2022) ends.

Citrus, COMPLETE (2856 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Wherein someone flirts with Bruce, and Clark gets jealous.

Burgundy and Orange, COMPLETE (3125 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark decides to surprise Bruce at work with some roses and gets more than he bargained for.

The one where nightwing inadvertently plays matchmaker by getting shot, Potential WIP (3017 words, 1/? Chapters)

Rating: Teen and up, check the tags on ao3! Includes graphic description of injuries, blood, etc

Summary: Batman calls out for Superman, begging for his help, but what Clark finds when he shows up is shocking even to him.

Hit, WIP (1537 words, 1/2 chapters)

Rating: M (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Clark accidentally hurts Bruce, and Bruce struggles to reassure Clark that it’s okay.

Heatwave, COMPLETE ( 2849 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: A heatwave hits Metropolis and Gotham, and Clark looks for a little respite in the safety of Bruce’s batcave.

Unfortunately the batcave’s A/C has gone out, but Bruce has found another way to keep cool.

Release, COMPLETE? (2598 words, 1/1 chapters)

Rating: E(18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: The Hall of Justice is empty on a Friday night, and Clark decides to have some fun with Bruce.

Ft. Older Clark and Battinson

Crush, WIP (10598 words, 3/? Chapters)

Pairing: Kon-El (Conner Kent)/ Dick Grayson

Rating: E (18+ only), check the tags on ao3!

Summary: Conner and Dick get together, and it’s complicated.

[striveattemptfail]

rho #2

rho #18

rho #27

what i can gather re: bizz's story to this point:

bizarro both created and destroyed bizarro world

he created and populated it with other bizarros like himself bc he felt like no one understood him

bizarro world was earth's counterpart, including a happy superfamily and dual identity life for bizarro (ie: "not clark kent")

during this period he made a lot of mistakes, with one panel implying that he even made a deal with lex luthor (who was presumably president at the time)

bizarro destroyed it bc he knew, ultimately, that everything—his planet and everything he was doing—was fake

what he regrets most is abandoning and killing his family

some things to glean from this:

in this webtoon: bizarro world = htrae from pre-crisis/earth-one, NOT bizarro world from post-crisis/pre-n52

however, it very much strays from htrae's ending (which involves a very convoluted plot ft. the phantom zone and also mr mxyzptlk that i still don't quite understand)

(the tl;dr is that a wizard began destroying htrae, and the bizarros living on it were glad to see the apocalypse occur, so in a very twisted move, bizarro lois and clark used a rocket to shoot bizarro superboy into the planet's core to finally destroy it, and when the planet exploded bizarro was beheaded in the chaos to land at clark's feet to utter his last words before dying)

(i swear this is real and imo it is the least complicated part of the story)

compare this to bizarro world from post-crisis/pre-n52, where that planet's counterparts were very literally opposite to new earth: loiz (bizarro lois) was miserable and hated bizarro (unlike clark and lois' loving relationship)

but afaik, bizarro world was never destroyed during new earth's existence

now, it's clear that the webtoon is drawing inspiration from htrae for bizarro's happy family life

but it's also drawing characteristics of bizarro from post-n52/prime earth with his angst and inner feelings

(yes, i stan brainzarro. and tbh rebirth bizz is still somehow a good character despite lobdell writing him?? a miracle tbh)

it's also very clear that [webtoon] bizarro intends to make things right, or at least do right by his family now that he has a second chance

rho #27

all that being said: i'm curious to see how this'll be resolved

it'll almost certainly be rushed like a printing house during deadlines, and given the previous arcs it'll also be a disappointing ending despite having a really interesting start, but i am looking forward to seeing how webtoon bizarro continues to blend different continuities/character histories together. he's been the most successful among the outlaws in terms of story and characterization, and i've been pleasantly surprised by the direction taken for him thus far

don't fcuk this up patrick young istg if bizarro gets the short shrift in this webtoon i am legally claiming him from dc