#fs humour

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[moonastro]

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how your future spouse will act around you

left to right(top)-> 1,2

left to right(bottom)-> 3,4

°DO NOT take this as literal, take everything with a grain of salt as this is purely and intendedly for entertainment purposes.

°Don't be afraid to give feedback and opinions about this post (as i would entirely appreciate it).

PILE 1-

i definitely see them being more them around you, like they are going to be so comfortable around you that how they act around you differs from when they are around other people. I see them literally having no restrictions around you, they will not be afraid to show their true personality and humour. i feel like this will be so important to them because they might have been judged with the way that they acted or were judged by just being themselves by previous relationships or friendships, for you, they are thankful and can actually live freely.

They will definitely also learn so many things from you, for example i see you telling them something and them not understanding so they will bring that up because they want to know what you know. or they cannot stand not knowing what you mean because they fully want to understand you. yeah, they will love to get to know you on a deeper soulmate kinda way. they will love experiencing new surprises from you by simply learning new things about you, that will excite them.

i see them being the type of person who ask 'have you eaten yet?' or 'have you taken your vitamins today?'. your health will matter so much to them, seeing you unwell will physically hurt them. if you answer no to any of the questions they will automatically act upon them. they do care about your well-being however they might not be so cutesy about it because for them it is a serious matter. so they might act very serious about situations like that. but that's only because they care so much about you.

i feel like their character will develop while being with you. i feel like they might pick up on some habits or characteristics that you have. for example, if your habit consists of biting your bottom lip when nervous, they will acknowledge that and start to do that too.

your fs will NOT be afraid to express their raw feelings towards you. they will constantly praise and compliment you so much that you might get tired from hearing it loll😭.

that is it for you PILE 1, hope you enjoyed that!!

PILE 2-

oh, they will be chaotic around you. they might tend to play fights, picking you up from the ground, teasing you etcc. however, i do think that playing around like that heals their inner child as such. they might also do questionable things that may shock you. like i see you two chilling and watching a movie and them randomly standing up and doing their skincare without mentioning anything.

they will constantly want to do everything with you, like their mindset is something like, if i have to see it you have to too, or if you go i want to go too. its mostly because they cant seem to imagine themselves being 5 minutes away from you 😂. no but for real, i honestly just feel like they find your time together precious and don't want to miss opportunities with you. they will be the type to take you on daily trips everywhere, like i mentioned before, they will love to spend time with you, especially while discovering new cute places.

i feel like same with pile 1, they will worry a lot about your health and constantly have to check up on you. like if sometimes you forget to eat breakfast or if they see a bruise that you didn't even know was there, they will freak out about it and will act like something major happened.

i see them being very honest around you, they will answer to your questions honestly and truthfully and i feel like if there are lies withing a relationship it is not sincere. i do see them being clingy though, like if they had a bad day and came back home they instantly hug and cuddle you to make them feel better. or if you are cleaning up they just come up to you and start hugging you.

that's everything for you PILE 2, hope you liked your reading!

PILE 3-

will have a stable view and way of doing things around you. will be humble and professional. i feel like they will be a very down to earth person who is quite traditional in terms of relationships. they are very loyal to your needs however, they may have a little routine that they do every morning or any other time of the day, for example may take out the trash in the early morning so you wont have to and let you sleep in or something like that. i feel like silent acts of service are their thing. they might not like to be in the spotlight and keep a rather low profile wherever they are.

might be quite nosey lol, may want to know what you are doing at what time. or may want to know what you are looking at on your phone and so on.

may express their love to you often, like you make them levitate when they look at you. but may be shy about it. like they'll only do it when they cant keep it in anymore then blush after they say it🥹. they are someone who would proudly admire you and talk sweetly about you to other people rather than directly to you.

may like to spoil you though, may take you out to dinner every week or book to go to a fancy restaurant once in a while. or whenever you show them something that you like, they remember and buy you the exact same thing without asking you about it. i feel like they would definitely tend to show their love for you by doing things for you rather than talking about it and so forth.

they might be afraid to disappoint you and are afraid to fail. but they are very good at easing tension, so whenever you feel stressed they know how to make you feel better.

yeah, i don't think they are good at communicating or may limit themselves due to the fear of letting you down. however, they might not take it lightly when you expose them on what they did wrong, they might not be into being tutored.

that is all for you PILE 3!!

PILE 4-

they tend to avoid direct confrontation. they definitely do not like conflict and will leave the situation if it gets heated. also, are very open to fix mistakes, they may ask about your opinion quite a lot and act upon your choices.

are very open to sharing their emotions and thoughts, they are not patient and may just say things that are on their mind. they may be an anxious human being and may seek help. they may like to talk about their mental health and ask your opinion of what to do about it to help. overall i think your opinion matters a lot to your fs!

they love sharing their ethic and moral beliefs to you. or they may be interested in getting to know about your beliefs. they also may be interested of your cultural background and may be eager to learn new languages and try different cultural foods. they may even like to listen to songs from other countries. they may also love to practise their traditions around you.

they may have difficulty concentrating and focusing so when they are told something they may be spaced out thinking about something else, you know?

they may also be the type of person who rejects offers easily, they may have social anxiety or anxiety in general so it may be difficult for them to leave the house. so that may start arguments between you two because you see the potential in them but they are just too afraid to persuade it and don't do anything about it.

that's it for you PILE 4!

I hope you all enjoyed this post���️ please don't be shy to interact and share some of your thoughts on this post!!! thank you for reading💓

[crystallilytarot]

You and your future spouse first impression of each other. Choose a word (these are erasers btw)

(can be future partner too, if you don't want marriage)

Ps. It's supposed to be about impressions, but somehow the cards showed me a story too, but I hope you will still like it!

Pile 1 - power

Your fs

It feels like you will be with friends /family / colleagues. Even if it's in the workplace, it will be a lunch break, a company party or something lighter feeling. And you are talking, laughing and your future partner will see you, and like bumm, they will know right away that you are special. Not exactly love at first sight, but instant attraction. And not even lust, it feels more like they will find you very intelligent, an interesting individual. You probably have a good sense of humour too. If it's in the workplace, they will try to do something, to work with you. You seems like someone who is good at teamwork. They will have instantly protective feelings about you. A little bit like a protector, but they will admire you from afar. A secret admiror, but nothing creepy. I think they will just need some time. And they won't even realize at first, that it's not just they find you interesting, but they find you very sexy too. The sexual attraction is there too from the beginning so it's a little funny, how they don't notice this. You know, like in fanfictions, where everybody knows that the main character has a crush on someone. Everybody but them lol

You

Okay, so you are the same. Kinda. But I think you will know a little earlier that you are attracted to this person, but you would think that it's impossible. In the very beginning, you probably won't even notice them, it feels like they are not really your usual type, or maybe they are, but still at first you will think that they aren't. So I mean, maybe a little different from your type in the outside, but in the inside, they are everything you ever wanted. After there's a period where you will feel really in love with them, but you will be like, it doesn't matter, it's only a platonic love. A little bit of a feeling like the company rules don't let people date on that workplace, or they are in a higher position than you. Or just simply you both feel like the other person is not interested in you. But in the end somehow you will be together. Can be that some friends will help you or just your guardian angels, because you seems like can't even believe that this person is really interested in you.

Pile 2 - dream

Your fs

They will be very attracted to you, right from the beginning. And they seems like a confident person, so I think they will try to invite you to a date pretty early. But either you will say no, or the date won't be so good. There's a little separation here. I feel like their intentions are genuine but somehow they don't act like it. In the beginning, but later you will be together. I feel that they are confident but you seems out of their league, and they find you so sexy, they will ruin this thing between you. Can be that you already know them, but you were too young, or the time / place were bad, but later you will reconcile.

You

There's an instant attraction from your side too, and I think you will feel that you have a lot of common things. You will actually see behind their behaviour and you will feel that they are a loving person. But still something isn't right. But I feel that both of you need some time to heal something, learn something before you meet again. The potencial is there from the beginning, but it feels like it wasn't real love back than, but if you meet again, it's so much better. Like 2 people who are emotionally available, and in peace with themself, so they can give love too.

Pile 3 - magic

Your fs

It's strange because it feels like neither of you are looking for love at that time. Something bad happened or just they are busy with other things in their life. They are in their journey to be a better person, maybe in their job too, but in their life in general too. So it feels a little sudden meeting. You two maybe already know each other. It's just for some of you. But for everybody, you both will feel like you are know each other for a long time. This person will feel like you are their safe place. It's possible that it will be a love at first sight. They will just know, that they want to be with you right away. They will think that you are like a sunshine in their life. Something like a child, who can feel joy almost innocently. A happy, optimistic feeling. And they will know right away that they will want to be with you long term. If you want children, there's that feeling too that they will know that they want a family with you.

You

So there's a little difficulties in your life too when you are meeting this person. But they will bring back the hope to your life. Instant sexual attraction from your side too. And probably love at first sight here too. But it seems like you are more of a rational person or you just don't believe that it's really happening for you. So you will fight with your feelings a little at first. Maybe it's because of past bad experiences. And you will find that person very attractive, so you will think that they probably have a lot of suitor/ a lot of people interested in them. A little bit of a f boy/girl thing, but they are not. I think they are a charming person, quite friendly and open, but they actually want a stable relationship, something meaningful.

[thesirencult]

Pick A Card Reading: Your Soulmate's Letter To Santa About You 💌

PILE 1

Dear Santa,

I want to thank you for my gift from last year, lol. She is amazing.

She makes me happy and puts a smile on my face. Sometimes I smile so hard my cheeks burn.

I've never felt happier in my life.

The way she talks, the way she moves, the way her eyes brighten up when she looks at a puppy or a piece of chocolate pie, they all drive me wild.

I want to be there for her, this Christmas and every other Christmas after this one. I want to buy her a house as a gift and a ring to go with it, maybe even a car? She doesn't like to drive that much but my baby has to have everything she wants.

What she wants she will get. I love her. I adore her. She owns my heart and soul. I'm proudly whipped.

Thank you Santa, I'll take care of her heart ❤️

~ Your soulmate is a provider. They must be a "golden retriever" type of person. I'm hearing "here comes the boy!". When you first meet them you won't expect to fall so hard for them. They have a compatible sense of humour with you.

PILE 2

Hey Santa Baby,

Am I in the naughty list? Great!

This year I put up with no bs and I said "bye" to everything that held me back. I let go of the old stories and left the world behind.

Well, not the whole world, because I met that special someone and they are amazing. I'm writing down my goals for next year and I want one of them to be to deepen my relationship with my soulmate.

I know that they are special, I'm not crazy! I consciously make the choice to commit to them. I feel like we are twin flames and can not wait to explore they way their mind works.

I want to help them unlock their potential. They are a force to be reckoned with and they don't even know it.

Bye, for now!

~ Your FS (yup, they are) is someone who could very well be a motivational speaker or a content creator in that space. They love doing challenges like 75 hard and lighting up other people's fire. They could also be an athlete or ex athlete. You will love this person's practical nature and approach in life. This person is also very spiritual and they probably have heard of Ayahuasca and other popular terms etc. They remind me of a Tech Founder in silicon valley who is I'm woowoo stuff (no worries, I'm the woo woo stuff).

PILE 3

Santa,

I'm ready to move on from this year. My faith is stronger than ever before.

I've wished for so many things in the last few years. Many of them manifested into my life but one thing still hasn't showed up yet and I'm very bumped because of that.

Don't get me wrong. I'm grateful for the life I live and lead. I have almost everything I've wished for but that almost is killing me.

I know she is out there. I've felt her energy before. Since I was a child, whenever I looked up to the stars, I felt this overwhelming connection with someone. This invisible string tagging at my heart at all times. No one has ever made me feel this way and I know that it is unfair to say that for my previous partners but I miss her. I miss someone I've never met. Can you please bring her to me this year? I don't want anything else but my love to come back to me in this lifetime.

I know that the time to meet her is coming. I can feel it, but make it as fast as you can. Please.

I have a lot of goals for the year, especially financial ones. I'll try to focus on them until she comes. Where is she? Where is my love?

I will know she is here when I lay my eyes on her. My heart will speed up and the world as I know it will shutter. Shutter my world darling. I don't care. I made that world by myself and it is time we build our own world together.

P.S. Send loving energy to my soulmate, they need it. Tell them I will buy them their gift myself next year, but for now... This, sadly, has to do.

~ Awww your soulmate is very sweet and... depressed! They don't show it to anyone though but when they are alone at night they drink a glass of wine and think about you. They would want you to be there.

This person is very, stoic and "protected". That give me "military" vibes even if they have nothing to do with the military. This inability to outwardly express their feelings. You will baby them a lot and it is going to look comical but they will love it. Your FS might be older and taller than you and people will laugh when they see how much of a baby they become around your presence. They are very tired of being lonely. Don't get me wrong, this is not someone mopping around, they are just a "closeted" romantic. They hide their true feelings and you will know they love you because they will do acts of service for you or you will catch micro expressions. As soon as you enter in an official relationship they won't be able to keep their hands away from you.

[read-write-thrive]

JATP x DBDA crossover where the Phantoms are free but Willie still isn’t and Caleb is playing dirty now that the boys have bested him (possessing Nick but also cmon he definitely has more magic up his sleeve) so they start trying to figure out Magic on their own, which is really just Julie and Flynn googling things and trying out various types of magic/spells/scam artists in the area, only for someone to come across something to do with the DBDA who are happy to take the case 👀

I have too many WIPs for this but just some ideas floating around my head:

- Crystal at first butts heads with Julie and Flynn (residual mean girl tendencies/differing senses of humor) but end up bonding over being surrounded by (dumb) dead teenage boys

- None of the Phantoms are good at proper spells but their music 100% has magical properties that is utilised in whatever final battle type event happens

- Edwin has come to terms with Charles’s eccentricities but the Phantoms are a whole other type of teenage boy and I think he would be just so catty about it all. Like why are they cute and so stupid this is ridiculous why the Hell did we even take this case can they please take this seriously

- Charles and Reggie vibe. I don’t make the rules

- Flynn can’t see the boys either which naturally leads to hijinks

- Monty attends a concert (he deserves to have fun) and while I considered him being the link between the two groups I think it would be funnier if he decided to go to a concert and runs into them coincidentally

- Based on a precursory AO3 search I’ve seen some fics where Monty gets in trouble with Caleb which makes sense with the whole magic familiar angle but I’m not copying here so I won’t get into that

- I think Willie interacting with DBDA would be wild. Like. Dead pretty boy with a sense of humour and tragic backstory? They’re all swooning fr

- Niko (shhh) gets along with Julie and Flynn IMMEDIATELY like they are talking about shows and DIYing things together and it’s great

- Crystal gets along better/faster with Julie and Flynn with Niko present fs

- There’s at least one dance number with everyone involved

- possessed!Nick is still trying to woo Julie and not only do we get the Phantoms side eyeing him but now we get the DBDA just openly judging him (Crystal roasts the shit out of that fedora and she’s RIGHT)

- Crystal would decimate any of Carrie’s attempts at being bitchy so I think we have to redeem Carrie for that reason alone

- DBDA goes to a JATP concert and the boys are actually awful at vibing there. Like Crystal is relatively normal (idk if it’s her scene but she’s been to concerts before) but Edwin does not know what to do at a modern concert and Charles is used to a much different style of dancing/concerts (I don’t know enough abt aka punk to elaborate unfortunately but ykwim)

- girls night includes style swapping bc the DBDA girlies deserve some butterfly clips and the JATP girlies deserve some eyeliner

- in the nature of JATP I don’t think Caleb gets sent to hell in the end but I do think his ending needs to be ridiculous. Like have him get the Night Nurse treatment and get eaten by that fish so he can be redeemed by Kashi

- not to bring up Monty again but I think he sticks around and keeps up with the JATP crew more than the DBDA (he is not interested in any more of that Hell/monster energy and that’s so valid of him)

- montage of Edwin and Charles teaching the Phantoms ghost abilities (I can’t remember if/how they vary between shows but if so shhh or explain it away yk)

- Unseen Emily reprise and it’s all the boys mourning loved ones. Just for the feels.

- Actually just more backstories for everyone please

- Love ballad/slow song that Willex and/or Payneland dance to 🥰

- Palasaki being openly in love (which inspires whatever the Flynn x Carrie ship is bc I love them)

[tarotwithavi]

Love you like a love song baby

Which side of you will they fall in love with? Could be your future lover or your future spouse.

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PILE 1

Hello my water signs ( sun , moon, rising) you don't have to be but this could be your current energy. Alright so i see that you're very creative and full of life at the moment. Or this could be your energy when you will meet your fs/future lover. Pile 1 you shine, people can't bring you down or outshine you lol. No matter what you're doing or how your appearance is you always seem to attract people to you.

Your future lover / future spouse will fall in love with your energy and let me tell you this is one of the best compliments you can give to a person. Imagine someone saying I love your energy how sweet is that? They'll fall in love with your creativity and your unique ideas. You might have a strange way of perceiving things or may have different beliefs and they'll absolutely love it! They'll fall in love with your weird side. Of course they'll the whole you but your weird sideit seems to be extremely attractive to them. I mean I'm literally giggling while writing this my god this is so sweet! They'll love you can joke about anything and light up the room. They'll fall in love with your sense of humour. I am getting a scenario that a girl just won in a game and she's going a funny victory dance and the boy is looking at her with eyes dripping love and affection ( pile 1 you just called me single in 50 languages ㄒoㄒ) you might play guitar or want to learn it and they'll help you with it or vice versa.

Random messages : dark complexion or tanned skin, high standards, from a different city/county, loves bread, might have beard, lives near water, baby cheeks, high cheekbones, Aquarius, Pisces, Libra. D, B, J, F, C, A.

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PILE 2

Welcome Aries, Gemini, Capricorn and Cancer ( sun, moon or rising) . Hmm i feel like you're someone who loves their freedom and doesn't want people to control them. You guys are very free spirited but also very careful about your work and career. You're very hardworking and a great work ethic. You might come off as someone demanding or dominant. You always try to convince yourself that you have no time for love but still deep down you long for someone to hug you and love you.

Your future lover/ future spouse might be scared of you or awkward around you. It's just that they don't know how to start a conversation with you. But don't worry they will and when they start to understand you and your emotions they'll fall deeper and deeper for you. You might have had some issues growing up or you had a lot of pressure from your family to become a perfect child. They'll love your for who you are and i think that this pile is my tsundere pile lol. Your future lover will fall for this side of you. Because you aren't very expressive about your love for people but you are very expressive through actions. You give me vibes of Suga from BTS and lee know from 💙S͓̽t͓̽r͓̽a͓̽y͓̽K͓̽i͓̽d͓̽s͓̽💙. Bruh this is so extra but my keyboard typed that . Anyways , but when you're comfortable you're extremely expressive like a different person. Your future lover will love that hehe.

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PILE 3

Hello! Pile 3 , I'm getting heavy earth energy from this pile. Like you all know your worth and won't settle for anything less. You like spending money on yourself, treating yourself like a queen/king you are . You give off that heavy bitch energy. You won't wait for someone to come and save your because you know how to fight for yourself. You're no damsel in distress, you're more like a knight in shining armor lol. You are not Afraid to get your hands dirty ( by this I DON'T mean m*rder) . You're not afraid to play in dirt.

Alright! So first things first I'm getting that your future lover will fall in love with the way you love yourself. And I know this may sound confusing but hear meow-t . Your future lover will fall in love with the way you take care of yourself and present yourself . They'll ready to worship the ground you walk on. Like put you on a pedestal if you let them to. Because you know your self worth and never let people treat you badly or be unfair to you. You'll be ready to kick their asses if they ever did do. You have a very Feisty energy. I feel like your future spouse don't like people who don't know they worth or have any self respect. They don't people who cry over little things and let people walk over them . So when they will see you fighting for yourself, they'll immediately fall in love with you. They'll love how you don't need a man to save you . Or a woman to make you feel loved. They'll love how independent you are. Alright this might seem weird but they'll love how you sometimes manipulate people. But in a good way if you know what I'm saying.

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[ahamkara-apologist]

I think cayde is a textbook example of a character the writers didn't really seem to understand. like if he's supposed to be a kinda goofy guy who projects a mask of bravado and charm to cover what he sees as his weaknesses then why are you writing him like bad deadpool. tfs did him well though

Tbf to Cayde, I don't dislike him because I think he's poorly written, I dislike him because I just absolutely despise that kind of character to begin with, and then my dislike was made worse by a combination of him acting like a smartass when he was in a very serious position of power + the obnoxious nature of his fans. Like, I can't stand Deadpool (or any Marvel movie, tbh- I'm entirely being a snob here and I know it, but Marvel movies are the peak of bad-quality, sterotypically American braindead drivel), I can't stand that one guy who tries to teach you how to fight in Monster Hunter Rise, I can't stand any character that behaves like that. It's not a Cayde-specific issue here. It's entirely because I'm a tightass who likes serious, tragic plot arcs with serious characters and dry, dark humour where it's well-placed, and I don't want to make it seem like that opinion is any better than the people who DO like more lighthearted, silly things

That being said, I do think that one weakness writing goofy characters that the Bungie writers DO have is that they tend to overdo it. For example, I have no problem with Nimbus being silly goofy because they're a young initiate in a city that hasn't really seen significant warfare for hundreds of years til now, but if they'd leaned into them shoving down their grief more after Rohan's death as foreshadowing to the exotic mission where they DO break down, then I think it would have come across a lot sooner. Same for Cayde- if they cut back on the cringy one-liners and the funnyguy mask by even a little bit to show more and more of the depressed side that he'd had in the lore, then he would have been way more tolerable. I actually really enjoyed him in FS, and that's because I thought that his serious, 'okay kids stop playin' around' sorta tired dad vibe was VERY well suited for being the Hunter Vanguard. If he was like that more in the base game, or at least had that part of him shining through more instead of shouting about how the Eliksni are smelly over coms, then I might have actually felt something other than stark relief when the fucker died in Forsaken

[muffichka]

aaaa hi! hello! i hope things are going well for you.

i stumbled on Manufactured Savagery, and am losing my mind over it in the best way. 😩 hoping this isn't an imposition, but it's gotten me curious if you would be willing at all to share and recommend any other writings you love? literature, fiction, poetry, essays, more fanfiction, anyanyanything? i would be immensely grateful!!

Hello! Hi!

I am so sorry to leave this unanswered for so long. This is the best question, and I hope you are having a brilliant day/week/undefined period of time.

I am...a slow and fussy reader. A slow everything, really. But! Here are some things I love:

The most recent fic I've been savouring is Opia by Wanderlust96 - the writing is brilliant. It hits the Suffering Will™️ notes with incision whilst still maintaining the brittle, spiky brutality of him.

BOOKS!

The Claustrophilia series by Ezra Blake is a favourite - it began as a notorious Hannibal fic, a reptutation earned by being so gloriously, unflinching violent. Perverse. In the best way.

Moving away from fandom: Alison Rumfitt is spectacular. Her debut novel Tell Me I'm Worthless is a modern day gothic horror, and much more than this. It scrutinises the existence and treatment of people in the UK who are socially 'Othered'. Subject-wise, it's not a lighthearted read, but then neither is existing, so. Her second novel, Brainwyrms, is also a hell of a journey. It's even harder to describe the simultaneous horror and delight of reading this. Cannot recommend highly enough.

Also loved Gretchen Felker-Martin's Manhunt, which is more splatterpunk but also heartbreaking at times. A solid post-apocalyptic gore-fest. The ter fs do not fare well :)

Anything by Derek Des Anges. He's brilliant. His observations dig a lot deeper than most, without being verbose, and there's a brutal humour underpinning everything. My favourite of his is The Next Big One (written pre-covid) which is (hopefully, still) only partially prophetic.

A little more light-of-heart (as much as a meditation on grief can be): Our Wives Under The Sea, by Julia Armfield.

Also love a good lethal woman story: Boy Parts by Eliza Clark, Maeve Fly by C.J. Leede and Bad Men by Julie Cohen.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm staring at a copy of George Bataille's Story of the Eye that I've been meaning to read ever since Of Montreal referenced it in that song about 17 years ago. One day.

If you have any recommendations, please share them! I am An Uncultured, and always welcome suggestions.

[thebestofoneshots]

sometimes i forget that the marauders are still teenage boys and as annoying as it is sirius would be the kind to sexualize wlw.. no hate to you btw i think it’s accurate! but it’s fs another reason i’m a jamie girly and cannot wait for u to post for him 🙌

I mean, in his defence, my boy was pretty much having a sexuality crisis and tried to mask it with humour like he always does because the two people he trusts the most in the world ARE also the two people he could most definitely NOT talk to about it. And while he could still talk to James, there is no way in hell he's going to do it because involving him would make the drama even greater.

I mean, he was literally thinking of kissing Moony while standing on a snogging spot with his girlfriend that he truly actually loves, he was sooo not in his right mind.

Having said that, this is Mr. Fuckboi Sirius we're talking about, of course, he would at least, think it's hot.

AND Jamie is a total sweetheart! I was tempted to just add him to the throuple but I'm already jumbling with so many feelings as it is that he'll just have to wait to shine in the next series. And OMG when Point of Know Return comes out, uffffff!

It's gonna be so smutty in comparison to Gilded Constellations ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა You ARE sooo not expecting it. AND let's just talk about –the boys in those wide and hot white pirate shirts that are like half buttoned with a belt strap with a sword and other stuff?!?!?!

(oT-T)尸

Read Gilded Constellations

[gossipgirloff1]

there’s lots of talks abt charles fs’s occupation so i thought i might give two cents

me and my friend do mostly vedic astro (diff from western and id say more accurate bc that’s basically your birth chart) and we were looking at his chart, specifically his darakarka (dk planet) which is the lowest degrees in the chart and it’s commonly known as a planet that shows you your spouse / their qualities and the house it’s placed in can show their occupation and etc

so he has a mercury dk, all astro girls know mercury is about speaking, voice, analytical, youthful, intelligence kinda like a academia aesthetic and the jobs that come under that are usually analytical jobs, research jobs, law, government, communications and etc

the qualities they can have is being humours, witty, can adapt easily, very communicative + the dk puts a huge emphasis on friendship

his mercury dk is in his 1st house in libra rising (he’s a scorpio rising in western but in vedic the one before is your sign, this is with every thing in ur chart!)

here’s a few stuff i saw on tumblr abt it too!

mercury dk can give a innocent looking or youthful spouse (they can also age well!) + mercury DK can also give a “trickster” type of person as a spouse or a person who is manipulative. (sometimes dishonest)

here’s a few links abt merc dk https://astroismypassion.tumblr.com/post/660956530432262144/mercury-darakaraka-please/amp

here’s one where if u all want to look for you DK, someone made a observations post abt it! but first tho do look up your vedic Astro chart and see the lowest degree planet (rahu + ketu don’t work so only look for the planets) also check the nakshtra your dk’s in, it gives more info!!

https://chiidoree.tumblr.com/post/697704787966312448/starsandsuch-astro-observations-future/amp

get ur chart stuff here! https://www.vedicastrology.us.com/index.php/about-mickey/about-vedic-astrology/calculate-your-vedic-astrology-chart

Thank you for the info anon ❤️

[newtonsheffield]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1370140737099425?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz

Molly do Kate and Sophie have a machine like this in Lavender Haze?

They would absolutely have something like this. Kate would definitely try and nudge Anthony towards doing it and he just rolls his eyes.

“Babe, basically every tattoo i have is a get what you get situation.”

Kate rolled her eyes, “Will you just humour me? I’m looking for an excuse to see you shirtless this afternoon and I think I’d very much like to give you a new decoration to rebrand you after you let another woman maim you.”

Anthony’s eyes narrowed, “If I do this… you’ll forgive me for letting someone else give me a nipple piercing?”

“Sorry,” Sophie gasped, “You have a fucking what?!”

Kate and Anthony both ignored her, and Kate sighed, “I will… promise not to bring it up for the rest of the week.”

“Rest of the month and you have a deal.”

“Fine.”

“Perfect.” Anthony grinned, tugging his shirt over his head, “You know you can just ask me to take my shirt off right?”

“It’s just not as satisfying.” Kate sighed, gesturing to the machine, “If you wouldn’t mind putting 50 pence in.”

“I have to pay?!”

“Fine, I’ll spot you.” Kate tutted, tossing him a coin.

“Sorry,” Sophie piped up again, “I’m going to need to circle back to Anthony of all people having a nipple piercing.”

[music-art-sport-and-more]

When you hate the sport you're doing but you're gifted:

[moonastro]

Characteristics of your fs that you'll adore

PAC reading

left to right(top)-> 1,2

left to right(bottom)-> 3,4

°DO NOT take this as literal, take everything with a grain of salt as this is purely and intendedly for entertainment purposes.

°don't be afraid to give feedback and opinions about this post(as i would entirely appreciate it).

PILE 1-

❅ firstly you'll love how independent and confident they are.

❅ you'll love their loyalty- how they only have their eyes on you and no-one else.

❅ i see you liking how they talk out their feelings instead of being too embarrassed to say them and keeping them inside. you find that attractive.

❅ their hardworking nature will be something you like- how they are always down to earth.

❅ i see them having a strong protection instinct towards you- that may be something you'll like about them.

❅ i also see you seeing you two together for the rest of your life- so they may be someone who is the perfect fit for you.

EXTRA- they may become angry easily and may have random bursts of anger. Take it or leave it, this may be something that you'll dislike about them.

PILE 2-

❅ you will love how emotionally stable they are- how they can take a joke and are not too sensitive.

❅ their precision to words and how they deliver their speech will be something you'll like-they may not curse or may give you plenty words of affirmations.

❅ yeah, i see a lot of healthy words coming from them which will kind of heal you in a way or make you feel some typa way.

❅you may see them as a perfect partner so you may want to spend the rest of you life with them. (same with pile 1)

❅ you will also appreciate how flexible they are in terms of routine and daily schedules- you may like how they always have time for you and how they enjoy your company and vice versa.

PILE 3-

18+

check out pile 1 or 2 if you felt drawn to them in any way

❅ so, for you pile 3, i see you liking their sexual energy- you'll love how they perform the act and how they make you feel during it. this may be a spiritual thing between you two.

❅ you may enjoy how they understand you on a deeper level- they might please you a lot- take it as you may.

❅ yeah, you will appreciate their hand work lol. (take whatever resonates)

❅ you may also like how their mind works- like they may come up with the most unique ideas questions that may surprise you and will love that about them. you may like how they have an imaginative mind and how they don't limit themselves and are comfortable with sharing them with you.

PILE 4-

❅ JOY- lol the first thing that came out along with THE SUN jumping out right after. This person will definitely be a fun person. You'll adore how they make you laugh, how they play pranks, how they play around with you, their sense of humour etc. This may also mean that they may be good with kids, which you find that attractive and may want to have kids with them.

❅You may love their smile- love how positive their mindset is towards their goals or just how positive they are in general. like whenever something off putting comes up, they brush it off and say 'its fine' or 'its okay'.

❅ their hugs will be one of the many things that you'll enjoy getting from them- you will like how they will comfort you emotionally, physically and spiritually.

❅ you'll love their motivation that they will give you and how they will stick by you along the way of your ups and downs.

❅ they might like to dirty talk/text you which you'll like ha.

That's it!! ✵ Thanks for reading and i hope you enjoyed it. ⛄ Don't be shy to interact with this post however you'd like. ✤

[vantaeries]

Hey love! Can I join your new game? I am JD.

Question 1: Whats people first impression of me?

Question 2: What's the dynamic between me amd my fs?

Thanks in advance!

Hi there ! 🍀

WELCOME TO TAROT READING

Thank you for your patience with me. Let's see what I can get for you. Please remember this is a spiritual message from the universe, the final result will be influenced by personal choices, external matters and energy force.

QUESTION 1 : FIVE OF CUPS REVERSE , SIX OF WANDS, QUEEN OF SWORDS

They see you as someone who is resilient. You probably have a lot of emotional baggage in yourself and you were closed off. However, it seems like you're learning how to trust, so they did notice it and perhaps they assume you as someone did a lot of inner work. That's probably the reason why they admired your personality. You are an independent person and trust the logic but are also guarded. Therefore, they might see you as someone who is cold hearted. But after they know you better, they will probably understand the real reason for you being so guarded. Now I'm not sure what happened in the past, but oracle told me that you might be misunderstood by certain people as an 'immature child'. Is there something unexpected happening in your family or perhaps you are having an unhappy childhood?This is because of your past. Something in your past was hurting you and you ended up being closed off and now you are doing your inner work. Overall it's a positive impression, they admire your independence and logical sense but also misunderstood you being cold hearted.

QUESTION 2 : THE MOON , FIVE OF WANDS REVERSE, NINE OF CUPS

The dynamic between you two is mysterious. Why? At first you both are excited with the thrill at the start of the relationship but somehow turn into paranoia. That alluring aura of mystery turns becomes 'what the hell you are hiding from me?". However the spirit tells either one of you needs to communicate honestly but stay grounded without idealizing each other too much. It's like one of you are wearing rose coloured glasses and missing the red flags, so this could be an issue. 12th house and pisces type of energy. Communication is very important here, be careful of being passive aggressive in your relationship. But don't you worry about it, the dynamics still can bring both of you an emotional fulfillment. Your sense of humour is well matched with them. Just be careful with people who are envious of you two. This whole dynamics are filled with dreams, psychic, manifestation and creativity. So probably, both of you will be interested in exploring creativity and spirituality in the future. Both of you are muse or inspiration to each other. Apart from that, they are also someone who is romantic. I think you two will travel a lot in future, perhaps since foreign cards (ship) come out so there are chances for your FS to be foreigner or live far away from you.

[uyuforu]

Hey i am here to participate in your tarot game!

Here is my juno chart -

here is my groom chart -

here is you reading - who is your fs? when will you meet? any angel messages or advise for you, how will you meet? Their first impression on you.

Let's start -

Okay so advise angel cards-

Meditation brings answer - You should meditate, when you are feeling low and in doubt it will help you clear your mind.

Ask from help of others - do not hesitate to reach out to your loved ones, when you are in need, because they love you and you never have to be alone and feel alone.

Timing - In the near future - You will be meeting him in upcoming years.

Take action - when you are going somewhere, or in the mood for socializing and you are getting to know new places or people. when you taking action and you ready you will meet him.

okay so onto the tarot cards -

who is your future spouse - 6 of pentacles , the emperor, page of pentacles, knight of cups, queen of cups

I see you both are looking for each other like a part of you and him will be searching for each other, he is quite generous and kind, he might also have lots of admirers, but he will have eyes for you, He is like the CEO type who has leadership qualities in him, he loves to take charge, very protective in a good way, he will protect you with his all his strength, he values his family and beliefs, very dependable, focused, he will sweep you off you feet, he will be self sufficient, he can be quite chill. A very wholesome aura, like you wanna be his friends or just to be in his company, this goes well with him having admirers, he will be very quick witted, a very new person, he will always have lots of ideas on how to handle certain situation and guiding his way out, he could be a troublemaker in past, but he will be quite matured when you meet him, but with you his inner child will show, he is very charming, i keep hearing hazel eyes, might be hazel eyed or maybe he likes hazelnuts, a very good sense of humour and good personality, he have grown quite a lot, I also see him being very open minded, and he could be close to certain female members i her family, or he just respects females a lot, a very emotional mature person, i see you both in too much love, like you will know your soul will recognize its him, you and him will share very deep emotional connection as well. A very rewarding relationship. He will teach you so many things. Meditation is very imp here. He is very hardworking, he wont give up he loves to reach his goals. He will be coming very soon to you~

His first impression on you - 6 of cups, queen of swords, 8 of cups

As i said you both will just know, its like your soul will recognize them, a very pleasent and harmonious impression you will have on them. they will feel nostalgic like they have known you for quite sometime, he will think of you as someone who is kind, and know how to deal with stuff on her own, he will think of you as someone like you are a puzzle to them, he will know you yet he would want to know more about your soul. I see him making first step, like doing a ice breaker kinda thing lol, like he will come to you first.

How you will meet him? - 2 of cups, 3 of wands, 4 of wands, the fool.

I see you will meet him when you are opening a new chapter of your life. There are new beginnings for you, i see this can be a connection from your past life. When you both meet, it will be a divine timing, you might be travelling or he can be travelling when you meet him, travel will play a great role, maybe a friends marriage not where you are, but you both meet there, when you are travelling at a wedding and your eyes meet and right there you will know its him.

Thank you!

Please do give feedback if you liked it.

Thank you for participating! This reading was quite accurate for me, but the most accurate thing was def how we met because this is exactly what happened!! He was also in the country to attend a wedding lol, so yeah it def makes sense. Thank you so so much for your reading! Let's go with the exchange!

Your Exchange Reading

✿ You could meet FS on a fun day, a shopping day, a day you think of yourself, take care of yourself. A wedding too, something related to romance, lot of couples, or just a very beautiful place!

✿ FS could look very handsome and very unique for sure! They could dress well but with their own style, quite different than people but def well put together.

✿ You could meet FS quite unexpectedly and it could be in a daily life. It could also be at work! Or during some health routine for example. Meeting could be quite romantic.

✿ FS could have 7H/ Libra/ 11H/ Aquarius/ 5H/ Leo/ 10H/ Capricorn/ Sagittarius/ 9H/ Aries/ 1H/ Pisces/ 12H placements.

✿ FS is veryyyyy good looking!! Very popular for their look for sure! They can dress differently everyday. Or like to change their appearance often. But they always look good whatever they pull off.

✿ FS could be a foreigner!

✿ You could also meet FS online.

✿ FS or you could meet when someone can move in another country (they come to your country or you come to their).

✿ FS is someone who loves traveling and perhaps moves often. FS could also struggle to find a proper home for themselves and this could be why.

✿ FS could be quite funny, loud, and they could also be a little dramatic. Def an empath and extrovert too. Though they can be quite sensible too. Could get their feelings hurt easily so don't tease them too much.

✿ Could love theater, movies, acting, etc.

✿ FS could have been betrayed by friends before.

✿ FS could be determined to win a lot of money and be successful in their life.

✿ FS could love pop culture, and they could also love to have fun. Their friends are very important for them.

✿ FS could have some money or be very lucky when it comes to money. They could also quite be lucky in general. They could easily manifest too.

Hope you liked your reading!

[evansbby]

ahhh my shift was WRETCHED, so i came home and crashed, but okay so;

the dilf came in like times before, its like a diner type situation, so people come alone a lot, and he actually got sat in my section this time, and he was like lowks flirting with me the entire time, im talkin some:

me: “so did you decide on what you wanted to order”

him: “any chance youre on the menu?”

me: *giggling like a school girl cause hes so hot*

like its corny stuff but its SOOO yummy, so he was doing that and i was supposed to clock out like within the hour, and he asked about my shift and stuff, and we were just talking, and i told him when i was off, and i hoped my managers wouldnt keep me longer, and he took his TIME eating his food, like he asked for the check, and then ate so slowlu, he fs timed it so hed finish when i got off, and i told him my replacements taking over, yadda yadda yadda, and he was like “great:)” and i get off, and hes gone😞 BUT two days later, he comes in again, while im working, he ASKED for my section and i was like 😟😟😟.

so the entire time, flirting again 😼 im like actually ab to suck his dick the entire time hes there, cause holey fuckin moley, but he asks what time im off, and im like “oh like 7:45 tonight, hopefully, not any later” it was a semi busy day, and my managers must hate me, cause they always keep me WAY longer then im scheduled, so then hes like “well, i was wondering if i could take you to go eat after your off” and i STUMBLED SO BAD GUYS, i COULDNT SPEAK, i was BEING A FOOL. but i said yes! and so i ended up staying later than my shift, he came at 7:45 and i felt bad for making him wait, cause he sat on the little bench thats where the hostess stand is waiting for me, and ugh lemme tell ya. im a suxker for a man in boots. he had on a TIGHT ass black shirt, JEANS, AND BOOTS, i was salivating.

and then like i get off, i applogize for making him wait. and CHAT HE CALLED ME BABY, “its okay baby, i know you gotta work, it did get busy when i showed up” i was in complete distress, panties were wet, mouth was drooling, eyes saying fuck me at this man basically, anywho, so we go to this 24hr taco joint thats not too far from where i work, we go in his car, and he drives the NICEST chevelle 67 supersport. LEMME TELL YOU, i creamed my pants when i saw this car. but okay, so we ddint even make it inside, the parking lots dead, he parked to the side so we wernt out of view, but you really didnt bother looking over in the direction we were in.

so he MAKES A MOVE, and i am NOT denying, he like grabbed my hand cause i got this ring that really looks like an engagemnet ringa nd it fits on my ring finger but guys i swear its just a ring i found at my okd job and kept because no one claimed it. and he asked about the ring, so i tell him the story, and he startd playing with the ring, (he has big ass hands. hes like 6’.) then he like kisses my hand and im like DYING. this man is SO FINE. and he like starts kissing up my arm. and guys, im a goth girly, so my inner morticia adams is SCREAMING, and he just like grabs my head and we start making out, and it got INTENSE. we kept making out, his hand wanders, next thing ya know im riding his dick and its not like “oh hes 8 inches so girthy insane dick” nah he had the NICEST dick tho, like 6 is inches, girthy, but not insane, and it was mmmmm. but anywho theres so much more to spill so if you want moreee lmk:P

GIRL WHAT IS WITH YALL AND RUSHING OVER THE SPICY PARTS?!? 🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭 like you really edged me with this girly you did the build up so nice and detailed and then the spicy part comes and goes in like two sentences at the end 😭😭😭 EVERY SINGLE TIME BAHAHAHAH (it’s ok if you don’t wanna elaborate on that part loool im just kidding hehe)

BUT ANYWAYS BESTIE I love this for you and I love how you wrote it like you’re so funny girl the sense of humour is humouring fr!!! I LOVE THAT HE SHOT HIS SHOT RIGHT THEN AND THEREE like he came back for you and then asked you out AHHH okay miss y/n!!! Also him calling you baby is CRAZY like I would’ve also melted on the SPOT!

ALSO KISSING UP YOUR HAND AND ARM WOULDVE KILLED ME TOOOO OMFG THAT IS JUST UGH IT WOULDVE GIVEN ME BUTTERFLIES YALL ARE REALLY OUT HERE EXPERIENCED SMOOTH AF SEXY DILF MEN FR 😭😭😭 I TRULY LOVE THIS FOR YOU!

AND YOU SAY THERE IS MORE TO SPILL??? SPILLLLLL PLS BESTIE I AM DYING TO KNOW MORE!!!