#fruit crushing

[heartnosekid]

studikio on ig

[fullcravings]

Karlee's Crushed Pineapple Upside Down Cake

[animeyanderelover]

In times where some people pop up and call out someone for their questionable fictional crushes I have learnt to choose who to name as my ultimate fictional loves depending on what kind of person they are.

If you are a normal person I will only ever name those types fictional crushes to you:

💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛

💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛☀️💛

✅Guaranteed healthy relationship of mutual love

✅I can trust them with my house

✅I can trust them with my finances

✅I can trust them with children

✅Emotional support

✅Husband material for real

✅Sunshine, sweetheart, spouse

Now, if I know you’re my kin I will reveal my other side to you:

💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔

💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔🥀💔

✅There’s no way you look at this and think this would ever work out

✅Best scenario is your forever heartbreak and worst scenario is he’ll casually murder you

✅Do not trust him with your belongings or children

✅Your family and friends are in danger

✅You cannot fix him

✅Choose between trauma-dumping, PTSD, shitty childhood, gambling addiction and an ocean of toxic behavior

✅Or choose pure evil, narcism, being only a toy for his greater scheme, you are not his equal and an ocean of toxic behavior

[ratwithhands]

Snakemas! Based on these guys, Iwakuni snakes (albino Japanese rat snakes):

This AU is (unfortunately) still in early development while I'm busy with school but there's some basic lore bits.

Half-monsters (hanmon) are a third group of organism between humans and pokemon. They are the result of ancient species from both groups combining and evolving over millenia to become specialized species of their own. They have monstrous appearances akin to pokemon, but wield only physical abilities like humans. Due to the nature of how they were formed and how they are viewed, most live in hiding, with only a few thousand individuals being observed and recorded

White Mountain Snakes are native to the Sin-Joh regions, showing up in traditional manuscripts as messengers of regional deities to guide and bring good luck to humans. Ingo and Emmet are children in a family that moved from Sinnoh to Unova. As such they consider themselves part of three cultures, and speak three languages

The twins are one of the only well known examples of hanmon in the present day. Most people are divided on their feelings about half-monsters, so they try very hard to skew the perception in a more positive direction. They act very proper with others and in public, only letting up and relaxing at home

Ingo does end up falling through the rift to Hisui. His main concern is that he fell right as the different clans were fighting over who was right, and having a "divine messenger" appear in Pearl Clan territory has caused a whole new mess for Ingo and the clanspeople

As for the serpents themselves:

The twins are constrictors, lacking fangs and instead having insanely muscular lower halves for wrapping and crushing prey in their grip. Depending on the size of the food they're eating, they might also just crush it with their bare hands to make it more manageable to swallow quickly

They are looooong, something like 10m in length from head to tail. The subway has multiple posters up warning patrons to watch their step in case they trip over them in traffic

They are awfully sensitive to temperature change. They sleep under a giant electric blanket, wear thick uniforms, and set the driving car temperature to be warm. Summer is their best working season, however they tend to stop working in winter to hibernate for about 4 months, much to the dismay of Battle Subway fans, staff, and local grocers

They'll shed about thrice a year and assist each other with peeling it when possible. This is mostly since they aren't dexterous enough to reach parts of their back. Shedding time means it's time for this little competition of theirs where they attempt to pull the longest pieces of shed possible off the other. Ingo is not very good at dealing with Emmet's dry ass and ends up accidentally cracking it most of the time. They sometimes give the scrap shed to Elesa for use in fashion outfits

Ingo's mouth is much narrower than Emmet's, he often has to stretch his jaws to accommodate something Emmet can eat easily. As a result the tissue connecting his jaws in the front is more stretchy

The twins have different organ locations due to their long structure. This usually doesn't affect their job but if you give them a hug you will feel the heart pumping in their abdomen

Thanks to all for reading this far. As a treat have Ingo and Emmet in their separation outfits, Emmet in his uniform and Ingo in the garb gifted by the Pearl Clan.

[asterlavellan]

My cute aggression is overwhelming when he's on screen, I think BioWare should let me put him in a hydraulic press

[tapiocats]

Nandor really appreciated the pride stickers 🏳️‍🌈✨

Stickers, prints and Hawaiian shirts available on my Etsy shop!

[ariariari-png]

Drew Split, really loved the sorta lace motif in her official art so I ran with it and made her all cutesy, also Ik she has no green bc she’s an adult but I’m not good with mono color schemes so I needed a pop of something

[whatevs1dc]

Just some nostalgic video games

[badlydrawnronpa]

Same anon as the "try not to multiship" one HELP WHY DID I WRITE THAT- WHY DID I WRITE "TRY"??? *sobbing into my hands* WHAT I MEANT WAS:

I don't usually multiship-

I don't actively try to avoid it lmao, I genuinely forgot when I even wrote that ask.

"Let me into the multishipper drive through pleaseeee I do multiship."

EHDSHFADS THAT WAS RLLY FUNNY ANON DW!!!!!!!! we are holding hands and frolicking together in the multiship fields

[snowysmol]

A Lorax 2012 themed outfit board!!!! :D (Background, Lorax plush, Bear soap, Strawberry teether, Onceler stickers)

[heartnosekid]

making strawberry milk 🍓🥛 | source

[boxofoxberry]

May I see Romeo in your style?

hell YES YOU CAN!!!

been a while since i drew this guy so i decided to give this doodle a bit of love - he's fun to draw!!

[sunsetsands]

Slug people harvesting fruit on an aquatic tree farm

[cherryskeletoncake]

Living up to my username, closest thing i’ll ever draw to a selfincert /j

He’s trying his best

[slugtowns]

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Keith’s favorite animal is a hippo

hc that Texas took him to Disneyland once and the only thing Keith wanted to do was go on the jungle cruise over and over to see the hippo animatronics

shitty picsart visual aid for your convenience