#into smithereens

[asterlavellan]

My cute aggression is overwhelming when he's on screen, I think BioWare should let me put him in a hydraulic press

[mqfx]

AND IF DEAD MEN COULD MISS THINGS, WEI WUXIAN WOULD HAVE MISSED LAN WANGJI

[freakova]

“James Wan was executive producer for the Saw movies” and “James Wan was executive producer for Samurai Rabbit” should not be able to co exist HOW do you go from producing a funny cartoon show about a rabbit furry to clown puppet forcing people to cut off their limbs 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[whateveriwant]

I know I’ve already gone on and on about what it’s like to have a size difference with Simon Riley, but I’m sorry, I just will never get over how big and strong this man is.

Like I feel like sometimes his size gets lost on us since he’s surrounded by other tall, buff military guys all the time. But y’all, I’m telling you, this man is big. Like 6’4, 250+ pounds, big enough to eclipse the sun big.

With a man that big, it honestly doesn’t even matter what size you are because he’s always going to be bigger and stronger than you anyway. You can be tall, short, stocky, thin, whatever, and this man is still fully capable (and willing? 👀) of snapping you in half like a twig.

Are you worried about potential home invaders? Well, you shouldn’t be. One quick flick of his wrist and he’s breaking the neck of anyone who tries to threaten you. Did you accidentally lock yourself out of the house? Well, don’t bother calling a locksmith. There’s no lock left to pick after he’s just caved the door in with his foot. Do you have a really stubborn jar you’re struggling to open? Well, hand it over, love. He can crack that sucker open in half a second flat.

But Lord, don’t even get me started when it comes to all the ways Simon uses that strength of his in the bedroom.

Like when he tells you to sit on his face so he can eat you out. Don’t even try it with that nervous, hovering, “I’m too heavy, Si,” bullshit. You better sit your ass down right when and where he tells you to or he’ll hold you down by the hips until he’s had his fill.

Or when, after a night of heavy flirting and teasing, he’s got that look in his eye as he corners you against your entryway wall. Don’t be surprised when one moment your feet are firmly planted on the ground, and the next you’re lifted into the air, your legs slung over his arms as he drills into you like you’re his own little fuck puppet.

Or when he’s got you spread out on his bed, got your knees up by your ears, got the backs of your thighs burning in a way that’s matched only by how your walls have to stretch to take his thick cock. Don’t think he’s being mean or malicious when he sees your eyes well with tears but does nothing to change the way he’s fucking down into you. It’s not that Simon doesn’t care whenever you cry and quiver and plead with him to go easier on you, it’s that he knows the truth. He knows that, deep down, you love when he handles you like he isn’t afraid to break you.

[stuckinapril]

girl exorcism

get ur hair trimmed

get ur nails done

go grocery shopping (god is concealed somewhere between the aisles)

sit on a swing under the spring sun

STUDY !!!!!

it’s not that deep

work out

watch a movie (or documentary)

read a fucking book

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[tarth]

Kindness is a quality I've found lacking in Daeron's brothers.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.06 "Smallfolk"

[fernsnailz]

@punkitt-is-here yeah

[petrii-dish]

Lots of little loops. Nightmare that they are to draw

[chumbyy]

[oingoz]

i’m deeply touched to have had this moment with them

[jadewritesficshere]

Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.

[luffydraws]

IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING

BY LUFFY

FOR TORAO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY!

@opfoodzine IS SO SO GOOD AND THIS DRAWING WAS FOR THEM YEARS AGO!!!!!

[starrysharks]

outfits... don't think he'd ever have the motivation to wear the first unfortunately lol

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Honestly, I've never seen Tian be this close to anyone before, including me. He's always been reluctant to interact with others, so, he's very cautious and doesn't want to hurt anyone. Maybe because he's been hurt himself, he particularly understands other people's wounds and needs. You know, he's like a martial arts master in those martial arts films - if someone gets within three feet of him, they'd be knocked away by his protective aura. He's been on his own since he was young. His grandmother and parents have ignored him, so he isolated himself from them. No one can see what's going on in his mind. He doesn't let anyone get close, so no one can enter his inner world. You're the first friend I've seen him bring over here. So, I want to ask you for a favour: don't let him push you away."

THE ON1Y ONE (2024). EPISODE FIVE.

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