#from a mile away

[phirifiry]

Part 1- look to the tags and try to guess what is gonna happen (vErY hArD lEvEl)

[pippin-pippout]

Also I just finished reading the fourth wing and…

MY BOYYYYY 😭😭😭

I felt it coming but I hoped every second it wouldn’t turn out.

I’d love for him to somehow come back. She teased the idea of resurrection being impossible so that means someone’s gotta do it, right?

[fairyboygenius]

some of y’all won’t like hearing this but if price were an american man he would either be a never-trump republican or a ron swanson-style libertarian

[zoe-oneesama]

We did it, everyone. We chased her out of Paris.

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Bonus:

Yeah you're hella fired.

Tsundere's are so annoying irl.

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[fictionalmenaremytype]

Percy and Annabeth are perfect for each other bc Annabeth's plans are so smart yet so stupid, and Percys plans are so stupid yet so smart.

[reveluvjay]

Me making sure my sweetie pie Arthur has a bath because he deserves it 💕🎀🌸

Arthur: This is the cleanest some parts of me been in weeks! 🤠

Me:

[chipper-smol]

Viktor's lore REALLY needs to be updated my god

[majunju]

attention seeker

[dryemiddi]

Every time I think about the Tree of Feelings I can't help but be a little underwhelmed at how the most popular depictions of it is just. the tree. on a hill. surrounded by miles of nothing but grass and maybe a few houses in the distance.

Yeah, no thanks. I'll just go with my own interpretation on this one

[whaliiwatching]

diagnoses u with fanfic tags

yeah i caved. welcome spideysona

their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out

their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person

they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol

[tracklessreason]

Magneto, to a room full of hostages including the X-Men: The first person to start crying dies.

Charles: *sniff*

Magneto: ...

Charles, openly sobbing: The first time I see you in three months, and this is how it goes down?

Magneto, horrified:

Charles, who has never told anyone he can cry on command:

[yurisupernova]

h/w (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

[teaboot]

I saw your venus flytrap post and i need to rant.

As my botany professor says, a venus flytrap is the best plant at dying. It needs distilled, pure water (because even drinking water has too many minerals in it). It needs to be left in the sun for like 9 hours and 37 minutes, but if you leave it there for 9 hours and 38 minutes it'll DIE. It can't be too hot or it'll die, it can't be too cold or it'll die. It can't be a perfectly amenable weather, it will also die. You need a very specific type of soil and that bitch better be ALWAYS MOIST, or else IT. WILL. DIE. If you look at it for too long it's going to fucking DIE OH MY GOD.

They look so cool but they're so fucking finnicky. This is why the jar ones are better, those fuckers survive anything (nepenthes my beloved)

Signed, someone who has killed many a venus flytrap despite trying so so hard

PEOPLE KEEP GIVING ME PLANTS AND I FEEL SO BAD EVERY TIME

WHY a venus flytrap

WHY

I had JUST finished reading an article on How hard To Keep Flytrap Alive and thought "I've killed bamboo garlic and cacti before thank God I don't have one of these" and BOOM a week later my brother is like "this reminded me of u so I got u one" like NO! NOOOOO!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THROG THE ACCIDENTAL BABY KILLER A BABY! WHY!!!!!

[writer-room]

I think another clear theme of Spiderverse is that, as we’re told in the first movie, anyone can be Spider-Man. But in the second movie, Miguel tells us that Spider-Man has rules. Certain things have to happen, certain people have to die, certain people aren’t meant to be Spider-Man. And the message there is that, once someone makes those kinds of rules, you run. Because it’s just not true. Anyone, literally anyone, can be Spider-Man. There is no requirement. We’ve been shown you don’t even need to be bitten by a spider!

And with the amount of people comparing Spiderverse to the queer experience, this is especially important. There are no rules to being queer. There are no labels that are exclusive. There are no labels that are even required. As soon as someone says you can’t be queer in a certain way, or certain identities don’t ‘count’ for whatever reason, you need to run. They are liars. There are no rules, and there never have been. You are queer because you said so, and this is your decision alone.

If you decide you’re Spider-Man, then you’re Spider-Man. And if you decide you’re going to save everyone you can, then you will. It’s as simple as that.

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

i think one of the biggest scams i've seen in my lifetime is the idea that it looks better to have to have all matching mugs, preferably that match your dishes

reblog and tell me about your coffee mug

[periwinkla]

Cover for the comic ♡ (coming sept 7th because I'm not-so-secretly a sap)