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zawsze zapominam, że jesteś z polski i za każdym razem jestem w szoku hahahah
jddknfjdkj siemaneczko mordeczko 👋🏻🙈😄
ik zawsze szok jak się widzi kogoś od nas 👀 TO WY MACIE INTERNET W TYM KRAJU?!
teraz jest bardzo ciekawa kim jesteś! come off anon let's be friends 🫶🏻
#pół polski pół angielski ale niektóre frazy glupio brzmią tłumaczone xD#jak mam to powiedzieć?? zejdź z anona bądźmy przyjaciółmi? wtf xD#klub przyjaciół myszki miki#w sumie można otworzyć#nie no ale serio bardzo chętnie poznam kogoś więcej z polski#aski i dmy otwarte 🫶🏻#ask#friend alert#hiii mordeczko#POLSKA KRAJ#polish mutuals#almost#anon
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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ok. are we just sending notifications when we feel like it now
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Strange and beautiful how one afternoon with friends equals the desire to live for a million brilliant years
#mine#txt#I’m a bit teary eyed because I never thought I’d live a life I’d be happy to come home to🥹#seen my friends after four months abroad alert!!!
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
#spoiler alert: it’s a pegasus#her friend is like wtf#who are these people#why are her parents trying to stab each other in the backyard#they’re just percabething#hehehe#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#percabeth#percy jackson#percababies#annabeth chase#adult percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo headcanons#riordanverse#rick riordan
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Beloveds. My blorbos. Holding them gently in my hands but in my mind they are spinning at mach speeds.
#transformers#transformers g1#red alert#starscream#maccadam#rae art#i love them#what if. enemies to friends to lovers#holding a bat to starscreams head#stop being toxic bitch im about to redeem you#red alert is so relatable#anxiety ball#kibby
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wasnt gonna drink 2night.. but FUCKK i miss charlie and pim like a mf..
#smiling friends#charpim#adult swim#pim pimling#charlie dompler#charlie#pim#charlie smiling friends#smiling friends pim#pim x charlie#charlie x pim#sf charlie#sf pim#recently watched breaking bad#spoiler alert it’s peak.#i WILL draw them as jesse and walt. IM NOTKIDDING#IWILL#PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!!#anyway#enjoy the gays#i love them as i love YOU all fam#thugging it out#im high…#🤧🤧#love drawing thesegay LOSERS gosh.
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arriving to the social event 15 minutes early so I can sit in my car and read fanfiction on my phone before I go in
#in this case it is me sitting outside the bar before my friend gets here#need to know what happens to Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian…..#(spoiler alert: they kiss)#my post#not pets
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I had a vision while walking back to the hotel from getting barbeque, and I had to execute it immediately
#GOOD GOT THE QUALITY GOT CRUNCHED BY TUMBLR 💀💀💀 honestly fits though#let red say gen z slang in the season 3 reboot i need her to say stuff you'll only find on tumblr that makes the others go “????????”#for non-fraggle watchers: this is exactly how gobo and red are#gobo fraggle#red fraggle#fraggle rock#the muppets#digital art#meme redraw#shitpost#friendpilled visitmaxxer#<- COMMON TAG ALERT HELP-#bro visited his friend#chris p fried art#chris p fried doo doo
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I'm not gonna lie "jayce is protective/possessive in a way that a guard dog is" and "but a guard dog has a collar and a leash" have changed my brain chemistry on a molecular, nay, atomic level oh my god I'm a changed person nothing is gonna be the same *feral screaming*
Thank yooouu!!!! I am pretty pleased with that framing for them ever since it occured to me when I was writing out that protective/possessive Jayce post! It really clicked using that description as the summation of the VIBE I got from them even in Season1. That vibe where it's undeniable that Jayce is more physically forward and LOOKS like he's taking charge in those moments where he puts a hand out to hold Viktor back and it LOOKS at first like Viktor just goes along with things.
But there is just. That vibe. That sense. Something about noticing how much Jayce can act assertive but very much wants someone else directing him as Season1 goes. Something about how he's always moving around Viktor. And part of it clicks when you see him putting his head in Mel's lap repeatedly like every single giant dog that does not realize they are not lap size. Then somethinnggg about "man every time he's doing that or even talking to Mel he ends up talking about Viktor huh"
And THEN the something...something about Viktor. About his mix of quiet introversion but the very self assured confidence he carries himself with. The way if something frustrates him he looks over at Jayce like "do something about that." The way that as soon as they partner up it's like he becomes this quiet pivot point holding lots of eye contact while pushing Jayce to do crimes and then being the force of calm confidence as the pressure mounted trying to stabilize the hexgem for the first time. Something about how he always takes Jayce's constant touches and physical looming like it's perfectly natural and you don't know why, but it doesn't feel like Jayce is imposing on him???
And then (for me at least lmao) that exchange on the bridge makes it all CLICK. Jayce got so wound up he ended up snapping at Viktor (bc he is a high energy dog and his response to stress/fear is baring teeth lmao) and Viktor does not even look up as he smacks Jayce's hand away. Does not GLANCE at Jayce as he very pointedly moves away from him and out of Jayce's personal space bubble. And Jayce's hand flinches where it's held out and he immediately says "I'm sorry" in the smallest voice. And THEN, only THEN does Viktor allow the hand on his back to lead him away and you realize. holy shit. Jayce has earned touching privileges back. Holy shit.
and MAN I am usually NOT AT ALL into the idea of D/s dynamics as a lifestyle thing but with those maniacs it's like. Oh you two never even discussed that this is the dynamic. Y'all are just LIKE THAT. If Viktor ever called Jayce "good boy" even as a joke you just KNOW Jayce would DROP to his knees like it's an instinct (making for a hilariously awkward day at the lab)
come with me anon come with me everyone, we gonna explore Dom/sub dynamics that have bonkers types and layers of power exchange nuances in em
#arcane#jayvik#they are not safe or sane but the consent level on that dynamic is to a troubling degree#me: im not into the whole permanent collar thing in kink it's just not my kink#Jayvik: is Like THAT#me:....goddamn its not my thing but its definitely those freaks thing#also i had a friend in college who was a professional dog handler and she was maybe 100lb soaking wet#and one of her dogs was a retired military belgian malinois#and bc i was Friend i usually saw him as a very large happy dog who wanted pets all the time#but whenever she was standing still he was slowly pacing around her in high alert mode#and if he saw something suspicious he would freeze while glancing over at her waiting for her signal#and she would only need to calmly say one word or flick her fingers a certain way to tell him what to do#and thats. thats jayvik right there
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[BEWARE!! SPOILERS FOR AMPHOREUS AND GAY MEN!!!,!,
MYDEI AND PHAINON YOU GAY LIL SHITS YOU AIN’ FUCKIN SLICK I SEE YA.
Phainon hesitating when leaving Mydei, wanting to help him before leaving anyway, and then being an anxious mess outside, being shown worrying about him every moment, like 😭
(also ignoring the fact iT’S FUCKING IMPLIED HE WAS GONG TO SACRIFICE HERSELF I THINK?? IDK TAKE MY WORDS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT CUZ I DIDNT UNDERSTAND SHIT ABT WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO BUT LIKE BRO SXPECT AN ENTIRE RANT TO HIM AT SOME POINT.)
Phainon SPECIFCALLY told Mydei NOT to come to his ceremony because he should heal up, and he still did ANYWAY cause he was WORRIED. LIKE- Self-deprecating and all that Mydei is sure but HE CAME TO HIS CEREMONY WHILE INJURED BECAUSE HE WAS WRORRIED FOR HIM LIKE…bruv you ain’ beating no allegations
Phainon beign the only person Mydei can truly spar without holding back, and eveN SPARRING FOR 10 FUCKING DAYS STRAIGHT ONCE??? WHAT???
ALSO THIS
LIKE OH MY GOD THEY CARE SM FOR EACH OTHEER KIKE BRO I’M CRYINg
also you cannot tell me that Phainon is depressed in some way. He lost his entire hometown apparently, his entire mission is fueled purely out of a want for revenge, and the only reason he took up the role of the chye so heirs is because it gave him a purpose like…lol he’s so depressed. Mydei please help your boy
ALSO APPARENT THERE’S A MEMORY CORE OF PHAINON BASICALLY CALLING MYDEI HOT??? LIKE??
#Mydei#Phainon#Phaidei#Mydphai#what the fuck is their ship name cause trying to combine their names sounds so bad#I lvoe these two#they are NOT slick. They ain’t beating the allegations I swear#also those who say “Why can’t two men be friends” please just let me be 🙏#yapping#rant post#amphoreus#hsr#these two have me on a choke hold#also more Phainon angst pLEWAASEEE#AO3 AUTHORS I HAVE FAITH IN YOU PEOPLE DO MY SHIP AND PHAINON JUSTICE#Who’ve known HSR Kalpas and Kevin would be athing#Also Rip to Kevinsu shippers. They ain’t sailing here 😭#also another note ANAXA HAVING SUCH A SMALL WAIST IS SENDING ME#spoiler alert#amphoreus spoilers#asaba harumasa#hsr 3.0 spoilers
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YOYO FOLKS!
If you are a: ASK BLOG, ROLEPLAY BLOG, and a MOUTHWASHING BLOG
PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR ASKS.
There is a group running around on Christmas that's planning to send: gore, porn, and much more inside of your asks. To avoid this, make sure you turn off your asks until the time being. And make sure to report these accounts.
This goes for my octonauts peeps, my antonblast peeps, my dandy's world peeps, and pretty much any peep! Just turn off your asks, and please make sure to take time off Tumblr.
TILL NEXT YEAR!
#31 minutos#octonauts#homestar runner#aqua teen hunger force#fnaf#antonblast#mouthwashing#dandys world#roblox#regretevator#artists on tumblr#blox tales#genshin impact#honkai star rail#smiling friends#poppy playtime#saniro#psa#alert#jujutsu kaisen#dandan#fandoms#metalocalypse#sam and max#thats not my neighbor#venture bros#undertale#deltarune#sparklecare hospital#my little pony
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The List
Danny knew he couldn't keep the existence of the ghosts a secret forever. The GIW was a clear example of that, they had managed to disband the organization but there were always traces left behind that made him anxious.
Times had changed, and while Amity was hiding behind his "small town" reputation, the world was changing. New protectors, heroes, as well as new threats were appearing. And as much as the halfa wanted to, he couldn't transport his entire town to the Realms on every occasion of danger, that would definitely be suspicious.
So he made a list. He gathered information on the heroes that had come forward and categorized them according to how easy they were to approach, or how open they would be to the existence of ghosts.
Unfortunately his "safest" choice was John Constantine, someone he wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, so he decided to settle for the second one: The Flash.
Danny had weighed the pros and cons, but as he walked through Central City he wondered if it had been a mistake. Although it was probably too late to regret it, the speedster had already noticed him.
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#Danny just wants to make things as peaceful as possible#he did not realize that his collection of information would be suspicious#the League was alerted that someone was investigating them#collecting information from each of its members#and hacking the watchtower for it#Danny honestly didn't notice#he just asked Technus for help to make his list of pros and cons#he might know their identities but he doesn't care#dp x dc#dc x dp#Danny hates Constantine for all the paperwork#Flash is clearly nicer#he even treats his villains well#Danny tries to make friends#his new friends are in panic because of him#just wait till he tell them it was a list
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actually, i'm tired of being nice about this.
for the past week, a terrible cold front has been affecting different parts of spain, especially valencia, where +200 people have died and +2000 are still missing.
for the past week, people have been trying to find ways to help those affected, either by going to the affected areas to help or by donating food, clothes and other resources, even though it keeps raining.
for the past couple of days, i've received daily emergency alarms on my phone telling me to stay at home because of the risk of flood, and today schools and universities have closed to avoid unnecessary risks
people are losing power, their cars, their homes, their loved ones, streets are flooded and filled with mud. this morning the storm was so strong here that the power went out in my entire building and in a lot of areas of the city. trains aren't working, some subway stations are flooded, i have been hearing sirens all day and thinking that i'm lucky for getting to stay in the safety of my home
and then i go online, especially on tumblr, and… nothing. nobody is talking about it, nobody is sharing fundraisers. i only see spaniards talking about it, and even then, most posts don't reach 400 notes.
this is one of the clearest signs of climate change we've seen recently, why is nobody talking about it? it seems like tragedies are only tragedies when they happen in a small handful of countries, and we are, unfortunately, not one of them. but we're more than a vacation destination, we're more than a place with good weather and cheap alcohol. we people deserve protection and safety. we deserve more than global silence
news articles you can read about this:
bbc, 3cat 1 and 2 (if you catalan or want to see pictures/videos of the effects), rtve (if you speak spanish or want to see more pictures/videos of the effects)
#spain#valencia#dana#dw i'm safe and so are my friends and family#i don't live in valencia but i come from an area close to it so the rains have been pretty extreme there#and we have been in orange alert for the last couple of days#but i'm thankfully fine and safe. which is unfortunately not the case for many#also if anyone tries to say something like 'lol idc about bad things happening to colonizers' you're getting blocked
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percy, walking in the door: what smells so good?
annabeth, beaming: i made you every type of blue dessert that i could think of!
percy: oh yeah? what’s the occasion? oh crap, did i forget an anniversary?
annabeth: can’t a wife just bake for her husband?
percy, staring at her:
annabeth, staring at him:
percy, firmly: wise girl, we are not having another baby.
annabeth, frustrated: oh come on percy! why not?
percy: we’ve talked about this. we agreed to be done years ago. we have three, and they’ve destroyed half of our belongings! i mean, sure it would be fun, and i love babies and having kids with you, but we can’t just—
annabeth: if you agree to another baby, i’ll agree to another dog.
percy:
annabeth:
percy: are you bribing me into having a child?
annabeth: of course not! …why? is it working?
percy: of course not! but… keep talking.
annabeth: we can get a brand new little puppy. and you can choose both the breed and the name. maybe you can finally get that shepherd mix you’ve always wanted.
percy, rubbing his beard and thinking:
percy: you know, i’ve heard the transition from 3 to 4 kids is super easy. the little one would probably just fit right in.
annabeth: exactly. and since we’re so busy, my pregnancy will fly by. and the labor will be super fast since it’s my 4th. it’ll all happen in the blink of an eye. we’ll hardly even notice.
percy: true. then the baby and the puppy can just entertain each other.
annabeth: they’ll practically cancel each other out. and this way we’ll have an even number of kids.
percy, pointing at her: good for roller roasters.
annabeth, pointing at him: and family game nights.
#they are so delulu#to the point that they convince themselves that a newborn and puppy won’t make a differece#spoiler alert: it will#but they’ll be over the moon#so it’s fine#grover is staring in horrified shock from the other side of the room#relax percy secretly wanted another#he was just trying to talk HIMSELF out of it#annabeth takes a pregnancy test 2 weeks later#it’s positive#all their friends think they’re crazy#then they remember it’s percy and annabeth#neither of whom have any chill#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#adult percabeth#future percabeth#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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"i love my husband a lot 🙂"
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