#fridge-worthy

[vvanillavveins]

[ID: A Night Vale edit of a reaction image comic by @/gertritude of an anonymous person speaking casually in a drive-through to a horrified McDonalds employee. The anonymous person is labeled as Abby saying the word "redacted" in caps locks and brackets. The horrified employee is edited to be holding a box of Scrabble and is labelled as Carlos, Janice, Cecil (not taking it in), and Steve.

Finally is art of a person with headphones on looking absolutely horrified. End ID]

-thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the image description

[dolly-is-cool]

how about that episode, huh folks?

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

HOLY SHIT CECIL BLOOD DRAWING OF THE OWL TREE WTF WHAT THE FUCK

[danwithouttheplan]

Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

[welcome-to-night-vale-horoscope]

I was about to post about the new episode and how I love it when we get cecil backstory BUT THEN THE BOOPENING STARTED

[ceaselessbasher]

What if you said "I want Gershwin family lore", but God said "Unreliable narrator due to trauma and/or supernatural causes that hide all lore"

[denzartriste]

Bedrock bros drawing based on this stock photo provided by @epicaxolotls

Alt versions + closeup + talking a LOT under cut about this drawing <3

^ this is technicly the original version, but i really liked the tinted effect i slapped on last minute so thats the one im putting above the cut.

v Crashed my drawing app when doing these effects, it was so worth it look its shiny. Im a simple man i see shiny i eat my own art

v Closeups!!!

The rambling is lightly edited from me blabbing about this drawing in a discord server, so if it's very 'steam of conscious' it is because i was literally texting these thoughts

Okay so the BRAIDS. The braids in it are IMPORTANT okay they are they are

The designs aren't timeline consistent, because i was doing the drawing for me and also @epicaxolotls and both of us solely care about the fact there is bedrock bros and nothing else. So the white in Tommy's hair (THE PART THAT'S BRAIDED!!!) is from being revived.

But Techno doesn't have a braid in his hair, only Tommy. The Blade is a weapon, not something to be cherished and cared for and loved. Braids as a form of love, braid as a love language i will not take criticism because I'm so correct about this. The white in Tommy's hair being the part that's braided, also, that's surely something isn't it that's something that is SOMETHING.

Techno braiding the white part in Tommy's hair, it will still be in the corner of his eye but it will be wrapped in love. It will have bedrock dangling from it. The bedrock is on Tommy's braid because it is a symbol between the two of them, it's something gentle but strong held up by string and neither of them will let the string snap. They won't let is snap.

Techno's bedrock is on his sword - it's on his method of violence, the method of violence Tommy is CALLING ON!!! The violence Tommy is COUNTING ON the violence he is using to protect himself. The sword is made of marble (because it looks cool but ALSO--) Techno's violence is a PROMISE it is a swear an oath from a blood god who will not break it.

No matter what, Techno will be the blade he needs to be. He is as much of a weapon as the tool in his hand.

No matter what. He scars and bleed cold, before he even makes the first swing the sword is covered in gold it is dripping it is his

The words 'BLADE' is intertwined with his sword, the word is golden and blends into it

Mentioning this now, but the only colours in the drawing (if i don't count the effects i did that was just me having some fun with it and crashing my drawing app) is only two colours, red and gold. Tommy's bruises are a shade of magenta, the grey is a desaturated red, the whites are just a very light shade of red

It's something i thought a lot about while drawing so i did want to mention it in more detail than just the id

ALSO. Tommy is wearing Techno's crown, and Tommy is also pretty much in the position a crown would be on Techno's head (if you squint a bit)

He's also holding onto Techno's ear - I didn't draw it very well, but he is, he's using Techno for stability, pushing against him with his foot to stay upright. And Techno is something solid for Tommy to dig his nails into, he is solid and he can and will be stability.

Tommy is just another voice in techno's ear, screaming blood for the blood god

And Tommy's pupils are just pinpricks, he isn't in control and he isn't calm. He's bruised and bloody, he is clinging onto the first thing he sees and trusts that it wont topple over. Tommy trusts because that is the only thing he can do, the only thing he can ever do. He's angry he's clinging on with his nails and teeth and blood but he is trusting.

NOW IM GONNA TALK ABOUT COLOURS AND THE COLOURS I USED BECAUSE :D!!!

Techno has dark red colours - Very dark, dark as in the colour of a lot of blood. A river flowing with blood would be near black and that is what Techno is. He is an endless stream of bloodshed he is an endless steam of violence because that is all he is. That is all he is, in this moment, at least, but this moment is all that matters right now. Right now, he is the blood god and he is the blade. He's a sword about to be stained and constantly being sharpened because he needs to be.

He NEEDS to be blood and he's ALWAYS been blood and he doesn't ENJOY being blood, no, he walked away from everyone to avoid it but for tommy!! He'll be that for Tommy because Tommy NEEDS him to be (<- that paragraph is from Epic but it was very accurate)

BUt ALSO Techno has light colours too. Not as obvious as Tommy's light colours (his shirt, his shoes, his hair) but it is still THERE. It's just hidden. The white, not stained (protected) in the inside of his cape near to his heart. Because Techno's heart is gentle but he has to fight to keep it like that, the outside of his heart (heart=cape just go with it this is the metaphor I'm going with it doesn't make sense but also shhh sure it does) is DARK it is VIOLENT

Inside his heart (cape. again. silly metaphor but its fine) he is the Blade - the letters reveal themselves with his cape blowing in his wind

I dont know what any of these words mean but maybe they mean something idk :D

ONTO TOMMY'S COLOURS v

hehe okay sooo Tommy has lighter red. Still very clearly red, but the cape he has is an imitation of Techno and it isn't nearly as stained. His cape doesn't hide anything, it doesn't hide him, its short and also the lightest obviously-red colour there is in the drawing. On him is also the only actual depiction of red blood and fresh injuries. He is BRUISED his pants are ripped and at the edges there is still-fresh blood. He's wiped the blood off of him he tried. but all he did was spread it from his nose to his knuckles. He is not violent but this makes him look violent, and it wasn't on purpose. Dripping from his head is blood, again, and all of it is his. He has a fresh bruise around his eye and the only bandage to the dripping blood from his head is Techno's crown. That is the closest thing to care he has right now - later, he will get bandages, but to him care is a symbol of blood. To him, care is Technoblade's sword and he doesn't view the bedrock around his braid as gentle in anyway, he views it as a rock that is special and the string is weak but it wont break because Techno tied it there, and that means it won't break. It means it can't break.

On Tommy is Techno's crown. Because Techno views him as an equal and is letting Tommy command him in this battle, because this is Tommy's fight. This is Tommy's fight, and Techno gives him his crown with trust on his gold-scarred hands and care and a promise that he will be there and fighting by his side. He believes in him, not because he needs to but because he does. He holds him steady because he just does and he acts as a weapon because that is what he does.

Ight that's all :) If anyone reads this far they have my hand in marriage and whatnot, adding tags then hitting post without rereading <3

[thousand-winters]

"Carlos asked: “You okay, hon?” “Not really,” I replied. “I thought Abby was finally going to tell me the story of my dad. She said she would. But like always, she changed the subject. I don’t understand why she does that to me.” Carlos stared into my eyes for several silent seconds. A concerned, but compassionate stare. Finally, he said, “Oh babe. She did. We stopped Scrabble for like 30 minutes to hear her story. To be honest, I’ve heard her tell it so many times to you, it’s grown a bit dull. Do you not remember?” I did not.  The sunrise cast long golden stripes across the fridge, and I thought and I thought and I thought. I could hear owls in the crisp morning air, like a flower pot shattering."

Oh, my gods...

[m0thwinged]

HAD TO DRAW HIM 💔💔💔💔💔 MY BELOVED

Dude when I saw this I happy screeched so hard I threw myself into a coughing fit. /pos

Oiguguhfhfhgh...

He.....

Oguyhrg i love how you drew him in the canon style... oguhfbm... hanging this up on the fridge actually.

[vvanillavveins]

*Live ep.245 reaction*

[dabblingreturns]

Whent to the farmers market and some volunteers for an art center where letting people make stamps out of sticky backed foam stuck to top of old CD cases....and it was really for kids..

But adults were allowed to make stamps....

And making armature art just feels really good okay

So yeah my fish picture is going on the fridge!

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

Holy fuck i am losing my mind over here rn. Abby's told Cecil about their father enough times for carlos to know the whole story?? And yet cecil can't remember ever being told????

Im going to chew thru my laptop istg

[charkie-ee]

Oh man! I wonder what the line is for and—

Istg, I struggled so much to come up with a sona for myself, so just take my modified pfp

I probably developed a lot of fun habbits exactly a month ago!

I hope you won't go exploding anymore in this month, since I have sharpened my memory, thus remembering the faithful day where I will be needed to grieve.

It hasn't been the same, not after Spathos exploded. When the news reached me, it was already too late. I could have dedicated my life to finding the monster who did it, but instead I locked myself away like a coward, with the intent of building up the Company again.

For days I was furious, suspecting everybody and everything to be the doer of such crimes: was it Bolas? Was it Brian? Was it me? I was ready to blame myself, but in the name of the Company, I needed to sfay strong.

OHHH MY GODD????????? NO MAMESSSS??????????? SEMIFONTOS ON MY BLOG WITH THIS AMAZINGLY SCRUMPTIOUS ARTT????????? excuse me while i ARARMNOMNOMMMNOMNOMNOMMMNOMMUNCHHHMUNCHMUNCHCRUNCHMUNCHMUNCHCRUNCHMUNCH respectfully

(the 2nd & 3rd images had me cackling btw)

this is sick asf semifontos!!! idk if i mentioned it when you made my little wet-cat-shark, but you’re absolutely amazing at art!! i love your altered-pfp sona!! and, now that you’ve made one, i will hop into your askbox randomly and give you art of your sona on unexpected occasions. muahahahahah!! the power you’ve granted to me is a mistake >:-D

dont worry, i wont explode anymore (at least not soon). think of a caterpillar and butterfly, spathos was the caterpillar, and charkie is the butterfly! only, the chrysalis is more of um,,, an explosion. and it also might happen again?? but not in the near future. so i guess more of like a pokemon evolution???? idk, this lore is a *little* too deep, even for me.

ever since the accident, things havent been the same. sure, there are conspiracies, occasional missing persons, etc. but somehow the destruction of spathos was all swept under the rug and forgotten as it slowly rebuilt itself with a new brand. nobody truly knows how it happened. but will they ever? who knows. only the select few remember what it was like before the rebrand. those individuals are scarred and in disbelief that its already been 20 years since the explosion.

[danwithouttheplan]

People only like the idea of trickster spirits. "Oh, I could deal with them, easy." But once they meet one in person it's suddenly "wow, this guy sure is annoying."

[kiragecko]

Need to do some quick growth.

I'm down to my LAST ffnet-exclusive fic. I want to transfer it to AO3, because cringe is stupid and maybe one person will enjoy it. BUT. It is multi-chapter, and I'd need to format it, which involves READING IT. This is the only one that I've been unwilling to reread.

Some of the chapters were incredibly forced. I thought everything was unreadable until it was posted, back then. Usually, they were actually fine, but a couple chapters here ... weren't.

I want to be SHAMELESS. Looks like I still have a little ways to go.

[ooc-themis-cattails]

"Call yourself an artist, not a content creator"

But I am old enough to remember before art was easy to share online. "Art" was something personal and awkward that you do for yourself in your sketchbook and never show anyone, except maybe your best friends who will politely listen. "Content creating" was a real professional job where you made things good enough to be interesting to others, who usually paid in some way to access it. "Content creation" makes me feel like I made something worthwhile, and "art" makes me feel like a 10 year old doodling scribbles on my notes. So YMMV.