#french are weird

[angeleternity]

[shiverandqueeef]

Non-Canadians of tumblr!

if you picked one of the options lemme know in the tags how you heard about them (or if you have a totally different canadian band you know and want to rant about!)

[exasperatedoctopus]

Diversity win: the evil overlord version of yourself in another dimension is flagrantly bisexual and has a surprise mixed harem

[emrysarthurpendragon]

Why do men live shorter lives than women? (French Explaination)

You ever heard about that rumour? Yes, the one claiming that, statisticaly, men are more likely to die younger than women? Well, France might have an explaination for it. A couple of days ago, a 88yo man (not that young, but keep the "he's a man" in mind) was brought to the hospital after a rather... unusual sexual experiment. What? You may ask. He put a very specific something in his bum.

A vegetable? A poor animal? A sextoy? Nope. No to all the above.

Toulon's hospital had a good scare after the 88yo arrived with a... BOMB from WWI artillery stuck in his butt. Not a small one, 8in long and 2in wide, introduced for "sexual pleasure" according to the man.

If you ever feel dumb again, just remember a grown man, old enough to be seen as "wise" in some culture, thought he would do that. We never got so close to explain the French saying "se faire péter le c*l" than we did with that man.

[bixels]

Anyone got a French-American surname I could give Félicie/Fluttershy?

[monstermoviedean]

if you took a language class in school (any level, any language) did your instructor assign you a name from that language? like, when i took french in high school i was assigned a "french name" that i had to use in that class. did anyone else experience this?

[seenthisepisode]

“jensen wouldn't be able to differentiate between me and cas” misha my dude jensen is not even able to differentiate between dean winchester and himself so

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

[r-aindr0p]

At this point I'm just waiting for Yuu to give Rollo a smooch, since he's now held hostage living in the guest room. Doubt he has the nerve though. 😅 Maybe give one to the mini Rollos on the forehead, that seems more plausible. (Feel free to ignore this, I'm just expressing my thoughts.)

Lmao it would be a miracle if he even managed to express his interest voluntarily. He's absolutely a coward :)

Though he absolutely gives smooches on the mini rollo's foreheads ! He sees them as pets kind of and just hugs them or gives them a peck on the head like you would do with your cat or dog whenever you see them. Might have accidentally done that in Rollo's presence just because he's so used to it.... Really?? In front of his croissant ???!

And proceed to make everything worse by trying to justify it, then avoid eye contact for the rest of the day

[notacluedo]

preparing for tsc

[josh-lanceero]

single dad to pathetic horny priest pipeline (what

[skcirthinq]

So. The Neon Void by @sugarpasteltmnt has officially ended.

And I. Definitely didn't get so excited that I filled like 5 sketch pages.

Spoilers for the last few chapters ahead!

So like. The whole story has been so much fun, so well written; there's been fun call-backs both to the show itself and to earlier in the fic, amazingly balanced action, comedy, emotions.

Honestly, thanks so much to Sugarpastel for writing this, it's been an amazing ride!

[oldshowbiz]

know your history

[bushflannelsart]

More Disco-Elysium-but-they're-Quebecois-French-instead-of-European-AU because of course I think Harry would be passionate about poutine. Bonus under cut.

[exasperatedoctopus]

The most important character in all of ds9 is actually that Klingon restauranteur who comes out and serenades his customer with Klingon classical music on the regular

[mxtxfanatic]

Reasons Why the 7seas MDZS is the Inferior Translation

I recently had the misfortune to get my hands on all the 7seas mdzs volumes, so I wanted to make a list of some reasons why I will not be using this translation for any meta unless it is in comparison:

Reason 1: whoever tf's idea it was to translate "rogue cultivator" as "knight-errant":

The founding father of the Jiang Clan of Yunmeng, Jiang Chi, came from a knight-errant background.

—Vol. 3, Chapt. 12: Sandu: The Three Poisons

Reason 2: the fact that I was made to read French with my own two eyeballs in an English translation when the word "title" was perfectly serviceable as a translation:

But recently, he’d gotten used to using his venerated sobriquet every day.

—Vol. 1, Chapt. 7: Morning Dew, 7seas

Reason 3: this reason has been paywalled due to my personal belief that the compensation for inflicting this kind of psyche damage onto myself should be monetary