#foreign planet

[schlorian]

[theklancecollection]

I didn't know I was starving until I tasted you - orphan_account

Word Count: 5, 131

Summary: “Say whatever you gotta say to make yourself feel better,” Keith takes a deep breath and almost shouts the last part of his sentence, “after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole.”

“I’ll stick you in a wormhole.” Lance says, crossing his arms, pouting slightly, and looking every bit like the petulant child he acts like. "

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(or: Lance and Keith get stranded on an unknown planet and have hate sex that isn't really hate sex because they're secretly in love)

Rating: R

[bigironballs]

[bopinion]

I'm just wondering...

...where the Water is in Earth, Wind & Fire?

...why ancient Greece kept its wisdom to itself?

...where the b-sides can be found on playlists?

...how the immune response to right-wing extremism can be better stimulated?

...why the functioning of a door is apparently so difficult to understand?

...why there is a difference between "just wanting to" and "just doing it"?

...why we seem to be more interested in foreign planets than our own?

...why my teenager has to smell like teen spirit?

...why 2024 can't be boringly normal?

...why it has to be my fault?

[a-flaming-idiot]

Chat Noir preparing a cataclysm: "The Eifel Tower is going to be demolished!" Ladybug: "Au revoir et bon debarras, espece de connard triangulaire!" Zoe being a dumb American: "What?!" Kagami with her translater app:

[lainalit]

It's almost funny how Rhysand can't change the traditional views of Illyrian/CoN men in 500+ years.

but in the Ice Planet Barbarian series, human women get stranded on an ice planet with blue aliens on it, who are basically cavemen, and within a few days they manage to transform the traditional views of the male aliens from woman cook/clean and man hunt/provide to all women are queens and can do whatever they want.

[kirksbignaturals]

why they standing like sassy shootas™? who told yall to pose like this we're in the middle of investigating an unknown threat on an exoplanet we dont have time for this nonsense

literally all i was thinking about the whole episode: murda murda murda murda murda murd-

[froglover7789]

wheres my fic of luke telling leia about his childhood and her being absolutely appalled. Leia was most definitely getting a doctorate at 16 and what was luke doing. farming? kissing boys? i just know she'd be furious.

Leia: and then the day after my 16th birthday i finally passed the bar exam and became the youngest lawyer on alderaan but it really wasnt that hard---

Luke: lol whats a bar exam? do you mean like. the secret gay bars that needed passwords? bc thats where i was going at 16

Leia: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[manyblinkinglights]

I’m reading a book about uplifted jumping spider and human astronauts and I’m having to profoundly suspend my disbelief on the humans not ever evincing any desire to cuddle the spiders. They are precisely cuddling sized. I’m sure their setae would be unpleasant but the spiders definitely have spacesuits as well and I can’t imagine anything I’d want to carry around in my arms more than a cuddle-sized spider in a spacesuit. Even if it were my colleague.

[hariboz]

ollie has spoken about his story about supercharger & his cast he had during bp, and i’m actually so livid rn i could cry

Mnet:

ignored ollie when he told them he thinks his finger might be broken during the sports day, telling him to wait until the shoot is over to receive medical attention

neglecting ollie’s concern for his hand which caused him to go get his hand checked out BY HIMSELF in a foreign country

cut in the part of ollie saying he wants to go home during supercharger while ollie was hiding by himself and crying EVERY SINGLE DAY because he was so anxious and under so much pressure bc he couldn’t perform as well with his cast

didn’t acknowledge ollie trying his absolute hardest, not even ONCE, to the point where ollie said he even fell asleep in the stairwell once because he had been practicing so late but we saw nothing of any of this? only him saying he wants to go home?

we all know mnet is a dirty snake, but all of this is a little too much even for them, no? ollie already had barely any screentime, a lot of his footage coming from behind the scenes/extra content, and yet the one scene they include is him just saying he wants to go home after crying for days, being scared and just exhausted mentally and physically in general? mnet you count your fucking days

[gemstarstarlight]

“Ego is like a dish that only feeds you false fruit. Right? Like, the more that you eat off of your own ego, the more you starve your spirit.”

—Josh Johnson

[centralintelligencecameracollar]

LIEUTENANTS WRITING SIMULATED ACTIONS THOUGHTS AND COMMUNICATIONS FOR THOSE WITH OVERLOADED SENSES THAT ARE INCAPABLE OF THINKING OR ACTING. RE: VEERS AND TARKINS SONS AND THEIR ASSOCIATES HERE.

[bogkeep]

i can't believe how much i keep running into "well that explains this part about czech culture i've been wondering about" while trying to read up on the astronomical clock. in a different timeline maybe i would know these things already! alas i do not.

either way. i read this on orloj.eu:

In the end, we remind Czech naming of the planets, created by Karel H. Thám at the end of the 18th century, in the era of National Revival. Jupiter was Králomoc, Mercury – Dobropán, Mars – Smrtonoš, Saturn – Hladolet and Krásopaní meant Venus. The word “Nočena” for the Moon (after the name Luna) seemed quite queer even in the moment of its creation but the other names occasionally appeared in texts or poems of that time. These words “disappeared” in the course of time. Maybe some confessor of mysteries will use them once again, that is also why we remind them.

first of all. INCREDIBLE planet names even if i am a little bit relieved i didn't have to learn them as a kid, because trying to memorise them probably would've made me cry. second if all - is the czech national revival why they made new names for eVERY ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE INSTEAD OF USING LATIN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE????? the answer is yes. is it also why every month has its unique czech name instead of deriving from latin also?????

[gravelsong]

Same image to me

[iii-of-ender]

ynfenr moment??

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK BLENDING YOU /vpos

[fauvester]

is julians baby photo collection like blackmail in the garak-bashir family?

omg i was so immediately charmed by the idea of amsha visiting i had to drop everything and do that instead. cardassians are such sluts for big families and the kids have TWO living grandparents! a wealth! a superfluity of venerated elders!

the bashirs are very confused and a little privately dismayed about the direction their son's life has taken him, at least until Garak is elected the castellan of the planet. and they are making their peace with their lizard grandkids