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“Azriel dipped his head in a sketch of a bow, something restless settling in him.“

A beautiful depiction of a scene from Azriel’s bonus chapter by @: murttburt and commissioned by @yazthebookish!

Reminder that Gwynriel Weeks is 3 weeks away!

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"Elain is a one dimensional character 'cause-" , "Gwyn is a one dimensional character 'cause-"

Shut up. All of SJM's characters are one-dimensional characters who just are in her books to fulfill a stereotypical character trope without any substance and purpose besides being there for her wish-fulfillment fantasies within her badly plotted-out stories

Just use them as fanon blorbos like many people do in this fandom and how it's done in the majority of fandom culture in general instead of fighting about which character is more badly written by a problematic author

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elain eating copious amounts of basil, like normal people do

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Honestly I give zero shit about feyre's and nesta's relationship in this scene because the creator forget to mention that feyre brought three faes which ancestors where SLAVEOWNERS OF HUMANS and at that point in the book could be also seen as such from nesta's & elain's perspective into HUMAN Nesta's and elain's House (that also Tamlin bought for them not feyre!)

Like I truly wouldn't give a shit what my sister did for me at that point 'cause ain't no way I'm hosting potential SLAVEOWNERS at my house bc my sister suffered so much and I own her sth.💀

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What Acotar taught me (I wrote this than I was delirious & on painkillers):

Totalitarian dictatorship from war criminals is bae

Irish folks are EVIL INCESTIOUS GOBLINS

Albaniens (Ilyrians) are misogynistic savages who love to slutshame

Black folks are either the mammy stereotype for the women or the hyper sexualized black men (the non binaries don't exist & just vanish)

Apartheid states are slay

Segregation is cute

where can only be one good person per evil city

Toxic abusive men love their women even when they sexually & physically assault, degrade, harass & stalk them because they have big schlongs

also if your ex locked you up, you should break up and date the man that sexually assaulted you for 3 months (nothing says I love you more if he can't keep his hands to himself am I right?)

women who say that they are sexually aussaulted are lying

women who don't want to be opressed under the patriarchat just need to learn how to fight like men

misogynstic traditions can only change for their leaders and not for some uneducated peasant women

evil people aren't evil if they just say that it was all a mask

if you follower your leaders direction but is later revealed that is was just a farce your loyal ass will be indeed executed (Imagine not being a mind reader)

villainesses who want power also love to sexually assault men

Suicidal/depressed people deserve nothing but punishment (can't they not be so dramatic and just stand up)

Collective punishment is always the best and right option (fuck those broke bitches can't they just be not poor and dependent on their leader)

Stealing from other countries is always a good idea (the British would be proud)

Bisexuals are always promiscuous lying whores

Mothers shouldn't have names since they are only here for their sons sad backstory

Also the pregnant body of a woman is property of the husband

C-sections & abortions are just concepts of an idea

The patriarchy isn't a social construct but a magically destiny system created by god (mormon approved™)

Oldest sisters who aren't parentified need to beg men for forgiveness

Addicts are prisoners and need to be treated as such (American prison system in the sky when?)

Rehab supervisors should just sleep with their rehab patients nothing can cure addiction better than sex

Intervention should always be conducted with people who hate the person who the intervention is for

PTSD triggers are just like Schrödingers cat

Trauma can be fixed with just going to the gym (therapist never heard of them)

The Troubled teen industry works

Slave owners and slaves are equally bad

Oppressed people who kill their oppressor are crazy VILLAINS who should be prosecuted and ideally executed

who needs teachers if you can just write a hundreds times how hot someone is and be a literatury mastermind

pussy needs to be smelt 500 kilometers away

Pregnant bellies glow like a care bear

Winged people cream in their pants after every wind blow

aroace people are mythical creatures who don't exist

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My controversial boomer opinion is that Ice Planet Barbarians is actually a very good series. It has incredible world building, fleshed out social hierarchies, healthy dynamics, and themes of loss, love, isolation, and grief that are very well explored. Just bc it’s smutty alien romance, doesn’t mean its trashy or bad writing. In fact, its one of my favorite romance series of all time.

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Feyre will forever be season 2 Cassie from Euphoria to me

ok i counted! in acomaf, feyre calls herself “a pet” 7 times

others? 2 times

tarquin voicing his doubts to feyre of believing if she really is rhysand’s pet

keir

“but tamlin saw feyre as his pet” no feyre did

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Tamlin accidentally being the first non-binary/trans character in SJM's books

Random thought…

Since Feyre’s body became completely Illyrian when she shifts, does this mean that if Tamlin shifted into a woman, he’d have the ability to get pregnant? Would Feyre be able to impregnate someone? Cause clearly it affects their dna since somehow Nyx is 3/4 Illyrian instead of 1/4.

Also…

Does this mean Andras was completely wolf when he died and stayed that way?

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going at the end of acosf reminded me of this fucking stupid thought of nesta’s girl no!! noooo get up nooooooo

don’t have words for this but i have long list of evidence to show she doesn’t need to earn love from any of these ppl who in some way or other hurt her

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I'm currently rereading the hunger games books for haymitch upcoming book and this one quote of peeta just remained me of Lucien

Imagine Lucien saying this to Elain before he leaves the night court to live somewhere else so that she isn't remained of him constantly I can't- 😭

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I love Tamlin but sometimes I wish SJM just let him die in the end of Acotar and let Feyre be the new high lady of spring. It would be a much better story instead of the mental gymnastic & retroactively ret conning that she did in acomaf

Imagine the grief and guilt she feels for not only not being able to save Tamlin but also be mated later on to his enemy while she herself is thrust into the position of high lady of spring that she never wanted to be in

it also would be a great plot twist at the end of the first book that would hook the reader in to wanting to know what happens in the next book instead of the first book now only working as a standalone after all the other book installments in the series

also SJM could have written that Feyre has two great loves in her life and that one isn't better or worse than the other like for example Francesca in Bridgerton with John & Michael(a)

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Rhysand when Feyre doesn't want to communicate mind to mind with him

Artwork by @ charliebowater

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People in this fandom: "All Characters in acotar are morally grey, they all do shitty things. We shouldn't pit them against each other"

- somebody should inform SJM about this since she didn't get the memo

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Rhysand to feyre:

Anyone else remember Rhysand saying the Night Court got rid of slavery in their court because humans couldn't keep secrets..

And not because it was you know. Immoral.

Another brick in the wall of Feyre manipulation. "Oh we got rid of slaves before the other courts, we're just that amazing. Don't you feel safe here?"

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Shapeshifting Howl (Tamlin Version 🌹)

Last year I went through a Ghibli phase and this idea popped up 😅 Tamlin Howl shifting into Tamtoro 🤭

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I’m not going to get into the shipwars beyond this post but you’re extremely dense if you think there was no correlation between SJM pointing out Gwyn’s “pliable” hip bones in the same book she made Feyre having the wrong anatomy to birth an Illyrian baby a huge plot point 😭