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Every blue moon I grief about the fact that there is an alternative timeline where the acotar series is written about Tamsand by a non-homophobic & unproblematic author

#SJM why do you have to be a bigot?#I just wanted my three book toxic yaoi smut#Instead I got straight omegaverse with a wet paper towel as a main character#all this homoerotic potential wasted for a white women insert#sjm critical#anti sjm#acotar critical#anti acotar#tamsand#pro tamsand
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✨ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓿𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴; 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 ✨
SJM once said that neither she nor Lucien saw Elain coming, but the story naturally led Elain and Lucien to one another.
Their mating bond was unexpected and remains unexplored, but there’s a golden thread tying them together. Their love will be a slow burn of blossoming buds, ivy breaking through brick, quiet but abundant.
Art by @ampreh
Commissioned by @miseryreads for @elucienweekofficial
IG post can be found here.
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#they look like a couple who are made for a children's picture book#Elain archeron#Lucien vanserra#Elucien#elucienweek2025#elucien fanart
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You cannot tell me that after ACOSF Tamlin wasn't rocking a tummy. He was NOT working out while under all that stress, my man got some chub <3
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Propaganda I won't fall for is that Rhysand, instead of Tamlin, sent feyre the music utm that she heard when she was in her cell
And It's pretty easy to prove since we know the music piece SJM had in mind for this since she mentioned it in her old newsletter
also the re-tilted track name is such an obvious rewrite since she admitted in the newsletter that she rewrote the second & third book

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Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 has these instruments listed on Wikipedia
Also I need to point out that the fiddle and violin are the SAME instrument since the majority of the fandom still don't know that
Some might say, "Yeah, of course the music Feyre received is classical since ACOTAR is set in a vague medieval/victorian era," and they'd be right. But SJM specifically chose the second movement know as Alegretto, which is written and performed by the strings
what is also interesting is the wording from George Grove with the way the strings playing each other melodies like they are afraid of losing hold of each other
Mixed with the fact that the only named known string player the readers know in all of the series is Tamlin, it is pretty evident that SJM intended for Tamlin to be the one who sent Feyre the music UTM, but she just retconned it in acomaf
#all the subtext and forshadowing SJM did in the first book in regards of the music she just ctrl z deleted in the second book#because she found rhysand so hot that she can't even give tamlin a simple act of kindness to feyre since that would make tamlin look good#and rhysand's action in utm would all be just self serving and we can't have that for the endgame mmc#also as someone who plays two instruments#the fandom trying to gaslight people into believing that playing an instrument is in ick is such hobbyless loser behaviour#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti sjm#anti acotar#anti rhysand#pro tamlin#Youtube
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aCoTaR Aesthetics: Sami!Winter Court
His pale-skinned companion, clad in colors of white and gray, possessed a crown of shimmering ice. The High Lord of the Winter Court
@feynessupremacy
#RIP inuit/sami winter court#you would have been great if you hadn't a racist author who's default will always be another americanized white boring character/country#winter court#kallias acotar#viviane acotar#acotar headcanon
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Artwork: mpreg Tamlin by @copypastus | underboob Tamlin by @trash-shrike | princess Tamlin @lucychanart
#tamlin antis crying screaming & punching air everytime someone likes tamlin#instead of this performative outrage we could have long ago come together and have made the nastiest tamsand fanarts/fanfics for the fandom#but the fandom is still stuck in SJM's badly written heteronormative world#pro tamlin#tamlin acotar#anti acotar fandom#anti rhysand#anti inner circle#anti ic#acotar critical
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#and with that happy pride month to these two homosexuals#gay situationship so strong not even a mating bond can break them apart#pro tamlin#rhysand#pro tamsand#tamsand#acotar meme#acotar headcanon
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Nothing damned Rhysand more than his own pov.
Ain't that the truth
Rhysand could never be in his own pov an intelligent and cunning character, simply because SJM doesn’t has the skill to write such depth — or even the kind of plot that would make it believable (see acomaf)
#truly wasted potential#rhysand can never be anything but a hypocrite since SJM herself is one#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti sjm#anti acotar#anti rhysand
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6. Beron, a homophobic gay man who asks men about their cock size
In honor of Pride Month here are the five gayest men in acotar🌈✨
Cassian, a bi man that loves everyone except his mate
Rhysand, a messy gay cosplaying as a straight person
Tamlin, a gay musician that just wanted to be with his boyfriend Rhysiepoo
Eris, also a messy gay who loves to tease his lover azriel
Azriel, a closeted bi man who tells his shadows that having sex with eris doesn't make him gay
#needed to update the list with this toxic old man yaoi#may the men in acotar one day be free from the shackles of heteronormativity in the fandom#happy pride month#azris#tamsand#cassian x everyone who isn't nesta#beron vanserra#beron acotar#acotar headcanon
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Women & Children in the Court of nightmare & Illyria being hurt, tortured, abused, raped and killed
Feyre somewhere in her sixth mansion in Velaris:
#Feyre acts like her brain will overheat like an old laptop#any time a situation occurs that demands even one critical introspective thought of her#but ig it more shows that SJM herself can't write characters that can have Critical self-reflection about them#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti feyre archeron#feyre critical#hewn city#court of nightmare#illyria acotar
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Rhysand Stans in relation to Tamlin locking feyre up for 5 minutes:

Also Rhysand Stans every time someone mentions Rhsyand sa'ing feyre:

I would laugh if they weren't dead ass serious about it
#rhyand stans need to pick a lane 'cause at this point it's embarrassing for everyone involved#why are they out here acting morally righteous when they are the ones least qualified for speaking about such things#anti rhysand#rhysand critical#acotar critical#anti acotar#anti acotar fandom
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✨ 𝓔𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓘𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓻𝓲𝓪 ✨
Excited to share this beautiful piece by isnanaun for @emerieweekofficial ! I love the idea of each of the Valkyries getting their own Pegasus and this one chose Emerie. What do you think their name is?
No reposts without permission and do not use this art for anti content please.
Characters belong to SJM.
IG post can be found here.
Artist: Isnanaun
Commissioner: Misery.Reads
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Posted this over a year ago and grown ass women still use "tampon" as an insult
At this point they just need to admit that they love doing misogynstic jokes like a manosphere podcast man instead of trying to convince people that it's because of autocorrect
Every women over the age of 20 in this fandom who still calls Tamlin "Tampon" peaked in High school💀
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Character design WIP: Cresseida
She still looks pretty rough (especially her jewelry), but this is how I picture her.
I might redesign her in the future, because I‘m not sure if I‘ll stick to this for the remake, but I like it so far.
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Why is sjm almost always at the scene of the crime when it comes to female readers not understanding the book & romanticizing the toxic, abusive male love interest???
Not all SJM readers but it's always an SJM reader who Post shit like this
#at this point it ain't a coincidence#I think they truly can't even distinguish anymore when authors deliberately wrote the mmc to be abusive towards the fmc#they are not even dense they 100% believe that this is some form of love from the mmc#sjm critical#acotar critical#anti sjm#anti acotar#anti rhysand
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Where The Ocean Meets The Sky | A Gwynriel Playlist
he could have sworn a faint, beautiful singing followed him. Could have sworn his shadows sang in answer.
A Gwynriel playlist that's for the people who love a fairytale esque vibe for them, à la little mermaid meets fallen angel. The playlist mainly features folk, ballads & acoustic songs.
>> Click here to listen to it<<
Artwork by @catheccino | Commissioners: @foreverinelysian & @trashforazriel

#wanted to post this when the gwynriel book is announced but since the book will only be released once I'm dead I rather just post it now#Gwynriel#pro gwynriel#gwyneth berdara#azriel acotar#acotar playlist#songs for acotar#Spotify
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In my head feyre spanked & pegged Rhysand after his whole 'your body my choice moment' in acosf
#the only way to cope with this shit that sjm wrote is to make feyre a secret dom mommy#shadow daddy my ass I only know Rhysand 'bratty sub' nolastnamecausesjmislazy#anti Rhysand#Rhysand critical#feysand critical#sjm critical#acotar headcanon
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