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So, nobody was gonna tell me Jules Bass, the producer of holiday classics such a Rudolph, and Frosty recently passed away?
Thanks for making the holidays so great, bud. Thank you, man.
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pterygoidwalk · 8 months
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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me
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syn4k · 1 month
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nromal · 2 months
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okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"
i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.
then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.
then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.
later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.
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sp1resong · 2 months
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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everoutoftouch · 5 months
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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cityelf · 3 months
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this poem is about being nonbinary.
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chiimeramanticore · 4 months
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compilation of this type of post
edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it
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pyroinfusedtiger · 2 months
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Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore
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liesmyth · 3 months
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muoio malissimo
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chronotopes · 15 days
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nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week
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ra3kiv · 7 months
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sea, swallow me
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sunriseovergotham · 4 months
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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bringcal · 5 months
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fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
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cubistemoji · 5 months
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hellishqueer · 5 months
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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