#for fucks sake I need TO SLEEP

[shatterthefragments]

I’m being overdramatic I know, but maybe I’m just meant to be miserable.

(“Well maybe you shouldn’t do these sailing trips if you get so sick after” IM TOO OLD NOW ANYWAY. IM DONE WHETHER I WANT TO BE OR NOT. IVE SPENT A MONTH AT SEA TOTAL NOW. AND I REALLY FUCKING HOPED THAT I WOULDNT GET SICK THIS TIME. and I didn’t the first time (you know when Everyone still was asked to mask and we tested before boarding)) and I booked the rest of the week off to recover. That I have to call in sick for at least a little bit now too. Yeah. That sucks for all of us. Nothing I can do but not die or whatever)

[spineless-lobster]

Alexander the great and hephaestion are so patrochilles coded it genuinely makes me sick to my stomach like how the fuck did they make the iliad in real life what the actual hell this is so fucked up

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: *pointing to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me?

Angel: Awww, Whiskers! You need me in your life after all.

Husk: I could replace you with a step ladder.

[seventh-district]

Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."

Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"

[jaimeski]

superhero mike and merc fit are arch enemies pac is mike’s civilian sidekick and he told mike he’s been seeing this guy for months mike couldn’t give less shit and when pac finally introduced his boyfriend to him over a dinner both mike and fit are both shocked and are fighting every time pac turns around

[tiredmetalenthusiast]

And for no particular reason other than to be an asshole😑, my brain has decided to torture me with fantasizing about werewolf!Price! He's so pent up for years of not having a mate that during a rut, in werewolf form of course, he's whining in pain and along comes this pretty little thing that smells so sweet and offers to help him out. Proceeds to get railed within an inch of her life on the forest floor.

I should be asleep! I have work early tomorrow and yet here I am! Fantasizing about this🫠!

[sensoryserenity]

every now and then i get really in my own head about like, the Content on this blog, this worry that i don't make my own gifs often enough or consistently enough or when i do it's not the right stuff, that my content is repetitive or too simple or etc etc etc. and then i remember that the invisible metrics i hold myself to mean literally nothing to anyone else, and that even if other people did give a shit it's my blog and i can post whatever i want to whenever i want to. i'm not a Content Maker im just some silly billy with a blog where i post stims i like

[sirtouchstarved]

*Screams in horror*

ISTFG AO3 NO! BABY HUNNY DARLING LIGHT OF MY LIFE I NEED YOU. I WAS SETTLING DOWN INTO MY BED SNUGGLED UP READY TO READ SOME FANFICS MY BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS DARLING AO3 *WHY*

fucking sobbing what the hell am i supposed to do with my life now

[crimeronan]

i'm now in the part of the autoimmune cycle where i stop being distracted by newfound knowledge and simply become annoyed that my symptoms are still present. what do you MEAN the """immeasurable antibodies wreaking havoc in every part of my body""" haven't taken a vacation just because i have proof they're there now and also that i haven't been cured of all ailments because i'm """not on medication yet""" come onnnn. we're in the getting better phase who cares that we have zero meds that actually stop autoimmune disease rn. cmon body yip yip!

[orcelito]

Ok so I was wondering like

Top 0.005% of listeners. That's Pretty Damn Small. But I was wondering Just how small...

357.1k monthly listeners

0.005% of 357.1k is... just under 18...

Guys. I'm within the top 20 listeners for IAMX. Period. 🫣

[altruistic-meme]

me: *existing*

my brain: hey heres another fic idea!!! and another!!!! oh wouldn't it be so cool if you wrote this??? wouldn't you LOVE to plan this fic out??? you should definitely plan this one, i promise you don't even have to write it ;) [<- is lying, knows that i'll want to write it even more if i plan it]

[outlaw-monarch]

Welp.

Officially so fucking tired I forgot the word for 'stopped having a blog' and said

"They're, uh... you know- when someone's?? unblogged?"

Wife, kind but incredulous: "...deactivated? "

[cptnbeefheart]

crazy eyes bc i got sick of having this ITYSL summer lovin’ skit painting on my floor. didn’t really finish it so much as i gave up but thats okay i think. happy new year more details in the tags :]

[alloutshirt]

fuuuuuuck my lifeeeee

[ruralreligion]

christ-like

[holylottie]

My need to create is actually killing me, I write nonstop for hours, my ideas flow from my head to my lungs, making me out of breath, I'm drowning in art and i love being wet and I'm also afraid of water and I love to create but I hate to feel so much, my fingers keep aching every single moment of my days, I'm tired of it, im tired of having so much to say