#for added hilarity:

[saym0-0]

okay now to alleviate your sadness, joel pulls up in his car to each season and picks them up and they have a several-month-long roadtrip stuck in his fuckass car with each other listening to joel's music

au where scars winner lore applies to all of them. they're all left wandering around their empty worlds waiting for the next season to start for a brief respite from the loneliness

[gophergal]

You get wrecked by a Heavy+Medic duo and see one of these taunts before you respawn. How do you react?

(aka: @cursed--alien and I were bullshitting about potential taunts that would kill homophobic gamer boys on sight and these shitty doodles are the result)

[secriden]

My favourite thing about the diner being called "Heart Burger" is not only that its a reference/in theme with the title of the show, but it has that energy of being firmly set in a non-English speaking country where English is used in that kind of arbitrary way that only vaguely makes sense.

[utilitycaster]

god tier move would be, if your post was used as part of a character textpost meme, to respond with "they would not fucking say that"

[codenamethebird]

Okay I know they probably can't do this because of timeline issues, but I would kill for Hades 2 to do a narrator off between Homer and Ovid. Like Ovid is narrating the human resistance and hyping them up, and Homer is like wtf and they get into a screaming match as the non disembodied voices look on in utter bafflement

[lowpolyshadow]

i am once again saying how funny i would find it if metal decided to out-sonic sonic in every way, including stupid shit like liking things more than sonic (guy who cant eat chili dogs determined to be more of a chili dog enjoyer than sonic, literal hedgehog shaped chili dog disposal)

but also obsessed with metal hating anything sonic-like about himself because. like. fuck sonic. right. (this is how we end up back with how insane neo metal sonic was, because he will be stuck with this logic loop forever)

[grandwitchbird]

God bless everyone who wasn’t prepared for us Witcher folks to awaken all at once.

[i3utterflyeffect]

i think it'd be funny if SC actually slept a normal amount for a hollowhead and the other hollowheads are just so constantly stressed that they don't know what sleeping normally is like

[bigassbowlingballhead]

tzp and marcello hernandez at the same place, same time. i need them in a stoner buddy comedy please.

[lovinglapislazuli]

I love the pole challenge because whenever Chase and Emma drop a new piece of lore about their relationship everyone else is like

You know it's bad when even Chris thinks you messed up as a boyfriend

[aquitainequeen]

I'm entertaining myself thinking about what the Emperor must be doing/thinking while everything is happenening in Shōgun.

'Meanwhile, over in Kyoto!!!'

[dark-elf-writes]

Was thinking of a soulmate au for Tseng/Cloud too and I was thinking names would be cute but I realized

Cloud would never make it to leaving Nibelheim to try to become a soldier.

Tseng would be there so early knowing everything about him and offering him and his mom a better life complete with a house and personally vetted security already lined up for them and six contingency plans.

[greyias]

My pest service sent me an automated text about the next time they’re coming out, and in trying to dismiss the text on my watch, I fat fingered the screen and instead sent this as a reply:

It’s a lie. I’m not on my way lol

[whatthemeepever]

Tumblr staff out there knowing their audience to a T.

I'm just pissed it won't let me reblog it.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I have never laughed so hard at an in-game ad in my life.

[the-woman-upstairs]

How is it I’ve now seen *three* Wes Craven horror films that all have a gay subplot struggling to break free?