#fnaf hot takes

[redfoxdude07]

I ran out of options, so if you have some other opinions shove it in the reblogs

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

Yet another photo post heheheh

[someone-inthebackground]

hate to be the one to break it to you but Freddy Fazbear is not the Hatsune Miku of the fnaf universe.. the in-universe internet probably treat him like how yall treat Mickey Mouse...

yeah they call him a capitalist and draw him doing bad CEO things... yes even your father figure Glamrock Freddy.

yeah they forget that the mascots are also victims.

[mcllymauk]

seeing a lot of "they made Peepaw McChildMurderer unfuckable now (as Matthew Lilliard)" and to that I have two separate, but distinct reactions:

1: cowards

2: HE'S UNFUCKABLE N O W????? AS IN, HE WAS, AT ONE POINT, CONSIDERED TO BE FUCKABLE????

[system-hottakes]

Not a serious hot take, but the endoskeletons from 2014 indie horror franchise Five Nights At Freddy's are the only endos I support

-- Umbrella

lmao, same. the only endos I support are Fnaf endos, because at least they're honest when they try kill me

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Hot Takes:

Solar would look good in oversized hoodies with sweater paws.

Ruin would look cute in the 'I killed my husband' robe.

Eclipse being edgy in a fishnet shirt and a skirt.

Moon would rock a miniskirt skirt with a slit.

Sun would look cute in thigh-high socks.

Earth would look fabulous in a pastel pink pantsuit.

Lunar would be adorable in a fluffy dress.

Frank in a long mermaid-style formal evening dress

[little-pup-pip]

hi pip!!!! can i pls request a masc leaning cg/owner!glamrock freddy board with no paci? tysm in advance!!!!

For sure!!

[clartidk123]

William is heavily implied to be an abusive father. But because of ONE line, everyone sees him as only loving Elizabeth. The golden child in abusive families is also one of whom suffer the most. Frequently being pressed to be the perfect little kid. So there's that.

[redfoxdude07]

Cassidy

Andrew

Garret

The Mimic

Agony

Remnant

Fnaf World

Have I made myself clear?

[chloesimaginationthings]

I'm going insane over the way you draw Sun-

I seriously love drawing sun (and moon!)

[shadowbrightshine]

I'm gonna try something.

Give me your fnaf hot takes. I wanna hear them.

Here's one of mine. I think the glitchtrap suit is scarier than the springtrap one. The fabric and expression on the face that can't change stands out against the animatronics. Outside the games, springtrap is scarier, but in the context of being around somewhat emoting robots, and their robot movements, seeing a human ass looking dude dancing around feels so wrong.

[dumplingprincessextraordinaire]

One of the claims against Hadink39 that antis make really confuses me? She’s been accused of whitewashing Past!Michael Afton and his friends in her art…..is Michael afton not literally already white? Like so white he eats scones for breakfast and drinks tea (bri’ish) Further more, I don’t think the friends identities or details were ever revealed anyway.

[thedragonemperess]

In my very humble opinion, Ness went to school for music production and theater but when that unfortunately didn't go anywhere, he got the job at Sparky's. He has a music-focused podcast on the side, though. It's called Music Theory.

[connectionterminated13]

When will we progress to the point as a society that we can let Michael be a This barely human messed up purple raisin man. instead of just the hottest man with purple skin

[kakusu-shipping]

Monty x reader would be cuteee~

But also i wanna see your littol guy with the animatronics!!!i like seein your widdol guy

I've had a concept that can do both at once for a while now so I might as well use that.

Lost and Found

Monty X GN Security Guard Reader

In which you ignore protocol on a whim

Patrols in the Pizzaplex were always very dull for a night shift employee, especially sense the head security guard, Vanessa, gave you explicit instructions not to talk to the animatronics.

There was never a break in at the Pizzaplex, anyone locked in after closing are always found basically right away, and every square inch of the main floors are patrolled by Staff bots who are basically walking motion sensors.

Recently you hadn't even bothered to patrol the floor anymore, and instead find yourself crashing in the Security Tunnels until your shift ended. Tonight included.

You made your way to Monty Golf through the underground maze, as you'd found the muffled golfing music relaxing, when a distant sound caught your ear. Something you were sure the dayshifters were much more use to than you were.

Crying.

A child crying.

You checked the time; almost 2am. If they'd been left here when the doors had shut at 10 surly someone would have already found them by now and reported them to Vanessa, right?

You picked up the pace a little, turning off course and following the sound. Around a few more corners, you found the source.

Montgomery Gater stood over a very small child in a very big sweater, who was currently sobbing his little eyes out.

The animatronic looked rather freaked out, glancing over his shoulders, motioning with his hands for the child to calm down, repeatedly softly shushing them to the best of his ability. You'd heard he was stiff around the kids sense his upgrades to join the band, but this was pitiful.

"Monty? What's going on?" You asked as you approached, tucking your flashlight back into it's holster on your hip.

Monty whipped around to face you, knocking into the child with his large tail as he did so, "Nothin'!" He got defensive immediately, a soft growl to his voice, which just made the loud screaming of the now collapsed toddler next to him even worse.

You walked passed him and helped the kid up. He was small, with round cheeks and big sopping wet eyes. His hair was white and messily cut, which was hard to tell with how wild and curled it was. He wore a child's 2XL daycare sweater you'd seen in the gift shop a few times, with the sun Daycare attendant's cartooned face on it, and one sock.

"Are you okay, baby?" You asked softly, patting his very unkempt hair, "Did the big bad gator scare you?"

"Hey, I ain't bad!" Monty squatted next to you, "He was cryin' BEFORE I found him, just so you know."

You looked at Monty, "Did you contact Vanessa?"

"I tried." The gator huffed, "Somethin's jammin my signal." Monty did a motion that mimicked someone picking their ear with their pinkie, but he both didn't have an ear nor anything worth picking out of it.

"Probably just the way it is down here," You suggested, standing up with the child in your arms, "Let's get back up on ground level and figure it out from there."

Monty nodded and stood up as well, following you as you made your way to the stairs to Monty Golf.

Once above ground, Monty tried again to contact the head security guard, but still nothing.

Technically at this point, you were supposed to take any lost children to items to lost and found and leave them there. It basically functioned as Vanessa's office, and she would eventually show up and handle the situation, but just leaving a kid in an office all alone for who knows how long didn't sit right.

You glanced at the kid, who was doing a lot better now that he was out of the dark tunnels, staring in awe at the fairy lights of Monty Golf.

"Lemme try my walkie." You said, and then passed the toddler off to Monty, who very clumsily took him, "hold this."

"Wha- Hey!" Monty barked at you as you stepped away, you could hear the child laugh at Monty's frustrations, so at least he wasn't scared of the gator.

Just like Monty though, all you were getting was static. The stupid walkies were always junkie anyway. Fazbear was always looking for costs to cut after all.

Now what..?

"Hey," Monty suddenly was right behind you, "No luck?"

"Nothing," You answered Monty, putting your walkie back and turning fully to face him, "Guess we should head for lost and found." You reached for the kid, only for Monty to take a step back from you.

You blinked, "What?"

"What?" Monty echoed you, now two steps away.

"You... Don't want to take the kid to lost and found?"

"I didn't say that." Three steps.

You motioned to the distance between the two of you with an annoyed look.

Monty shifted his weight, still clumsily holding the kid an arm's length away from himself, "..I think it's a bad idea." He finally admitted.

"Why?"

He glanced away, the toddler looked between the two of you, very confused. You felt the same way, but decided to give it up and sighed.

"Alright, but we have to do something with him." You watched at Monty turned to you, shocked you'd agree to go against protocol like this. You were too, to be honest. But, you figured he had a good reason. "Any ideas?"

Monty looked at the kid in his hands, who stared back at him with big, blank eyes. "..The daycare?" He suggested.

You thought on it for a moment, "...It is a place built to hold kids, I suppose..." You walked over to him, finally taking the child from his clumsy grasp, "What do you say? Wanna go meet Sun and Moon?"

The kid's face lit up as he gripped onto your shirt, he nodded rapidly and smiled a wide, jagged toothed grin at you.

You nodded, and headed back down into the maintenance tunnels with Monty close on you heels.

It didn't take long to get to Daycare from Monty Gold through the tunnels, so long as you know where you're going. Which you admittedly did not. But Monty did, and was more than smug about getting to lead you around.

In the daycare the child you'd found quickly lept from your arms and ran to the pickup doors, pulling them open and running inside, calling loudly for "Mr. Sun". When the door slammed closed, you were unable to get them to open again, which was worrying for several reasons, and probably should have been more of a concern, but you let it go when Monty's hand slammed against your shoulder blades with a chuckle.

"Good work, Boss." Monty smiled down at you, "I really didn't expect you to help me get away with that. Thanks."

You rolled your arm, which stung, and looked back at Monty confused, "Get away with... What?"

Monty smiled a toothy grin, "Don't worry 'bout it. Just know ya did good."

You probably would have pressed more if your watch hadn't started going off, signaling the end of your shift already.

"4am already, huh? I'd offer to walk ya to the door but y'ain't supposed to talk to us animatronics anymore, are ya?" Monty turned and made his way back to the maintenance tunnels entrance, "See ya tomorrow night, Boss. Don't tell ol' Vanny 'bout this." He waved over his shoulder.

You gave one more glance to the Daycare door. Inside you could hear the Daycare attendant. His usual anxious voice, muffled and distant, twinged with relief.

You decided you'd done the right thing, even if you didn't really know what you'd done, and made for the main entrance to daycare.

Maybe Monty could explain exactly what you'd done right tomorrow.