#first shitpost of the year
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ruboremclouds · 1 year ago
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smoking kills snufkin
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monimolimnion · 2 years ago
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saurix5 · 1 year ago
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blondie-drawings · 7 months ago
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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
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gallifreyanhotfive · 18 days ago
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RENEGADE TIME LORD WRAPPED
You have dematerialized in your TARDIS 3 times 🫥 this year, but only because you prefer traveling in the late 1900s and earlier 2000s.
You have traveled in 2 different TARDISes, you cheating whore 👎.
The Hostile Action Displacement System has kicked in 13 times ⚠️.
You successfully piloted your TARDIS to Heathrow Airport 0 times ✈️.
You have lost your memory 4 times 🧠.
You got stuck in 301 time loops ⏳️.
You have battled your on-again off-again situationship 134 times 🤼‍♂️.
You have collected 3 individuals from other worlds 👥 to travel with you.
You have accidentally destroyed 8 star systems 🌠.
You have meddled in the development of 87,912 different cultures 👋.
You have almost died 12,342,915 times 💀.
You have accidentally become a god 1 time 👑, which qualifies as a Class Two Intervention, so you really ought to be vaporized.
Your most traveled to planet was Earth 🌎.
You have regenerated 1 time this year 🔥, which is concerning because you also regenerated last year, and don't you think you're burning through your lives a bit quickly?
You have broken the Laws of Time 13,411,843 times 🚓. That's in the top 0.1% of Time Lords!
Your definition of a year has changed 8,541,823 times this year 🗓, making this Wrapped very difficult to complete.
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justvea18 · 2 months ago
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I saw this meme and I immediately think to myself "how do I make this about them"
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asha-mage · 4 months ago
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MDZS AU where Jiang Cheng realizes that Lan Sizhui is the Wen orphan that Wei Wuxian took care off during the Burial Mounds arc, decides that's close enough to qualify him as Nephew, declares that no Nephew of His (much less a surrogate son of Wei Wuxian's) is going to be raised in the Cloud Recedes, and immediately launches into a custody battle with Lan Wangji.
But since neither Jiang Cheng or Lan Wangji can acknowledge that Sizuhi has any connection to Wei Wuxian, both begin steadfastly and stubbornly insisting that he is a Cultivator of peerless potential and skill and he belongs in their sect thank you very much, and would clearly be very unhappy in the other's. This confuses the hell out of the already mystified Cultivation world, who had barely adjusted yet to gossiping about Sizhui being Wangji's illegitimate child by mysterious love affair.
(Eventually the common consensus in the rumor mills is that both JC and LW where in love with Sizhui's mother and both believe themselves to be Sizhui's real father.)
(LW couldn't care less what gossips say, but JC has to bite his tongue till it bleeds to avoid telling anyone the truth in a fit of anger.)
(It was Nie Huaisang who put that rumor out in the first place, partly to troll JC, partly because, in a way, it's a little true.)
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datcravat · 4 months ago
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angelicfangz · 4 months ago
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look at my medic bruh cant have shit in badwater 😭
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bleed-more · 6 months ago
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Lesbian shirt Tim, when?
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Happy pride SHDKFNGM
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theneonfennec · 4 months ago
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So the Book of Bill huh (ID in alt text)
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jelsah27 · 1 year ago
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Cafeteria
Vil: Potato. You seem well rested.
MC: *looks like they got the first good night's sleep in years* Yeah, I figured out how to occupy the problematic children.
Vil: Well that is an impressive feat. And how, pray tell, have you restrained the troublesome teens?
MC: Two words. Fidget toys.
Scenery changes to the guest room in Ramshackle
First years: *playing with different fidgets*
Grimm: *stops batting at a fidget spinner* Wait a second, where's my henchman??
Deuce: *is messing with a chicken pop-it* I don't know MC left a while ago
Epel: *drops his fidget cube* Guys what day is it?
Back
MC: Yeah, I'm totally selling them. And no, Azul, I'm not selling you the rights. They don't exist here, therefore are my intellectual property.
Azul: *glaring as he steps out from behind a wall*
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15-lizards · 7 months ago
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Modern AU Bramie worst couple on gods green earth. She’s a college sophomore on a sports scholarship just trying to get through her classes. He works at Tywin Roy’s multi media empire bc nepotism and he sucks so hard at his job he couldn’t tell you his title. They met while she was on her daily 5 am jog outside of campus and found him hungover on a park bench after a two week bender with coke in his pocket and 30 missed calls and 55 suggestive texts from Cersei. She thinks he’s a bum but gives him her water bottle out of pity. They meet again a week later at some business soirée Tywin is throwing that Briennes dad got invited too and they meet eyes and immediately feel some kind of godawful connection they are Locked In now. He beelines over to her bc he subconsciously thinks she’s Mother Teresa but then verbally starts making fun of her for having a social climber daddy. She asks how his monthly detox at rehab was. They’re snippy with each other all night. A few days later she’s getting coffee with Sansa after class and she looks over to see who Briennes texting and goes why are you arguing with a thirty two year old man over his college sports highlight reels. Aaaaaand scene.
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tategaminu · 7 months ago
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Opening tumblr in June 2023:
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Opening tumblr in June 2024:
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good-to-drive · 3 months ago
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31022 · 22 days ago
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have i ever uploaded this here ??
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