#first kill incorrect quote

[golyadkin]

you can trust them, they're super scientists

[celestial-dreamscapes]

Posts that remind me of obey me characters

This is a really dumb post lmaooo I love these sm

Solomon (featuring MC):

MC about any of them tbh:

Levi:

Mammon:

Levi and Luke:

Beel (I can see it with either Lucifer or MC):

Levi, Mammon and Beel combined:

[enigma-the-mysterious]

At this point, someone could just make a streaming service titled "Shows Too Sexy For Netflix" featuring continuations of shows cancelled by Netflix and turn it into a profitable business model

[pain-is-too-tired]

Michael: Uh, I think I got your lunch. {Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love,Lee’}

Will: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. {Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of Apollo, Please be good.’}

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I would die for you.

Angel: I would die for you too.

Husk: *suddenly emotional* Please don't do that.

[benjis-house-boat]

Imagine the conversation between Nimona, Bal, and Ambro about the Director's confession after the movie end Ambro: So that was really the Director confessing? It wasn't Nimona pretending to be her? Nimona: Oh yeah, I was being YOU at the time. Ambro: Wait, what? Okay, I need to see the uncut video now Bal: No, no you don't. Just... believe me, you don't want to see it Ambro: Why?! What did you do as me Nimona!? Nimona, pulling up the uncut video: Oh come on Evil Larry! I put on an AWESOME death scene! Ambro: Evil Larry? .... Wait, DEATH?!

[nxpthys]

Daeron, seriously: Bring me the ice cream. *later, Daeron clutching his stomach in pain* Criston: You're lactose intolerant? Daeron: I thought if I ate it really fast, I wouldn't notice.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Suchin: Our living situation is temporary. I’m insane you’re insane, you know what happens when two insane people live together for too long? Starts with an “m”.

Kenshi: Making out.

Suchin: That’s right murder! Wait what.

[to-the-western-wood]

edmund: caspian and i are no longer dating

caspian: ed that's a horrible way of telling people we're married

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "May your favourite show be cancelled by Netflix before it has had the chance to tell its full story." It's smart. It's possible. It's terrifying

[severussnapemylove]

Bellatrix; 🎶”Will you help me hide a body?"🎶

Y/N; "Huh???"

Bellatrix; 🎶”Come on we can't delay!"🎶

Y/N; "What did you do!?!?"

Bellatrix; 🎶”No one can see him on the floor.🎶 Get him out the door.🎶 Before he can decay!"🎶

Y/N; "Why would you call me of all people?!?! Now I'm gonna go to jail, oh my Merlin!"

[incorrect-brawlstars]

Shelly: Oh, you beautiful boy!

Fang: :)! Thanks, I've been experimenting with backcombing--

Shelly, petting a cat: 🥰 Aren't you sweet?

Fang: Oh.

[vomits0cutely]

Regulus writing in his pink glittery diary with a glitter gel pen: I am going to stop the dark Lord..

[soullessbullshit]

Darien: Not to be corny, but sometime I think my purpose on this world is to love people, make them laugh, be kind, and share joy. That feels like enough to me sometimes.

Skordo: I'm here to maim and kill, but your thing sounds nice too.

[harringroveera]

Eddie: Babe, you just killed all this entire family!

Henry: I did

Eddie: Oh my god did you kill their cat too? Where’s the cat?

Henry: I might have done awful things, Eddie, but I am not a monster

Henry: I gave him some treats and he’s napping right there

Eddie: Oh!

Eddie: Gotta say I’m very relieved