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shadowqueenjude · 10 months

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Lucien made mistakes. Lucien is flawless.

#lucien vanserra #pro lucien vanserra #but he's never made a mistake in his life #fight me bitches #people like to make up flaws about him #“he made mistakes” bitch where?#exactly

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hindulivesmatter · 8 months

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Love it when idiots on Tumblr make the stupidest claims ever, and when you go to debunk them, they either turn off reblogs or block you.

Guys just say you're fucking liars, it's ok.

#hindublr #hinduphobia #desiblr #hinduism #the stupidest people here omg #and then they do this hot take on our posts and block us when we try to reply #cowards #fight me bitches

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muggle-born-princess · 1 year

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If you feel bad for Andre or Felix, GTFO off my page.

#how anyone can sympathize with these mofos I'll never know #miraculous ladybug #ml salt #andre bourgeois salt #andre bourgeois #felix fathom #felix salt #andre salt #i hate them both with a burning passion #being a sentimonster does not mean sympathetic #fight me bitches #idgaf #ml s5 salt

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captain-jacks-coat · 5 months

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ETHAN SINGING TANGLED ON STREAM

ETHAN IS RAPUNZEL CONFIRMED

#ethan jace #p4perback #tangled #Ethan Jace is rapunzel #fight me bitches

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and-loth-cat · 10 months

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fuck all of you guys

ezra is a swiftie and so is most of the ghost crew to some degree

#fight me bitches

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megatronsimp · 10 months

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Tennant Again is NOT 14 and I will be screaming this from here until the end of time. Ncuti is 14!

#doctor who #I’m salty about this #cmon you lamers in the back it’s not hard!#it’s like the black lady regeneration #we don’t know how or when it fits in #or the war doctor #TENNANT AGAIN IS NOT FUCKING 14 #fight me bitches #they SPECIFICALLY named Ncuti as 14 not this weird Inbetween

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questionableholidayreally · 2 months

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you think dipper and mabel have experience deescalating fights because of their parents

#let me cook #in the book of bill he says dipper has nightmares abt the last fight he overheard with his mom and dad #before they sent them out to gravity falls for the summer #the way mabel runs to them first really makes me think shes doing all that emotional labor at home #i love them these sorry sons of bitches #gravity falls #stanford pines #stanly pines #the pines twins #and their fucked up family #mabel pines #dipper pines

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pbnmj · 1 year

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i just KNOW they have beef (alt panel i scrapped under the cut)

#well its funny to ME at least . noir jumps for joy when hobie leaves <3 #atsv #atsv spoilers #my art #noir #spiderman noir #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #peter parker #margo kess #the alt version of this was scrapped because i found it funnier if noir fully made it a physical fight #like GET THE BITCH!

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cozylittleartblog · 19 days

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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass

#ultrakill #v1 #gabriel #doodles #art #ultrakill fanart #fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal #and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries #max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You #so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny #i learned bitch #i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when #the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders #''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:

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drunkeddiediaz · 4 months

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#iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #armand #I’m sorry their fights are so funny to me #loumand #the way he said little bitch made me CACKLE

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 5 months

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atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

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little-pondhead · 2 years

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Inspired by this post.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #mad scientist danny #his suit is a mix of Jack and Maddie’s suits #with a lab coat thrown on top #he 100% smacks joker with a baseball bat on live television #and loves to kidnap zoo animals #Batman cannot find mention of the Fentons anywhere #it is driving the Justice league mad #Superman: stop right there kid!#Danny: suck my a s s #Wonder Woman: why do you keep stealing paintbrushes from the local art centers #Danny: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!#Batman: hang on I speak fluent Teen #Batman: …you finna catch these hands #Batman: don’t @ me when you’re six feet under #Danny: I Am Uncomfortable With The Energy We’ve Created In The Studio Today #when the fight is over he’s just like #aight imma head out #it was fun playing #see y’all next time #and just #rips reality a new one #the Justice league can hear someone from the other side talking #as Fenton goes through the portal #‘did you have a good time? i made cookies come tell me about your day’#the portal always closes before anyone can get through #until one day it stays open and they all make a collective decision to go through #clockwork knows exactly what he’s doing

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densewentz · 11 months

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i think the turning point in my life both academically and professionally was realizing that. If you Go First, be it a presentation or an interview or whatever. If you go first, you are being judged based on NOTHING but yourself. They aren't comparing you to anyone else, you don't have an act to "follow". You are the Bar. You can literally just do the best you can and at that point it will automatically be the best they've seen so far. And once you're done you're done. You can mentally and emotionally check out.

Game changer insofar as being stressed about presenting because now I just bulldoze over everyone else to go first like a feral hog.

#its true though #all my anxiety about presentations got reduced SIGNIFICANTLY once I started fighting to be first #its Good Advice #this actually especially applies to people with unfinished work like #girl you do not want to watch 9 people with complete presentations go and then give your speech #just jump on that grenade early before they've had time to be impressed by anyone #and the fallout wont be NEARLY as bad #and then its over right away #also if youre a smug petty bitch like me #you can absolutely blow the performance out of the water #and bask in the absolutely traumatized expressions of everyone who has to go after you now #if im gonna be the bar im going to set it at the ceiling #sorry #so i guess the next lesson is you have to fight to be before Me and those Like Me #rip

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cerealmonster15 · 3 months

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i want jamiazu + idikei to go on a double date so badly i think the vibes would be So Very Turbulent

#twisted wonderland #twst #jamiazu #idikei #idicay #cereal tries to draw #i love any fanart of board game club and their bitch ass crushes jdslhffkjg teeheehee #cater and jamil can get along fine but board game club is incapable of behaving #they have to drop everything to bully the shit out of each other given the chance!!!#jamil does this with azul also. tbh i think it would be a war immediately and caters like HaHa Oh My GOd. ??!!?#cater actually it's hard to say bc sometimes hes like HUH!!!! CHILL OUT!! but other times hes a shady little freak of a guy and enables #things so like whose to say. maybe if hes in a silly mood he would join idia and jamil and it would be 3v1 rip azul it was nice knowing u #the rng of if they get peacekeeping caycay or mischievous caycay #it feels like it has been a While since ive really sat and drawn them...#i have had a lot going on <///3 and then all draw time is spent on art fight rn but. small break For Them #do u even understand me. do u see my vision. i want to put all four of them in an escape room #bundle them together and observe them under a microscope #god i just LOVE how any time someone in twst talks about another character it's always either like #yes this is a good respectable classmate of mine who i admire. or I HATE THAT BITCH HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY!!!!#and then the haters are like best friends who hang out always jfdksljflkshg #but theyd rather DIE than ADMIT IT!!!#bitch boys who only respect each other when they dont know each other too well ig fjldksfh #board game club being god tier haters nonstop of each other is so fucking funny im literally obsessed with whatever they have going on #anyway!!! I WANT THEM TO HANG OUT MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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papa-evershed · 3 months

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Rob James-Collier as Thomas Barrow DOWNTON ABBEY

#rob james-collier #robert james-collier #rob james collier #robert james collier #thomas barrow #downton abbey #mine #he's just a precious baby #i will fight anyone who hurts him including himself #try me bitch 💪

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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AU where Arthur comes back after 1,500 years and Merlin thinks Excalibur sword is very outdated at this point. It is 21st Century and unsurprisingly sword is not the best choice of weapons, magic or not.

So, Merlin creates him lots of new weapons, and soon discovers that Arthur masters everything fast and is ridiculously good at adapting everything to fight. Because if Merlin is the greatest Warlock to ever walk on earth, then Arthur is the greatest Warrior ever to exist.

So, at one point Merlin is just having SO MUCH FUN discovering Arthur’s very OP warrior skill because this man can make everything he holds a legendary weapon.

Modern Magic People being rescused: THE King Arthur is here to save us from the evil beast! look at his shining Exca..li..bur…?

Arthur, holding a ~magical and forged by Dragon’s flame~ airfryer: DO NOT DISRESPECT EXCALIBUR #2461

#Arthur: SHIT THE NEW GUN YOU GAVE ME BROKE AGAIN #Merlin: ehh try this #Arthur: isnt this a ‘glue gun’#Merlin: You are once and future king arthur what kind of king cant fight 50 meters beast with glue gun pathetic #Arthur: BITCH TAKE THAT BACK FUCKING WATCH ME #Merlin #merlin au #bbc merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #crack post #merlin crack #merthur #bbc merthur #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon #my post

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